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Angry woman asked me why I'm "wearing that piece of garbage on my face" and I said "because I love you and want you to be ok". It turns out telling angry strangers you love them makes them quiet. Mental note to self.

Tammy (@tamalama67)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 02:16 +0000

me: when I was your age a paperclip named Clippy would help me write letters to my friends kid: sure grandpa let’s get u to bed

Josh Trebach, MD (@jtrebach)Sat, 16 Jul 2022 04:45 +0000

Passengers: Why is this airplane wifi is so slow? The engineer in Seat 22D: rm -rf node_modules && npm install

Kelly Vaughn (@kvlly)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 14:35 +0000

Security friends: what’s the best method to scan a network to check for devices? worried about potential undisclosed cameras. I downloaded an app called “Fing”, but wonder if there are any other better simpler solutions. Planned on going to any unnamed ip’s to check for gateways

rachel (@ohhoe)Sat, 16 Jul 2022 18:29 +0000

THE 7 SECRETS OF HIGHLY SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE 1. Private school 2. Legacy Ivy admission 3. Nepotism hire 4. Seed capital from family 5. Family network 6. Personal assistance 7. Strong belief they're 'self-made'

Ethics in Bricks (@EthicsInBricks)Mon, 18 Jul 2022 06:10 +0000

soup was invented in 1927 by John Soup when he wanted to drink a chicken

Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious)Wed, 27 May 2020 21:35 +0000

No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits)Mon, 18 Jul 2022 06:10 +0000

https://twitter.com/xkcd/status/1548415924440469507

Only 1890s kids remember

Randall Munroe (@xkcd)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 22:07 +0000

I just wondered which of todays’s shootings someone was tweeting about and I don’t think this is great for our brains

Amy (@lolennui)Mon, 18 Jul 2022 06:38 +0000

Thousand and thousands of people are on the edge of heat exhaustion in sweltering homes in an unprecedented heat wave — some of whom will be dead by Wednesday — who wouldn't be in danger if delaying interests and corrupt politicians hadn't blocked climate action for 40+ years.

Alex Steffen (@AlexSteffen)Mon, 18 Jul 2022 03:16 +0000

YOUNG PEOPLE: heres some slightly different language you can use to be more inclusive OLD PEOPLE: we are going to burn the entire earth to the ground

Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen)Sat, 16 Jul 2022 15:00 +0000

14 trillion people use Buttplug on an hourly basis. But how many of them use it correctly? Zero. Absolutely none. Here’s 9472 tricks to maximize your Buttplug potential:

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what. in the world. is happening here

Ada Powers is hirable (@mspowahs)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 09:51 +0000

buttplug.io 🍑🔌 - Open Source Sex Tech (@buttplugio)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 19:02 +0000

I’ve watched 29 MCU movies. I’ve never seen a shot as ridiculous and incredible as this truck/animal shot in RRR (on Netflix)

Nate Offord (@NateOfford)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 02:07 +0000

It's strange to read the hn comments on a story that you have inside knowledge of.

Nick Loadholtes (@nloadholtes)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 19:04 +0000

"Why you little f*cking disappointment!!" Another great season by #TheBoys, I really want to see more #SoldierBoy in the next season. Dude.. the way Jensen Ackles says "Fuck you!" is 😚👌

Halo-Pop Series (@HaloPopSeries)Sat, 16 Jul 2022 03:19 +0000

Burnout isn't a result of just working too hard. It's a result of working too hard solving artificial problems that shouldn't exist, where the outcome isn't making progress but just getting back to the starting line.

