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Crested mynas, as many other birds, are born altricially, which means young are underdeveloped at the time of birth, therefore fed by parents. When they grow up, they have to learn that food doesn't simply jump into their beaks [📽️: Rebecca Gelernter]

Massimo (@Rainmaker1973)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 11:31 +0000

For the first time in my life I’m feeling like my career experience wasn’t a total fuck up — but rather — a good idea.

Kris Nóva (@krisnova)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 21:37 +0000

in case anyone wonders why i don't do sex tech stuff full time, its because i'd be instantly fired, even from my own company

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have you been like "i need a vibrator that looks like something i put on my face" then realize you put dicks on your face all the time anyways and this problem was solved ok i have no idea how to sell this but lovense has a lipstick vibrator go buy it lovense.buttplug.io

buttplug.io 🍑🔌 - Open Source Sex Tech (@buttplugio)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 19:35 +0000

qdot (@qDot)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 19:39 +0000

have you been like "i need a vibrator that looks like something i put on my face" then realize you put dicks on your face all the time anyways and this problem was solved ok i have no idea how to sell this but lovense has a lipstick vibrator go buy it lovense.buttplug.io

buttplug.io 🍑🔌 - Open Source Sex Tech (@buttplugio)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 19:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/iamabayorr/status/1535163385108647936

And then there’s this gem 😂😂

Mnelisi 🇿🇦 (@Mnelisi)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 07:01 +0000

My son, 7, has discovered “deez nuts” jokes and it’s all he says now. Everything is deez nuts. He simply can’t stop. I asked him where he heard that joke. He made me promise that if he told me, he wouldn’t get in trouble. I agreed. So he leans in and whispers, “deez nuts.”

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 23:52 +0000

Meanwhile, as Cameron preps for his next interview with Homelander...

THE BOYS (@TheBoysTV)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 20:01 +0000

I've given my website a new coat of paint. Or, more specifically, five new coats of paint. I couldn't decide which new theme I liked most, so I built all of them. They get a bit weird. localghost.dev

Sophie Koonin (@type__error)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 16:58 +0000

https://twitter.com/PipewireP/status/1534820338885959685

My TV set is not "HDMI 1" anymore but has its manufacturer name. 🥳 Sometimes it is the small changes, which make someone happy.

AdeptVeritatis (@AdeptVeritatis)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 09:34 +0000

https://twitter.com/richburroughs/status/1535627162207723521

Maybe we shouldn’t try to make every moment in our lives about earning money.

Rich Burroughs (@richburroughs)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 14:17 +0000

In case you were wondering how Pride Month is going, the @smh got in touch with Rebel Wilson to say they’d be outing her in the next few days, so when Rebel came out herself the journalists are throwing a tantrum that she robbed them of an exclusive.

Dr. Bodie A. Ashton (@manwithoutatan)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 07:13 +0000

"trump's sophisticated seven-part plan." oh sure, let's bet the future of an entire party on a historically unpopular ruling class's ability to persuade everyone that the same guy who can't maintain his focus through even seven sentences was secretly a mastermind. this is wise.

Edward Snowden (@Snowden)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 14:03 +0000

Find someone who looks at you the way Bramley looks at pizza

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 14:06 +0000

imagine going to someone’s house thinking you just gon grab a coupIe slices of watermelon for a snack nd the next min you falling down the stairs..

d🦕n (@javroar)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 17:18 +0000

https://twitter.com/clarkdotcomstar/status/1535502451968720896

Haha nice attempt at #notallmen mansplaining but every women in the comments agrees.

Supertanskiii (@supertanskiii)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 08:58 +0000

https://twitter.com/clarkdotcomstar/status/1535502451968720896

Men absolutely do this. Especially those who have never had healthy loving nurturing relationships with their mom. They mommy-zone you then they take their resentment out on you. They completely take advantage of you. It’s very one-sided and frankly boring.

moriah (@sparklepony777)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 09:04 +0000

https://twitter.com/beccagreenberg_/status/1535299026358194176

The worst is when they mommy zone you but still think you should have sex

Daisy Sprinkles (@daisy_sprinkles)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 23:51 +0000

https://twitter.com/curtisballard/status/1535547297492152320

I can't speak for all women but I think most of us want a reciprocal relationship. if we split the bills, we split the chores. if one person does more chores, the other might contribute more financially or contributes in other ways. but not a relationship where finances are 1/2

Jojomooin (@J0joInTheStars)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 10:20 +0000

Women may friend-zone men but men mommy-zone women and that’s worse imo

Becca Greenberg (@beccagreenberg_)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 16:33 +0000

this is what fear looks like in a sriracha shortage

q (@smallestpuppy)Thu, 09 Jun 2022 02:12 +0000

Just had a paper rejected; one of the reasons was "not using references from 2022". Dear reader, the paper has been in review for over 6 months

Stu Maitland (@StuMaitland)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 14:06 +0000

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but throw out that mask you’ve had since March 2020

ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 22:45 +0000

Some big news - we’ve reached a settlement in our class action suit! I’m really proud that we got $118 million for the class, and that Google agreed to change a lot of things with the help of outside specialists. See the full press release here: lieffcabraser.com/2022/06/plaint…

Kelly Ellis is Pro-Abortion 💉💉💉 (@justkelly_ok)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 02:36 +0000

I am overjoyed to announce that the 2nd edition of my book Code: The Hidden Language of Computer Hardware and Software will be published by Pearson on August 19, 2022. As you can see, the covers of the two editions are nearly identical except that the 2nd edition uses the “dark mode” option:

“Yours was pretty good… for a documentation talk” Man have read your product’s docs??? You needed my talk

Carolyn Stransky (@carolstran)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 08:32 +0000

when i came out as trans in senior year of HS, I sent an email to all my former & current teachers as well as the administrators to let them know of my name change & pronouns. (this was over 10 years ago). The vice principal emailed me, asking me to visit his office. (1/?)

