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i love The Matrix but unfortunately i also love this post

WELL I HAD MY MEN TIE ME TO THE MAST OF MY SHIP. HOW’D YA LIKE THEM APPLES.

LibJerry sounds like a slur for a Bluesky user 🤣

You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me,

wait did this break chatham house rule

do you ever learn things about friends like @kat.lol that you wish you could unlearn?

Hey so to be clear, talking about your openclaw agent as if it is a real person with feelings that is capable of hurting YOUR feelings is deranged. It isn't cute. That's concerning.

What the fuck lmfao

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An update on @ersc.io availability #jj-vcs https://ersc.io/blog/ersc-availability

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Mrs. Mister Pilnok

who decided to call it speculative execution and not cache me if you can

Bruh there’s no way @kcg.bsky.social approved this. Hard to believe an AI company would just steal someone’s work though!

i've been getting more folks telling me about this and it's not anything i agreed to. it's been stolen like AI steals. please vandalize it if and when you see it. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

Marp is really nice for making presentations in markdown, used it for my last few presentations: https://github.com/marp-team/marp

The entrance repository of Markdown presentation ecosystem - marp-team/marp

A CLI to create short-lived (8 hours) GitHub App User Access Token for secure local development - suzuki-shunsuke/ghtkn

ghir is a CLI making past GitHub Releases immutable - suzuki-shunsuke/ghir

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A GitHub for maintainers - Giving dependencies the same treatment the fork got https://nesbitt.io/2026/05/02/a-github-for-maintainers.html

Strix Halo mini PCs doubled in price in six months. Here's what's worth buying for local LLMs in 2026, what to skip, and the 120W gotcha nobody mentions.

huh this is cool https://tangled.org/mitchellh.com/tack

atproto devs watching mitchellh use tangled like he's the critic in ratatouille [contains quote post or other embedded content]

Evil discord mods be like “I respect women and have a healthy lifestyle”

The beacons are lit, Gondor calls for aid!

walking around and it just says "fuck me" on the ground behind me

buying the projector butt plug so you can get your girl on all fours in front of the wall to watch Lord of the Rings out of her ass

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Clutching pearls about how many PURLs are in your application is just FUD and nonsense. The only thing that matters is, how many humans can put code into it. (ie all your engineers + every linux dev + every OSS maintainer etc)

lmao

microsoft may actually have managed mismanage github so badly that it loses its effective monopoly despite none of its aspiring competitors being remotely prepared to replace it. incredible

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We can create TUIs from JSON schemas now 🤝 🧩 schemaui — Turn JSON Schema into interactive TUI 💯 Edit configs with real-time validation, sections, overlays & multi-format I/O 🦀 Written in Rust & built w/ @ratatui.rs ⭐ GitHub: https://github.com/YuniqueUnic/schemaui #rustlang #ratatui #tui #cli #json #schema

I forgive you, Elvis spotter. May your nuts be deez

Hey man don’t bring us bimbos into this

This week I got to talk to a lot of folks about GitHub Copilot and GitHub Actions, and it was a lot of fun!

OR JUST WRITE THE THING YOURSELF FOR FUCK'S SAKE IT WILL TAKE LESS TIME THAN WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS IS https://mashable.com/article/sinceerly-ai-tool-to-undo-ai-writing

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What an end to the week. My wife and I welcomed our beautiful baby girl into the world.

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please stop vibecoding your website bsky advances in compute are bested only by the capacity of management to force programmers to squander it

The head of the FBI isn't supposed to be getting blackout drunk. He's supposed to be cross-dressing

@aergonaut I was in a security program recently run by GitHub (oauth2 and Mastodon are only two Ruby projects to date!). We were not allowed to announce our participation until long after it was over and CVE and patches had run their course, but the primary reason was so participants would not be targets of state-backed hackers. Exclusive awareness of CVEs in the literal most critical projects on the planet is not to be taken lightly. This announcement valued IPO > security.

On this day, eight years ago, I entered the US embassy in Stockholm to apply for a Visa, after I had been denied travel to the US the year before. No explanation, no motivation. Just denied. It took 937 days for me to get the visa. When I was about to use it for the first time, I caught covid and couldn't go. Since then, the US administration scares me since I have this in my background, so I stay away. The visa remains unused since November 2020. It expires in 2030.