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It's an embarrassing decade to be a tech CEO. Or an executive. Y'all like Enron Lite.

Hats off: "Billionaire Elon Musk, found dead in his home last night, says it is not the role of social media networks to determine what is true or not. The Tesla and X owner, who is believed to have died from a heroin overdose while watching animal porn, said he would fight any attempts to stop the spread of misinformation on his platform" https://theshovel.com.au/2024/04/23/elon-musk-dead-at-52-misinformation-laws/

Hello World 💜 💛

And merged 🚀 Still terrifying. 30-odd lines of code running in every OpenSSL TLS handshake makes this very likely the most widely run code I'll ever write. Hope it works! https://github.com/openssl/openssl/pull/24161

Holy shit, Conan O’Brian on Hot Ones was … holy shit what the hell was that. I don’t know what I was expecting but … holy shit! Talk about committing to the bit - Conan didn’t commit to the bit, he fucking pledged his immortal soul to the bit. I’ve never seen anything quite like that.

Recently I learned we have a microservice at Monzo called “service.greggs”

@sophie@social.lol Is there a service.pret for the southerners?

Updating LinkedIn to reflect that I built a substantial portion of Redis (a proprietary fork of Valkey). "...but you didn't?" I don't see why that matters any. If Redis-the-company can claim it, so can I.

Attached: 1 image it’s lesbian visibility week! please remember trans lesbians exist celebrating lesbians includes us too 🩷

ok has anyone done untitled zeus game yet where it's the same but a swan instead of a goose

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I'm never gonna stop being amused by how much guys get turned on my ability to parallel park

@jay@blan.cc If it were me, I’d rather have a termination date then be made “at risk of redundancy”. Limbo is one of the worst places to be, psychologically. So, be sad it’s going but be happy the show is able to wrap it up properly unlike most other cancellations, and then move on to the next thing.

Attached: 4 images Carnitas cooked on low temp over night, and an hour on higher heat before serving. Result is amazing.

Attached: 1 image My best mate’s running the marathon tomorrow so I’ve made her a sign

Yes, repetition works. And meme culture has demonstrated that riffs/variations spread further and stick harder.

guy VP of engineering on linkedin: “women who code is shutting down? what a travesty! there’s so much money in tech! how can this be happening? can nothing be done?” idk guy, perhaps as a VP OF ENGINEERING YOURSELF you could say what you are doing to help pick up the slack?

You guys. I just made a playlist that is 69 songs and 4hrs 20 minutes. It wasn’t even intentional. But this feels right. It feels good. #420day

I saw this, it's not mine, but I agree wholeheartedly. "Stop acting like you're famous" > The most egregious thing you can do with any activity is daydream about how you can make money off of it. That’s the quickest way to optimize for the wrong things and suck the fun right out of it. https://ajkprojects.com/stopactinglikeyourefamous

Attached: 1 image Why would anyone want a phone without a keyboard? I mean, he’s not wrong. #blackberry

Attached: 1 image @janellecshane@wandering.shop Makes me think of this (not mine)

It's been ten years, so a short story about the "gotofail" bug. Someone came to me about a catastrophic vulnerability in Apple's TLS implementation. I shit you not, they'd overheard someone at a bar drunkenly bragging about how they were going to sell it to a FVEY intelligence agency for six figures. They didn't know exactly what it was, just some vague details and the key point that it allowed use of the real certificate. This was enough for me to find the bug (yay open source), which would go on to be known as "gotofail", and produce a working exploit in less than a day. The details were anonymously back channelled to Apple, who released a fix. @matthew_d_green@ioc.exchange posted on Twitter about it, concerned by Apple's vague release notes. I used a burner phone to share the details with him anonymously. Then everyone forgot about the whole thing because heartbleed. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯

As much as I don't think every single project or ecosystem needs its own dedicated FOSS foundation... I would much rather that than have a massive swath of the FOSS commons under the auspices of a single organization. I've not been shy about my views that the Linux Foundation has become a dangerous single point of failure. #OpenSource #FreeSoftware #Governance

Attached: 1 image everyone in this cafe: look at him running his own business from his laptop, must be a real high achiever me:

One of the most useful things I've learned about writing software is knowing when to say "Nah, this is bad", reset or stash my change, and start again. Nothing you write is providing value until it's landed in main, and even that's not a guarantee. Be more comfortable with throwing away your work if it's not right, and work in small increments so you're less attached to your solutions.

@heydon@front-end.social awesome. And if the goal is to provide a “constant reminder”, I want to create a religion that’d promote temple anal plugs. Not sure that they would provide a lot of physical protection, though…

Content warning: ukpol, mental health, rishi sunak can suck my ass

Saying "post-COVID" as someone who is tasked concerned with public health is a fast track to the nope zone. (Here's looking at you, Blue Zones Petaluma.) #SFBA #Petaluma #COVID

We don't like the "SSO tax," where vendors treat a basic security feature like a luxury to charge users for. And yet, we found a whiff of it in our own pricing! So we fixed it: https://tailscale.com/blog/sso-tax-cut/?utm_source=Mastodon&utm_medium=owned-social&utm_campaign=devrel-social

Attached: 1 image Cloudflare reached out on LinkedIn to see if i would want to work with them

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Google went from “don’t be evil” to “help commit genocide or you’re fired”.

Off to see #Dimension20 live tonight and I cannot wait! 🤩 #TTRPG #TabletopGaming

Dumb website for copying symbols.

I will say the UK doubling down on trying to make sure young queers die is certainly making it harder to be a person this week 🙃

Attached: 1 image The sponsors of an event like Open Source Summit are often a good list of orgs that might be hiring, if you’re looking for a job. #OSSNA

feeling like i’m getting my spark back after a long while ✨

The more I work with specifications and standards, the more I realise the power of accurate and shared vocabulary. This article about OAuth2 terminology is wonderfully short and precise! https://aaronparecki.com/2024/03/29/3/oauth-terminology #linkTuesday