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Back on the @Nigella_Lawson train: tonight, the glorious no-churn coffee ice cream, but with Baileys instead of coffee liqueur, and stuffed in a croissant sandwich (no brioche buns in Helsinki, sadly!) with dark chocolate cream. Nigella, we love you and thank you.🙏🏾😍

Keval Shah (@KevalSShah)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 20:02 +0000

"I'm okay" means I'm tired but I can handle "I'm tired" it means "I don't have the energy to feed myself or do basic tasks" "I'm exhausted" means "I'm so tired I probably cannot speak, move or function right now" I don't think it's the same for non-AuDHDers. I might be wrong.

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Kind of amazed (but not really) that it took me actual decades to realise “I’m so stressed” didn’t mean the same thing for my colleagues as it did for me 👀😭 #ADHDAutism

AuDHDee (@ADDeeCee)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 10:41 +0000

Nessie (@NessieAvery)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 15:14 +0000

https://twitter.com/MisterABK/status/1548622982121230343

Check your children’s textbooks carefully - my friend’s son had a whole section on pronouns in his French textbook!

Sunil Joshi (@smj389)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 11:46 +0000

https://twitter.com/MisterABK/status/1548622982121230343

I'm literally pissing and crying because I saw a rainbow where a child could easily see it, in the sky. TAKE MY CONCERNS SERIOUSLY.

Alasdair Beckett-King (@MisterABK)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 11:02 +0000

If you thought your gym being closed in 2020 was an “assault on your rights”, but not being able to travel across state lines without a pregnancy test in 2022 is not, you are an idiot and an asshole.

Jo 🌻 (@JoJoFromJerz)Sat, 16 Jul 2022 20:15 +0000

Floor Is Lava took the concept of an innocent childhood game and turned it into a high-stakes, dramatic game show for all ages to enjoy. While it left viewers on the edge of their seats as participants navigated above the mysterious lava-like…

How does one self own themselves this hard,

Jason Strummer (@JasonStrummer)Fri, 15 Jul 2022 22:25 +0000

Such a brilliant hack. Use 2FA registration to call premium rate numbers. arneswinnen.net/2016/07/how-i-…

Terence Eden (@edent)Sun, 17 Jul 2016 08:07 +0000

do they want us to get the fucking avocado toast or not

Yell in a War (@jelenawoehr)Fri, 15 Jul 2022 18:01 +0000

Dear world: Stop saying masking "is a personal choice." Your lack of masking affects me, it affects your community & has a ripple effect on those around you. It is the opposite of personal.

chantzy (@chantz_y)Thu, 14 Jul 2022 20:36 +0000

I'm never uneasy about Muslims or refugees or migrant families passing me on the street. No, it's pissed-off, entitled, gun-toting, professed Christian white bigots emboldened by our former President who worry me. johnpavlovitz.com/2018/06/30/ame…

John Pavlovitz (@johnpavlovitz)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 04:45 +0000

If I'm ever killed by a terrorist odds are like 50-1 it was an angry white dude rather than an Islamic Jihadist.

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I'm never uneasy about Muslims or refugees or migrant families passing me on the street. No, it's pissed-off, entitled, gun-toting, professed Christian white bigots emboldened by our former President who worry me. johnpavlovitz.com/2018/06/30/ame…

John Pavlovitz (@johnpavlovitz)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 04:45 +0000

James S.A. Corey (@JamesSACorey)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 05:01 +0000

https://twitter.com/teabagginsSr/status/1548448157050122240

Definitely just you. That’s some galaxy brain shit- really an impressive combination of stupidity AND sexism all at once. Not to mention being bad at spelling & grammar as well!

DanNash (@thenashmusic)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 05:59 +0000

https://twitter.com/teabagginsSr/status/1548448157050122240

(SPS) Small Penis Syndrome ☝️

Shubhankar Parijat (@Shubhankar2508)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 05:26 +0000

https://twitter.com/teabagginsSr/status/1548448157050122240

Yes it is just you.

Martien van den Berg, Dutch, European. (@martienvdberg)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 05:55 +0000

https://twitter.com/NeolibCicero/status/1548559013222424577

One of the major lessons from the show is not to get too wrapped up on stereotypes and preconceptions about certain types of people. Guess you missed that one.

