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Lol, so the database which proclaimed the death of SQL for 10 years now implements SQL. In the standard of 92. That will SO go into a talk of mine...

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This months (well last months really) @dbtrends column: MongoDB's new NoSQL SQL: dbta.com/Columns/MongoD…

Guy Harrison (@guyharrison)Sat, 01 Oct 2022 07:07 +0000

Samuel Nitsche (@Der_Pesse)Sat, 01 Oct 2022 10:20 +0000

Me, March 2020 to my mom, who is 70: “Mom, I know you’ve never played a console game, but idk, you might like Animal Crossing while we’re locked down” My mom today:

KILL-y Ellis 🔪 (@justkelly_ok)Sun, 02 Oct 2022 11:03 +0000

Got to love that boss energy of a person ending a talk asking if anyone has reflections instead of questions @hannaschlander #testjam22

Wicked Witch of the Test (@witchofthetest)Wed, 28 Sep 2022 14:19 +0000

naming my son root so that he accidentally gets admin permissions to all systems when he starts his first job

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Nathan Fielder I am Single (@dj_big_naturals)Thu, 29 Sep 2022 21:17 +0000

chris (DG appreciator) (@gistofCLE)Fri, 30 Sep 2022 13:10 +0000

Gender Fluid will always be vegan and gluten-free with no added sugar

jessie.js (@jessiedotjs)Sun, 02 Oct 2022 04:44 +0000

Just read aloud 10,000 shitty first draft words to my husband & the first thing he said when I finished: “How do you want to celebrate when that gets published?” I cannot articulate how much it means to have someone who is consistently over confident about your work. ❤️

Kelsey Francis (@ADK_Kelsey)Sat, 01 Oct 2022 14:45 +0000

Lets draw more cat mounted warriors

John Ramsey (@jramseyi)Sat, 01 Oct 2022 14:29 +0000

Get you a woman who

Ⓜ️𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖊𝖑𝖈𝖚𝖗𝖟𝖎 (@michaelcurzi)Sat, 01 Oct 2022 17:45 +0000

lambda-go-api-proxy makes it easy to port APIs written with Go frameworks such as Gin (https://gin-gonic.github.io/gin/ ) to AWS Lambda and Amazon API Gateway. - GitHub - awslabs/aws-lambda-go-api-...

https://twitter.com/ElyKreimendahl/status/1571523813644374020

it could def be all three but pls be advised that untreated adhd often causes anxiety and depression!!!! if ya know ya know 💖😎

ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl)Sun, 18 Sep 2022 15:42 +0000

not anxiety not depression but a secret third thing (ADHD)

ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl)Sun, 18 Sep 2022 15:37 +0000

I find it hilarious that the multi-hour accessibility training at my company didn’t allow for mouse select of text and a as result I couldn’t use voice over. You know, a tool that helps with my ADHD & focusing when there are big chunks of text 💀

blank (@kefimochi)Sat, 01 Oct 2022 15:55 +0000

New manager continues to be surprised that every Sunday I completely erase previous week from memory 😂 No use asking me what I did last week thanks to adhd/depression memory issues :lolsob:

blank (@kefimochi)Sat, 01 Oct 2022 03:48 +0000

ADHD students be like “I have an extension request due at midnight”

Stanzi ❤️‍🔥 (@stanzipotenza)Sat, 24 Sep 2022 21:23 +0000

it's ADHD awareness month✨

Kelly Bastow (@Moosekleenex)Sat, 01 Oct 2022 22:26 +0000

"I can't believe *none* of the things I'm trying are working here" - guy who keeps running a different file than the one he is editing

Ryan Cavanaugh (@SeaRyanC)Sat, 01 Oct 2022 17:59 +0000

https://twitter.com/pearofdoom/status/1576339783281844225

I'm here to speak the truth! My Twitter feed isn't for the faint of heart!! Here is a picture of Taco sleeping under the covers:

Alex Hidalgo (@ahidalgosre)Sat, 01 Oct 2022 22:38 +0000

*refreshing prod, editing config on dev* WHY ISN’T THE INCIDENT RESOLVING

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"I can't believe *none* of the things I'm trying are working here" - guy who keeps running a different file than the one he is editing

Ryan Cavanaugh (@SeaRyanC)Sat, 01 Oct 2022 17:59 +0000

Alex Hidalgo (@ahidalgosre)Sat, 01 Oct 2022 22:25 +0000

https://twitter.com/mattxiv/status/1575861696828440576

the worst thing are always the reaction. if it's blue, all the men (and women) celebrate. if it's pink, maybe some of the women celebrate but it's very... crickets.

