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In case you’re curious: total knee replacement has a 30% regret rate. Cisgender breast augmentation? 30% regret rate. Affirming surgeries have about a 1-2% regret rate.

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I had top surgery 13 years ago. There is not a day that goes by that I don’t think about how it was the best thing I have ever done for my survival. I also had orthopedic knee surgery at 14 and often regret it. But no NYTs pieces about orthopedic regret I see.

Chase Strangio (@chasestrangio)Mon, 26 Sep 2022 12:04 +0000

Rook Bartz, superhero 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 (@thattraumanurse)Mon, 26 Sep 2022 16:59 +0000

Hard keeping my mouth sewn shut about this one. ⚔️

Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds)Tue, 27 Sep 2022 20:55 +0000

A fast domain and typosquatting discovery tool

Peak adulting is running out of your house because you hear the truck approaching, and still manage to get your garbage bins to the curb in time.

Lock Down Your Life - I Hunt Stalkers (@lockdownurlife)Tue, 27 Sep 2022 11:54 +0000

https://twitter.com/ThePrimalDino/status/1574568591512330241

More fun fact: they’d be nothing without NASA and massive 🇺🇸 taxpayer subsidies Sad fact: SpaceX would’ve been better if nationalized instead of the vanity project of Elon “bachelor of arts in engineering” Musk

Evon (@knowmiun)Tue, 27 Sep 2022 01:29 +0000

Why is Disney remaking its old cartoons as live-action movies when it could be remaking them as Muppet movies?

David H. Montgomery (@dhmontgomery)Mon, 26 Sep 2022 18:48 +0000

Lol Musk is upset because NASA just pulled off hitting an asteroid, while all his products ever hit are pedestrians. twitter.com/spacex/status/…

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https://twitter.com/NASA/status/1574539270987173903

Congratulations on successfully crashing a spacecraft into an asteroid!

SpaceX (@SpaceX)Mon, 26 Sep 2022 23:30 +0000

Read Class Struggle Unionism by Joe Burns (@JoshuaPotash)Mon, 26 Sep 2022 23:56 +0000

https://twitter.com/SpaceX/status/1574541890120081409

did you guys think you had the monopoly on crashing spacecraft

bedroom wall has framed poster of cool car (@fart)Mon, 26 Sep 2022 23:55 +0000

Word of the day is ‘mulligrubs’ (16th century): a state of despondency or sense of doom.

Susie Dent (@susie_dent)Tue, 27 Sep 2022 08:59 +0000

A Nintendo Switch case will hold two Costco Belgian waffles and 4 Justin's Peanut Butter pouches. Follow me for more travel tips.

Jeff Ferris (@trackzero)Sun, 18 Sep 2022 22:12 +0000

“We’re like a startup inside a big company” Translation: We’ve the limited resources of a startup combined with the bureaucracy of a large company.

Eren Bali (@erenbali)Mon, 19 Sep 2022 15:19 +0000

Would be an incredible achievement to be elected leader of your party, become Prime Minister, kill the queen, tank the pound and get fired all within one menstrual cycle. Unreal girlbossing. twitter.com/scotnational/s…

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BREAKING: Letters of no confidence in Liz Truss are already coming in, according to reports

The National (@ScotNational)Mon, 26 Sep 2022 10:14 +0000

Sister Birkin (@judeinlondon2)Mon, 26 Sep 2022 11:19 +0000

https://twitter.com/ElleArmageddon/status/1574622024311267329

btw I use arch

kat (@zkat__)Tue, 27 Sep 2022 06:12 +0000

Slowly but surely learning the difference between a database and an AWS serverless cluster v2. The former holds data, while the latter mainly serves to impress people at tech gatherings. I'm kidding of course. Whoever heard of a tech gathering?!

brian wisti (@brianwisti)Tue, 27 Sep 2022 06:25 +0000

This is Frankly. He overheard someone start talking about crypto. Would like to be airlifted out of this conversation immediately. 13/10

WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates)Mon, 26 Sep 2022 16:11 +0000

Why does “calling in sick” feel like a crime? 😭😭

chan🍒 (@chanfrfr)Sun, 25 Sep 2022 02:22 +0000

You're conditioned since k12 to have perfect attendance that's why.

