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https://twitter.com/medus4_cdc/status/1550706507519508481

Imma do a whole photo shoot in Kroger. Maybe in a cemetery. Idk. I’m 37, we are living in an apocalypse, and I have the MOST EXTRA housecoat and I’ll be goddamned if I’m gonna not make our last few years on this planet weird and entertaining at every possible opportunity

Katelyn Bowden (@medus4_cdc)Sat, 23 Jul 2022 04:56 +0000

https://twitter.com/MAX_MAYF1ELD/status/1550491263488729091

jokker (@jokkerfunnyman)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 17:52 +0000

https://twitter.com/fruityfourlvr/status/1550261770970873857

"u are like papa" "u lie" "friends don't lie" i can't stop

michaela (@buteras_lake)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 14:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/fruityfourlvr/status/1550261770970873857

Fr

sana⁷ (@sana134340)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 13:19 +0000

“you are like papa” has replaced most of my vocabulary tbh

meena🫶 (@fruityfourlvr)Thu, 21 Jul 2022 23:29 +0000

https://twitter.com/fruityfourlvr/status/1550261770970873857

I send this to my husband when he makes me mad.

K I M M Y (@frozenoverhoth)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 17:14 +0000

https://twitter.com/fruityfourlvr/status/1550261770970873857

PAPA U LIE

morgan ☆ (@hrtzbyers)Thu, 21 Jul 2022 23:31 +0000

Chris Evans calling Ryan Gosling "a Ken doll" in The Gray Man is *chef's kiss*

Netflix (@netflix)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 19:35 +0000

white people see ass and say this

follow @chribbzz (@chr_ibby)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 16:18 +0000

‘WHAT IF’ Season 2 includes: - A Hela story - Odin vs The Mandarin - Captain Carter meeting Winter Soldier - Tony on Sakaar with Valkyrie and Hulk #SDCC

DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 19:24 +0000

https://twitter.com/stphstrang/status/1550562673359785984

I do.... Y'all let steve have all these stories.

Ginger Dog (@GingerDoggPurr)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 20:38 +0000

https://twitter.com/zacharyfruit/status/1550468994565554177

this u?

Лорен (@vaginaspektor)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 14:53 +0000

https://twitter.com/zacharyfruit/status/1550468994565554177

the anti-renter (@comradejumpshot)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 13:26 +0000

https://twitter.com/zacharyfruit/status/1550468994565554177

as you were saying

Pia (@Nukapai)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 15:08 +0000

https://twitter.com/zacharyfruit/status/1550468994565554177

Except this one

Oh don't be so ridiculous (@mattyyspencer)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 18:03 +0000

https://twitter.com/zacharyfruit/status/1550468994565554177

u

misery. (@dgreatdeprexion)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 16:12 +0000

https://twitter.com/zacharyfruit/status/1550468994565554177

I don’t think it was meant to be funny…. Isn’t it just a trend ???

Leslie Knope stan account (@ajwxng)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 16:37 +0000

https://twitter.com/zacharyfruit/status/1550468994565554177

k80 (deluxe) (@katwillums)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 15:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/Tajoasqwren/status/1550474379783331841

Cis has never been a slur you div, it’s just a term for non trans person of that gender. Personally I’d just call women “women” whether cis or trans, because they’re both women. #istandagainstjkrowling #transwomenarewomen #translivesmatter

bwaines (@benwaines1)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 17:22 +0000

https://twitter.com/Tajoasqwren/status/1550474379783331841

it's literally not, but go off.

Sophie, The Cactus Queen (@duckatali)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 15:18 +0000

’ere, @freezydorito, have you made a tesco theme on vscode yet, with their colours and font? was just thinking of it and assumed theres like a 50/50 youve already done it

Simon Legg (@simonleggsays)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 15:48 +0000

https://twitter.com/moriahmaney/status/1550547157803048961

like men just come on here and make blanket (and wrong) statements about things for engagement and then go like this when ppl get annoyed

Moriah Maney (@moriahmaney)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 18:26 +0000

https://twitter.com/PussyNuke/status/1549811017328300033

Strong second place ngl

judy blume made me trans (@PussyNuke)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 20:55 +0000

https://twitter.com/KatieGoldin/status/1549779452242034690

🎶 my angel of music 🎶

judy blume made me trans (@PussyNuke)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 17:38 +0000

Ok. I don't know who needs to hear this, but buckle up. Here's the deal. A thread 🧵

Katie Goldin🐛💜 (@KatieGoldin)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 15:33 +0000

I've been having this pain on my inner arm lately, thinking "It's early onslought nerve damage, I'm dying" I just discovered that when I lean forward in my work chair to read something on my screen I pinch my arm right there really hard. Some kind of subconscious habit.

Chelsea Troy 🏳️‍🌈 (@HeyChelseaTroy)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 18:32 +0000

Most species do not raise their young and very few indeed help raise their young's young, but humans are one of them - and now we might know how we manage to do it.

