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Every time a politician does their little agree to interview then pull out trick the BBC should put on an one hour long soft touch feature with the the opposition parties. Keir Starmer cooks pasta and is completely uninterrupted talking about his policies. Ed Davey playing piano.

julia blunck (@juliablunck1)Tue, 30 Aug 2022 08:21 +0000

At the Toulouse airport, just watched a woman try to order oat milk in English for her coffee. Barista kept hearing “hot milk.” Emotions escalated to the point where I had to intervene and explain what oat milk was, and this French man was absolutely pissed to learn it exists

Laura Bassett (@LEBassett)Mon, 29 Aug 2022 08:46 +0000

I’m so happy this @virginmedia tweet still exists years later, it’s the gift that keeps on giving 🤣

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https://twitter.com/_Freakyclown_/status/1162750183710572545

Posting it to you is secure, as it's illegal to open someone else's mail. ^JGS

Virgin Media (@virginmedia)Sat, 17 Aug 2019 16:01 +0000

Troy Hunt (@troyhunt)Tue, 30 Aug 2022 20:42 +0000

https://twitter.com/TweetsOfSumit/status/1564523107494334464

Scams pay well while they work 🤷‍♂️😉

Leon Zucchini (@LeonZucchini)Tue, 30 Aug 2022 09:43 +0000

island sanctuary

🫧 neon 🫧 (@bestffxivplayer)Mon, 29 Aug 2022 22:17 +0000

https://twitter.com/TweetsOfSumit/status/1564523107494334464

Sure, some people's honor and ethics are pretty cheap.

Jeff Katz (杰夫) (@kraln)Tue, 30 Aug 2022 17:28 +0000

“oh my god your wrapper class is like so 2021” CodePen: codepen.io/matuzo/pen/qBo… h/t @ChallengesCss

Manuel Matuzović (@mmatuzo)Tue, 30 Aug 2022 16:58 +0000

https://twitter.com/mxbck/status/1564659666990370816

Time to channel your .inner 10x developer

Matthias Ott (@m_ott)Tue, 30 Aug 2022 17:03 +0000

This is what healthy communication looks like 😅

The Office on Peacock (@theofficetv)Tue, 30 Aug 2022 17:00 +0000

https://twitter.com/noahwitnoark/status/1564408659924459521

No that’s literally the whole point of this tweet 💀

ᕼ𝑒Ř𝓡 (@yajiinais)Tue, 30 Aug 2022 03:02 +0000

https://twitter.com/BeautifulNailyh/status/1564328459769286656

everyone’s vibrators after this was tweeted

troy meatpacker (@shattermcdabbi1)Tue, 30 Aug 2022 14:36 +0000

Vibrators get the job done too fast. ion like that. 😂

. (@BeautifulNailyh)Mon, 29 Aug 2022 19:05 +0000

i love those moments when your partner is talking about something they're really knowledgeable about that you know 0 about so you just sit there feeling a little smooth-brained and think about how capable and cool they are

shelley (@codebytere)Tue, 30 Aug 2022 17:32 +0000

Kid is running for School Board. A few weeks ago my kid was approached by a parent with a list of approx 200 books she wanted banned. My kid glanced at list & gave back saying “After you read these books, give me page # & reason for ban & I’ll look into it”. Hasn’t heard back.

TucsonGal☮️🐝🦋🌊🐰🌈🇺🇦🌵 (@Tucsonbelle)Mon, 29 Aug 2022 00:55 +0000

This also works on tech teams. "I'm happy to prioritize that giant refactor: I'll just need you to point me to the specific line numbers contributing to the maintenance load and how that's happening. The SECOND I have that, I'll paste it into the ticket and mark it actionable."

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Kid is running for School Board. A few weeks ago my kid was approached by a parent with a list of approx 200 books she wanted banned. My kid glanced at list & gave back saying “After you read these books, give me page # & reason for ban & I’ll look into it”. Hasn’t heard back.

