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I just met Michael Jackson last night 🥹
Poseidón 🔱 (@Eltresdeasada_)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 14:22 +0000
I just met Michael Jackson last night 🥹
Poseidón 🔱 (@Eltresdeasada_)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 14:22 +0000
YALL I JUST MET ZENDAYA BUT I DIDNT HAVE A PEN OR PAPER SO SHE SIGNED MY NOTES APP
mads (@cherrydayas)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 22:36 +0000
YALL I JUST BUMPED INTO TOM HOLLAND ON THE STREET BUT NEITHER OF US HAD A PEN OR PAPER SO HE SIGNED MY NOTES APP❤️😭
x ✿ (@LOKlPHOBIC)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 21:46 +0000
Grown men don't need to ask this.
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What kind of grown man eats nuggets?
Ball of Rotting Flesh (@Cantankeloupe)Tue, 14 Jun 2022 08:36 +0000
James S.A. Corey (@JamesSACorey)Tue, 14 Jun 2022 08:37 +0000
Pro tip: adding a number to 'web' does absolutely nothing for your credibility.
Mark Nottingham (@mnot)Tue, 14 Jun 2022 04:59 +0000
Dear new developer, I remember the first time I decompiled a java file to debug an issue. The first time I recorded a video. The first time I presented to a meetup. The first time I wrote professio…
Good news: Lung cancer rates are down. You can now smoke indoors again, and purchase cigarettes without age restriction. It’s important that we put the lung cancer crisis behind us, and return to normal!
Dr Jonathan Douglas PhD CPsych (@JonathanCOnP)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 12:46 +0000
cis people get more gender-affirming surgery than trans people do. twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…sabrina (@abelinasabrina)Mon, 13 Jun 2022 21:03 +0000
Got it. It impacts you not at all. You know more than a child's parent and their doctor, so everyone should conform to your concern.
Galatea DeLapp (@GalateaRose)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 23:47 +0000
If you think "cis" is a slur that implies that you think "trans" is a slur and that says a lot more about you than it does about trans folks
Struggling Panda (@purplepanda1310)Sun, 12 Jun 2022 20:37 +0000
None of those are inconsistencies. 1: Cis is an adjective, not a pronoun. Cis people's pronouns are respected by default so automatically you don't even notice. 2: People do body modification all the time for various reasons, from tattoos to Lasik 3: You just repeated 2Fergalicious Jeffinition (He/Him) (@the_the_jeff)Mon, 13 Jun 2022 14:11 +0000
These are laughable arguments. 1. Cis just means your gender and sex are congruent. If you don't like it fine, but it's a functional expression and doesn't impose on you in anyway. 2. Feelings matter... and sometimes hormones help too. 3. This is a moot point. HRT saves lives.DuendeonFuego (@DuendeenF)Sun, 12 Jun 2022 19:40 +0000
Mx Alice Rose (It/Fae) 🏳️⚧️ (@AliceRoseAnew)Mon, 13 Jun 2022 11:31 +0000
Chris Short 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@ChrisShort)Mon, 13 Jun 2022 19:27 +0000
Mutation testing for Go source code. Fork from https://github.com/zimmski/go-mutesting - GitHub - avito-tech/go-mutesting: Mutation testing for Go source code. Fork from https://github.com/zimmski/...
VMware has released Spring Boot 2.7.0, the latest and final branch of the 2.x series. This latest version of Spring Boot includes support for Spring for GraphQL 1.0; support for the Podman container engine; dependency management and auto-configuration for Cache2k; and new test annotations for ElasticSearch and CouchBase.
I remember when I was wearing a turtle neck 2x too big for me, but it was still a little snug on my chest because I have always had bigger boobs. My dad said I was showing them off and it was inappropriate. I was 12 🥴
Deja Shield (@dejavudoo93)Mon, 13 Jun 2022 02:10 +0000
Yuck. Your dad was wildin. I’m so sorry you experienced that.
Ginger Tea 🤎 (@zuwynnmuva)Mon, 13 Jun 2022 02:11 +0000
no it kinda depends on men being able to stop watching so much porn, stop objecting every woman they see, and mind their damn business.
👑 B A Z 👑 (@Bazingalla)Mon, 13 Jun 2022 06:48 +0000
Personal fave media descriptions are ‘flaunting’ and ‘putting on a busty display’ and you look and the person will literally just be wearing a vest top
Katie O (@katie_rose_o)Sun, 12 Jun 2022 08:37 +0000
if people minded their own business the world would be a better place
mink (@minkannija)Sun, 12 Jun 2022 19:10 +0000
Am I showing off my boobs or do I simply have boobs and exist
Leanne (taylor’s version) (@neuroticgremlin)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 20:25 +0000
Mutation testing for Go source code. Contribute to zimmski/go-mutesting development by creating an account on GitHub.
Indiana Jones and the Misappropriation of Cultural Artifacts
HappyToast ★ (@IamHappyToast)Sun, 12 Jun 2022 15:20 +0000
Universal sex toy chargers when
j 🌬️ (@silvergelpen)Mon, 13 Jun 2022 13:42 +0000
📢 TONIGHT 🎉 Join us ONLINE for a jigsaw and relaxed chatting. All welcome! ⏰ 6.30pm on Zoom 💻 See our website for all the deets 👀 nott.tech/tn-jun-22Tech Nottingham (@technottingham)Mon, 13 Jun 2022 07:12 +0000
What’s wrong babe? You’ve barely touched your unfinished side projects
Sarah Drasner (@sarah_edo)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 17:19 +0000
Hi, My name is Evelyn. Had I transitioned as a teenager, I would have been able avoid 25 years of depression, disassociation, drug abuse and existential anguish. I knew I was a girl at age 8. Since transitioning in my 40’s I’m happier and more fulfilled than I’ve ever been.