Marcus Tullius Cicero 🌐🇺🇦 (@NeolibCicero)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 06:45 +0000

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Is it just me or did @TheExpanseWR get way to feminine in the 6th season. All the guys are either villains or weak. The women are always “strong” and leaders. Every trap they fall for is based on how women think. 🙄 #feminism #PrimeVideo #TheExpanse

TeaBagginsSr (@teabagginsSr)Sat, 16 Jul 2022 23:23 +0000

James S.A. Corey (@JamesSACorey)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 05:05 +0000

https://twitter.com/holly/status/1548434999765975044

One of my old cats disappeared and at one month gone we were convinced she was gone forever. A month after that she casually strolled through the door one day, introduced us to a grey tomcat we'd never seen then went upstairs and started giving birth, it was a lot to process lol

Matt Dawson (@MattDawson23)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 04:57 +0000

Friends! I had a pharmacist refuse to fill a prescription for me today. After a lot of back and forth I said the words PHARMACIST REFUSAL and all of a sudden things CHANGED. Oh we are so SORRY for your INCOVENIENCE. We would love to HELP YOU.

Abbey Kos (@abbeysuekos)Sat, 16 Jul 2022 18:03 +0000

https://twitter.com/abbeysuekos/status/1548367752716439553

My unsolicited advice, especially In These Times: if someone fucks with you, you gotta say the magic words. Nothing else I did worked. Describing the issue didn’t work. Asking for documentation didn’t work. Learn the words!!

Abbey Kos (@abbeysuekos)Sat, 16 Jul 2022 18:05 +0000

Programmers imprint like baby birds on whatever editor happens to be the first one they use with a remotely reasonable configuration

protected concerted activity enthusiast (@BlueSpaceCanary)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 02:46 +0000

https://twitter.com/iximeow/status/1548499507511304195

me: chirp chirp is emacs my mommy

protected concerted activity enthusiast (@BlueSpaceCanary)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 02:48 +0000

https://twitter.com/s1rdon1c/status/1548547293216849920

It's not a cult, it's a community of like minded people with matching tattoos and secret meetings.

Joshua Christensen (@jdcsen)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 06:00 +0000

https://twitter.com/Blackiechan7671/status/1548516309834403843

oh yes your country kiils kids with guns its fucked up and your ass has vote and still allows this shit happens. So shame on you.

巴丢草 Badiucao (@badiucao)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 04:00 +0000

hey sorry i'm late to the meeting. society is crumbling and my body is failing me. anyway let's talk KPIs

ryan j 🍋 (@ryannoyance)Tue, 12 Jul 2022 18:05 +0000

In 2015, I heard a talk at @Google that inspired me to learn to code. I was working as an office manager/executive assistant, and with some encouragement from my new bf @tsmith, I started learning online and applied to @Hackbright. Many many rejections, jobs, and years later:

Chloe Condon (@ChloeCondon)Thu, 14 Jul 2022 16:36 +0000

One of the places I interviewed told me explicitly that I would not be whiteboarding, and then made me whiteboard... twice. Then, told me I'd be getting an offer, and 2 days later eliminated the position. Can I sue for emotional damage? 🤔

Chloe Condon (@ChloeCondon)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 04:32 +0000

https://twitter.com/ChloeCondon/status/1548526873415598083

Look, interviewing as an engineer sucks. There is a lot of time and energy that goes into preparation. The very least you can do for your candidate is provide them with the proper information in order to be fully prepared to perform their best. Don't 👏 do 👏 sneaky 👏 stuff 👏.

Chloe Condon (@ChloeCondon)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 06:39 +0000

https://twitter.com/ChloeCondon/status/1548526433399517184

No, I will not name the company. But it was a medium-big one, and I'm still livid about it. My soul left my body TWICE. ⚰️🪦💀

Chloe Condon (@ChloeCondon)Sun, 17 Jul 2022 04:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/FroggyMakes/status/1548402654832836609

In that case I maintain my stance.