✨ Elliott ✨ (@elliott_gr)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 20:01 +0000

Sophie here passes women in the street, *assumes* they’re single mothers, *and* on benefits (gosh how awful of her??), & thinks that her child should therefore only have old clothes, & an old pushchair? Completely normal behaviour from the right wing again. 🇬🇧

Jaimi Shrive (@Jaimi_Shrive)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 09:25 +0000

This is just pure misogyny.

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So apparently it wasn't @RebelWilson's choice to come out... The @smh/@theage have admitted to giving her a heads up 2 days in advance that they were going to "out" her. What's worse, openly gay men at the Sydney Morning Herald were involved in this. 🤦🏼‍♀️ smh.com.au/culture/celebr…

Kate Doak (@katedoak)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 03:41 +0000

Suw (@Suw)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 09:34 +0000

So apparently it wasn't @RebelWilson's choice to come out... The @smh/@theage have admitted to giving her a heads up 2 days in advance that they were going to "out" her. What's worse, openly gay men at the Sydney Morning Herald were involved in this. 🤦🏼‍♀️ smh.com.au/culture/celebr…

Kate Doak (@katedoak)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 03:41 +0000

https://twitter.com/bec_juniper/status/1535539598583279616

Outing LGBTQ people is rude and it can potencially put those people in danger. So. You're missing the point.

Pablo 🏳️‍🌈️‍🌻 (@paulxl)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 09:24 +0000

programming language that comes in Red and Blue editions and some constructs and APIs are exclusive to each edition

Omar Rizwan (@rsnous)Fri, 26 Nov 2021 20:45 GMT

Nicht meins, aber based

Marina Weisband (@Afelia)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 16:14 +0000

In this article, we will compare the performances of the same hello world Lambda functions written in different runtimes.

Wondering how @philhawksworth spent his #Matterday? He created some homemade ASMR full of your favorite phrases to put your mind at ease. 😌

Netlify (@Netlify)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 16:01 +0000

One thing I learned from getting published in @CSS Tricks is the *sheer amount* of sites that solely exist to repost CSS Tricks. I made an open source domain blocklist of these spam sites: github.com/sw-yx/domainbl… Anyone know why they do this? They set canonicals to themselves..

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We tend to judge things based on when *we* started, but that's different for everyone. Reexamine what you know, says @swyx. css-tricks.com/its-always-yea…

CSS-Tricks (@css)Wed, 16 Dec 2020 01:17 GMT

swyx (@swyx)Wed, 30 Dec 2020 01:37 GMT

Here's the thing about the #indieweb. Once you have a domain or site, you're there. From that point, you can enable whichever other building blocks you like. Or not. But just because you're not using certain building blocks doesn't mean it's not indieweb.

Amanda J. caarson (@cswordpress)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 14:00 +0000

"When something exceeds your ability to understand how it works, it sort of becomes magical." - Jony Ive

Some ppl need to remember…

🎊KelsDay 6/17🥳 (@Akatsuki_Kels)Thu, 09 Jun 2022 16:14 +0000

elon musk is going to announce “web 69” and it’ll kick off the new great depression

HK (@HKesvani)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 20:36 +0000

Had a few days away to reset and celebrate getting older. Did a number of my favourite things. It were bloomin' lovely and very much needed. 💕

Jessica White 🦎 (@JessPWhite)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 14:23 +0000

⚡️ Go 1.19 Beta 1 is released! ⚙️ Try it! File bugs! go.dev/issue/new 📣 Announcement: groups.google.com/g/golang-annou… 🚚 Download: go.dev/dl/#go1.19beta1 #golang

Go (@golang)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 17:58 +0000

A young person asked if they could tell me a joke this week and it was so good I had to share our interaction with you. Them: you know how gay people have gaydar - what do gay scientists have? Me: hmm I don't know, what do they have? Them: a gay-ger counter

Sarah Cosgriff 🏳️‍🌈 (@Sarah_Cosgriff)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 17:54 +0000

The criminal in Number 10 gets fined less for partying than women are fined for mourning the rape and murder of Sarah Everard. Just in case you still had doubts about who the system works for under the Tories. metro.co.uk/2022/06/09/lon…

Jo Maugham (@JolyonMaugham)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 07:17 +0000

the explosive growth of CEO pay ratios, when compared with their average employees - 1950s = @ 20:1 - 1980 = @ 42:1 - 2000 = @ 120:1 - 2022 = @ 1000:1 angry yet?

Gritty is the Way (@Gritty20202)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 12:47 +0000

my toxic manager at my last job installed LinearB to analyze our Github activity and the only thing we learned was how to game the metrics twitter.com/gergelyorosz/s…

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I cannot believe companies are using a tool like Pluralsight flow for sw engineers. It measures targets like coding days, lines of code & target impact (whatever that is). It's the definition of micromanagement. Good luck to anyone managed by this software. From an ad they run:

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 16:00 +0000

jesse null 🖤 (@null_jesse)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 16:36 +0000

https://twitter.com/null_jesse/status/1535299852631875584

we learned that I typically took 6 days between starting a PR and putting it up for review because I was the team lead and got pulled onto a production incident every week but my more junior coworkers were more streamlined and usually took 2 days… groundbreaking stuff

jesse null 🖤 (@null_jesse)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 16:40 +0000

🏳️‍🌈 meme

Zimo (@zimonitrome)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 14:23 +0000

The longer an engineer works in a monolith, the more they yearn to decompose it into micro-services. The longer an engineer works across a ton of micro-services, the more they yearn for the days of working in a monolith. The grass is always greener.

Karthik Hariharan (@hkarthik)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 00:47 +0000