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Constantly amazed by the number of men that walk around the city with no bags. Just going to work raw. Walking out the door with no emergency tissue or painkillers. Just them and their hands in their pockets against the world

Kwan Ann Tan | 陈冠安 (@KwanAnnTan)Thu, 28 Jul 2022 18:21 +0000

y’all be saying “i wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy” well i would

꒻꒐ꍌꍌꋬ ❤️‍🔥 (@damnjiggaa)Thu, 28 Jul 2022 23:41 +0000

if Mario Kart was about pure driving I would win every race but unfortunately my competitors insist on engaging in a great deal of unsportsmanlike behaviour

LB Hunktears (race weekend vroom vroom) (@hunktears)Fri, 29 Jul 2022 03:15 +0000

https://twitter.com/BesDMarx/status/1552753327846424589

there's a norm mcdonald joke where he's like "I was reading the history books, and it turns out, get this, the good guys won every single time! can you believe that? What a luck coincidence"

Sandy Pug Games (@SandyPugGames)Thu, 28 Jul 2022 20:41 +0000

I like that Luke saw this grainy 3 second gif of a woman covered in robes & was like “she’s so fuckin hot dude”

Justin🦩Boldaji (@justinboldaji)Fri, 29 Jul 2022 03:56 +0000

I didn't have #pegging trending in relation to Prince William on the proverbial bingo card. But I will say this: behind every great man is a woman. /seeing myself out #PrinceOfPegging

Lord Gordon-Gordon (@JamesLeonDavid1)Fri, 29 Jul 2022 02:01 +0000

https://twitter.com/edent/status/1552926808726769664

To sum up. In July, we paid £32.28 for 118kWh of electricity from the grid. We *sold* 384kWh of solar electricity back to the grid and earned £95.21.

Terence Eden (@edent)Fri, 29 Jul 2022 08:06 +0000

You’re not voting Labour or LibDem to get the party of your dreams. You’re voting Labour or LibDem to defeat the Tories and change our voting system. THEN you can vote for the party of your dreams. Meantime: suck it up.

Was Once Loved #FBPA (@WasOnceLoved)Thu, 28 Jul 2022 18:39 +0000

revocation is really important.

tim cappalli | 📍Philly (@timcappalli)Thu, 28 Jul 2022 19:16 +0000

A tool for glamorous shell scripts 🎀. Contribute to charmbracelet/gum development by creating an account on GitHub.

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1552536302821810176

😂😂

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Thu, 28 Jul 2022 06:08 +0000

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1550214858745987075

💃🏼✨💃🏼✨

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Thu, 28 Jul 2022 06:07 +0000

If you're annoyed by people starting a meeting with their pronouns, based on beliefs you don't share, you might have a better understanding of why people don't want to sit through prayers at city council meetings.

Andrew Fleischman (@ASFleischman)Thu, 28 Jul 2022 18:18 +0000

One thing about me is that I’ve perfected the art of the ham and cheese panini 👨🏽‍🍳

jaboukie (@jaboukie)Thu, 28 Jul 2022 18:30 +0000

Yippee ki-yay, Melon Farmers! Here for a Director's Q&A about the world's greatest Xmas movie 😁 Thanks @TheActionFest #LondonActionFestival

Terence Eden (@edent)Thu, 28 Jul 2022 18:31 +0000

https://twitter.com/IwriteOK/status/1552568939607076864

i hope Facebook collapses and everyone there loses their job. I hope Mark Zuckerberg walks into the sea and is never seen again. burn you fuckers.

Robert Evans (The Only Robert Evans) (@IwriteOK)Thu, 28 Jul 2022 08:18 +0000

it's fucking hilarious to me that a seemingly innocuous iOS update - allowing users to do a single-click opt in or out of data collection/tracking/analysis by apps - single-handedly torpedoed $10 billion and counting in Facebook's ad revenue

fatiguefluencer (@naxuu)Wed, 27 Jul 2022 17:52 +0000

this is honestly the coolest thing I've learned in a long time. As a former Cracked employee it's nice to see Facebook's profits get nuked because some other company flipped a switch

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it's fucking hilarious to me that a seemingly innocuous iOS update - allowing users to do a single-click opt in or out of data collection/tracking/analysis by apps - single-handedly torpedoed $10 billion and counting in Facebook's ad revenue

fatiguefluencer (@naxuu)Wed, 27 Jul 2022 17:52 +0000

Robert Evans (The Only Robert Evans) (@IwriteOK)Thu, 28 Jul 2022 08:17 +0000

https://twitter.com/KeatonPatti/status/1552105434273570816

Okay but can we talk about how that thumbnail looks like someones motorboating her ass?

Ritz Scythe (@RitzScythe)Wed, 27 Jul 2022 01:36 +0000

Loving this Kate Bush interview.

Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti)Wed, 27 Jul 2022 01:35 +0000

Got our wedding pics back today 🥺❤️ 📸 @alisonyinphoto

Emily Kager (@EmilyKager)Wed, 27 Jul 2022 23:38 +0000

Doctor Who and Carry On actor Bernard Cribbins dies aged 93 💔 [THREAD] 🧵⤵️ bit.ly/3oBpHso

My London (@myldn)Thu, 28 Jul 2022 09:15 +0000

"they'll identify your bones as male" I do not care girls on twitter call me pretty

nora ✿ 🐸 (@noradreamr)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 11:18 +0000

vim is a scam by Big Keyboard to sell more Esc keys

est (@emilyst)Wed, 27 Jul 2022 07:09 +0000

It's your father's sausage. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or as random as a blaster, but an elegant weapon for a more civilized age.