Tanya Fish (@tanurai)Sat, 16 Jul 2022 20:24 +0000

https://twitter.com/tanurai/status/1548380347670220802

I'm not even kidding when I say this question came out of saying that a disaster at a furry con would knock out major parts of the internet and infra.

Froggy Makes (sometimes) (@FroggyMakes)Sat, 16 Jul 2022 20:22 +0000

https://twitter.com/FroggyMakes/status/1548379599863590914

Infrastructure

Tanya Fish (@tanurai)Sat, 16 Jul 2022 18:53 +0000

Open question: what is a large group of furries called? We're torn between a herd and a pack but feel like there's a proper word for it.

Froggy Makes (sometimes) (@FroggyMakes)Sat, 16 Jul 2022 18:50 +0000

Love & Thunder... 2021 💕⚡

Taika Waititi (@TaikaWaititi)Sun, 21 Jul 2019 16:48 +0000

god I'm SO disappointed in Adobe. this is in Photoshop.

tierney cyren (@bitandbang)Sat, 16 Jul 2022 21:07 +0000

My best parenting hack is parent timeouts. You at your wits end? “Mommy is going in timeout.” Kid knows exactly how much time that is and that there’s no talking when someone’s in timeout. No long explanation. No questions. Undisturbed quiet time. Happy everyone.

emily freeman 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@editingemily)Wed, 13 Jul 2022 04:50 +0000

I wonder if the JWT space images are transmitted as a signed JSON object.

Mat Ryer (@matryer)Tue, 12 Jul 2022 07:42 +0000

I’m not interested in the James Webb photos because I’m a tabs man.

Mat Ryer (@matryer)Mon, 11 Jul 2022 22:14 +0000

"We need slavery" is quite the argument in 2022

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Arizona Department of Corrections Director David Shinn just told the state legislature we can't shut down private prisons because too many communities rely on the cheap labor they provide and they would "collapse" without it twitter.com/JimmyJenkins/s…

Jimmy Jenkins (@JimmyJenkins)Thu, 14 Jul 2022 17:17 +0000

Wagatwe Wanjuki 🇰🇪 🇧🇸 (@wagatwe)Sat, 16 Jul 2022 00:13 +0000

Imagine the outrage if they did that in the UK. People would be so offended that they had to ask for meat. Come on @BurgerKingUK, stir things up!

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"Normal, or with meat?" A campaign by Burger King in Austria, where all food served by the company is now plant-based, unless the customer specifically requests the meat version. Way to go! 👍 vegconomist.com/gastronomy-foo…

Annie Leymarie (@AnnieLeymarie)Thu, 14 Jul 2022 11:49 +0000

Pete (@YourFriendPete)Sat, 16 Jul 2022 08:13 +0000

"Normal, or with meat?" A campaign by Burger King in Austria, where all food served by the company is now plant-based, unless the customer specifically requests the meat version. Way to go! 👍 vegconomist.com/gastronomy-foo…

Annie Leymarie (@AnnieLeymarie)Thu, 14 Jul 2022 11:49 +0000

I know, let's risk sunburn, dehydration and cancer for the same benefit of drinking a glass of enriched milk. I notice this tweet is now deleted:

Mark 'sometimes words are used correctly' Keating (@shadowcat_mdk)Sat, 16 Jul 2022 08:19 +0000

Batman doesn’t believe in death ft. @pattonoswalt

Pete Holmes (@peteholmes)Fri, 15 Jul 2022 20:44 +0000

This has been by far my favorite nginx misconfig. It has been a mistake made by a threat actor between 2018-2022 with huge consequences. It's so stupid I love it :)

Benkøw moʞuƎq (@benkow_)Fri, 15 Jul 2022 09:31 +0000

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1547862955403776003

did i miss some weeding on the h? yes is the text 3 miles north of where it should be? yes did i do this late at night? yes had i had a couple of glasses of wine? yes

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Fri, 15 Jul 2022 08:38 +0000

got up to some crafting last night 😌

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Fri, 15 Jul 2022 08:37 +0000

If a heatwave’s been freaking you out, here’s some advice.

Extinction Rebellion (@ExtinctionR)Fri, 15 Jul 2022 11:27 +0000