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I feel terribly for Justice Kavanaugh. He tried to make a choice, namely where his body should be and what should be inside of it. Then a small group of people unrelated to him showed up and made it impossible for him to make that choice. …hey wait a minute!

Jay Black (@jayblackisfunny)Fri, 08 Jul 2022 12:10 +0000

bro they sincerely believed that AIDS was god's punishment for being gay

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I'm so old, I remember when mainstream Republicans were basically reasonable people with differing views on economics, and not a festering fucktangle of democracy-hating book-banning forced-birth fascist grievance-baby shitweasels

Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich)Thu, 07 Jul 2022 14:08 +0000

raquel s benedict (@benedict_rs)Thu, 07 Jul 2022 22:49 +0000

All Italian women are women, ergo all women are Italian women! Madonna mia!!!! That’s billions of fiery donne italiane 🇮🇹 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹

Adrian (@blagojevism)Thu, 07 Jul 2022 14:28 +0000

It’s not just abortion, it’s being treated as pre-pregnant for all aspects of your medical care.

Kat Macfarlane (@KatAMacfarlane)Wed, 06 Jul 2022 03:54 +0000

https://twitter.com/marinaxdove/status/1545497820106473472

I always lose the sub before I get them in it smh

marina 🕊🪷 (@marinaxdove)Fri, 08 Jul 2022 20:21 +0000

https://twitter.com/Zura_VaL/status/1545293454334377984

This cap as hell. Way better than Dr. Strange. NWH & new Thor are easily 2 best phase 4 projects by a mile. Thor stronger than ever and you feel it while watching

Coop Slangmore (@Mike_Coop20)Fri, 08 Jul 2022 13:07 +0000

https://twitter.com/__js24/status/1545438673415639041

Yes because expanding on a character's backstory or even including a poc as a main character adds nothing to the movie right

Dingus (@dinglexxl)Fri, 08 Jul 2022 16:05 +0000

https://twitter.com/sports_cynix/status/1545225628995457024

u realize yall are the only ones making it "woke" 😭 like the rest of us just watch it and it goes by. meanwhile the ones actually enraged by it bring it up and make it a thing 💀💀

🥥 (@cactusnatt)Fri, 08 Jul 2022 02:50 +0000

https://twitter.com/sports_cynix/status/1545225628995457024

*Minorities, gay people, women just existing* “THIS IS WOKE” 😢😢 Y’all are dumb🤦🏾‍♂️

Sabri (@x_xWhysabri)Fri, 08 Jul 2022 12:21 +0000

Me trying to make a decision when coding

Molly Struve 🦄 (@molly_struve)Fri, 08 Jul 2022 14:18 +0000

https://twitter.com/0nshoree/status/1545225846356676608

IIRC the fedora shadow is photoshopped, everything else, including the caption, is very much so real tho. Guy posted it on 4chan and someone shopped the fedora on him

Kami (@Kami_Khaze)Fri, 08 Jul 2022 08:17 +0000

https://twitter.com/incelReplies/status/1545221735649366018

YOU CAN SEE THE FEDORA 💀💀💀

0nshore (@0nshoree)Fri, 08 Jul 2022 01:58 +0000

Just saw a race condition where a Ruby app beat a Go app. Clearly this is evidence that Ruby is faster than Go.

Mike Coutermarsh (@mscccc)Fri, 08 Jul 2022 16:40 +0000

“rebuild the economy” is bold from the guy who was our chancellor [checks notes] earlier this week twitter.com/rishisunak/sta…

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I’m standing to be the next leader of the Conservative Party and your Prime Minister. Let’s restore trust, rebuild the economy and reunite the country. #Ready4Rishi Sign up 👉 ready4rishi.com

Ready For Rishi (@RishiSunak)Fri, 08 Jul 2022 15:16 +0000

Chris Selman (@Selmanwrites)Fri, 08 Jul 2022 17:09 +0000

today in jesse’s range

jesse null 🖤 (@null_jesse)Fri, 08 Jul 2022 02:08 +0000

Rishi Sunak launches his campaign website, the domain of which was registered in December 2021

insane moments in british politics (@PoliticsMoments)Fri, 08 Jul 2022 17:33 +0000

https://twitter.com/HNStatus/status/1545461511870566400

It sounds like the failover server did its job. It failed over there instead of right here.

Frosty ❄️🌨️ Whiskateers (@frostyfrog2)Fri, 08 Jul 2022 18:08 +0000

When people say “with all due respect”, the hidden implication is that there is no respect due.

Michael Brown’s Extended Reality (@browniepoints)Fri, 08 Jul 2022 17:38 +0000

https://twitter.com/dlippman/status/1545357451234615298

"The right to eat dinner." Sounds like a privacy right not identified or listed in the Constitution so therefore, it doesn't exist.

Katie S. Phang (@KatiePhang)Fri, 08 Jul 2022 13:24 +0000

…y’all sold out my first live show ever.

Stanzi ❤️‍🔥 (@stanzipotenza)Fri, 08 Jul 2022 15:29 +0000

fuck TERFs.

traitor joe (@phoebe_bridgers)Thu, 07 Jul 2022 15:37 +0000

Yesterday Andrea Jenkyns was shouting at a crowd of people in the street, today she’s a member of her majesty’s government. Never give up on your dreams ❤️

Alan White (@aljwhite)Fri, 08 Jul 2022 16:43 +0000

https://twitter.com/meoakie/status/1545081130944167937

shut the fuck up.

traitor joe (@phoebe_bridgers)Thu, 07 Jul 2022 17:00 +0000

According to @TwitterSupport this isn’t misgendering me. It blatantly is. I’ve routinely reported (and had success doing so) misgendering against others, but when I report for myself, you let me down. Cheers for enabling abuse. Really appreciate it.