TucsonGal☮️🐝🦋🌊🐰🌈🇺🇦🌵 (@Tucsonbelle)Mon, 29 Aug 2022 00:55 +0000

Chelsea Troy 🏳️‍🌈 (@HeyChelseaTroy)Tue, 30 Aug 2022 17:28 +0000

well this is a god damn metaphor

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europe water levels are so low that sunk nazi warships are popping up in the danube

ian bremmer (@ianbremmer)Sun, 21 Aug 2022 18:40 +0000

Jessica Langer, PhD (@DrJessicaLanger)Mon, 22 Aug 2022 03:08 +0000

europe water levels are so low that sunk nazi warships are popping up in the danube

ian bremmer (@ianbremmer)Sun, 21 Aug 2022 18:40 +0000

11111111: "Hey, are you feeling okay?" 11111011: "I'm feeling a bit off."

Cassidy (@cassidoo)Tue, 30 Aug 2022 04:15 +0000

https://twitter.com/bitterkarella/status/1564387863659102209

Am I the only one who sees the irony in a woman with so much bigotry against trans people, especially trans men, wrote a book series under a male pseudonym?

Stoneth (@Stoneth)Tue, 30 Aug 2022 02:47 +0000

This is so embarrassing I want to die twitter.com/cryptola2023/s…

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Eminem and Snoop Dogg using their Bored Ape Yacht Club IP at the VMAs. History is being made.

CryptoConferenceLA (@CryptoLA2023)Mon, 29 Aug 2022 03:09 +0000

Tauriq Moosa (@tauriqmoosa)Tue, 30 Aug 2022 09:24 +0000

If any non-Brits are wondering who Martin Lewis is, he started out as a dude looking for good deals on a consumer affairs program & now he's the last bastion of British civilisation.

Seraphine Drake [Frac] (@SeraphineDrake)Sun, 28 Aug 2022 14:12 +0000

If have a general #golang rule for the following code snippet. I like the first call to Claim over the second. General Rule: When the API is only returning an error value and you are not using the short variable declaration operator ( := ), question the choice.

William (Bill) Kennedy (@goinggodotnet)Mon, 29 Aug 2022 14:06 +0000

Linter checks if examples are testable (have an expected output) - GitHub - maratori/testableexamples: Linter checks if examples are testable (have an expected output)

'No Way To Prevent This,' Says Only CDN That Regularly Hosts Content Like This

Battle Programmer Yu​u (@netspooky)Fri, 26 Aug 2022 03:40 +0000

https://twitter.com/ycombinator/status/1564237748008992769

I have no idea who Garry Tan is and I am apparently blocked by him. Lol wth?

Asa Strout (@asastrout)Mon, 29 Aug 2022 16:12 +0000

already ahead of the game I guess lmao

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Today we're excited to announce that Garry Tan will be YC's next president and CEO. Welcome home, @garrytan. ycombinator.com/blog/welcome-h…

Y Combinator (@ycombinator)Mon, 29 Aug 2022 13:05 +0000

tierney cyren (@bitandbang)Mon, 29 Aug 2022 18:14 +0000

https://twitter.com/bitandbang/status/1564315469485670407

guy definitely used a blocklist bc same

shelley (@codebytere)Mon, 29 Aug 2022 19:07 +0000

https://twitter.com/guy_freire/status/1564067311283306496

I imagine there is a 2 minute set in there about conservative Christians just to cover their bases but all the jokes are like “Have you ever noticed how conservatives are right about everything??? So selfish to not even be wrong once!!! What a bunch of jerks”

Guy Freire (@guy_freire)Mon, 29 Aug 2022 01:52 +0000

These comedians make fun of absolutely everyone: gays, asians, muslims, women, Democrats, etc.

Guy Freire (@guy_freire)Mon, 29 Aug 2022 01:48 +0000

Please stand for the national anthem

fox (@ilovepurgatory)Sun, 30 Aug 2020 06:13 +0000

i don't like the narrative that tech salaries are "too high" because i believe that being able to live comfortably and have nice things should be the default human experience. all the other salaries are too low

Cain Maddox (@ctrlshifti)Mon, 29 Aug 2022 11:51 +0000

“We’re tired of Covid.” Yeah, & I’m tired of ableism, a eugenic society, poverty, the constant threat of infection, having my life valued cheaply by those who profess to care & my lived experience extracted by privileged academic who won’t commit to egalitarianism when it counts.

