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https://twitter.com/cube_drone/status/1555128419112759296

The reason that they luck through all of the various situations is because they’re all unfailable, staged by competent aliens who are, like, 10/10 in to cosplay

cube drone (@cube_drone)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 09:49 +0000

https://twitter.com/cube_drone/status/1555076789025705984

Look, what’s more likely - that a bunch of actors learned how to use highly advanced space equipment right away because it was built after watching them pretend to operate it OR an alien race with a hyper advanced sense of humour wanted to torture the Tool Man for a bit

cube drone (@cube_drone)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 09:48 +0000

there's a reading of Galaxy Quest where the aliens are playing an incredibly elaborate prank on Tim Allen which is also quite good

cube drone (@cube_drone)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 06:22 +0000

The most recommended tech book in the history

Maciej Walkowiak 🍃 (@maciejwalkowiak)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 06:11 +0000

https://twitter.com/ibuildthecloud/status/1555074318446387200

Just add the following to your ~/.gitconfig [format] signOff = true git-scm.com/docs/git-confi…

tommoulard (@tom_moulard)Thu, 04 Aug 2022 08:22 +0000

the sad truth about having a thick juicy pixar mom dumptruck ass is that sometimes you sit down on your bed and it breaks send me a king sized platform bed frame pls

j̴̢͘҉i̸̢͞z̛̛̀҉͞z̡͞w̶̵̢͜͞i̡͘t̸͝͝c̸͝h̀͏ (@fingerbIaster)Thu, 28 Jul 2022 02:24 +0000

for the past 4 days I've been practicing orgasm control for magical purposes and it has led me to this conclusion: people who participate in no nut November are absolute maniacs and menaces to society

j̴̢͘҉i̸̢͞z̛̛̀҉͞z̡͞w̶̵̢͜͞i̡͘t̸͝͝c̸͝h̀͏ (@fingerbIaster)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 21:12 +0000

i had the idea to do this one first but it felt stupid to not do one with james and his pokemon

Kiana Mai (@kianamaiart)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 17:58 +0000

https://twitter.com/ellehardy/status/1554633881252515841

Sadly fake: snopes.com/fact-check/jac…

Julia Kite-Laidlaw (@juliakite)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 02:10 +0000

Easily the greatest paragraph in the history of the English language

elle hardy (@ellehardy)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 01:02 +0000

(At war) You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?

pj (@pjayevans)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 02:20 +0000

https://twitter.com/pjayevans/status/1554653410913406976

antediluvian zach (@young_boy20)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 17:11 +0000

https://twitter.com/LiviaBellona/status/1554888223750488066

Hi, tech here. I don't know what was sent but for context, in just text, the King James Bible takes just over 4MB. For comparison, I took a photo of my leftover curry two nights ago. It is 5.5MB in size, in the original.

Just me (@skzcartoons)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 18:22 +0000

The moment Alex Jones finds out his incompetent lawyers sent Sandy Hook parents’ lawyers all his emails and texts is incredible

Wu-Tang Is For The Children (@WUTangKids)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 17:10 +0000

https://twitter.com/_breeeeen_/status/1554665624047058945

of course! this code isn't going to steal itself! literally!

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 03:09 +0000

https://twitter.com/ReinH/status/1554665231439126530

Of course it’s opt-out 😤

John Breen (@_breeeeen_)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 03:09 +0000

https://twitter.com/RReverser/status/1554923810876522498

I don't want it to exist at all lmao, it's an ethical clusterfuck

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 20:18 +0000

https://twitter.com/RockyLhotka/status/1554703811624706050

it's stolen code

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 05:42 +0000

buried in github's settings (Settings -> Code Pilot) is this opt-out that y'all should probably click

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 03:07 +0000

you ever look at your cat and be like. good thing you have a home here because ain't nobody would've adopted your ass

haley (@feederofcats)Tue, 02 Aug 2022 19:23 +0000

Did we just build the best toy ever?

ActionMovieDad (@ActionMovieKid)Tue, 02 Aug 2022 15:42 +0000

Folks who are like “Batgirl was shelved because it was bad” acting as if that has ever stopped WB from releasing something before, lol.

Richard Newby (@RICHARDLNEWBY)Tue, 02 Aug 2022 23:02 +0000

One of the best things about Matilda is that there’s a Slasher Movie chase in the middle of it.

Erick Lorinc (@ErickLorinc)Tue, 02 Aug 2022 15:20 +0000

https://twitter.com/DaneCook/status/860684717741363201

dating older guys won't make you seem cooler to your friends.

Allison (@allissunnyy)Sat, 06 May 2017 05:17 +0000

https://twitter.com/kaicomedy/status/1554509835302907904

someone just informed me that 15 is high school age, you'll have to forgive me for my ignorance since i don't hang out with kids

kai™ (@kaicomedy)Tue, 02 Aug 2022 16:52 +0000

https://twitter.com/kaicomedy/status/1554509835302907904

when men explain that they were "friends" with children for years before they started dating them as if it was a legitimate explanation for a romantic connection and not the definition of gro0ming

thella (@whatthella)Wed, 03 Aug 2022 06:08 +0000

I can’t stop watching this. It just keeps getting better.