Katie Fenn (@katie_fenn)Fri, 08 Jul 2022 17:54 +0000

Did y'all catch @deadprogram going *off* on what the world is like in 2053 bc #golang never got enums? 🤣

Go Time ⏰ (@GoTimeFM)Fri, 08 Jul 2022 13:46 +0000

Up yours Mr Bond, We'll see who cancels who

FABINO (@KinoFabino)Wed, 06 Jul 2022 23:47 +0000

So cool to get a rainbow and lightning in one shot!

Mark Rapien (@MarkRapien)Thu, 07 Jul 2022 15:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/mattstratton/status/1545371879799758848

Aaaaaah amazing!!! We're going to be getting a lil retriever pupper in the next few weeks! Mind if I hit you up for a few pieces of advice?

Sheps (@the_sheps)Fri, 08 Jul 2022 11:41 +0000

git commit --allow-empty is the one true universal rerun CI button

Armin Ronacher (@mitsuhiko)Thu, 07 Jul 2022 17:39 +0000

I can warn you based on our patients. BA.5 may be the most dangerous strain yet or the reinfections are becoming more severe. But young people are getting pretty f*cked up from it.

Alex Meshkin, GED (@alexmeshkin)Thu, 07 Jul 2022 03:48 +0000

If i were a cat

cat with confusing auras. (@cat_auras)Wed, 06 Jul 2022 17:26 +0000

When I'm in a business and see people walking around in masks, I don't see anyone living in fear. I see people willing to push back against a cultural shift that tries to tell them they're silly and overreacting and instead are trying to act responsibly. That's courage, not fear.

Aaron Hoyland (@aaronhoyland)Thu, 07 Jul 2022 14:36 +0000

I love using work profile on my Android phone. Brilliant way to separate work and personal accounts. Buuuuttttt.... Is there any way to automate *when* a work account activates or deactivates? I'd like mine to auto switch off at 18:00.

Terence Eden (@edent)Mon, 08 Jul 2019 17:01 +0000

Incredible “you won’t guess what this is in response to”

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https://twitter.com/Brocklesnitch/status/1544646152389160962

You do know that is technically breaking Federal Law, correct?

Kaiyla Moondancer (@HanKaiyla)Wed, 06 Jul 2022 11:44 +0000

Bec Shaw (@Brocklesnitch)Wed, 06 Jul 2022 13:22 +0000

https://twitter.com/Brocklesnitch/status/1544593165562220544

Painting a road on the side of a big rock to trick TERFs into running into it like I’m Roadrunner

Bec Shaw (@Brocklesnitch)Wed, 06 Jul 2022 11:35 +0000

Gender critical people, 5 years ago: Recycled homophobia?! Right-Wing radicalisation? No, you're the homophobes! You're the extremists! Gender critical people, today: I hate Pride month, and rainbow flags, and drag queens, and woke Disney LGBT+ indoctrination.

Aidan Comerford (@AidanCTweets)Fri, 08 Jul 2022 06:04 +0000

🤤

Bec Shaw (@Brocklesnitch)Wed, 06 Jul 2022 08:04 +0000

I really wish we'd stop with the conflation of insanity and mass shootings. The people doing mass shootings are not insane, they do not suffer from mental illness, they are the product of an alternate society, a product of a set of socialization that tells them (cont)

anna phylaxis (@quatoria)Thu, 07 Jul 2022 11:49 +0000

Today is my 1 year anniversary on testosterone. Pls clap.

mango carts (@stgrump)Wed, 06 Jul 2022 17:14 +0000

i talked to your baby and he wanted me to tell you his “lil’ heartbreaker” onesie is super problematic

ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl)Thu, 07 Jul 2022 18:38 +0000

https://twitter.com/ElyKreimendahl/status/1545115084728504324

I've always hated those. Ladies man. Stud. It's just awful. One of my girls had a pack of bibs with stuff like cutie and dumpling on them and then one in the pack was Hottie. Uggghh.

Fascinated Daisy (@FrozenGlitter)Thu, 07 Jul 2022 18:44 +0000

In case you haven't worked this out yet: "Supply chain issues" and "Staffing shortages" just mean "We made everyone sick and now nothing works."

Geoff Berner (@geoffberner)Thu, 07 Jul 2022 01:37 +0000

In the coming months western nations are going to find out just how undemocratic their countries really are. For many it will be a reality too painful to bear.

The Sirius Report (@thesiriusreport)Thu, 07 Jul 2022 19:09 +0000

It's a shame some people's whole idea of playing games is to just be as selfish, toxic, mean, and pathetic as possible.

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Thu, 07 Jul 2022 19:26 +0000

Nobody will remember: - Your salary - Your fancy title - How busy you were - How many hours you worked People will remember: - That weird thing u said - Your weird personality that made u say it - They think about it constantly - You should be embarrassed - Seriously wtf

Emily Murnane (@emily_murnane)Sun, 03 Jul 2022 22:11 +0000

https://twitter.com/ceeoreo_/status/1545068758368231424

one niche use that I can think of: maintainers of open source projects can co-tweet with the official project accounts, which has the *potential* to make open source more human and lift up those who may not already have as large of a platform/as much recognition as they should.

tierney cyren (@bitandbang)Thu, 07 Jul 2022 15:39 +0000

This morning, Bearface fell asleep for the last time. A cat like no other, a loving companion, our best friend. I saved him, then when I was lost, he saved me. He was my angel. We’re taking a little time away x

Simon Collison (@colly)Thu, 07 Jul 2022 15:50 +0000

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1545027928894935041

😂😂

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Thu, 07 Jul 2022 12:52 +0000