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Here's a thread of AMAZING Blockchain ideas that I just pulled out of my arse. I *guarantee* that every single one of these will be proposed by someone who takes this VERY seriously indeed. Buckle up etc etc etc etc 🧵

Terence Eden (@edent)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 16:06 +0000

if you buy a donut and get a receipt, and the donut itself gets stolen and eaten, you still have the same asset because the receipt still exists, nothing has changed

transgender marx (@JUNlPER)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 20:55 +0000

When you feel bad about failing a technical interview, remember that the person interviewing you probably can't pass it either.

Randall (@RandallKanna)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 19:00 +0000

i wish i was justa little floating head. no dysphoria just bobbing up and down in my little jar like a pickle

jae & bimbly 🌺 (@jaerockets)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 07:51 +0000

egirls are so powerful. in a world upheld by the balance between mean, likeable and hot they really said I’ll take all 3 thanks

Ada Powers is hirable (@mspowahs)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 08:34 +0000

You're halfway to Mars. God-Emperor Musk remotely logs into your ship. The computer blithely chirps "To access this spacecraft's full oxygen capacity, please deposit 5 ElonCoin." You check the exchange rate. That's nearly 3 litres of blood! Sighing, you grab the needle again.

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https://twitter.com/wk057/status/1551713025815707648

Later on, while the car is parked in his driveway, Tesla calls him to tell him that they found and fixed a configuration mistake with his car. They remotely software locked the car to be a 60 again, despite having been a 90 for years. He now has ~80 miles less range. (3/*)

Jason Hughes (@wk057)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 23:36 +0000

Terence Eden (@edent)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 06:40 +0000

Let’s be honest. When you read this post’s title, you thought it was obvious. Yet, most people don’t follow this simple piece of advice. You know that too, a...

Kubernetes allows us to restrict the resources that the containers can use. But key challenges remain in running Java apps efficiently on Kubernetes.

Highly appreciate and recommend starting messages with “not urgent”. Especially when they are out or outside working hours.

Kyle Welch (@kylewelch)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 15:19 +0000

https://twitter.com/kylewelch/status/1551588032020889601

Hi :D

Piece of Cake 💫 (@kefimochi)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 15:22 +0000

[being murdered by a woman] me: actually you're holding the knife wro-

john (@mrjohndarby)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 23:53 +0000

Just months ago, systematically deporting people to a country they have no connection to was a far-right fantasy. Now both candidates for PM are promising to not only keep the Rwanda policy, but expand it. This racist scheme is being normalised - we must fight to scrap it.

Nadia Whittome MP (@NadiaWhittomeMP)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 10:25 +0000

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1551526745920212992

I could fix it, but it shouldn't be needed for auth which is a simple form -> post to backend. If blocking things for privacy purposes breaks their site, then they're doing bad things for consumer data and I want no part of them for our renewal.

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 11:18 +0000

https://twitter.com/PaulDJohnston/status/1551509460958453760

What I mean by this: "Stop doing pointless work and making extra work for your future self, and only do work that actually has relevance to what you're being paid to do"

Paul Johnston - trying to be civil (as a service) (@PaulDJohnston)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 10:37 +0000

One week until I kool-aid man back into Monzo! I’m so excited 🥳

Sophie Koonin (@type__error)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 10:37 +0000

So @tescobankhelp were helpful in getting stuff reset on my account. But it turns out my password wasn't wrong. Their login doesn't work in Firefox. Works in Chrome though. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 10:48 +0000

And that seven-year-old’s name was John Connor.

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The Guardian (@guardian)Sun, 24 Jul 2022 12:39 +0000

Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 10:59 +0000

https://twitter.com/kyleshevlin/status/1551394852918546432

I ask, because frankly, I don’t know if anyone has ever done that to me, which suggests either it’s weird on my part, no one ever thinks of me, or both. Lol. 😅

Kyle Shevlin (@kyleshevlin)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 02:32 +0000

Maybe this is a me thing, but when someone I ain’t talked to in a minute randomly pops in my head, I like to send a quick message to them. Let them know I thought of them, hope they’re well, etc. Does anyone else do this? Is this weird?

Kyle Shevlin (@kyleshevlin)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 02:32 +0000

How to stop your Magefile execution on the first error that occurs

PLEONASM is the term for redundant expressions - like "ATM machine", "hot water heater", or "free gift".

Quite Interesting (@qikipedia)Sat, 23 Jul 2022 21:00 +0000

noah fence to George Lucas but this surgeon droid looks like shit, I wouldn't let that 1920's microphone looking clunker near my organs

doctor spaceman (@lolennui)Sun, 06 Dec 2020 04:31 GMT

https://twitter.com/PEScorpiio/status/1551301879623196672

Yeah that’s one of the most special days for a new medical student. You don’t need an anti-science, anti-medicine speaker being a part of it. UM was within their rights to invite her. Students were within their rights to walk out.

Brian Taylor (@BTMDthinks)Sun, 24 Jul 2022 23:50 +0000

https://twitter.com/PEScorpiio/status/1551301879623196672

It’s so strange/funny/sad/a sign of the times to see all these (probable) adults on here dragging these young people for excercising their right to protest. Yes, you can walk out in protest. It’s okay!

