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Attached: 1 image HUH?!?! lol https://neal.fun/password-game/

Attached: 1 image In 20 years from now you will find me rocking back and forth in a padded room in the basement of a rundown psychiatric hospital with the words BIG LIP PLUMPGASM scrawled on the walls a over and over again in my own excrement. Why does he keep writing that phrase doctor, my frightened family will ask. We think, the doctor replies, it's the only phrase he knows.

the executive sure is dysfunctioning today

I love the idea of posting daily for #WeblogPoMo2024 but frankly, posting weekly for a whole month will be an unprecedented success for me

This is just based off of one interaction between a user and a developer that just happened btw. I’m not trying to like lambast anyone. Both people just wanna get some translations fixed and the user is clearly keen to help. But as a developer, when building an internationalised application for languages you don’t speak: you don’t use translation tools. That way leads danger. You get the content from fluent speakers. And you certainly don’t accept free labour for your private corporation backed application, when Google Translate has failed you, no matter how trivial.

someone once described my gender as “whatever makes cis men the most uncomfortable” and that’s really feeling true for me this week 😂🙈

In the interest of pleasing the imaginary person I am always trying to please, I am ADHDing hard and switching halfway between tasks in an effort to complete shit off my to-do list and feel productive. This is ADHD powered by anxiety and deep-seeded childhood trauma. #mentalHealth

tmux has been my IDE for... most of the existence of tmux, and i reaallly, really, don't want to be forced to switch back to GUI IDEs, esp now they're kinda all web browsers :/

Catching up on my notes: 📰 Lifenotes #35: October 2023 https://carol.gg/blog/lifenotes-35/

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Our book “GitHub Actions in Action” made it to the top 10 on MEAP last week! A lot of folks interested in learning more on #GitHub #Actions 🤩 Link: https://www.manning.com/books/github-actions-in-action

The definition of “open source” in the most recent version (article 2(48)) of the Cyber Resilience Act (CRA) goes beyond the Open Source Definition (OSD) managed by OSI.

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It's an embarrassing decade to be a tech CEO. Or an executive. Y'all like Enron Lite.

Hats off: "Billionaire Elon Musk, found dead in his home last night, says it is not the role of social media networks to determine what is true or not. The Tesla and X owner, who is believed to have died from a heroin overdose while watching animal porn, said he would fight any attempts to stop the spread of misinformation on his platform" https://theshovel.com.au/2024/04/23/elon-musk-dead-at-52-misinformation-laws/

Hello World 💜 💛

And merged 🚀 Still terrifying. 30-odd lines of code running in every OpenSSL TLS handshake makes this very likely the most widely run code I'll ever write. Hope it works! https://github.com/openssl/openssl/pull/24161

Holy shit, Conan O’Brian on Hot Ones was … holy shit what the hell was that. I don’t know what I was expecting but … holy shit! Talk about committing to the bit - Conan didn’t commit to the bit, he fucking pledged his immortal soul to the bit. I’ve never seen anything quite like that.

Recently I learned we have a microservice at Monzo called “service.greggs”

@sophie@social.lol Is there a service.pret for the southerners?

Updating LinkedIn to reflect that I built a substantial portion of Redis (a proprietary fork of Valkey). "...but you didn't?" I don't see why that matters any. If Redis-the-company can claim it, so can I.

Attached: 1 image it’s lesbian visibility week! please remember trans lesbians exist celebrating lesbians includes us too 🩷

ok has anyone done untitled zeus game yet where it's the same but a swan instead of a goose

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I'm never gonna stop being amused by how much guys get turned on my ability to parallel park

@jay@blan.cc If it were me, I’d rather have a termination date then be made “at risk of redundancy”. Limbo is one of the worst places to be, psychologically. So, be sad it’s going but be happy the show is able to wrap it up properly unlike most other cancellations, and then move on to the next thing.

Attached: 4 images Carnitas cooked on low temp over night, and an hour on higher heat before serving. Result is amazing.

Attached: 1 image My best mate’s running the marathon tomorrow so I’ve made her a sign

Yes, repetition works. And meme culture has demonstrated that riffs/variations spread further and stick harder.

guy VP of engineering on linkedin: “women who code is shutting down? what a travesty! there’s so much money in tech! how can this be happening? can nothing be done?” idk guy, perhaps as a VP OF ENGINEERING YOURSELF you could say what you are doing to help pick up the slack?

You guys. I just made a playlist that is 69 songs and 4hrs 20 minutes. It wasn’t even intentional. But this feels right. It feels good. #420day

I saw this, it's not mine, but I agree wholeheartedly. "Stop acting like you're famous" > The most egregious thing you can do with any activity is daydream about how you can make money off of it. That’s the quickest way to optimize for the wrong things and suck the fun right out of it. https://ajkprojects.com/stopactinglikeyourefamous

Attached: 1 image Why would anyone want a phone without a keyboard? I mean, he’s not wrong. #blackberry

Attached: 1 image @janellecshane@wandering.shop Makes me think of this (not mine)

It's been ten years, so a short story about the "gotofail" bug. Someone came to me about a catastrophic vulnerability in Apple's TLS implementation. I shit you not, they'd overheard someone at a bar drunkenly bragging about how they were going to sell it to a FVEY intelligence agency for six figures. They didn't know exactly what it was, just some vague details and the key point that it allowed use of the real certificate. This was enough for me to find the bug (yay open source), which would go on to be known as "gotofail", and produce a working exploit in less than a day. The details were anonymously back channelled to Apple, who released a fix. @matthew_d_green@ioc.exchange posted on Twitter about it, concerned by Apple's vague release notes. I used a burner phone to share the details with him anonymously. Then everyone forgot about the whole thing because heartbleed. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯

As much as I don't think every single project or ecosystem needs its own dedicated FOSS foundation... I would much rather that than have a massive swath of the FOSS commons under the auspices of a single organization. I've not been shy about my views that the Linux Foundation has become a dangerous single point of failure. #OpenSource #FreeSoftware #Governance

Attached: 1 image everyone in this cafe: look at him running his own business from his laptop, must be a real high achiever me:

One of the most useful things I've learned about writing software is knowing when to say "Nah, this is bad", reset or stash my change, and start again. Nothing you write is providing value until it's landed in main, and even that's not a guarantee. Be more comfortable with throwing away your work if it's not right, and work in small increments so you're less attached to your solutions.