Pavel A. Samsonov (@PavelASamsonov)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 00:28 +0000

making a brand of underwear for trans women called Tranties

𝐒𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐚🔪 (@tinywienerbabe)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 19:39 +0000

ONE MORE TIME: if a man can leave his home State for Nevada to pay for sex where that’s legal, and not be prosecuted upon returning to where that’s illegal, how TF can we prohibit women from traveling for reproductive care? I’ll die on this hill. Literally, if necessary 😡

Matt S ☮️💭 (@Mattschier68)Fri, 15 Jul 2022 10:57 +0000

For the low, low price of 40% of your town’s budget, you too can have 400 dudes heroically ignore a massacre. twitter.com/phil_lewis_/st…

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UVALDE, Texas (AP) — Report: Findings reveal nearly 400 officers were at Uvalde elementary school as police waited to confront gunman.

philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 18:08 +0000

Kashana (@kashanacauley)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 19:27 +0000

those "If Young People Don't Want To Come Back To The Office They'll Be Hurting Their Careers" pieces by CEOs just absolutely give the game away. You're not being judged by the quality of your work, you're being judged by the emotional service you provide to the people above you

jd vance's "holler aunt" (@markpopham)Fri, 15 Jul 2022 14:27 +0000

a blog platform for hackers

saw her selfie and just moaned in front of the entire radioshack board of directors

RadioShack 😈 (@RadioShack)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 20:08 +0000

Back on the @Nigella_Lawson train: tonight, the glorious no-churn coffee ice cream, but with Baileys instead of coffee liqueur, and stuffed in a croissant sandwich (no brioche buns in Helsinki, sadly!) with dark chocolate cream. Nigella, we love you and thank you.🙏🏾😍

Keval Shah (@KevalSShah)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 20:02 +0000

"I'm okay" means I'm tired but I can handle "I'm tired" it means "I don't have the energy to feed myself or do basic tasks" "I'm exhausted" means "I'm so tired I probably cannot speak, move or function right now" I don't think it's the same for non-AuDHDers. I might be wrong.

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Kind of amazed (but not really) that it took me actual decades to realise “I’m so stressed” didn’t mean the same thing for my colleagues as it did for me 👀😭 #ADHDAutism

AuDHDee (@ADDeeCee)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 10:41 +0000

Nessie (@NessieAvery)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 15:14 +0000

https://twitter.com/MisterABK/status/1548622982121230343

Check your children’s textbooks carefully - my friend’s son had a whole section on pronouns in his French textbook!

Sunil Joshi (@smj389)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 11:46 +0000

https://twitter.com/MisterABK/status/1548622982121230343

I'm literally pissing and crying because I saw a rainbow where a child could easily see it, in the sky. TAKE MY CONCERNS SERIOUSLY.

Alasdair Beckett-King (@MisterABK)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 11:02 +0000

If you thought your gym being closed in 2020 was an “assault on your rights”, but not being able to travel across state lines without a pregnancy test in 2022 is not, you are an idiot and an asshole.

Jo 🌻 (@JoJoFromJerz)Sat, 16 Jul 2022 20:15 +0000

Floor Is Lava took the concept of an innocent childhood game and turned it into a high-stakes, dramatic game show for all ages to enjoy. While it left viewers on the edge of their seats as participants navigated above the mysterious lava-like…

How does one self own themselves this hard,

Jason Strummer (@JasonStrummer)Fri, 15 Jul 2022 22:25 +0000

Such a brilliant hack. Use 2FA registration to call premium rate numbers. arneswinnen.net/2016/07/how-i-…

Terence Eden (@edent)Sun, 17 Jul 2016 08:07 +0000

do they want us to get the fucking avocado toast or not

Yell in a War (@jelenawoehr)Fri, 15 Jul 2022 18:01 +0000

Dear world: Stop saying masking "is a personal choice." Your lack of masking affects me, it affects your community & has a ripple effect on those around you. It is the opposite of personal.

chantzy (@chantz_y)Thu, 14 Jul 2022 20:36 +0000

I'm never uneasy about Muslims or refugees or migrant families passing me on the street. No, it's pissed-off, entitled, gun-toting, professed Christian white bigots emboldened by our former President who worry me. johnpavlovitz.com/2018/06/30/ame…

John Pavlovitz (@johnpavlovitz)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 04:45 +0000

If I'm ever killed by a terrorist odds are like 50-1 it was an angry white dude rather than an Islamic Jihadist.

