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[unfolding a sheet of paper and looking into your eyes] In these wedding vows, the key words "MUST", "MUST NOT", "REQUIRED", "SHALL", "SHALL NOT", "SHOULD", "SHOULD NOT", "RECOMMENDED", "MAY", and "OPTIONAL" are to be interpreted as described in RFC 2119.

Reuven Lazarus (@rlazarus)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 21:03 +0000

My son has lived through four chancellors, three home secretaries, two prime ministers and two monarchs. He's four months old.

Alan McGuinness (@Alan_McGuinness)Wed, 19 Oct 2022 17:07 +0000

What you are seeing here is a pre-roll ad in the video of a promoted tweet. Twitter's adverts have adverts 🤯

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Wed, 19 Oct 2022 21:18 +0000

chaos! in the government

Carol ⭐️ (@CarolSaysThings)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 07:49 +0000

RT @youwouldknow Me getting my clothes caught on a door handle when I’m already in a bad mood

Carol ⭐️ (@CarolSaysThings)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 10:44 +0000

Aspen hoped she could protect others from the man who had abused her as a child. She didn’t realise how slowly the case would move, or how many intrusive questions she would have to answer

“When I was 25, I was excited by the idea of running my own Kubernetes cluster. Now that I’m in my thirties, I want to deploy my software and just have it work.”

Maya Kaczorowski (@MayaKaczorowski)Wed, 19 Oct 2022 01:09 +0000

A massive chunk of ice extending far below the water's surface - known as a ‘Shooter’ - detaches itself from a glacier in Alaska and launches itself over 200ft into the air.

Michael Warburton (@MichaelWarbur17)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 01:22 +0000

my t-shirt saying > The key words "MUST", "MUST NOT", "REQUIRED", "SHALL", "SHALL NOT", "SHOULD", "SHOULD NOT", "RECOMMENDED", "MAY", and "OPTIONAL" on this t-shirt are to be interpreted as described in RFC 2119 is raising a lot of questions fully specified by the shirt

/plæd•fɪnʧ/ is (somewhat) offline 🌙 (@plaidfinch)Wed, 19 Oct 2022 17:58 +0000

Contribute to awslabs/duvet development by creating an account on GitHub.

Duvet is an #OpenSource tool from developers at AWS that extracts RFC 2119 requirements from IETF specifications, then generates a report on each requirement, where it is honored in source code, as well as how that code is tested. Neat! github.com/awslabs/duvet

Matt 'msw' Wilson (@_msw_)Thu, 13 Oct 2022 21:20 +0000

when harry potter said"i solemnly swear to blow up this monsters penis w/ a fire ball" i had to put the book down & bow my head for a moment

wint (@dril)Mon, 10 Oct 2022 03:20 +0000

Billy Ray Cyrus is engaged to a girl who is one year younger than Miley who he allegedly met on the set of Hannah Montana I literally want to puke and die. Also their FaceTune use is so weird what is even going on.

eevee 🕸 (@eeveepacini)Wed, 19 Oct 2022 03:27 +0000

See, I told you there'd be more of these! Man, this glaze is just so good.

Leslie Levings (@LeslieLevings)Wed, 08 Jun 2022 20:40 +0000

https://twitter.com/burgerdrome/status/1582917396649517056

same energy

swinging skulls (@Xythar)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 02:13 +0000

https://twitter.com/burgerdrome/status/1582917396649517056

the nature of silicon valley is that highly paid tech dinguses reinvent things that already exist and are perfectly serviceable. in this case, someone has reinvented the "are we the baddies?" sketch and appears not to have noticed

timb (@burgerdrome)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 02:13 +0000

completely obsessed with this post from Activision Blizzard HR. will be thinking about this all day

timb (@burgerdrome)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 02:11 +0000

The M1 mac battery life though...

