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ive been informed that this is not what they meant by body count

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https://twitter.com/maisieccino/status/1576652842437607424

lol i’m a software engineer, not james bond. instead of a licence to kill i have a license to intellij ultimate edition

maisie 💖 v-10 days (@maisieccino)Sun, 02 Oct 2022 19:29 +0000

maisie 💖 v-10 days (@maisieccino)Sun, 02 Oct 2022 19:59 +0000

No word for this but sexism. Woman bluffs at poker, wins. Loser gets furious. Internet accuses her of cheating when there is zero proof. Casino forced to investigate. He demands she gives money back. All to salve the ego of weak, small men. You lost bro. #pokerdrama

twitter.com/hclpokershow/s…

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THIS JUST HAPPENED... @RobbiJadeLew vs @GmanPoker in one of the strangest poker hands you've ever seen Tune in now for SUPER HIGH STAKES $100/200/400: youtu.be/pR_PWVGUMVQ

Hustler Casino Live (@HCLPokerShow)Fri, 30 Sep 2022 02:05 +0000

Brianna Wu (@BriannaWu)Sun, 02 Oct 2022 19:16 +0000

RT @cvittv IT’S OCTOBER BITCHES

Carol ⭐️ (@CarolSaysThings)Sun, 02 Oct 2022 15:38 +0000

ADHD makes us impatient, which makes emotional regulation harder. We don't just want to deal with our emotions, we want it to be dealt with NOW. And time shortsightedness means sadness seems to go on forever. We can't remember not feeling bad and so struggle to see past it.

Danny (@ABCsofADHD)Sun, 02 Oct 2022 12:12 +0000

Me: Hold on ima get you a towel Her:

𝒮𝒾𝓈𝓆ℴ 𝒵ℯ𝓀ℯ🌹 (@sisqozeke)Sat, 20 Aug 2022 00:25 +0000

him: dont move ima get the towel me:

t (@thatbitchht)Fri, 30 Sep 2022 18:32 +0000

https://twitter.com/AdamBienkov/status/1576490556100055040

The amount of lag in this PM game is unbelievable. Basically unplayable.

TPOSLA (@TPOSLA1)Sun, 02 Oct 2022 08:45 +0000

there’s nothing more humiliating than having to repeat yourself to your alexa

Stanzi ❤️‍🔥 (@stanzipotenza)Sun, 02 Oct 2022 16:33 +0000

https://twitter.com/stanzipotenza/status/1576611234182754304

ALEXA, HALLWAY LIGHTS ON

Stanzi ❤️‍🔥 (@stanzipotenza)Sun, 02 Oct 2022 16:33 +0000

"Minute rice" is redundant. All rice is minute. That's why so many can fit in a bowl.

Dan E(vil) (@Brohamulet)Fri, 23 Sep 2022 22:15 +0000

The ADHD Strengths Iceberg. #ADHDAwarenessMonth

ADHD Jesse (@adhdjesse)Sat, 01 Oct 2022 23:45 +0000

annoying that rest actually works. VERY ANNOYING.

Brandon (@blgtylr)Fri, 30 Sep 2022 21:03 +0000

https://twitter.com/katie_fenn/status/1576530388322635776

Love that like the true "feminist" that she is, she basically states that caregiving is a womans responsibility

Luke Boo-naccorsi 👻🎃🏳️‍🌈 (@CodeFoodPixels)Sun, 02 Oct 2022 15:03 +0000

https://twitter.com/theSnyderKnight/status/1576178441635827713

Uh… the CG in JL is “godlike?” Clearly you have low standards

dirtypoolfilms (@dirtypoolfilms)Sat, 01 Oct 2022 13:33 +0000

maintaining a popular open source library is a cool and fun thing to do, they said…

𓃭𓇋𓊃𓄿𓁐 (@mycoliza)Sun, 02 Oct 2022 01:15 +0000

Convinced that the inside of Truss’s head contains nothing but the Windows loading circle of death

Gwdihŵŵŵ 👻🎃🦉 (@youwouldknow)Sun, 02 Oct 2022 09:35 +0000

British government policy in 2022:

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Conservative chair Jake Berry: People know when they get their bills, they can either cut their consumption or get higher salaries or higher wages and go out there and get that new job

Lisa O'Carroll (@lisaocarroll)Sun, 02 Oct 2022 07:50 +0000

Gareth Jones (@Gaz_Fabio)Sun, 02 Oct 2022 09:29 +0000

Lol, so the database which proclaimed the death of SQL for 10 years now implements SQL. In the standard of 92. That will SO go into a talk of mine...