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Hello, my name is Jaden. I’m a 22 year old detrans male and former puberty blocked individual who socially, hormonally, and surgically transitioned as a teenager. Recently, I had the pleasure of watching the documentary ‘What Is A Woman?’ and I wanted to share my thoughts. 🧵J🦎 (@detransguy)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 19:48 +0000
💖 Evelyn, nihilism arc 💖 (@EvieAlways)Mon, 13 Jun 2022 06:19 +0000
Does the happiness of a cisgender boy (Jaden) have more value than mine? If this account is even real, the system failed him. How many trans people would you have suffer to protect a single cisgender person.
💖 Evelyn, nihilism arc 💖 (@EvieAlways)Mon, 13 Jun 2022 06:19 +0000
why would cis men need to pretend to be trans women to assault women and girls when the entirety of the legal system ensures they can already do so with close to impunity?
death angel (@angel_0f_deathx)Mon, 13 Jun 2022 06:05 +0000
this is the most sensual gay porn opening I've ever seen 💦
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In light of recent news I was wild for this one twitter.com/LCRWnews/statu…LEFT COAST RIGHT WATCH (@LCRWnews)Sun, 23 Jan 2022 02:51 GMT
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APIs for finding out the current versions of lambda runtimes
Not mine but absolute perfection.
Jessie Earl (@jessiegender)Sun, 12 Jun 2022 09:07 +0000
building services on lambda should be easy and fun - GitHub - nathants/aws-exec: building services on lambda should be easy and fun
It gives me tremendous pleasure to say that my dad (who, God help him, once had to train me) has just been elected into the @mastercarvers Association, by a jury of his peers. Making him one of only 40 Master wood and stone carver's in the UK. #woodcarving #craft #woodworkCallum G Robinson (@CallumGRobinson)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 15:41 +0000
One of my first jobs was editing a config file to block people who did this 🙃
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My dickhead ex blocked me on all forms of social media and messaging, so I now get to him by sending him 1p bank transfers with insults in the reference. Money well spent.
Fesshole 🧻 (@fesshole)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 13:25 +0000
Hugh Wells (@crablabuk)Sun, 12 Jun 2022 11:19 +0000
What tech companies expect in coding interviews these days
Santosh Hari 😷 (@_s_hari)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 13:56 +0000
MOVIE PITCH: Dragons re-emerge in modern day Britain but, thanks to a long forgotten prophecy, “only those who are knighted can slay a dragon”. So it’s Helen Mirren, Ian McKellen and others, playing themselves, fighting dragons. Yes?DC Bradshaw (@curiouspenguin)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 14:41 +0000
So apparently individual toad in the hole isn’t the best thing to serve at a dinner party
Joe Oakley 🏳️🌈 (@JRLOakley)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 18:12 +0000
little known side effect of raising kids in a home where “negative” emotions are unacceptable is they’ll grow up to be therapists who use big words to roast you for eternity
ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl)Sun, 12 Jun 2022 00:33 +0000
new in macos 13: when airdrop fails it shows you the photo that you failed to receive. the photo that could not be sent from your phone to this mac. shows you right there. on this mac. trying not think too much about this.
laura @ recovering (@freezydorito)Sun, 12 Jun 2022 10:40 +0000
Brunch - waffles with maple syrup and a fried egg, Cumberland sausage, bacon
Gen Ashley 🙏🇺🇦 (@coderinheels)Sun, 12 Jun 2022 10:20 +0000
Good programmers know what they're doing and how to solve the problem. Remembering which function takes which arguments or parameters is not required for that.
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I've been seriously program C/C++ for decades. I'd cheerfully and humbly say I'm an expert programmer. And I have to look up how to do a repeat until loop. So never, ever, worry about having to look things up.
Peter N Lewis (@peternlewis)Sun, 12 Jun 2022 07:11 +0000
Rosemary Orchard (@RosemaryOrchard)Sun, 12 Jun 2022 08:10 +0000
Mastercard rules 5.12.3: A Merchant must not require, or indicate that it requires, a minimum or maximum Transaction amount to accept a valid and properly presented Mastercard or Maestro Card. (hey @MastercardEU looks like @berlinairport are breaking your rules)Post details
Damn. I would expect to see this at a Späti, but not at an airport. Card payments only from 10€ purchases and up. It's really 2020. If one doesn't have cash, can't buy water lol. So you have to buy random shit you don't need just so you can pay by card.SF (@segunfamisa)Sun, 12 Jun 2022 06:49 +0000
danielle 🏳️🌈 (@endocrimes)Sun, 12 Jun 2022 08:12 +0000
Remote work opens the option for nomad life, but it also adds the option for the exact opposite... Settling down. Instead of constantly moving for the best job offer you can: • Stay • Put down roots • Build closer connections • Get involved in your communityMarissa Goldberg (@mar15sa)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 23:29 +0000
The British after Brexit
qwerty (@muskisacunt)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 11:42 +0000
Me wondering why I’m not accomplishing any of my goals twitter.com/rainmaker1973/…Post details
Crested mynas, as many other birds, are born altricially, which means young are underdeveloped at the time of birth, therefore fed by parents. When they grow up, they have to learn that food doesn't simply jump into their beaks [📽️: Rebecca Gelernter]
Massimo (@Rainmaker1973)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 11:31 +0000
Kelly Ellis is Pro-Abortion 💉💉💉 (@justkelly_ok)Sun, 12 Jun 2022 07:23 +0000