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10 days post-wedding, we’ve had zero new COVID cases among all the attendees (approx. 150 people.) Was it the masking? Was it the Corsi-Rosenthal boxes? Was it a 99.9% vaccinated and boosted attendee list? It was all of the above. We prioritized safety AND had a great time. Fin.

Lavanya Krishnan, MS, MPH (@l_krishnan)Sun, 03 Jul 2022 03:14 +0000

shaved my pussy for the minion movie premier

lesbian lawfirm LLC (@lesbianlawfirm)Fri, 01 Jul 2022 22:16 +0000

The genre I really love right now is my friends posting pics not from parties or fun events, but from quieter and calmer moments of self care and retreat. The glow, the joy and the good boundaries set., I love it 💫

Stella (@RisuToInu)Sun, 03 Jul 2022 11:40 +0000

I wish I could mute pictures of positive LFTs. I’m still being careful, and I support people continuing to test etc. But as someone with health anxiety, doomscrolling really wrecked my mental health last year - and I wish it was possible to opt out of constant reminders.

Amy Hupe (@Amy_Hupe)Sun, 03 Jul 2022 12:07 +0000

this is just transphobia with the word “white” put on the front again

Capri (@CapriTheUnruly)Sat, 02 Jul 2022 11:57 +0000

still think about this

Daryl Ginn (@darylginn)Fri, 01 Jul 2022 13:27 +0000

An unmasked woman in the checkout line next to me just loudly said to the unmasked cashier, when asked for ID, “Don’t touch it though. I’ll hold it for you. I have COVID.”

The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt)Sat, 02 Jul 2022 12:20 +0000

https://twitter.com/OhNoSheTwitnt/status/1543207945244131331

I was behind a guy at a CVS Pharmacy, looking sick as anything and tells pharmacist he probably has COVID, two people in his house have it and he wants to get tested. When the pharmacist asked why he wasn't wearing a mask, he said "Because we no longer have the mask mandate..

Santhya Pillai (@santhya_pillai)Sat, 02 Jul 2022 15:12 +0000

adding a muted word for basically every variant of posts about current events, as I prefer to get my rage and horror in news article form rather than microdose form

kai (they) (@coilysiren)Sun, 03 Jul 2022 10:10 +0000

I need a “Snackle Box” 😂

turn buckl🇺🇸 (@TurnBuckl)Wed, 10 Nov 2021 15:54 GMT

https://twitter.com/WidebandMaid/status/1543299279976013828

Same vibe

Haylee Dangerfield (@IxAmxInevitable)Sun, 03 Jul 2022 07:55 +0000

https://twitter.com/WidebandMaid/status/1543299279976013828

The snackle box when you're over 25

ditya belarusi (@eto_alsu)Sun, 03 Jul 2022 03:26 +0000

The Snackle Box

WidebandGapfiller (@WidebandMaid)Sat, 02 Jul 2022 18:23 +0000

forgive me I have ordered the plums that I thought were only 4 units but were 4 x 500g I hope they are so delicious Unrelated: does any one have tips on wtf to do with plums?!

eli schutze (@elibelly)Sat, 02 Jul 2022 09:37 +0000

thinking about the time my ex demanded I see a therapist and then the therapist told me to dump him

✨V✨ (@coolauntV)Sun, 03 Jul 2022 01:38 +0000

https://twitter.com/ReinH/status/1539667686778470400

brb adding this clause to MIT and calling it the "fuck machine learning" or FML License

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This is going to be settled in court eventually, and the sooner the better. Anyone should be able to apply a license that says “you may not use this to train any machine learning model”. twitter.com/ReinH/status/1…

“fifth” (@mffwww)Wed, 22 Jun 2022 17:58 +0000

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Wed, 22 Jun 2022 18:00 +0000

https://twitter.com/ReinH/status/1539664321147375616

what github / microsoft is counting on here is that open source developers do not have enough collective power to do anything to stop this, and sadly they are probably right

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Wed, 22 Jun 2022 17:52 +0000

Every month I pay AWS $1.43 and I have zero recollection of how or why but I’m too lazy to dig through the AWS console to figure it out.

