Kind likes

this is honestly the coolest thing I've learned in a long time. As a former Cracked employee it's nice to see Facebook's profits get nuked because some other company flipped a switch

Post details

it's fucking hilarious to me that a seemingly innocuous iOS update - allowing users to do a single-click opt in or out of data collection/tracking/analysis by apps - single-handedly torpedoed $10 billion and counting in Facebook's ad revenue

fatiguefluencer (@naxuu)Wed, 27 Jul 2022 17:52 +0000

Robert Evans (The Only Robert Evans) (@IwriteOK)Thu, 28 Jul 2022 08:17 +0000

https://twitter.com/KeatonPatti/status/1552105434273570816

Okay but can we talk about how that thumbnail looks like someones motorboating her ass?

Ritz Scythe (@RitzScythe)Wed, 27 Jul 2022 01:36 +0000

Loving this Kate Bush interview.

Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti)Wed, 27 Jul 2022 01:35 +0000

Got our wedding pics back today 🥺❤️ 📸 @alisonyinphoto

Emily Kager (@EmilyKager)Wed, 27 Jul 2022 23:38 +0000

Doctor Who and Carry On actor Bernard Cribbins dies aged 93 💔 [THREAD] 🧵⤵️ bit.ly/3oBpHso

My London (@myldn)Thu, 28 Jul 2022 09:15 +0000

"they'll identify your bones as male" I do not care girls on twitter call me pretty

nora ✿ 🐸 (@noradreamr)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 11:18 +0000

vim is a scam by Big Keyboard to sell more Esc keys

est (@emilyst)Wed, 27 Jul 2022 07:09 +0000

It's your father's sausage. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or as random as a blaster, but an elegant weapon for a more civilized age.

Tom Taylor (@TomTaylorMade)Thu, 28 Jul 2022 03:56 +0000

Does anyone have a solid alternative to "Hope you're doing well" at the start of an email? It feels almost hilarious to use at this point, like saying it to someone you pass in a burning building.

Rebecca Makkai (@rebeccamakkai)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 13:47 +0000

I decided not to attend a family member's small wedding over the weekend, a really difficult decision based in part on the complete lack of Covid precautions. Now several attendees are reporting symptoms and positive tests. I hate that this is where we are.

Melody Schreiber (@m_scribe)Wed, 27 Jul 2022 17:19 +0000

In the 2020s twin coronavirus and monkeypox pandemics, humans in Western countries decided that the best course of action was to focus on fighting the fear of the viruses instead of fighting the spread of the viruses (which they thought was way too hard and like, bad vibes).

Dr. Lisa Iannattone (@lisa_iannattone)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 12:28 +0000

https://twitter.com/Lichlings/status/1552523732316524545

just tryna calculate my e-body count 😎

🦇 𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘 | 50% OF SALE🖤 (@Lichlings)Thu, 28 Jul 2022 05:18 +0000

Sisyphus was the first guy to be running up that hill and making a deal with god.

katie (@skatie420)Wed, 27 Jul 2022 21:24 +0000

“No one wants to work” is wild. No one has ever wanted to work. It’s literally the worst punishment God can think up for Adam.

Tobias Wilson-Bates (@PhDhurtBrain)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 20:10 +0000

https://twitter.com/shibanarwhal/status/1552509375738253312

3. He wasn’t even real just laugh at the joke

Finn (@hyenawithgun)Thu, 28 Jul 2022 06:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1552536455762919424

😭😭😭

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Thu, 28 Jul 2022 06:08 +0000

https://twitter.com/bjbjonez/status/1552072392943493122

he never blinks… what is going on at madame tussaud’s

Bʀᴀɴᴅᴏɴ (@bjbjonez)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 23:25 +0000

https://twitter.com/bjbjonez/status/1552072769998934023

ratio’d the president 😭😭

Bʀᴀɴᴅᴏɴ (@bjbjonez)Thu, 28 Jul 2022 00:02 +0000

"Everyone gets covid eventually" didn't work on some of us, so they're switching to "you've had covid already actually"

Eve Forster ❄️👩🏼‍🔬🧠 (@EveForster)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 12:44 +0000

We don't talk enough about how Christian Bale signed up to make THOR: LOVE AND THUNDER supposedly for his kids, and then proceeded to play a character who kidnaps and tortures children

Noah Gittell (@noahgittell)Wed, 27 Jul 2022 13:04 +0000

I will say that usually, if I'm avoiding a coworker, it's not usually because of conflicting "political" views. It's usually because I'm queer and trans and disabled and a woman, and they think I shouldn't have human rights.

Post details

Workers are avoiding their colleagues because of conflicting political views—and employers are afraid to choose sides, HR expert says flip.it/zZlRxa

Kim Vu (she/her) (@kimmilyn)Wed, 27 Jul 2022 18:14 +0000

grem (@jessica_schalz)Wed, 27 Jul 2022 18:19 +0000

Explore Emoji Kitchen combinations

I didn't recognise some jQuery in the last HTTP203. Someone said that made them feel old and another lad replied that 'she's old enough, just hasn't seen many web apps it seems' Adding 'Old and hasn't seen many web apps' to my bio.

Cassie Evans (@cassiecodes)Wed, 27 Jul 2022 12:17 +0000

the only way conservatives would ever put an end to global warming is if you told them it had pronouns

𝐒𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐚🔪 (@tinywienerbabe)Wed, 27 Jul 2022 07:49 +0000

https://twitter.com/tinywienerbabe/status/1552013363521077248

John 4:26 biblegateway.com/passage/?searc… Then Jesus declared, “I, the one speaking to you—I am he.”

