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Me bringing in 27 bags of groceries at once because I don't want to walk 10 feet back and forth from the car 2-3 times.

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Oh come on! 😳🤯🔥

Fred Schultz (@FredSchultz35)Wed, 31 Aug 2022 19:20 +0000

tim myers | Chief “Petty” Officer (@denvercoder)Thu, 01 Sep 2022 17:25 +0000

Great, now my office is trying to kill me while I record a video.

Jeff Geerling (@geerlingguy)Thu, 01 Sep 2022 16:18 +0000

Britney Spears's performance with wild animals at the VMA awards. Her biggest problem was when she shouted out "this lone lioness is killing me!" and nobody paid any attention

Stuart Langridge (@sil)Thu, 01 Sep 2022 11:15 +0000

You made home computers Alan

Hannah Rose Woods (@hannahrosewoods)Tue, 30 Aug 2022 20:32 +0000

redneck sayings are so unhinged. yesterday my coworker said "with my luck it could be raining titties and i'd still look up and catch a dick" with a straight face and just kept working. didn't even realize i was speechless

Jesus of Suburbia (@flaxseedthot)Fri, 24 Jun 2022 13:07 +0000

well I did my (very small) part and migrated my two websites off of Cloudflare today. I'm sure my origin server can handle the extra 26gb/mo of traffic itself just fine.

https://twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/1565226441087803392

There you go.

Richard "RichiH" Hartmann (@TwitchiH)Thu, 01 Sep 2022 06:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/daphnehk/status/1565087736582656000

Yeah, extremely “thoughtful” to decide to directly help Nazis spew their poison and helping them kill people. A truly galaxy-brain approach in nuance and decorum.

Thomas “🐈🔭🕹” Fuchs (@thomasfuchs)Thu, 01 Sep 2022 01:12 +0000

https://twitter.com/cypherhalo/status/1565127675835998208

Just let me check your bio aaaaaand yep that was not even slightly a surprise. Another incel rooting for the team of bigotry and hate under the guise of religion.

BrainGeeenius 💢 (@LeftyBesty)Thu, 01 Sep 2022 00:36 +0000

All those edge computing enthusiasts are mighty quiet about CloudFlare this week. I wonder why that is.

Jan Lehnardt (@janl)Thu, 01 Sep 2022 06:39 +0000

I like your product but y’all need to look up consent my god twitter.com/calendly/statu…

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80% of leads say “no” four times before saying “yes.” These follow-up email templates help you keep the momentum going so you can advance conversations, nurture relationships, and grow revenue. 🤝 ⬇️ bit.ly/3pZjwyZ

Calendly (@Calendly)Wed, 31 Aug 2022 17:22 +0000

tierney cyren (@bitandbang)Wed, 31 Aug 2022 17:27 +0000

Coffee shops are adult study hall. At Flywheel Coffee Roasters.

One key thing we’ve learned about the human brain is that it’s just like the rest of the body: every part of it can go wrong, in a million different ways. It’s unlikely that the gender identity part …

If I didn’t have ADHD, I might be organized enough to hire someone to help me take care of the things I need help with (like organizing) because of my ADHD. Instead, I’ve chosen that Chaos Life.

Jesse J. Anderson • ADHD Creative (@jessejanderson)Wed, 31 Aug 2022 20:48 +0000

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1564932127782625283

🐜🦟🐜🦟🐜

Carol ☔️ (@CarolSaysThings)Wed, 31 Aug 2022 11:04 +0000

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1564862501367455746

💀💀

Carol ☔️ (@CarolSaysThings)Wed, 31 Aug 2022 06:27 +0000

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1564862545332256772

“does anyone know much about system x?”

Carol ☔️ (@CarolSaysThings)Wed, 31 Aug 2022 11:04 +0000

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1564932008555470848

i’m glad that was a universal experience 😂

Carol ☔️ (@CarolSaysThings)Wed, 31 Aug 2022 11:04 +0000

6yo is at the stage where he finds great joy in saying incredibly inappropriate things. Yesterday we were sharing riddles: Me: What belongs to you, but other people use it more than you? 6yo: YOUR ANUS I'm still cry-laughing whenever I think about it.

Simon Scarfe (@simonscarfe)Wed, 31 Aug 2022 19:37 +0000

what idiot called it "truth social" and not "getting the banned back together"

Nick Morgan (@skilldrick)Wed, 31 Aug 2022 19:37 +0000

My dad is not remotely “woke” or online, so I asked him: “Dad, what do you think about Leo only dating women under 25 even though he’s almost 50?” “It’s gross.” 🤷🏻‍♀️ this is not a “new feminist complaint,” it’s actually common sense, to decent people.

Kelly Ellis is Pro-Abortion (@justkelly_ok)Wed, 31 Aug 2022 16:31 +0000

They should announce a sequel to Groundhog Day and then just re-release the original.

jim rose circus (@jimrosecircus1)Tue, 30 Aug 2022 19:00 +0000

Is Google Analytics still useful and how accurate are its stats? How much data is missing from Google Analytics due to adblockers and privacy-friendly browsers?

👨‍💻 "We don't bother testing in Firefox as hardly any of our customers still use it, according to Google Analytics" Meanwhile... 🚫 "88% of Firefox users block GA" plausible.io/blog/google-an… HT @simevidas

Peter O'Shaughnessy (@poshaughnessy)Tue, 31 Aug 2021 16:28 +0000

A reminder of this article from last year and why you shouldn’t rely on Google Analytics to conclude what browsers your users are using.