Alexandria Neonakis (@Beavs)Tue, 02 Aug 2022 05:34 +0000

Hope they give it to the poor. 🏹 twitter.com/theregister/st…

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Robinhood's crypto unit hit with $30m fine over security, anti-crime misses reg.cx/455Z?utm_sourc…

The Register (@TheRegister)Tue, 02 Aug 2022 19:44 +0000

Mat Ryer (@matryer)Tue, 02 Aug 2022 19:53 +0000

https://twitter.com/ReinH/status/1554524240182796288

"hey maybe we could build this?" that's an idea! put it in the idea place!

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Tue, 02 Aug 2022 17:47 +0000

people really need to find a place to put ideas that isn't the backlog

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"If you can't say with absolute certainty that you'll build something, it has no business on your backlog." "But most of the things on our backlog are likely to change, or maybe disappear altogether, as we learn!" "Yes, and your point is?"

Allen Holub (@allenholub)Tue, 02 Aug 2022 17:35 +0000

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Tue, 02 Aug 2022 17:47 +0000

I don’t believe in guilty pleasures. Enjoy what you enjoy and don’t let others make you feel less than because you’re not reading doorstopper novels.

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What’s your guilty pleasure read? 😎📚

The British Library (@britishlibrary)Tue, 02 Aug 2022 12:58 +0000

Kate Owen (@BooksAndGuts)Tue, 02 Aug 2022 13:23 +0000

and they were roommates! twitter.com/n_g_jones/stat…

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https://twitter.com/EleanorMorton/status/1551855576069586947

Neil Jones (@N_G_Jones)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 15:17 +0000

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Mon, 01 Aug 2022 18:40 +0000

The SUV that many think of as safe for their kids is actually not safe at all.

Adam Tranter (@adamtranter)Mon, 01 Aug 2022 08:09 +0000

This is a good way to present this issue. Focus on the fact that most people do care about safety; don’t demonize people for driving unsafe vehicles they thought were safe.

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The SUV that many think of as safe for their kids is actually not safe at all.

Adam Tranter (@adamtranter)Mon, 01 Aug 2022 08:09 +0000

Steve Wart (@swartable)Mon, 01 Aug 2022 21:22 +0000

One of the things I love about building with IndieWeb building blocks is that (sometimes through more work than anticipated) you can swap out pieces of your site without (much) disruption because the …

https://twitter.com/GameOfThrones/status/1554213859027652609

I keep wanting to rewatch them I remember what season 8 did to me and tell myself I’ll never suffer through it again

Coley💜 (@Coley2202)Mon, 01 Aug 2022 21:16 +0000

Absolutely cool that I get like monthly inquiries for some code I presented at a conference five years ago :)

Emily G (@EmilyGorcenski)Mon, 01 Aug 2022 11:46 +0000

This image of a woman shirtless in a sports bra - hugely significant. This is a woman’s body - not for sex or show - just for the sheer joy of what she can do and the power and skill she has. Wonderful. #Lionesses

Lucy Ward 🇺🇦 (@lucymirandaward)Sun, 31 Jul 2022 18:55 +0000

https://twitter.com/PaulDJohnston/status/1554058101539627015

I get that the country is made up of lots of immigrants, but the fascination with where ancestors came from and then *only certain countries* are seen as culturally valid seems very odd to me.

Paul Johnston - trying to be civil (as a service) (@PaulDJohnston)Mon, 01 Aug 2022 10:54 +0000

You know that US thing about being "Italian American" or "Irish American", where they just don't understand that they're simply US people with immigrant relatives? Are there *any* "British or English or Welsh Americans"? "Scottish"? It's an excuse to wear a kilt.

Paul Johnston - trying to be civil (as a service) (@PaulDJohnston)Mon, 01 Aug 2022 10:54 +0000

I have COVID (again), post-SDCC despite precautions and two boosters. The big takeaway for me as I look at the bright purple lines on these tests is I can’t travel to cons anymore. Because if this is what “endemic COVID” looks like, I can’t afford it. This shouldn’t be normalized

Joe Harris (@JoeHarrisGhost)Sat, 30 Jul 2022 14:49 +0000

https://twitter.com/kf/status/1553984471782764544

extremely weird watching shows like this set in new york and being like "I've been there!" when I have never actually lived in new york

kf (@kf)Mon, 01 Aug 2022 06:41 +0000

https://twitter.com/Keir_Starmer/status/1553691910136627200

Finally found some strikers you can support then

j (@jrc1921)Sun, 31 Jul 2022 10:46 +0000

Our family. ❤️

Lionesses (@Lionesses)Sun, 31 Jul 2022 19:24 +0000

Seriously, dude? (Yeah, he really said this.)

Art asks Wakanda future awaits us? (@wakandaguy68)Sat, 30 Jul 2022 17:30 +0000

https://twitter.com/caraesten/status/1553749324709777408

If you're trans, your "house" is a cluttered shithole and your "patronus" is whatever animal your fursona is but you're afraid to admit publicly

raz 🌌🔥🏴| רָז רְעוּאֵל (@shetefgadol)Sun, 31 Jul 2022 14:32 +0000

gender is a performance and I'm on performance enhancing drugs

Avery Tytla (@avtytla)Sat, 30 Jul 2022 01:41 +0000