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Why does “calling in sick” feel like a crime? 😭😭

chan🍒 (@chanfrfr)Sun, 25 Sep 2022 02:22 +0000

diamond | ig @pulchraiaspis (@pulchraiaspis)Sun, 25 Sep 2022 12:36 +0000

The real battle in life is not letting chronic depression turn you into a loser

☆.｡.:*-𝘨𝘸𝘦𝘯-𝘬𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘫𝘢𝘩 (@gwenisonline)Mon, 26 Sep 2022 04:19 +0000

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 Hillary Clinton responds to Giorgia Meloni’s election victory in Italy.

Politics For You (@PoliticoForYou)Mon, 26 Sep 2022 20:57 +0000

chronic depression 🤝 SAD

maxine (@theyfemme)Mon, 26 Sep 2022 20:53 +0000

RT @JazuhiraMiller UK PM Speedrun (any% no glitches) twitter.com/scotnational/s…

Carol ☔️ (@CarolSaysThings)Mon, 26 Sep 2022 19:19 +0000

dilly (@arbysmozzstick)Thu, 22 Sep 2022 00:06 +0000

https://twitter.com/elibelly/status/1574390743657054210

Honestly, it plays into my theory that Tories do bad things because they get off on the prospect of being punished.

Heydon 🇺🇦 (@heydonworks)Mon, 26 Sep 2022 13:34 +0000

https://twitter.com/elibelly/status/1574385225995788293

lmao she's just speed running it at this point

Andy Bell (@hankchizljaw)Mon, 26 Sep 2022 13:28 +0000

can you imagine starting a new job, killing the queen, being outed as a sub and tanking the currency all within 2 and a half weeks

eli schutze (@elibelly)Mon, 26 Sep 2022 13:07 +0000

Find the right parts at the best price for your next keyboard! Keeblabs tracks over 500 products to find you the best deal wherever you are in the world.

Today was my first day as a web engineer @ monzo!! #newmonzonaut 🚀👩‍💻 linkedin.com/posts/elletown…

Elle (@_elletownsend)Mon, 26 Sep 2022 12:20 +0000

Go version 1.13 includes new functions to work with errors. These functions are expired by popular github.com/pkg/errors package. Let’s see if new wrapper can replace existing library.

https://twitter.com/jimbisong/status/1574002396740599812

But then it'd be a happy birthday for anal

Lug (@LugTheClown)Sun, 25 Sep 2022 12:04 +0000

Happy birthday, JANA 🥳

Bid (@whatsupMr_BID)Sat, 24 Sep 2022 13:00 +0000

https://twitter.com/mvriel/status/1574297383533518848

I also like "blogumentation" which I've seen folks like @lornajane and @JamieTanna do a lot, great for just exploring things you're learning / doing.

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Mon, 26 Sep 2022 08:04 +0000

My hobby: adding gift messages to my own purchases that feature pro-union messages.

Corey Quinn (@QuinnyPig)Sun, 25 Sep 2022 22:06 +0000

https://twitter.com/qDot/status/1574249132931264512

The sudden mental image of just you, doing exactly what you do already, but with an evil mustache. And an evil mustache on every single toy or device you are showing off.

Cellivar Kangaroorat (@cellivar)Mon, 26 Sep 2022 06:30 +0000

Buttplugs

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what's your evil job? like if you were Evil You, what unethical job would you excel at?

Jenny, but a Camilla Hect Stan Account (@readingtheend)Wed, 28 Apr 2021 20:01 +0000

qdot (@qDot)Mon, 26 Sep 2022 04:06 +0000

https://twitter.com/mipsytipsy/status/1574251282029637634

Every day at Honeycomb is passing the engineering Bechdel test.