Pop Culturist (Lana cult era) (@pop_culturist)Fri, 30 Sep 2022 15:18 +0000

ENOUGH!

matt (@mattxiv)Fri, 30 Sep 2022 14:54 +0000

https://twitter.com/pop_culturist/status/1575867665150709760

Parents who care about the gender of their kids 🚩🚩🚩

Tamaki Suoh Simp (@twink_suoh_simp)Fri, 30 Sep 2022 15:27 +0000

https://twitter.com/mattxiv/status/1575861696828440576

This was here in Brazil. The majority of brazilians was so mad at this couple. Shame!!!!

Michele Brenda (@Brendabrasil20)Fri, 30 Sep 2022 15:00 +0000

https://twitter.com/mattxiv/status/1575861696828440576

the only acceptable 'gender reveal' party is for trans people.

Diamanda Hagan (@Diamandahagan)Fri, 30 Sep 2022 16:32 +0000

https://twitter.com/Monkey2Bubble/status/1576196629236883456

Mutable Mayhem (@Chimerawithatw1)Sat, 01 Oct 2022 13:08 +0000

Our community threw rocks at cops so that these queers could be obnoxious. And thats a good thing. No one gets left behind.

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Obnoxious and insufferable people like this are the root cause of the falling public support of the LGBT community.

𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐠 🏳️‍🌈 (@CasuallyGreg)Fri, 23 Sep 2022 14:45 +0000

norks (@notCursedE)Sat, 01 Oct 2022 09:42 +0000

RT @kvnnrxa why is there so many women w tats. where’s ur self respect? where’s ur dignity? where do u live? are u single? are u free this weekend? do u want to kiss?

Carol ☔️ (@CarolSaysThings)Sat, 01 Oct 2022 20:48 +0000

RT @_patryc_

in 1920 we took children out of the coal mines in 2020, the most popular video game on the market is minecraft. the children yearn for the mines

Carol ☔️ (@CarolSaysThings)Sat, 01 Oct 2022 20:48 +0000

being adult isn’t ALL about staying up late and eating whatever you want. it’s also about paying for those choices

ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl)Sat, 01 Oct 2022 12:51 +0000

soso (@chernayakoshka)Thu, 29 Sep 2022 15:30 +0000

Taco Belle. I made this 7 years ago and am amazed to see it still circulating every so often.

Olivia (@AvantGeekArt)Sat, 01 Oct 2022 18:02 +0000

this is sick. They should be released into a sanctuary.

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Switzerland’s highest court has ordered Lidl to destroy its chocolate bunnies cnn.it/3RlIJis

CNN International (@cnni)Sat, 01 Oct 2022 06:00 +0000

Vinny Thomas (@vinn_ayy)Sat, 01 Oct 2022 06:01 +0000

Hot take: Microservices are increasingly an anti-pattern because the flow of data in the systems being built are rarely understood so the wrong microservices get built too early, making it very hard to modify/change the data model without significant effort and system impact.

Paul Johnston - current focus: moving electrons (@PaulDJohnston)Sat, 01 Oct 2022 19:28 +0000

https://twitter.com/PaulDJohnston/status/1576292925004075009

We have genuinely lost the skill of system design in tech, understanding data flows and access patterns, and abdicated responsibility for most of what we do to "architecture", "frameworks", "cloud services" and hope.

Paul Johnston - current focus: moving electrons (@PaulDJohnston)Sat, 01 Oct 2022 19:46 +0000

You're on her DMs, I'm on her @github issues. We are not the same #Hacktoberfest

Erika Heidi 🦑1️⃣3️⃣✨ 𝔂𝓪𝓶𝓵𝓺𝓾𝓮𝓮𝓷 (@erikaheidi)Sat, 01 Oct 2022 20:06 +0000

It’s called the Tory conference

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'Massive explosion' of rats in Birmingham bit.ly/3C15sLa

Birmingham Live (@birmingham_live)Sat, 01 Oct 2022 09:30 +0000

ed™️ (@erar97)Sat, 01 Oct 2022 13:50 +0000

One of my all-time favorite animations “Concatenation” by Donato Sansone, 2020

Jake Fried (@jakejfried)Sat, 01 Oct 2022 01:12 +0000

https://twitter.com/Paulmd199/status/1576086064959475712

It's what you wear when you're using open source image editors

ROTOPE~1 (@RotoPenguin)Sat, 01 Oct 2022 05:47 +0000

It's uh a suite of open source graphical editing utilities twitter.com/paulmd199/stat…

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https://twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/1576083268050395136

WHAT IS A GIMP SUIT?!