Jason Lengstorf (@jlengstorf)Sat, 02 Jul 2022 16:07 +0000

https://twitter.com/ReinH/status/1539627618902847488

if you only act ethically when it is convenient you are not in fact an ethical person twitter.com/i2talics/statu…

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https://twitter.com/ReinH/status/1539626662274269185

every rebuttal is just "yes but ... its useful for me. so i dont care"

milo (@i2talics)Wed, 22 Jun 2022 17:01 +0000

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Wed, 22 Jun 2022 17:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/ReinH/status/1539626662274269185

in the crypto grifting year of our lord 2022, this one is really up there in terms of audacity

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Wed, 22 Jun 2022 15:10 +0000

https://twitter.com/ReinH/status/1539626902620471296

github will probably get away with this — they have a lot of lawyers on retainer — but legal is not the same thing as ethical

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Wed, 22 Jun 2022 15:13 +0000

https://twitter.com/ReinH/status/1539626662274269185

every rebuttal is just "yes but ... its useful for me. so i dont care"

milo (@i2talics)Wed, 22 Jun 2022 17:01 +0000

github copilot is incredible. it just sells code other people wrote, but because it's an "AI" it is apparently allowed to launder that code without it being a "derivative work". lol. lmao. what an amazing grift.

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Wed, 22 Jun 2022 15:09 +0000

https://twitter.com/IanColdwater/status/1543068710382059520

As a tech writer, I always err on the side of providing the basic command or giving an explanation. As soon as I start assuming what the reader knows, I’ve failed them. I’m in the business of teaching, not making them feel stupid.

Amy (@timeyoutakeit)Sat, 02 Jul 2022 13:15 +0000

And since clearly we're going backwards again: For god's sake if your queer friends say Out There they're roommates or cousins or something then you concur. And if they don't say or someone asks? Don't snitch. Blow their cover with an Actually and they could end up dead.

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If you are straight and cisgendered, over the next few years you may start seeing and hearing LGBTQ people a lot less. It may be very gradual and subtle, and therefore hard for you to notice. So, I'm going to say now, while you can still see and hear me- this was deliberate.

Evan Urquhart (@e_urq)Sat, 02 Jul 2022 14:01 +0000

brian wisti (@brianwisti)Sat, 02 Jul 2022 19:56 +0000

This is all I care about anymore

emily nunn (@EmilyRNunn)Fri, 01 Jul 2022 21:42 +0000

https://twitter.com/KamalaHarris/status/1540503291997683713

We voted, Vice President. We voted. You are in office because we voted. Our job is done. Respectfully, how dare you put this back on us. We did our job. It’s time for you and the other elected Democrats to do yours

alex (@alex_c_22)Sat, 25 Jun 2022 01:24 +0000

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My message to the American people: You have the power to elect leaders who will defend and protect your rights. And as the president said, with your vote, you can act. You have the final word. So this is not over.

Kamala Harris (@KamalaHarris)Sat, 25 Jun 2022 01:13 +0000

Brendan Karl Michael (@B_180Brendan)Thu, 30 Jun 2022 21:41 +0000

In the latest episode of the Test & Code podcast, Brian Okken — host and author of the excellent Python Testing with pytest — and I talked about the little joys of running your own Web site.

We memorized phone numbers. We memorized driving directions. No one knew what we looked like. No one could reach us. We were gods.