Kris Nóva (@krisnova)Wed, 19 Oct 2022 18:59 +0000

I don’t know how bigger accounts handle notifications, I had one tweet go mini viral while I slept and my Twitter app just gave up 🐦

Patricia Aas 🐢🏳️‍🌈 (@pati_gallardo)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 06:04 +0000

Alien vs predator

beetle moses (@beetlemoses)Sat, 15 Oct 2022 15:30 +0000

https://twitter.com/gossipbabies/status/1582634029529985029

People big mad in the comments on here .. you know there’s places to get a pint besides Harrods mate !! Best of luck

cancela lansbury (@gossipbabies)Wed, 19 Oct 2022 23:23 +0000

London is wildly cheap. Every Uber is $8. A pint in $3. Dinner for two w wine and tip included is $40. Cover at the cheesiest gay club is $2.50 and a *pitcher* of Aperol Spritz is $14. This is the Des Moines of Europe

cancela lansbury (@gossipbabies)Wed, 19 Oct 2022 07:25 +0000

https://twitter.com/JEazy0/status/1582925942044864515

Considering the currency conversions nowadays, about the same /s

Steven Shea🇺🇦🎃👻 (@stevenlsjr)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 03:20 +0000

https://twitter.com/gossipbabies/status/1582634029529985029

Girl, I know you want engagement, but this is gaslighting.

👑 KING OF EDGING 👑 (@king_of_edging)Wed, 19 Oct 2022 16:48 +0000

King Charles I: Dissolved Parliament King Charles II: Dissolved Parliament King Charles III: 👀

Shaglom (@Shaglom)Thu, 08 Sep 2022 22:56 +0000

https://twitter.com/gossipbabies/status/1582634029529985029

my man you have stumbled through a temporal anomaly to 2001, why are you tweeting about the price of beer instead of preventing 9/11?

Safer•Haywood (@SaferHaywood)Wed, 19 Oct 2022 23:06 +0000

https://twitter.com/partickrock/status/1582730626083405824

paid almost £8 for a pint in a london brewdog bar vs £4.50 in nottingham, even spoons is more expensive there

sam kaczynski (@samnixoniv)Wed, 19 Oct 2022 16:19 +0000

Oh great, he’s taken the blog where he trashed a major part of our market and made it into a video. With added profanity! “Have a co-founder” they said, “it will reduce stress”. <sigh>

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Complexity is your enemy, avoid it at all costs! If you didn’t read the blog - watch the video! youtu.be/Cbh6dmepyZI

Martin Buhr (@martinbuhr)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 04:50 +0000

James Hirst (@hirstys)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 06:38 +0000

Don't 🔥me ok? 🤣

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Tyk (@tyk_io)Mon, 17 Oct 2022 13:36 +0000

Martin Buhr (@martinbuhr)Mon, 17 Oct 2022 19:17 +0000

Roll up, roll up! Introducing our new series, #HotTyks, where we dive into hot topics with varying levels of spicy takes from some of our passionate Tyklings! 🤯 ⚠️ Warning: ⚠️ Our first post from Tyk CEO, @martinbuhr is xtra spicy! Get ready 🌶🌶🌶 tykio.info/3TiJxWO

Tyk (@tyk_io)Mon, 17 Oct 2022 13:36 +0000

Using @Netlify Edge Functions to show banners based on the HTTP referer request header 👀

⚡️ Salma | whitep4nth3r (@whitep4nth3r)Mon, 17 Oct 2022 11:48 +0000

libopenapi is a fully featured, high performance OpenAPI 3.1, 3.0 and Swagger parser, library, validator and toolkit for golang applications. - pb33f/libopenapi

Generate interfaces from structure methods. Contribute to vburenin/ifacemaker development by creating an account on GitHub.

british people should not be allowed to translate manga, light novels, visual novels, this is a travesty

Ret (@retconhhh)Sun, 16 Oct 2022 02:12 +0000

The ND urge to fully isolate yourself in a forest cabin next to a lake and never talk to a single human again

blank (@kefimochi)Wed, 19 Oct 2022 06:09 +0000

Texas, where they won’t do universal background to stop criminals because it’s too intrusive but will take your kids DNA to ID your kids if there is a school shooting. #votebeto twitter.com/nbcnews/status…

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The state of Texas is sending public school students home with DNA kits designed to help their parents identify their children “in case of an emergency.” nbcnews.to/3TdMet7

NBC News (@NBCNews)Wed, 19 Oct 2022 02:17 +0000

Ruben Gallego (@RubenGallego)Wed, 19 Oct 2022 02:49 +0000

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1582556412059738113

This is obscene. Easier to deal with the aftermath than preventing the horror to begin with? What utter cowards they have running the state of Texas.