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👨‍💻 "We don't bother testing in Firefox as hardly any of our customers still use it, according to Google Analytics" Meanwhile... 🚫 "88% of Firefox users block GA" plausible.io/blog/google-an… HT @simevidas

Peter O'Shaughnessy (@poshaughnessy)Tue, 31 Aug 2021 16:28 +0000

Pelle Wessman (@voxpelli)Wed, 31 Aug 2022 10:26 +0000

A girl's best friend

Apex Legends (@PlayApex)Tue, 30 Aug 2022 18:01 +0000

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1564932053921062912

@JamieTanna it’s you and me 😂

Carol ☔️ (@CarolSaysThings)Wed, 31 Aug 2022 11:04 +0000

If Monzo existed in the early 00s: - £1.99 on a happy meal just for the toy - payment to Blockbuster for your favourite dvds - buying the Crazy Frog ringtone - cinema tickets to see X-men 2 with Orange Wednesdays - Woolworths pick 'N' mix

Monzo (@monzo)Wed, 31 Aug 2022 09:24 +0000

1: #Tokyo metro map in 2D. 2: The same map in 3D.

Taras Grescoe 🚇 (@grescoe)Tue, 30 Aug 2022 13:48 +0000

https://twitter.com/SoVeryBritish/status/1564895175226363904

Entering “actually feels pretty chilly” territory.

VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish)Wed, 31 Aug 2022 08:38 +0000

Hang on… it’s September tomorrow…. how the bloody hell has that happened?

VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish)Wed, 31 Aug 2022 08:37 +0000

WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme)Wed, 31 Aug 2022 05:05 +0000

https://twitter.com/sarah_edo/status/1564839366207455232

the keynote speakers' dilemma: be opening speaker - have to wake up early be closing speaker - have anxiety the entire day there is no in between

swyx 🌲 @CascadiaJS (@swyx)Wed, 31 Aug 2022 05:36 +0000

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1564862382400311297

🤣🤣🤣

Carol ☔️ (@CarolSaysThings)Wed, 31 Aug 2022 06:27 +0000

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1555807075707617281

it’s a sound strategy, would recommend

Carol ☔️ (@CarolSaysThings)Wed, 31 Aug 2022 06:27 +0000

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1564862404390944769

so much squelching, why?

Carol ☔️ (@CarolSaysThings)Wed, 31 Aug 2022 06:27 +0000

Reported a tweet for intentionally misgendering a trans person @Twitter even has the option to pick misgendering in its reporting wizard and they came back and said “nope, nothing wrong here” Shitty platform this is

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Wed, 31 Aug 2022 06:34 +0000

https://twitter.com/kraln/status/1564711883734745091

I HAD NOT NOT ONCE

qdot (@qDot)Tue, 30 Aug 2022 21:15 +0000

are you an audiophile or an AUDIOPHILE

DilDog (@dildog)Tue, 30 Aug 2022 19:59 +0000

https://twitter.com/Prettypromiss/status/1564237032393789440

Also a reminder to those so bothered 🤗

Burr (@LifeOfBurr)Tue, 30 Aug 2022 00:06 +0000

https://twitter.com/BlakeMJulian/status/1564595936545972226

just dropping in but education allows access to opportunity. people shouldn’t be so financially barred from their dreams. just because one person can slave away to pay off predatory loans doesn’t mean it should be the norm. love your fellow humans better.

jinx (@enamorless)Tue, 30 Aug 2022 14:50 +0000

https://twitter.com/BlakeMJulian/status/1564585152717660161

The forgiveness is solving predatory loan issues. STUDENTS paying 2-3 times what they borrowed. No one agreed to a loan shark scenario. If you paid yours off be happy others don’t have to deal with such abuse!

Diana (@DianaFeliciani)Tue, 30 Aug 2022 12:43 +0000

https://twitter.com/BlakeMJulian/status/1564585152717660161

i hope your crypto wallet gets hacked

Sav ✌🏼 (@sav_page)Tue, 30 Aug 2022 17:53 +0000

Suggested Read: Home » Mental Health Hackers mentalhealthhackers.org #devopsish

Chris Short 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@ChrisShort)Tue, 30 Aug 2022 21:27 +0000

I had a guy friend with a Ph.D in engineering ask me last week how women pee with a tampon in and this is why men shouldn’t be passing laws about women’s bodies.

Emily Porter, M.D. (@dremilyportermd)Tue, 30 Aug 2022 16:59 +0000

It is frankly terrifying that one third of Pakistan is underwater, China is experiencing its worst drought in record, as are the olive-producing regions of southern Spain, and we’re currently only at 1.2C of warming.

Donna Lu (@donnadlu)Mon, 29 Aug 2022 23:28 +0000

Every time a politician does their little agree to interview then pull out trick the BBC should put on an one hour long soft touch feature with the the opposition parties. Keir Starmer cooks pasta and is completely uninterrupted talking about his policies. Ed Davey playing piano.

julia blunck (@juliablunck1)Tue, 30 Aug 2022 08:21 +0000

At the Toulouse airport, just watched a woman try to order oat milk in English for her coffee. Barista kept hearing “hot milk.” Emotions escalated to the point where I had to intervene and explain what oat milk was, and this French man was absolutely pissed to learn it exists

Laura Bassett (@LEBassett)Mon, 29 Aug 2022 08:46 +0000