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I'm never uneasy about Muslims or refugees or migrant families passing me on the street. No, it's pissed-off, entitled, gun-toting, professed Christian white bigots emboldened by our former President who worry me. johnpavlovitz.com/2018/06/30/ame…

John Pavlovitz (@johnpavlovitz)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 04:45 +0000

James S.A. Corey (@JamesSACorey)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 05:01 +0000

https://twitter.com/teabagginsSr/status/1548448157050122240

Definitely just you. That’s some galaxy brain shit- really an impressive combination of stupidity AND sexism all at once. Not to mention being bad at spelling & grammar as well!

DanNash (@thenashmusic)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 05:59 +0000

https://twitter.com/teabagginsSr/status/1548448157050122240

(SPS) Small Penis Syndrome ☝️

Shubhankar Parijat (@Shubhankar2508)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 05:26 +0000

https://twitter.com/teabagginsSr/status/1548448157050122240

Yes it is just you.

Martien van den Berg, Dutch, European. (@martienvdberg)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 05:55 +0000

https://twitter.com/NeolibCicero/status/1548559013222424577

One of the major lessons from the show is not to get too wrapped up on stereotypes and preconceptions about certain types of people. Guess you missed that one.

Marcus Tullius Cicero 🌐🇺🇦 (@NeolibCicero)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 06:45 +0000

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Is it just me or did @TheExpanseWR get way to feminine in the 6th season. All the guys are either villains or weak. The women are always “strong” and leaders. Every trap they fall for is based on how women think. 🙄 #feminism #PrimeVideo #TheExpanse

TeaBagginsSr (@teabagginsSr)Sat, 16 Jul 2022 23:23 +0000

James S.A. Corey (@JamesSACorey)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 05:05 +0000

https://twitter.com/holly/status/1548434999765975044

One of my old cats disappeared and at one month gone we were convinced she was gone forever. A month after that she casually strolled through the door one day, introduced us to a grey tomcat we'd never seen then went upstairs and started giving birth, it was a lot to process lol

Matt Dawson (@MattDawson23)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 04:57 +0000

Friends! I had a pharmacist refuse to fill a prescription for me today. After a lot of back and forth I said the words PHARMACIST REFUSAL and all of a sudden things CHANGED. Oh we are so SORRY for your INCOVENIENCE. We would love to HELP YOU.

Abbey Kos (@abbeysuekos)Sat, 16 Jul 2022 18:03 +0000

https://twitter.com/abbeysuekos/status/1548367752716439553

My unsolicited advice, especially In These Times: if someone fucks with you, you gotta say the magic words. Nothing else I did worked. Describing the issue didn’t work. Asking for documentation didn’t work. Learn the words!!

Abbey Kos (@abbeysuekos)Sat, 16 Jul 2022 18:05 +0000

Programmers imprint like baby birds on whatever editor happens to be the first one they use with a remotely reasonable configuration

protected concerted activity enthusiast (@BlueSpaceCanary)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 02:46 +0000

https://twitter.com/iximeow/status/1548499507511304195

me: chirp chirp is emacs my mommy

protected concerted activity enthusiast (@BlueSpaceCanary)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 02:48 +0000

https://twitter.com/s1rdon1c/status/1548547293216849920

It's not a cult, it's a community of like minded people with matching tattoos and secret meetings.

Joshua Christensen (@jdcsen)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 06:00 +0000

https://twitter.com/Blackiechan7671/status/1548516309834403843

oh yes your country kiils kids with guns its fucked up and your ass has vote and still allows this shit happens. So shame on you.

巴丢草 Badiucao (@badiucao)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 04:00 +0000

hey sorry i'm late to the meeting. society is crumbling and my body is failing me. anyway let's talk KPIs

ryan j 🍋 (@ryannoyance)Tue, 12 Jul 2022 18:05 +0000

In 2015, I heard a talk at @Google that inspired me to learn to code. I was working as an office manager/executive assistant, and with some encouragement from my new bf @tsmith, I started learning online and applied to @Hackbright. Many many rejections, jobs, and years later:

Chloe Condon (@ChloeCondon)Thu, 14 Jul 2022 16:36 +0000