Kevin Marks (@kevinmarks)Wed, 27 Jul 2022 07:49 +0000

Wrote, “will you marry me?” in the sand. Hope it fucks up a couples holiday.

Bonnie Tangey (@BonnieTangey)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 04:25 +0000

https://twitter.com/mjg59/status/1552201962015186944

(Whereas on HN they're very rudely being extremely wrong at each other)

Matthew Garrett (@mjg59)Wed, 27 Jul 2022 07:59 +0000

Did you know that the arcade in Mr. Robot operates normally in the summer? I hunted it down a few years ago haha

corgi (@corg_e)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 14:39 +0000

Put it in the history books that OnlyFans is doing more for young people’s student debt than the president.

Alexandra M. Hunt (@hunt4change)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 17:11 +0000

Great points by @type__error at Fullstack eXchange #FullStackX

Keren K (@KerenKenzi)Wed, 27 Jul 2022 10:44 +0000

Pyrrhica posts cats (@memesiwish)Wed, 27 Jul 2022 08:17 +0000

little miss (@littlem1ssss)Wed, 27 Jul 2022 04:08 +0000

i learned this at 3pm and haven’t moved

slate (@PleaseBeGneiss)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 02:09 +0000

I think about this every day

Post details

i learned this at 3pm and haven’t moved

slate (@PleaseBeGneiss)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 02:09 +0000

jen 🌬️ (@silvergelpen)Wed, 27 Jul 2022 04:15 +0000

Seems odd to debate sexism with no women on the show lol 🥲 That's like four white dudes debating racism 🙄

Post details

In the most expected but unexpected collab, xQc, Andrew Tate, Los Pollos, and Adin Ross debating sexism live on Twitch currently

Dexerto (@Dexerto)Thu, 14 Jul 2022 10:02 +0000

Pokket 🌈 (@Pokket)Thu, 14 Jul 2022 16:56 +0000

Well, this hits uncomfortably close to home. Women rarely get the chance to "fail up" but men get that opportunity all the damn time.

Post details

By @jenzerb "I Left My Career in X Because of the Shitty Men in Charge and They Are Still In Charge and Still Fucking Up" "I left because I blew the whistle on my boss for doing something unethical..." Can be the headline of many of our stories. jenzerb.medium.com/i-left-my-care…

Timnit Gebru (@timnitGebru)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 23:30 +0000

julia ferraioli (@juliaferraioli)Wed, 27 Jul 2022 00:25 +0000

It will never not be funny to me when transphobes do this.

Post details

https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1552151532480651265

🤣🤣🤣

Josh Marshall (@joshtpm)Wed, 27 Jul 2022 04:40 +0000

Mx. D. E. Anderson (@diannaeanderson)Wed, 27 Jul 2022 04:57 +0000

https://twitter.com/lavern_spicer/status/1552073142532804608

Vestigial Organist (@18DChess)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 23:33 +0000

https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1552151532480651265

🤣🤣🤣

Josh Marshall (@joshtpm)Wed, 27 Jul 2022 04:40 +0000

https://twitter.com/lavern_spicer/status/1552073142532804608

you used pronouns like 7 times in this tweet alone

Leonardo Puglisi (@Leo_Puglisi6)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 23:40 +0000

Keynote day! Have already accidentally injured myself in two different ways and it’s only 7am so things can only get better from here, right? See you at @FullStackCon!

Sophie Koonin (@type__error)Wed, 27 Jul 2022 05:58 +0000

https://twitter.com/type__error/status/1552171638942203904

break a leg! 😉

Hidde (@hdv)Wed, 27 Jul 2022 06:20 +0000

https://twitter.com/bastianallgeier/status/1551950228621778950

Voted "it already does" as in "I'm f*in afraid of my kids' future".

dickelippe @ home (@dickelippe)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 15:30 +0000

How many times are we all watching this tonight? 🤯

Lionesses (@Lionesses)Tue, 26 Jul 2022 20:58 +0000

https://twitter.com/Rufusfeet/status/1551407063099736064

Is it a cult when random dudes in your replies offer to blow you even though the idea disgusts them? Asking for someone who is cult leader curious.

THEE Travis DeCoster (@MyStupidTown)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 10:24 +0000

https://twitter.com/trash_ebooks/status/1551399403948281858

I love that the guy assumes a multi-billionaire would jump at the opportunity to get a blowjob by some random married dude that follows him on Twitter

Willie (@Willthetooth)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 08:14 +0000

https://twitter.com/trash_ebooks/status/1551399403948281858

This is not what was meant when we say “eat the rich”

Vladimir Hammercock the real iron chief (@VHammercock)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 13:15 +0000

https://twitter.com/trash_ebooks/status/1551399403948281858

this is a next level reply guy

EL BARTO ANTI-WORK (@ElBartoArmy)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 02:53 +0000

https://twitter.com/stickyflowr/status/1551612703080316929

out.com/popnography/20…

ianthe’s inferno 🏴𖤐🇧🇿 (@ianthembd)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 17:12 +0000

https://twitter.com/ElBartoArmy/status/1551400240154116097

haven't had sex in ages 👀 (sigh) 👀👀👀

Bobson Dugnutt (@OfficialDugnutt)Mon, 25 Jul 2022 04:12 +0000