Lisa (@Rosatigal)Wed, 19 Oct 2022 02:21 +0000

Reality Show: "We Can Always Tell" A dozen TERFs locked in a house and told one of them is secretly trans. They'll be let out when a majority guesses right. Twist: there is no trans person. There's no show. They're just locked in the house.

jess (@jesstheunstill)Tue, 18 Oct 2022 17:26 +0000

https://twitter.com/hewantswealth/status/1581723783303307264

so to answer your next question on who it benefits its tenants it benefits tenants cause you have to treat them like people and not waling bags of cash to pay off your mortgage

Lord Pelagius (@LordPelagius)Mon, 17 Oct 2022 06:36 +0000

https://twitter.com/hewantswealth/status/1581723783303307264

Oh no, you can’t just force people out, discriminate who you take without reason, spring massive financial changes on them at short notice or arbitrarily restrict their lives. If you wanted to do those things, being demotivated to be a landlord is good actually.

The Socialist Lawyer (@SocialistLwyr)Mon, 17 Oct 2022 06:33 +0000

Currently unavailable in the UAE @awscloud region: The AWS Snowball “Edge.” Coming soon. Or not.

Corey 👻 “Open S3 Bucket”🎃 Quinn (@QuinnyPig)Wed, 19 Oct 2022 06:46 +0000

Sorry doesn't pay people's mortgages

Jess Phillips MP (@jessphillips)Mon, 17 Oct 2022 21:52 +0000

trans pride is awesome but at this point i’m more interested in trans wrath

rylan ☻ (@testosteronejew)Tue, 18 Oct 2022 18:17 +0000

wasting my youth waiting for the brita to fill

myesha thee stallion (@myeshachou)Tue, 18 Oct 2022 05:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/MartinSLewis/status/1582439925189816321

The only people that really benefit from the information being secret are companies. This is probably one of the reasons for the gender pay gap.

MSChahal (@Manners70)Tue, 18 Oct 2022 18:37 +0000

https://twitter.com/MartinSLewis/status/1582439925189816321

Keeping it "private" is exactly how employers can get away with pay disparity for the same job.

Steve 🇺🇦 (@SteTy102)Tue, 18 Oct 2022 18:40 +0000

In my morning GP clinic today, TWO THIRDS of patients (all F2F) booked in with potential Covid symptoms Only 1 had done a lateral flow About 1/2 were kids, so no masks 1 patient verbally abusive after I advised a Covid test Exhausted with this now. It’s just never ending.

Neena Jha (@DrNeenaJha)Tue, 18 Oct 2022 11:14 +0000

https://twitter.com/EmilyGorcenski/status/1582339783459999745

Oh and it was a movie about sexual violence alright

Emily GPU prices (@EmilyGorcenski)Tue, 18 Oct 2022 11:57 +0000

sure you released a movie in the middle of a deadly pandemic that killed almost 1% of the population but i guess you can blame us millennials and our phone addictions or whatever

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https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1582128160274931712

THE LAST DUEL Ridley Scott’s “The Last Duel,” starring Matt Damon and Ben Affleck, only grossed $10 million in the U.S. The culprit? Scott blamed millennials: "The millennials do not ever want to be taught anything unless you’re told it on a cellphone." bit.ly/3CDcztv

Variety (@Variety)Mon, 17 Oct 2022 21:55 +0000

Emily GPU prices (@EmilyGorcenski)Tue, 18 Oct 2022 11:56 +0000