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https://twitter.com/trash_ebooks/status/1551399403948281858

LUFC Bluuuuke (@BLuuuuuuKE)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 12:52 +0000

https://twitter.com/BLuuuuuuKE/status/1551551020735545344

Who is this guy?

Future Man (@stickyflowr)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 16:57 +0000

https://twitter.com/trash_ebooks/status/1551399403948281858

you would think that someone named "Brain Bot" would actually be the person to offer a blowjob

SZA Sisters (@TruthWalksAway)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 03:00 +0000

Oh my fucking god.

porn ghost (@trash_ebooks)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 02:50 +0000

https://twitter.com/BanksyMaximo/status/1551427030243106816

really good post bud

tgirl kim wexler (@LOSERGIRL4FUN)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 08:46 +0000

https://twitter.com/caraesten/status/1551576176547704838

For those who didn't see it I got a screenshot.

Tom Foolery (@Skankulicious)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 12:01 +0000

https://twitter.com/mumbly_joe/status/1551696320683020303

Here ya go

AnEmortalKid 🦝 (@AnEmortalKid)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 23:42 +0000

https://twitter.com/caraesten/status/1551576176547704838

Someone should take the Simpsons meme and replace "valid criticism" with "no sex" and add "offering to suck him off" to "weird nerds". I'd do it myself, but I am very lazy.

Butter Goblin Mode (@mumbly_joe)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 22:30 +0000

is it "coming home" as they say?!?

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https://twitter.com/England/status/1552029412111048704

OUR @LIONESSES HAVE DONE IT! WE ARE #WEURO2022 FINALISTS 👏

England (@England)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 20:49 +0000

eli schutze (@elibelly)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 20:52 +0000

elon musk tweeting about how he can't get laid and then deleting it when a bunch of bros offer to suck him off is a perfect start to the week, thank you twitter

Cara (@caraesten)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 14:32 +0000

WEMBLEY AWAITS 🤩 WE'LL SEE YOU ON SUNDAY FOR THE #WEURO2022 FINAL!

Lionesses (@Lionesses)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 20:50 +0000

worst shiny is trending and yall really forgot that garchomps shiny basically doesnt exist

rose 🎉 graha zine preorders open!!!! (@twistingmyleg)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 16:03 +0000

I’m seeing a couple of my PokéTwt peeps talkin’ about it, and I gotta say the worst shiny pokemon are easily the ones that look EXACTLY like the original.

Solomon ☽☾ Backup Acc Era (@CHERUBKlN)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 17:18 +0000

Hot take apparently: Burger Kings got better burgers than Mc Donalds. Yall the flame broil makes any Burger King patty 1000% tastier than the bland, lifeless patties at McDonald's.

Solis The Awoooooof! (@solisthewolf)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 16:58 +0000

Burger King is better than McDonald’s!!

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who tf is keeping burger king in business???

brian (@10inchbrian)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 21:04 +0000

kee 🇩🇲🇩🇲 (@kiya_starr)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 16:58 +0000

https://twitter.com/IndieWire/status/1550601582768623617

Can't we? We ignore the sexual violence of modern times constantly.

Cassandra Pronouns (@Indiecornwall)Sun, 24 Jul 2022 15:13 +0000

https://twitter.com/zwiebelbaguette/status/1551872804496211969

Not to mention that nobody ever gave a damn about historical accuracy when history movies and costume drama had an all white cast, although non white people were living in Europe at least since the Roman Empire.

Müdes Zwiebelbaguette (@zwiebelbaguette)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 10:12 +0000

https://twitter.com/IndieWire/status/1550601582768623617

mad max fury road depicted at least six victims of sexual violence without having a single rape scene.

YUZURU WE LOVE YOU (@skyrissian)Sun, 24 Jul 2022 11:36 +0000

lot of men really just very badly want to graphically depict sexual violence against women in their made-up fantasy worlds for some reason!!!

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"You can’t ignore the violence that was perpetrated on women by men in that time," #HouseoftheDragon co-showrunner Miguel Sapochnik said. "It shouldn’t be downplayed and it shouldn’t be glorified." bit.ly/3omXmG2

IndieWire (@IndieWire)Fri, 22 Jul 2022 22:00 +0000

Rebekah Valentine (@duckvalentine)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 17:27 +0000

Could it be any more obvious? 🎶

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"This summer from New Line Cinema..."

Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly (@RTodKelly)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 20:57 +0000

Lontra longicaudis (@AsnoDeBuridan)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 17:20 +0000

Here's a thread of AMAZING Blockchain ideas that I just pulled out of my arse. I *guarantee* that every single one of these will be proposed by someone who takes this VERY seriously indeed. Buckle up etc etc etc etc 🧵

Terence Eden (@edent)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 16:06 +0000

if you buy a donut and get a receipt, and the donut itself gets stolen and eaten, you still have the same asset because the receipt still exists, nothing has changed

transgender marx (@JUNlPER)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 20:55 +0000

When you feel bad about failing a technical interview, remember that the person interviewing you probably can't pass it either.

Randall (@RandallKanna)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 19:00 +0000

i wish i was justa little floating head. no dysphoria just bobbing up and down in my little jar like a pickle

jae & bimbly 🌺 (@jaerockets)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 07:51 +0000

egirls are so powerful. in a world upheld by the balance between mean, likeable and hot they really said I’ll take all 3 thanks

Ada Powers is hirable (@mspowahs)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 08:34 +0000

You're halfway to Mars. God-Emperor Musk remotely logs into your ship. The computer blithely chirps "To access this spacecraft's full oxygen capacity, please deposit 5 ElonCoin." You check the exchange rate. That's nearly 3 litres of blood! Sighing, you grab the needle again.