Omri Elisha (@AnthroOmri)Sat, 13 Nov 2021 20:45 GMT

I am trying to configure a CloseableHttpClient from httpclient 4.5 with mutual TLS authentication. The server certificate is self-signed. Here is the code I use (inpired by various StackOverflow po...

get the breast implants. live a little. get all the silicone up in your body that you want, baby girl. when your day comes and they cremate you, the place will smell like a racetrack and all will know, truly, a baddie has departed from us on this day

her name is patience 🪶 (@whataboutwillow)Sat, 02 Jul 2022 14:34 +0000

all these bi people admitting they would never date a trans person bc they're "not pan" 😭 yall need a new label and its called transphobic bisexual

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tired of the fake bisexuals… how you bi and won’t date a trans girl?

south african regina george (@kissmeriver)Thu, 30 Jun 2022 15:01 +0000

sofie halili (@literallysofie)Fri, 01 Jul 2022 18:11 +0000

tired of the fake bisexuals… how you bi and won’t date a trans girl?

south african regina george (@kissmeriver)Thu, 30 Jun 2022 15:01 +0000

have started saying the subtext out loud in conversation (eg. "by the way I'm asking for reassurance" or "this look means I want you to put that down so we can talk") and honestly the success rate in getting what I want is much higher

Oliver Darkshire 🌈 (@deathbybadger)Fri, 01 Jul 2022 11:32 +0000

https://twitter.com/LolOverruled/status/1543001598972018690

ˢᵃᵈ ᵇⁱᵗᶜʰ (@fekindweeb)Sat, 02 Jul 2022 00:44 +0000

Depression is so often like the slow boiling frog analogy; where you don’t realise how dangerous the hot water you’re in is until you’re too overcome and lethargic to actually pull yourself out of it. 🥵🐸

Jack Monroe (@BootstrapCook)Sat, 02 Jul 2022 11:36 +0000

With ADHD you have to figure out "brain hacks" just to perform the basic functions of survival. Example: I recently moved house and am now having to put a bunch of energy into just figuring out new ways of drinking enough water throughout the day.

ADHD Designer (@ADHDdesigner)Fri, 01 Jul 2022 17:35 +0000

It’s been three years but todays the day I can finally wear all my badges to pride again. #prideinlondon

Joe Hart 🏳️‍🌈 (@JoeHart)Sat, 02 Jul 2022 06:28 +0000

https://twitter.com/PaulDJohnston/status/1543169456603537410

If developers are so concerned about "containers" and "local development" then... They're starting in completely the wrong place. Which comes back to the original tweet: I have the experience. Being told I can't say that to a tech person is infuriating.

Paul Johnston - trying to be civil (as a service) (@PaulDJohnston)Sat, 02 Jul 2022 09:47 +0000

BREAKING: Supreme Court has ruled 6-3 that when a dog stretches, you MUST say “oooooh big stretch!” or you will be placed on the no-fly list.

ᴀᴅᴀᴍ (@_chilldummy)Fri, 01 Jul 2022 01:32 +0000

https://twitter.com/_chilldummy/status/1542682523766968320

Same goes for cats.

Lysander “Incognito” Spooner (@jrgsstuff3)Fri, 01 Jul 2022 10:40 +0000

😑

rachel (@ohhoe)Sat, 02 Jul 2022 05:06 +0000

https://twitter.com/SourdoughEyepa1/status/1542758192861495296

The baby needs to be able to carry a gun too, if we’re being honest.

Grabowska (@TheBigGrabowska)Fri, 01 Jul 2022 07:07 +0000

thank god pregnant 12 year olds will no longer have to see a rainbow in their classrooms while they’re getting shot at

ceeks (@70Ceeks)Thu, 30 Jun 2022 13:40 +0000

https://twitter.com/70Ceeks/status/1542503465867517952

This is all wrong the 12 year old needs to be able to carry a gun on school grounds so they can protect the baby.

Sourdough Eyepatch (@SourdoughEyepa1)Fri, 01 Jul 2022 06:33 +0000

https://twitter.com/rudeanaseal/status/1543017816319598592

I'd want the shirt, too.

mae 🍃 (@maepleleef)Sat, 02 Jul 2022 00:14 +0000