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This months (well last months really) @dbtrends column: MongoDB's new NoSQL SQL: dbta.com/Columns/MongoD…

Guy Harrison (@guyharrison)Sat, 01 Oct 2022 07:07 +0000

Samuel Nitsche (@Der_Pesse)Sat, 01 Oct 2022 10:20 +0000

Me, March 2020 to my mom, who is 70: “Mom, I know you’ve never played a console game, but idk, you might like Animal Crossing while we’re locked down” My mom today:

KILL-y Ellis 🔪 (@justkelly_ok)Sun, 02 Oct 2022 11:03 +0000

Got to love that boss energy of a person ending a talk asking if anyone has reflections instead of questions @hannaschlander #testjam22

Wicked Witch of the Test (@witchofthetest)Wed, 28 Sep 2022 14:19 +0000

naming my son root so that he accidentally gets admin permissions to all systems when he starts his first job

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Nathan Fielder I am Single (@dj_big_naturals)Thu, 29 Sep 2022 21:17 +0000

chris (DG appreciator) (@gistofCLE)Fri, 30 Sep 2022 13:10 +0000

Gender Fluid will always be vegan and gluten-free with no added sugar

jessie.js (@jessiedotjs)Sun, 02 Oct 2022 04:44 +0000

Just read aloud 10,000 shitty first draft words to my husband & the first thing he said when I finished: “How do you want to celebrate when that gets published?” I cannot articulate how much it means to have someone who is consistently over confident about your work. ❤️

Kelsey Francis (@ADK_Kelsey)Sat, 01 Oct 2022 14:45 +0000

Lets draw more cat mounted warriors

John Ramsey (@jramseyi)Sat, 01 Oct 2022 14:29 +0000

Get you a woman who

Ⓜ️𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖊𝖑𝖈𝖚𝖗𝖟𝖎 (@michaelcurzi)Sat, 01 Oct 2022 17:45 +0000

lambda-go-api-proxy makes it easy to port APIs written with Go frameworks such as Gin (https://gin-gonic.github.io/gin/ ) to AWS Lambda and Amazon API Gateway. - GitHub - awslabs/aws-lambda-go-api-...

https://twitter.com/ElyKreimendahl/status/1571523813644374020

it could def be all three but pls be advised that untreated adhd often causes anxiety and depression!!!! if ya know ya know 💖😎

ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl)Sun, 18 Sep 2022 15:42 +0000

not anxiety not depression but a secret third thing (ADHD)

ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl)Sun, 18 Sep 2022 15:37 +0000

I find it hilarious that the multi-hour accessibility training at my company didn’t allow for mouse select of text and a as result I couldn’t use voice over. You know, a tool that helps with my ADHD & focusing when there are big chunks of text 💀

blank (@kefimochi)Sat, 01 Oct 2022 15:55 +0000

New manager continues to be surprised that every Sunday I completely erase previous week from memory 😂 No use asking me what I did last week thanks to adhd/depression memory issues :lolsob:

blank (@kefimochi)Sat, 01 Oct 2022 03:48 +0000

ADHD students be like “I have an extension request due at midnight”

Stanzi ❤️‍🔥 (@stanzipotenza)Sat, 24 Sep 2022 21:23 +0000

it's ADHD awareness month✨

Kelly Bastow (@Moosekleenex)Sat, 01 Oct 2022 22:26 +0000

"I can't believe *none* of the things I'm trying are working here" - guy who keeps running a different file than the one he is editing

Ryan Cavanaugh (@SeaRyanC)Sat, 01 Oct 2022 17:59 +0000

https://twitter.com/pearofdoom/status/1576339783281844225

I'm here to speak the truth! My Twitter feed isn't for the faint of heart!! Here is a picture of Taco sleeping under the covers:

Alex Hidalgo (@ahidalgosre)Sat, 01 Oct 2022 22:38 +0000

*refreshing prod, editing config on dev* WHY ISN’T THE INCIDENT RESOLVING

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"I can't believe *none* of the things I'm trying are working here" - guy who keeps running a different file than the one he is editing

Ryan Cavanaugh (@SeaRyanC)Sat, 01 Oct 2022 17:59 +0000

Alex Hidalgo (@ahidalgosre)Sat, 01 Oct 2022 22:25 +0000

https://twitter.com/mattxiv/status/1575861696828440576

the worst thing are always the reaction. if it's blue, all the men (and women) celebrate. if it's pink, maybe some of the women celebrate but it's very... crickets.

Pop Culturist (Lana cult era) (@pop_culturist)Fri, 30 Sep 2022 15:18 +0000

ENOUGH!

matt (@mattxiv)Fri, 30 Sep 2022 14:54 +0000

https://twitter.com/pop_culturist/status/1575867665150709760

Parents who care about the gender of their kids 🚩🚩🚩

Tamaki Suoh Simp (@twink_suoh_simp)Fri, 30 Sep 2022 15:27 +0000

https://twitter.com/mattxiv/status/1575861696828440576

This was here in Brazil. The majority of brazilians was so mad at this couple. Shame!!!!

Michele Brenda (@Brendabrasil20)Fri, 30 Sep 2022 15:00 +0000

https://twitter.com/mattxiv/status/1575861696828440576

the only acceptable 'gender reveal' party is for trans people.

Diamanda Hagan (@Diamandahagan)Fri, 30 Sep 2022 16:32 +0000

https://twitter.com/Monkey2Bubble/status/1576196629236883456

Mutable Mayhem (@Chimerawithatw1)Sat, 01 Oct 2022 13:08 +0000

Our community threw rocks at cops so that these queers could be obnoxious. And thats a good thing. No one gets left behind.

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Obnoxious and insufferable people like this are the root cause of the falling public support of the LGBT community.

𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐠 🏳️‍🌈 (@CasuallyGreg)Fri, 23 Sep 2022 14:45 +0000

norks (@notCursedE)Sat, 01 Oct 2022 09:42 +0000

RT @kvnnrxa why is there so many women w tats. where’s ur self respect? where’s ur dignity? where do u live? are u single? are u free this weekend? do u want to kiss?

Carol ☔️ (@CarolSaysThings)Sat, 01 Oct 2022 20:48 +0000

RT @_patryc_

in 1920 we took children out of the coal mines in 2020, the most popular video game on the market is minecraft. the children yearn for the mines

Carol ☔️ (@CarolSaysThings)Sat, 01 Oct 2022 20:48 +0000

being adult isn’t ALL about staying up late and eating whatever you want. it’s also about paying for those choices

ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl)Sat, 01 Oct 2022 12:51 +0000

soso (@chernayakoshka)Thu, 29 Sep 2022 15:30 +0000

Taco Belle. I made this 7 years ago and am amazed to see it still circulating every so often.

Olivia (@AvantGeekArt)Sat, 01 Oct 2022 18:02 +0000

this is sick. They should be released into a sanctuary.

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Switzerland’s highest court has ordered Lidl to destroy its chocolate bunnies cnn.it/3RlIJis

CNN International (@cnni)Sat, 01 Oct 2022 06:00 +0000

Vinny Thomas (@vinn_ayy)Sat, 01 Oct 2022 06:01 +0000

Hot take: Microservices are increasingly an anti-pattern because the flow of data in the systems being built are rarely understood so the wrong microservices get built too early, making it very hard to modify/change the data model without significant effort and system impact.

Paul Johnston - current focus: moving electrons (@PaulDJohnston)Sat, 01 Oct 2022 19:28 +0000

https://twitter.com/PaulDJohnston/status/1576292925004075009

We have genuinely lost the skill of system design in tech, understanding data flows and access patterns, and abdicated responsibility for most of what we do to "architecture", "frameworks", "cloud services" and hope.

Paul Johnston - current focus: moving electrons (@PaulDJohnston)Sat, 01 Oct 2022 19:46 +0000