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https://twitter.com/wk057/status/1551713025815707648

Later on, while the car is parked in his driveway, Tesla calls him to tell him that they found and fixed a configuration mistake with his car. They remotely software locked the car to be a 60 again, despite having been a 90 for years. He now has ~80 miles less range. (3/*)

Jason Hughes (@wk057)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 23:36 +0000

Terence Eden (@edent)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 06:40 +0000

Let’s be honest. When you read this post’s title, you thought it was obvious. Yet, most people don’t follow this simple piece of advice. You know that too, a...

Kubernetes allows us to restrict the resources that the containers can use. But key challenges remain in running Java apps efficiently on Kubernetes.

Highly appreciate and recommend starting messages with “not urgent”. Especially when they are out or outside working hours.

Kyle Welch (@kylewelch)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 15:19 +0000

https://twitter.com/kylewelch/status/1551588032020889601

Hi :D

Piece of Cake 💫 (@kefimochi)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 15:22 +0000

[being murdered by a woman] me: actually you're holding the knife wro-

john (@mrjohndarby)Wed, 20 Jul 2022 23:53 +0000

Just months ago, systematically deporting people to a country they have no connection to was a far-right fantasy. Now both candidates for PM are promising to not only keep the Rwanda policy, but expand it. This racist scheme is being normalised - we must fight to scrap it.

Nadia Whittome MP (@NadiaWhittomeMP)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 10:25 +0000

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1551526745920212992

I could fix it, but it shouldn't be needed for auth which is a simple form -> post to backend. If blocking things for privacy purposes breaks their site, then they're doing bad things for consumer data and I want no part of them for our renewal.

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 11:18 +0000

https://twitter.com/PaulDJohnston/status/1551509460958453760

What I mean by this: "Stop doing pointless work and making extra work for your future self, and only do work that actually has relevance to what you're being paid to do"

Paul Johnston - trying to be civil (as a service) (@PaulDJohnston)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 10:37 +0000

One week until I kool-aid man back into Monzo! I’m so excited 🥳

Sophie Koonin (@type__error)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 10:37 +0000

So @tescobankhelp were helpful in getting stuff reset on my account. But it turns out my password wasn't wrong. Their login doesn't work in Firefox. Works in Chrome though. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 10:48 +0000

And that seven-year-old’s name was John Connor.

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Chess robot grabs and breaks finger of seven-year-old opponent theguardian.com/sport/2022/jul…

The Guardian (@guardian)Sun, 24 Jul 2022 12:39 +0000

Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 10:59 +0000

https://twitter.com/kyleshevlin/status/1551394852918546432

I ask, because frankly, I don’t know if anyone has ever done that to me, which suggests either it’s weird on my part, no one ever thinks of me, or both. Lol. 😅

Kyle Shevlin (@kyleshevlin)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 02:32 +0000

Maybe this is a me thing, but when someone I ain’t talked to in a minute randomly pops in my head, I like to send a quick message to them. Let them know I thought of them, hope they’re well, etc. Does anyone else do this? Is this weird?

Kyle Shevlin (@kyleshevlin)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 02:32 +0000

How to stop your Magefile execution on the first error that occurs

PLEONASM is the term for redundant expressions - like "ATM machine", "hot water heater", or "free gift".

Quite Interesting (@qikipedia)Sat, 23 Jul 2022 21:00 +0000

noah fence to George Lucas but this surgeon droid looks like shit, I wouldn't let that 1920's microphone looking clunker near my organs

doctor spaceman (@lolennui)Sun, 06 Dec 2020 04:31 GMT

https://twitter.com/PEScorpiio/status/1551301879623196672

Yeah that’s one of the most special days for a new medical student. You don’t need an anti-science, anti-medicine speaker being a part of it. UM was within their rights to invite her. Students were within their rights to walk out.

Brian Taylor (@BTMDthinks)Sun, 24 Jul 2022 23:50 +0000

https://twitter.com/PEScorpiio/status/1551301879623196672

It’s so strange/funny/sad/a sign of the times to see all these (probable) adults on here dragging these young people for excercising their right to protest. Yes, you can walk out in protest. It’s okay!

Ms J No (@Ms_J_No)Sun, 24 Jul 2022 22:55 +0000

https://twitter.com/sdunn422/status/1551376015309561856

“Not picking a side” Proceeds to pick a side and demonize people on the opposing side. If thats version of logic I’m truly sad for you

Bare (@Bare68540881)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 06:15 +0000

https://twitter.com/AnneRN2020/status/1551411993604661248

Same with donating blood. If you stab someone you can't be compelled to donate blood to them, even if it would save their life. Even after you die your blood/organs can't be harvested even though you don't need them anymore.

Kat (@valliant)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 06:10 +0000

https://twitter.com/JayTheXpeart/status/1551400250488791040

Hi! Woman who can’t have a baby here—my inability to conceive is NOT the burden for another woman to carry. To force someone to remain pregnant just because I cannot is ludicrous—don’t use us as your reasoning.

Holly_the_OT (@hhaberernOT)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 03:36 +0000

https://twitter.com/JayTheXpeart/status/1551400250488791040

Shame you have two working kidneys and no one has forced you to give one up for those dying on the transplant list. It’s called body autonomy.

Just a nurse trying to recover. (@AnneRN2020)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 03:40 +0000

https://twitter.com/ZoltanCatherine/status/1551385224797474817

Because they are led by science not political opinion. Abortion in healthcare/science is seen as a part of women’s reproductive health not a poltical opinion

Dr. Bronwyn (@docfemme83)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 03:21 +0000