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I am so incredibly happy to share that @lizthegrey is now our Field CTO. We try to handle promotions as confirmation of a job already being well done, and that is definitely the case here. Liz is an excellent developer advocate, but never "just" that. honeycomb.io/blog/honeycomb…

Charity Majors (@mipsytipsy)Thu, 13 Oct 2022 01:19 +0000

I don’t watch the dragon show but love how fired up the tweets are. Go off babes! Tell me what Viagra Targaryen did!!

Amy (@lolennui)Mon, 17 Oct 2022 02:53 +0000

https://twitter.com/dustinmoris/status/1584234673664065536

Nothing like telling people they are insane for trying to stop community spread and avoid making this pandemic worse We're still killing one ~9/11's worth of people a week, sorry that basic public health measures are so inconvenient for you, manbaby theatlantic.com/health/archive…

nicholdayve of the dead (@nicholdav)Sun, 23 Oct 2022 18:54 +0000

https://twitter.com/dustinmoris/status/1584234673664065536

If you are still insecure and fearing insanity about wearing a simple piece of cloth in front of your mouth, you might benefit from therapy.

quassy 🧡 🚲 🏳️‍🌈 (@quassy7)Sun, 23 Oct 2022 23:25 +0000

https://twitter.com/dustinmoris/status/1584234673664065536

Dustin, this is a really, really bad take. 1) you follow me. My family includes immunocompromised people. We still avoid most things and mask whenever indoors. 2) "living life again" means people I love could be hurt.

Sean Killeen 🇺🇦 (@sjkilleen)Sun, 23 Oct 2022 19:14 +0000

extremely disappointed that @github changed the mask policy from “required” to “optional” for GitHub Universe 3 weeks before the event. that kind of bait and switch isn’t okay. twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

tyranny siren 🧜🏻 (@bitandbang)Sun, 23 Oct 2022 09:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/dustinmoris/status/1584234673664065536

so you’re ableist and hope immunocomprimized people die, got it.

tyranny siren 🧜🏻 (@bitandbang)Sun, 23 Oct 2022 17:27 +0000

obligatory black hole sun

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Astronomers have recently discovered a black hole closer to the Sun than any other known black hole, at a distance of only 1550 light-years!!! Astronomically speaking, this black hole is “practically in our backyard”🕳️🌌 Image credit: Sloan Digital Sky Survey/Chakrabart et al.

JAS-per the friendly 👻 (@astro_jaz)Mon, 24 Oct 2022 02:27 +0000

EricaJoy (@EricaJoy)Mon, 24 Oct 2022 04:58 +0000

gf googled “mega man” and i asked why she did that and she said “i just wanted to see him”

sorrel "the mummy" kerr-jung🎃 (@sorrelkj)Sun, 23 Oct 2022 01:57 +0000

If you’ve already seen a piglet balancing itself on a rolling ball today, just keep scrolling. 🐷

TG (@TG22110)Sun, 23 Oct 2022 21:15 +0000

https://twitter.com/JeffreyEvans1/status/1584320566520999936

next I activate this ratio

Stanzi ❤️‍🔥 (@stanzipotenza)Mon, 24 Oct 2022 05:33 +0000

https://twitter.com/stanzipotenza/status/1584412662393294848

this is funnier when u realize that a lotta dudes that act like this have a super boring desk job. like ur not captain america bc u wear the uniform, you work in HR

📝 | sev misses yoongi 💜 (@heauxoh)Mon, 24 Oct 2022 05:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/stanzipotenza/status/1584417857487523842

**wait, a ratio?? b-but, but how?? they’ve already lost!! no one can take on the us army all by themselves!! there’s no way they’ll-** *RATIO = 100%+!!* **woah… that ratio… the army didn’t stand a chance!! i need to train even harder so i can become strong, just like them!!**

POPSTAR, AND KLAWMACHIN ALSO (PRON. CLAW MACHINE) (@klawmachin)Mon, 24 Oct 2022 06:20 +0000

finally, someone took the bait

Stanzi ❤️‍🔥 (@stanzipotenza)Mon, 24 Oct 2022 05:13 +0000

https://twitter.com/ohhoe/status/1584419644437188608

fr though

rachell (@ohhoe)Mon, 24 Oct 2022 05:42 +0000

last week somebody suggested 9 am to me as a meeting time and i laughed out loud. this is not the NAVY bitch. 9 am is still snug as a bug in a rug hours. please be serious.

caleb hearon (@calebsaysthings)Mon, 24 Oct 2022 05:34 +0000

never speak so rudely

Dont Show Your Cat (@DontShowYourCat)Mon, 08 Aug 2022 13:32 +0000

https://twitter.com/KingLibertarian/status/1584220923921858566

Mark_Ruffalo_VEVO (@MarkRuffaloVEVO)Sun, 23 Oct 2022 16:37 +0000

why do people read opinion pieces?? i barely care what i myself think

Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein)Mon, 24 Oct 2022 00:26 +0000

https://twitter.com/dvarets/status/1581207662548484097

If I may be so bold your Imperial Highness, that is sort of the point of the show

Mock The Week (@MockTheWeek)Sat, 15 Oct 2022 09:02 +0000

@MrEdByrne is always gonna be a real People Pleaser Bravo!