“This was a criminal offence. Now it’s an option for business.” There’s a Tory slogan I can actually believe.

twitter.com/kwasikwarteng/…

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Today we changed the law to allow businesses impacted by strike action to hire skilled, temporary workers to mitigate disruption. This was a criminal offence. Now it’s an option for business. We will not let trade unions grind our economy to a halt. 👉🏾 gov.uk/government/new…

Kwasi Kwarteng (@KwasiKwarteng)Thu, 21 Jul 2022 11:32 +0000

Mic Wright (@brokenbottleboy)Thu, 21 Jul 2022 20:08 +0000

Once, a guy fucked the crease between my thigh and labia, thinking he was in my vagina, and when he finished he asked if I got off. I had to break it to him that he just fucked my leg. This is what I think of when men act like they’re equipped to make laws about women’s bodies.

Wisconsin Sass (@WisconsinSass)Thu, 21 Jul 2022 02:00 +0000

https://twitter.com/WisconsinSass/status/1549937404013854720

This was brought back into my memory bank of things because tonight a situation arose that caused me to tell this man’s dad that he might have more grandkids if his son knew how to get it in the hole.

Wisconsin Sass (@WisconsinSass)Thu, 21 Jul 2022 02:49 +0000

Bell 🦝☕️ (@fullStackRacc)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 03:31 +0000

Saw this on reddit. Wasn't able to see it on the twitter. I don't know who to credit, but this is maybe the very best thing that has ever happened in Calgary.

John Smiley (@JohnSmiley)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 03:42 +0000

Thinking about the butterfly effect of the potus making a specific point of announcing he’s not resting during Covid.

Lauren (@Lauren_phill)Thu, 21 Jul 2022 14:34 +0000

She's a 10, but she's a 14, an 8, and a 12. She just wants to be able to buy pants online, but clothing sizes for women are bullshit.

Maddy Gibbons (@RetsMadd)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 19:46 +0000

https://twitter.com/NewRockstars/status/1549901380063825920

What about this one?!? ;) #LEGO #Batman @LEGOBatmanMovie

Matthew Ashton (@matthew__ashton)Thu, 21 Jul 2022 16:57 +0000

What’s amazing about @JordanPeele is that he was doing brilliant horror movies right under our noses on KEY & PEELE. The LMFAO sketch? Yes, it’s funny — until it gets for-real scary.

Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 22:26 +0000

https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/1549883500538445824

The Aerobics Meltdown sketch is fucking TERRIFYING

Just Call Me Alec (@RealRobGarrison)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 23:31 +0000

https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/1549883500538445824

One of my favorites: youtu.be/A5Zdp1RfoyI

smacdad (@smacdad75)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 22:31 +0000

the breakout popularity of both Untitled Goose Game in 2019 and Stray in 2022 shows that a significant number of people just want to play as a little critter

last traveller (@Xythar)Thu, 21 Jul 2022 04:08 +0000

https://twitter.com/Xythar/status/1549969580504002560

And before that we had Goat Simulator. I would definitely play the shit out of something like Bear Simulator or something.

Illuminatima (@illuminatima)Thu, 21 Jul 2022 04:21 +0000

Ahhhh ok now it makes sense!

magikman32 💊 (@magikman32)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 23:22 +0000

i made a little presentation

matt (@mattxiv)Thu, 21 Jul 2022 00:14 +0000

Saw “Puppet by Perforce” for the first time last night and part of my soul died.

Rich Burroughs (@richburroughs)Thu, 21 Jul 2022 18:21 +0000

https://twitter.com/ithayla/status/1550185704310812672

the cat voice acting is very good. someone union this cat

Calvin Wong Tze Loon 黃子倫 🇲🇾 (@ithayla)Thu, 21 Jul 2022 18:28 +0000

I bought Stray for dee and she's played it for literally 30 seconds and we've both decided this is the greatest video game ever made

Calvin Wong Tze Loon 黃子倫 🇲🇾 (@ithayla)Thu, 21 Jul 2022 18:22 +0000

https://twitter.com/ithayla/status/1550184389908123648

how many cats do you think they motion captured for this game

Calvin Wong Tze Loon 黃子倫 🇲🇾 (@ithayla)Thu, 21 Jul 2022 18:25 +0000

not at all terrifying to see layoffs/hiring freezes/etc affecting the Big Ones. Not one bit. Not nervous at all over here.

kat (@zkat__)Thu, 21 Jul 2022 17:41 +0000

https://twitter.com/ithayla/status/1550185545917087745

does your game start with you as a cat playing with and petting and grooming other cats? no? and that's why stray is the best video game ever made

Calvin Wong Tze Loon 黃子倫 🇲🇾 (@ithayla)Thu, 21 Jul 2022 18:27 +0000

https://twitter.com/ithayla/status/1550185317847937024

does your game have a 'meow' button? no? inferior

Calvin Wong Tze Loon 黃子倫 🇲🇾 (@ithayla)Thu, 21 Jul 2022 18:26 +0000