Ms J No (@Ms_J_No)Sun, 24 Jul 2022 22:55 +0000

https://twitter.com/sdunn422/status/1551376015309561856

“Not picking a side” Proceeds to pick a side and demonize people on the opposing side. If thats version of logic I’m truly sad for you

Bare (@Bare68540881)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 06:15 +0000

https://twitter.com/AnneRN2020/status/1551411993604661248

Same with donating blood. If you stab someone you can't be compelled to donate blood to them, even if it would save their life. Even after you die your blood/organs can't be harvested even though you don't need them anymore.

Kat (@valliant)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 06:10 +0000

https://twitter.com/JayTheXpeart/status/1551400250488791040

Hi! Woman who can’t have a baby here—my inability to conceive is NOT the burden for another woman to carry. To force someone to remain pregnant just because I cannot is ludicrous—don’t use us as your reasoning.

Holly_the_OT (@hhaberernOT)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 03:36 +0000

https://twitter.com/JayTheXpeart/status/1551400250488791040

Shame you have two working kidneys and no one has forced you to give one up for those dying on the transplant list. It’s called body autonomy.

Just a nurse trying to recover. (@AnneRN2020)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 03:40 +0000

https://twitter.com/ZoltanCatherine/status/1551385224797474817

Because they are led by science not political opinion. Abortion in healthcare/science is seen as a part of women’s reproductive health not a poltical opinion

Dr. Bronwyn (@docfemme83)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 03:21 +0000

Incoming medical students walk out at University of Michigan’s white coat ceremony as the keynote speaker is openly anti-abortion

Scorpiio (@PEScorpiio)Sun, 24 Jul 2022 20:22 +0000

https://twitter.com/PEScorpiio/status/1551301879623196672

As a retired MD, I salute and congratulate every one of you who followed your conscience and stood up and walked out. The white coat ceremony is today a major landmark. To use this platform to express your respect for medical autonomy is a first step to honoring your commitment.

Tia Will (@medwoman1)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 01:51 +0000

https://twitter.com/DuchessSexpert/status/1547755875934146561

JWhoa_ (@jaimegonek)Fri, 15 Jul 2022 15:09 +0000

Some processes can't be rushed.

Alvin (@JustSomeDev)Tue, 12 Jul 2022 12:02 +0000

I know how difficult interviewing software developers is, but it’s not hard to spare a moment to check “am I asking the candidate to demonstrate job-relevant skills or am I asking them to cosplay as an academic computer scientist”

glyph (@glyph)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 02:30 +0000

Just keeping this one visible

Amazon Piss Jugs 🇾🇪🇵🇸 (@JeremyWard33)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 13:30 +0000

"Boymoding", "girlmoding", yall are so fucking boring. I'm crabmoding. I'm at the beach. scuttling sideways at high velocities. fighting birds. waving aggressively. I'm fucking chitinpilled. you'll never catch me

drink from the ocean its free (@birdhermit)Sat, 23 Jul 2022 17:04 +0000

The thing I'm never ever going to get over is that we've been living through a rolling series of global catastrophies for *years* and the expectation is that we just carry on like we aren't carting thousands of pounds of grief and anxiety with us at every moment.

💀 damned sinker 💀 (@dansinker)Sun, 24 Jul 2022 15:10 +0000

Posing monkeypox as a gay disease you get thru sexual contact to then report kids are starting to get it seems very very deliberate

jakkï 🏳️‍⚧️ ⚢ ☭🐱 ᶠᵃᵉ/ˢʰᵉ (@jakki__CO)Sat, 23 Jul 2022 18:03 +0000

I turned 37 today, but I still don’t feel like an actual adult. In my mind, I’m still 22. So, is there a point where you actually FEEL like a grownup? Seriousl question.

Katelyn Bowden (@medus4_cdc)Sun, 24 Jul 2022 01:03 +0000

stray was really really good 📺🌱✨

🐠 AstroEden 💫 (@astro_eden)Sun, 24 Jul 2022 00:08 +0000

https://twitter.com/DeclanMangan3/status/1551014477914578945

Ok hot take: How was it the Infinity Saga? They had a billionnaire in a robot suit, a Norse god, an enhanced super soldier, a wizard, a group of space vigilantes, a teenager with spider powers, a man with ant powers, and a king powerex by vibranium. See how ridiculous you sound?

Mike • 171stStreetGames 🎮 (@171StreetGames)Sun, 24 Jul 2022 04:11 +0000

Hi I've found it the most practical bathroom signage.

Delta (@TriangleDelta)Sat, 23 Jul 2022 16:39 +0000

Somehow, posting a video clip of the cat game Stray on Twitter got me banned from Twitter, and I'm baffled as to how.

Priyanka's internet home

Discovered by a fried of mine: CVE-2022-26138: A remote, unauthenticated attacker with knowledge of the hardcoded password could exploit this to log into Confluence and access all content accessible to users in the confluence-users group The password is disabled1system1user6708

@fluepke@chaos.social (@fluepke)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 23:00 +0000

can be difficult to locate stair 1 roof access at first

katie presley (@loveismaroon)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 15:56 +0000

https://twitter.com/gapingmaws/status/1550336323206012928

Fixed it

Mike Myhre (@mhmyhre)Sat, 23 Jul 2022 03:41 +0000