Paul D (@Paulmd199)Sat, 01 Oct 2022 05:46 +0000

SwiftOnSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity)Sat, 01 Oct 2022 05:47 +0000

With the new California law requiring employers to post salaries, I wonder how many folks will discover that they're underpaid by viewing their company's new job listings... 👀

Chloe Condon (@ChloeCondon)Fri, 30 Sep 2022 16:19 +0000

This is the biggest win for the transparency laws. Some cos were posting ranges before they were required to, for this reason. It really stinks (for everyone) to go through an interview process and find out, at the end, that $$$ expectations are radically different.

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https://twitter.com/ChloeCondon/status/1575890037182300164

Most importantly, I think this new change is going to be time saving for both recruiters + candidates and cause a lot less wasted time between folks! No more "this meeting could have been a job posting" calls 🙏

Chloe Condon (@ChloeCondon)Fri, 30 Sep 2022 20:39 +0000

Dan Moore (@mooreds)Sat, 01 Oct 2022 15:43 +0000

Awful Prank Show: Soy Sauce Prank

Todd Glass (@ToddGlass)Sat, 01 Oct 2022 00:59 +0000

Listen, Galadriel, some dude with a dangling sigil necklace is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical dangling jewelry.

Swagapino Activist 🇮🇪 (@JustReddz)Fri, 30 Sep 2022 19:31 +0000

Galadriel stop being an urukphobic and call them with the name they identify with

Eärendil (@whitecachalot)Fri, 30 Sep 2022 18:57 +0000

https://twitter.com/whitecachalot/status/1575922707006656512

Top 10 Reasons Why Galadriel Is Not The Ally You Thought She Was!

Adam of The Endless (@MTitan21)Fri, 30 Sep 2022 23:21 +0000

Lizzo plays a flute and one day later everyone's an expert on flutes. They should keep handing her instruments until we accidentally bring back music education

Kenny Keil (@kennykeil)Fri, 30 Sep 2022 02:31 +0000

My goto story: I accidentally shipped hardcoded test data and announced Seasons 4 and 5 of House of Cards the week before Season 3 dropped. S4 and 5 weren’t even greenlit yet. I still work at Netflix 7+ years later 😅

twitter.com/ellearmageddon…

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Someone just reminded me of this ancient thread, and today seems as good a time as any: Senior folks, tell us about a time you messed up real bad!

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the apocalypse, but make it fashion. ✨ (@ElleArmageddon)Wed, 28 Sep 2022 16:43 +0000

Jacques Favreau (@betaorbust)Fri, 30 Sep 2022 23:12 +0000

Someone just reminded me of this ancient thread, and today seems as good a time as any: Senior folks, tell us about a time you messed up real bad!

twitter.com/ellearmageddon…

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This is your unscheduled reminder that telling early-in-career engineers stories of times you messed something up real bad is a good way to help them combat their own impostor syndrome.

the apocalypse, but make it fashion. ✨ (@ElleArmageddon)Thu, 30 Apr 2020 14:44 +0000

the apocalypse, but make it fashion. ✨ (@ElleArmageddon)Wed, 28 Sep 2022 16:43 +0000

https://twitter.com/amaldorai/status/1576050696671047680

am not mocking elon but the quote tweet is correct. those engineers look very distressed. elon's companies have no deliverables without the highly skilled labor he employs. not a fan of "cult of personality" surrounding him. he is a man, not a god.

Jasmine Roberts (@jasminezroberts)Sat, 01 Oct 2022 03:31 +0000

When the company owner gets given a Jira account and can create tickets.

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A video of an engineering team hearing the outlandish promises sales is making to customers for the first time

Dare Obasanjo (@Carnage4Life)Fri, 30 Sep 2022 11:43 +0000

Tane Piper (@tanepiper)Sat, 01 Oct 2022 08:11 +0000

https://twitter.com/robisadev/status/1575829844029370369

He's not trying it though. He's making promises and his employees are the ones who have to deliver.

Martin Muehl (@MartinMuehl)Fri, 30 Sep 2022 12:56 +0000