Liz Fong-Jones (方禮真) (@lizthegrey)Mon, 26 Sep 2022 04:36 +0000

Holy fuck I love being trans what a cool and unique life experience and how awesome that I could go through such a massive physical and mental transformation. Technology is amazing. And honestly what a privilege to be part of a community full of so many awesome folks 💚

kat (@zkat__)Mon, 26 Sep 2022 04:46 +0000

the shit people will say about women speakers that they would never say about men continues to blow my mind

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last Thurs I recorded @o11ycast with @lizthegrey, @jessitron & @krisnova, then a panel with @nora_js & Erin McKeown. got me thinking @ when I rec'd this feedback: "it's too hard to keep track of who's talking when there's more than one woman's voice per episode" 🤯🤷‍♀️🤯 poor guy

Charity Majors (@mipsytipsy)Mon, 26 Sep 2022 04:15 +0000

Molly White (@molly0xFFF)Mon, 26 Sep 2022 04:45 +0000

https://twitter.com/mipsytipsy/status/1574251282029637634

i like to reply to those types of comments “wow! sounds like you need a trip to the doctor… i wouldn’t delay, that sounds like a serious problem with your hearing or maybe your brain”

Amy Hoy (@amyhoy)Mon, 26 Sep 2022 04:46 +0000

last Thurs I recorded @o11ycast with @lizthegrey, @jessitron & @krisnova, then a panel with @nora_js & Erin McKeown. got me thinking @ when I rec'd this feedback: "it's too hard to keep track of who's talking when there's more than one woman's voice per episode" 🤯🤷‍♀️🤯 poor guy

Charity Majors (@mipsytipsy)Mon, 26 Sep 2022 04:15 +0000

Fantasy is when Black people are told they’re historically inaccurate, sci-fi is when Black people are told “it’s woke garbage” they exist

✨Strix U's Sailor Scout Austin✨ (@sailorsctaustin)Sat, 24 Sep 2022 12:58 +0000

this is the most interesting thing I’ve read today

Jim Pickard (@PickardJE)Sat, 24 Sep 2022 13:57 +0000

What the heck? This is why I drink tomato juice on planes and nowhere else?

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this is the most interesting thing I’ve read today

Jim Pickard (@PickardJE)Sat, 24 Sep 2022 13:57 +0000

Stuart Langridge (@sil)Mon, 26 Sep 2022 05:21 +0000

Feels so good..🐈🐾🦔😍😅

𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever)Sun, 25 Sep 2022 17:10 +0000

The CEO of Pfizer has caught COVID twice in two months despite being quadruple vaxxed. The pandemic is over in the sense that we’ve decided to live with it instead of making any structural changes, the same way we live with gun violence and homelessness.

Dare Obasanjo (@Carnage4Life)Sun, 25 Sep 2022 09:01 +0000

https://twitter.com/misprintedtype/status/1574085750093758465

40! 🎉🥳🎂

sudo rm -rf fascism (@misprintedtype)Mon, 26 Sep 2022 06:11 +0000

Tomorrow, an incredibly rare, once-in-a-lifetime astronomical event is happening! Jupiter will be its closest to Earth since 1963! Along with opposition, it’ll be SO bright, you’ll be able to see its bands and some moons just with binoculars! This won’t happen again until 2129!

Jasmine 🌌🔭 (@astro_jaz)Sun, 25 Sep 2022 23:58 +0000

Okay, I am not an economist, but the fact that the unemployment rate in the UK fell to 3.6% in 2022, the lowest since 1974; and yet the use of food banks has soared from 6k to 2 million in 10 years, makes me think that the issue might not be 'lazy people scamming benefits'.

Cllr Emma Edwards (@bristol_pip)Sat, 24 Sep 2022 18:15 +0000

Greetings Earthlings! :) This week I’d like to talk about Netflix’s latest drama film ‘I Used To Be Famous’ and an autistic character that appears in the film. So what is th…

a heartfelt apology to anyone i catfished via funny tiktoks or that singular tech blog post i wrote like 3 years ago twitter.com/risenrabbit/st…

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i followed you because of a funny post some time ago, but its been exciting to learn about your bleak personal life and extreme political views

Experienced Website User (@RisenRabbit)Fri, 23 Sep 2022 23:46 +0000

Carol ☔️ (@CarolSaysThings)Sun, 25 Sep 2022 15:14 +0000

Compersion: vicarious joy associated with seeing one's partner have a joyful romantic or sexual relation with another. Antonym: jealousy #CarolLearnsAWord

Carol ☔️ (@CarolSaysThings)Sun, 25 Sep 2022 10:15 +0000