Disability Rights (@RiotMeme_GE2017)Mon, 29 Aug 2022 06:50 +0000

When the development team meet their first Scrum Master

Jason Knight (@onejasonknight)Mon, 29 Aug 2022 16:23 +0000

Guys who are into woman who just turned 18 are like bosses that pay their employees minimum wage. Sure it’s “legal” but we know if it wasn’t for the law they’d be going lower.

Tig Notaro (@TigNotaro)Mon, 29 Aug 2022 14:54 +0000

Taylor Lorenz (@TaylorLorenz)Tue, 30 Aug 2022 06:18 +0000

Potentially unpopular opinion: if you can’t teach the whole curriculum without homework, your curriculum is the problem. Kids aren’t“quiet quitting” by expecting to only do work @ school. After 7-8 hrs of work, they should expect to protect their peace & find joy when they leave

Amy DeAngelo, M.Ed. (she/ella) (@ProfeDeAngelo)Mon, 29 Aug 2022 13:01 +0000

Being a grandpa must be tough, some baby mispronounces a word and suddenly your name is "Peepo" for the last 30 years of your life

Dan Sheehan (@ItsDanSheehan)Sat, 23 Feb 2019 07:57 GMT

Beautiful hand-crafted SVG icons, by the makers of Tailwind CSS.

asciinema gif generator. Contribute to asciinema/agg development by creating an account on GitHub.

https://twitter.com/NamecheapCEO/status/1564041532470358016

"go hack a random clients account and I'll send you money" definitely isn't the way to go here my guy

X41 (@i8br)Mon, 29 Aug 2022 00:38 +0000

So... what about if you build a country with slave labor for 400 years? Then what?

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If you take out a loan, you pay it back. Period.

House Judiciary GOP (@JudiciaryGOP)Wed, 24 Aug 2022 17:03 +0000

Optimus Fine (@sunnydaejones)Thu, 25 Aug 2022 00:54 +0000

https://twitter.com/SJWheeljack/status/1564070937254821889

Conservatives cannot feel joy unless someone they hate is suffering

Guy Freire (@guy_freire)Mon, 29 Aug 2022 02:09 +0000

A world war 2 bunker with fake air vent

Wall Street Silver (@WallStreetSilv)Sat, 27 Aug 2022 19:27 +0000

https://twitter.com/ouchmyfeets/status/1564156548212936704

Why?

Charlie Higson (@CPHigson)Mon, 29 Aug 2022 07:43 +0000

https://twitter.com/CPHigson/status/1564155694533730304

Like, every time there’s a female super hero ‘past their prime’ they’re doing a form of sex work which is supposed to make us go ‘oh tsk tsk tsk, what a shame’.

Charlie Higson (@CPHigson)Mon, 29 Aug 2022 07:41 +0000

I really enjoyed The Boys latest season but they have a habit of treating female characters entering sex work as a fall from Grace which perpetuates the idea of sex work as a disgraceful career

Charlie Higson (@CPHigson)Mon, 29 Aug 2022 07:39 +0000

I've been a vegetarian since the turn of the century. I always felt like I should probably be vegan but, you know, cheese is delicious. Then, without warning, my body decided that producing the human …

I'm going to dress up as CORS for Halloween this year and scare the shit out of everyone

Kelly Vaughn (@kvlly)Sun, 28 Aug 2022 20:52 +0000

https://twitter.com/User31277529/status/1562803644461826051

if i was still close with a rapist i’d question my morals tbh

CHLOE (@ch1l0u)Thu, 25 Aug 2022 14:11 +0000

Never has a meme captured the British state more perfectly.

Tom Wilson 🇺🇦 (@feedthedrummer)Sun, 28 Aug 2022 11:13 +0000