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The fact that an overwhelming majority of Americans want universal background checks, but our politicians don’t make it happen tells you all you need about the role of money in politics.

Robert Reich (@RBReich)Sun, 29 May 2022 20:26 +0000

I used to hate getting cold emails, but now I love it. A random person emails us twice, trying to sell us something (like WP hosting for our static website), and I simply pitch Fathom to them. I even follow up if they go quiet. I call this "the reverse cold email sales pitch." 😎

Jack Ellis (@JackEllis)Tue, 31 May 2022 17:00 +0000

The creator of a memecoin-turned-top cryptocurrency says his interactions with Elon Musk didn't impress him, and predicted that crypto is still headed for a big crash.

Every time I’m cleaning people are like “why put up sex toys? don’t you want to use them 😏😏😏” and I’m like “listen when you clock out from the cock sucking factory do you immediately go home and suck more cock” and they’re like “well yeah” hustle culture is the worst

buttplug.io 🍑🔌 - Open Source Sex Tech (@buttplugio)Tue, 31 May 2022 15:41 +0000

People often say "sound on" when sharing videos, but never "sound off" for things with those infernal plinky-plonky soundtracks or worse, TikTok meme songs. Warn your friends if they're about to be assaulted by racket, please 😩

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Tue, 31 May 2022 10:08 +0000

Whenever I see a celebrity with a slickly apolitical public image I just assume they're covering up some absolutely batshit beliefs, like the planet being a giant exercise ball for the World Hamster, or that celebrities should be allowed to hunt humans for sport

Katie (@ZiziFothSi)Tue, 31 May 2022 10:06 +0000

“Elon reached out to me to get hold of that script and it became apparent very quickly that he didn’t understand coding as well as he made out. He asked, “How do I run this Python script?” crikey.com.au/2022/05/30/dog…

Taylor Lorenz (@TaylorLorenz)Tue, 31 May 2022 05:16 +0000

an earth scientist just poured me coffee and said "it must be hard being beautiful" i could get used to this place

👩‍💻 Paige Bailey #BlackLivesMatter (@DynamicWebPaige)Thu, 30 May 2013 12:47 +0000

i was trying to record this video to my phone but i got an amber alert

Sadie Jane (@scaryfiction)Mon, 30 May 2022 05:07 +0000

https://twitter.com/HardDriveMag/status/1531335346826379266

if elon musk hates socialism so much why is he always getting publicly owned

nathaniel rosenberg (@nathanielro)Mon, 30 May 2022 20:17 +0000

https://twitter.com/HardDriveMag/status/1531335346826379266

LunarLiv (@LunarLivH)Mon, 30 May 2022 18:14 +0000

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1531333502138032129

well you're the expert on SNL's bad days

Hard Drive (@HardDriveMag)Mon, 30 May 2022 18:02 +0000

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1531319938195021824

ok well lemme know what you think about this one hard-drive.net/elon-musk-admi…

Hard Drive (@HardDriveMag)Mon, 30 May 2022 17:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/HardDriveMag/status/1531335346826379266

Elon right now

BussyFajitas | 𝐁𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐥𝐞 Vtuber (@Bussy_Fajitas)Mon, 30 May 2022 23:10 +0000

Valet helps facilitate the migration of Azure DevOps, CircleCI, GitLab CI, Jenkins, and Travis CI pipelines to GitHub Actions. - GitHub - github/gh-valet: Valet helps facilitate the migration of Az...

Comrade Sisko 🖖🏾✊🏿☭ (@Pinko69420)Mon, 30 May 2022 18:22 +0000

nothing like incorrect installation documentation to make you question everything

casey (@varcharr)Mon, 30 May 2022 19:57 +0000

https://twitter.com/AlexandraErin/status/1531349962352693250

Don't reject the idea of being politically correct, or any of these things. Reject the framing that they even exist in this fashion, in any meaningful way. You believe what you believe. You do what you do. Other people can call it whatever they want. Don't let that change you.

Alexandra Erin (She/Her) (@AlexandraErin)Mon, 30 May 2022 19:02 +0000

I don't get called "PC" often, because I prefer hanging around folks with more imagination. Last time I think my response was "sure, as long as I can install Linux on it. Mac'll do in a pinch. None of that changes the fact that [original topic] was a dick move."

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https://twitter.com/AlexandraErin/status/1531349962352693250

Don't reject the idea of being politically correct, or any of these things. Reject the framing that they even exist in this fashion, in any meaningful way. You believe what you believe. You do what you do. Other people can call it whatever they want. Don't let that change you.

Alexandra Erin (She/Her) (@AlexandraErin)Mon, 30 May 2022 19:02 +0000

brian wisti (@brianwisti)Mon, 30 May 2022 20:27 +0000

https://twitter.com/cube_drone/status/1530772676679290883

timeouts, 2.load

cube drone (@cube_drone)Mon, 30 May 2022 20:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/cube_drone/status/1530664482032308224

timeouts, 2. load

cube drone (@cube_drone)Sun, 29 May 2022 04:47 +0000

There are only two hard problems in distributed systems: 1.