Tom Taylor (@TomTaylorMade)Thu, 28 Jul 2022 03:56 +0000

Does anyone have a solid alternative to "Hope you're doing well" at the start of an email? It feels almost hilarious to use at this point, like saying it to someone you pass in a burning building.

Rebecca Makkai (@rebeccamakkai)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 13:47 +0000

I decided not to attend a family member's small wedding over the weekend, a really difficult decision based in part on the complete lack of Covid precautions. Now several attendees are reporting symptoms and positive tests. I hate that this is where we are.

Melody Schreiber (@m_scribe)Wed, 27 Jul 2022 17:19 +0000

In the 2020s twin coronavirus and monkeypox pandemics, humans in Western countries decided that the best course of action was to focus on fighting the fear of the viruses instead of fighting the spread of the viruses (which they thought was way too hard and like, bad vibes).

Dr. Lisa Iannattone (@lisa_iannattone)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 12:28 +0000

https://twitter.com/Lichlings/status/1552523732316524545

just tryna calculate my e-body count 😎

🦇 𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘 | 50% OF SALE🖤 (@Lichlings)Thu, 28 Jul 2022 05:18 +0000

Sisyphus was the first guy to be running up that hill and making a deal with god.

katie (@skatie420)Wed, 27 Jul 2022 21:24 +0000

“No one wants to work” is wild. No one has ever wanted to work. It’s literally the worst punishment God can think up for Adam.

Tobias Wilson-Bates (@PhDhurtBrain)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 20:10 +0000

https://twitter.com/shibanarwhal/status/1552509375738253312

3. He wasn’t even real just laugh at the joke

Finn (@hyenawithgun)Thu, 28 Jul 2022 06:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1552536455762919424

😭😭😭

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Thu, 28 Jul 2022 06:08 +0000

https://twitter.com/bjbjonez/status/1552072392943493122

he never blinks… what is going on at madame tussaud’s

Bʀᴀɴᴅᴏɴ (@bjbjonez)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 23:25 +0000

https://twitter.com/bjbjonez/status/1552072769998934023

ratio’d the president 😭😭

Bʀᴀɴᴅᴏɴ (@bjbjonez)Thu, 28 Jul 2022 00:02 +0000

"Everyone gets covid eventually" didn't work on some of us, so they're switching to "you've had covid already actually"

Eve Forster ❄️👩🏼‍🔬🧠 (@EveForster)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 12:44 +0000

We don't talk enough about how Christian Bale signed up to make THOR: LOVE AND THUNDER supposedly for his kids, and then proceeded to play a character who kidnaps and tortures children

Noah Gittell (@noahgittell)Wed, 27 Jul 2022 13:04 +0000

I will say that usually, if I'm avoiding a coworker, it's not usually because of conflicting "political" views. It's usually because I'm queer and trans and disabled and a woman, and they think I shouldn't have human rights.

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Workers are avoiding their colleagues because of conflicting political views—and employers are afraid to choose sides, HR expert says flip.it/zZlRxa

Kim Vu (she/her) (@kimmilyn)Wed, 27 Jul 2022 18:14 +0000

grem (@jessica_schalz)Wed, 27 Jul 2022 18:19 +0000

Explore Emoji Kitchen combinations

I didn't recognise some jQuery in the last HTTP203. Someone said that made them feel old and another lad replied that 'she's old enough, just hasn't seen many web apps it seems' Adding 'Old and hasn't seen many web apps' to my bio.

Cassie Evans (@cassiecodes)Wed, 27 Jul 2022 12:17 +0000

the only way conservatives would ever put an end to global warming is if you told them it had pronouns

𝐒𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐚🔪 (@tinywienerbabe)Wed, 27 Jul 2022 07:49 +0000

https://twitter.com/tinywienerbabe/status/1552013363521077248

John 4:26 biblegateway.com/passage/?searc… Then Jesus declared, “I, the one speaking to you—I am he.”

Kevin Marks (@kevinmarks)Wed, 27 Jul 2022 07:49 +0000

Wrote, “will you marry me?” in the sand. Hope it fucks up a couples holiday.

Bonnie Tangey (@BonnieTangey)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 04:25 +0000

https://twitter.com/mjg59/status/1552201962015186944

(Whereas on HN they're very rudely being extremely wrong at each other)

Matthew Garrett (@mjg59)Wed, 27 Jul 2022 07:59 +0000

Did you know that the arcade in Mr. Robot operates normally in the summer? I hunted it down a few years ago haha

corgi (@corg_e)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 14:39 +0000

Put it in the history books that OnlyFans is doing more for young people’s student debt than the president.

Alexandra M. Hunt (@hunt4change)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 17:11 +0000

Great points by @type__error at Fullstack eXchange #FullStackX

Keren K (@KerenKenzi)Wed, 27 Jul 2022 10:44 +0000

Pyrrhica posts cats (@memesiwish)Wed, 27 Jul 2022 08:17 +0000

little miss (@littlem1ssss)Wed, 27 Jul 2022 04:08 +0000

i learned this at 3pm and haven’t moved

slate (@PleaseBeGneiss)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 02:09 +0000