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There are only two hard problems in distributed systems: 2. Exactly-once delivery 1. Guaranteed order of messages 2. Exactly-once delivery

Mathias Verraes (@mathiasverraes)Fri, 14 Aug 2015 18:40 +0000

cube drone (@cube_drone)Sat, 28 May 2022 21:37 +0000

If anyone wants to send me free stuff this pride month I'd be happy to post stuff like "I never felt comfortable in my body until I put on this cool hat" or whatever

bitsy von muffling (@DoctorPissPants)Mon, 30 May 2022 16:18 +0000

I was stuck on a problem and went for a walk, berating myself for procrastinating. Then the answer came to me. How many times do I have to learn this lesson?

Sarah Drasner (@sarah_edo)Mon, 30 May 2022 18:03 +0000

are we supposed to measure how many lockdown parties Carrie Johnson had in imperial or metric

dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 (@davemacladd)Sun, 29 May 2022 19:44 +0000

TL;DR: for major providers, Terraform does not really need state. My proposal: add a “none” backend that uses the provider APIs as state.

Reflections on a decade of configuration files.

To celebrate Masturbation May, Lovehoney reimagined what human hands would look like if they were designed for pleasure. Read more.

I’m six drinks at a wedding in AMA

Adelaide Gardner (@ohadelaide)Mon, 30 May 2022 03:01 +0000

https://twitter.com/ohadelaide/status/1531108416411914242

Are you able to make it 10 drinks in?

Jonathan Arnett Of Trivial Encounters (@arnett_jonathan)Mon, 30 May 2022 03:14 +0000

https://twitter.com/ohadelaide/status/1531113119472304128

time has told that the answer is no

Robert G. Reeve (@RobertGReeve)Mon, 30 May 2022 04:06 +0000

I think about this post a lot. It was in response to Tesco introducing flesh-tone plasters which actually matched people's skin colours. This "default" culture cuts across everything. It defines anyone who isn't a cishet white man as abnormal. Utterly insidious.

Terence Eden (@edent)Sat, 30 May 2020 08:41 +0000

https://twitter.com/luke_metro/status/1530328792027107329

Somewhat Viral tweets usually have hot people pfps

Synthetic Animals (@moodyangela)Sun, 29 May 2022 06:22 +0000

https://twitter.com/luke_metro/status/1530328792027107329

This tweet is a clever way to get folks to list accounts that are both deranged and hot.

matty stratton, jewish prank dinosaur 🇺🇦 💜 (@mattstratton)Sun, 29 May 2022 18:22 +0000

https://twitter.com/mattstratton/status/1530977692891348993

I sure do have a personal brand

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Sun, 29 May 2022 18:26 +0000

Is having second brunch an appropriation of queer hobbit culture?

Meri 💉💉💉“Exiled for Good of the Realm” Williams (@Geek_Manager)Sun, 29 May 2022 18:37 +0000

"catboy" this and "puppygirl" that, you are a furry babe. you are barking and meowing in my replies and you are a furry.

Cloudy ⛅ (estrogen angel) (@oncloud_e)Sun, 29 May 2022 18:10 +0000

Like or retweet if you’re on prescription medications or have played video games or don’t believe in God, and yet have somehow managed not to shoot anyone.

Shematologist, MD (@acweyand)Sat, 28 May 2022 00:42 +0000

nighty night

laura @ pls make it stop @ recovering from mcm+MCR (@freezydorito)Tue, 24 May 2022 22:30 +0000

dick cheney implies the existence of balls cheney and pussy cheney

💤🌵🤖thought follower (@boring_cactus)Sat, 28 May 2022 02:30 +0000

You deserve this good news today

Read Wobblies and Zapatistas (@JoshuaPotash)Sun, 29 May 2022 19:37 +0000

https://twitter.com/jna_sh/status/1531015846075801601

“Yes well that’s very interesting but might I suggest you check out Cloudformation”

Joe (@jna_sh)Sun, 29 May 2022 20:59 +0000

https://twitter.com/jna_sh/status/1531014168840658945

Engineers would beg to differ

Joe (@jna_sh)Sun, 29 May 2022 20:49 +0000

https://twitter.com/jna_sh/status/1531013496820928513

Oops

Joe (@jna_sh)Sun, 29 May 2022 20:44 +0000

https://twitter.com/jna_sh/status/1531013663389274112

Well I mean

Joe (@jna_sh)Sun, 29 May 2022 20:45 +0000

https://twitter.com/ChrisShort/status/1530908139842830336

I've got all the military memories saved offline and can pull those out at any point. But, I want my kids and later their kids, to have a place to come see what their grandfather did. How I tried to make the world a little bit better. No kids? Even more reason to maintain one!

Chris Short 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@ChrisShort)Sun, 29 May 2022 13:47 +0000

https://twitter.com/ChrisShort/status/1530908602633953282

What do you want people to see when they search for your name. A curated experience of everything about you or 14 copies of your obituary and that's it?

Chris Short 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@ChrisShort)Sun, 29 May 2022 13:47 +0000