Kevin Wardrop (@kevinwardrop)Sat, 15 Oct 2022 02:05 +0000

https://twitter.com/changelog/status/1584281176650358784

1️⃣ Changelog News with @jerodsanto 🗞 We revisit last week's @harmonai_org story, @JamieTanna on posting his salary history publicly, @sytses' @OpenCoreVenture fund, @lzsthw thinks Stripe is like Paypal in 2010 & the Helix Editor 🦀 🎧 changelog.fm/news-2022-10-17

Changelog (@changelog)Sun, 23 Oct 2022 20:30 +0000

The maskless in-person conferences are an effective reinforcer of groupthink. More than one person that avoided infections until now telling me they got infected when attending because they ceded to the pressure of their peers.

Diego Bassani, PhD (@DGBassani)Sun, 23 Oct 2022 20:49 +0000

If I had a nickel for every great 2020 game where you have a gun that's more an idea than a gun and you're fighting interdimensional enemies while collecting floppy disks in a dreamlike world, I'd have 10 cents. Which isn't a lot but it's still weird it happened twice.

foone🏳️‍⚧️ (@Foone)Mon, 17 Oct 2022 12:49 +0000

https://twitter.com/coherentstates/status/1583936007849668609

Are these “lonely men” willing to be stay-at-home dads? Are they great at housework? Are they feminists? Do they have something to offer to modern career women who reject patriarchal gender roles? No? Then many of them are *voluntarily* celibate.

Icona 📚 (@iconawrites)Sun, 23 Oct 2022 13:45 +0000

https://twitter.com/coherentstates/status/1583936007849668609

Socially alienated men should get into healthy hobbies like having cats instead of doing mass shootings.

jon (@fellatravels)Sat, 22 Oct 2022 22:04 +0000

https://twitter.com/coherentstates/status/1583936007849668609

The fear has always been that if women were okay with being single, they would no longer settle for horrible men. Men no longer able to have sex without improving themselves has always been the worst case scenario for them.

The Lion Man (@WriterBen01)Sun, 23 Oct 2022 07:21 +0000

https://twitter.com/SandtheB/status/1583955242722291712

do you think the women's depression in this case doesn't matter or what

Allergic to my own Swag (@coherentstates)Sat, 22 Oct 2022 22:59 +0000

https://twitter.com/SandtheB/status/1583956987091378176

It absolutely is a problem that men are dying. But men are the ones that have virtually all of the power, wealth, and privilege in society. Perhaps they should use it to help one another rather than crying about women not being there to care for them.

jess (@jesstheunstill)Sun, 23 Oct 2022 04:01 +0000

https://twitter.com/SandtheB/status/1583955242722291712

That sounds like a damn good reason for men to step up and start being friends with their fellow men. It's not women's job to be lonely men's emotional bellhops and sex toys.

jess (@jesstheunstill)Sun, 23 Oct 2022 03:58 +0000

People have made fun of single women for ages by calling them cat ladies or spinsters and now everyone is crying about men not having sex and we’re supposed to care?

Allergic to my own Swag (@coherentstates)Sat, 22 Oct 2022 21:39 +0000

Most problems in software engineering are caused by the fact that the reason why people learn coding usually isn't that they love communicating and cooperating with other people.

Eva Podbrdská (@EPodbrdska)Sun, 23 Oct 2022 10:48 +0000

Being naked on TV is not a sex crime and it's insulting and delegitimising to victims of actual sex crimes to say that it is. Nudity happens on TV all the time, and all adults are assumed to be able to be adults about it. "Gender critical" people need to grow up.

twitter.com/HJoyceGender/s…

Aidan Comerford (@AidanCTweets)Sun, 23 Oct 2022 11:38 +0000

Both fast food chains have launched new chicken burgers this week - Bethan Shufflebotham tried them both

Snoozy Sunday.

Guess I need to start drinking iced coffee then

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how men who drink iced coffee like to be kissed

brandon* (@brndxix)Sat, 22 Oct 2022 15:50 +0000

Tim Banks is a little pear-shaped thing (@elchefe)Sun, 23 Oct 2022 12:46 +0000

https://twitter.com/zeyus/status/1358355324160335878

I think we should be glad that NTP breaks so soon. The later something like this breaks the bigger problem it would be.

@mikko (@mikko)Sun, 07 Feb 2021 12:03 GMT

https://twitter.com/osma/status/1358350427776036869

FOUR BILLION SHOULD BE ENOUGH FOR ANYONE

@mikko (@mikko)Sun, 07 Feb 2021 12:01 GMT

I want excel but it's in hexagons instead of rectangles so that u feel like a bee and we call it hexcel

spooky-o ghiggly 🎃 (@ghiggly)Fri, 21 Oct 2022 23:20 +0000

Just finished topping up our loft insulation, not the most pleasant job but very straightforward to do. At around £275 it's probably the biggest bang for your buck in terms of reducing energy consumption. #diy Photos before, during and after:

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Sun, 23 Oct 2022 08:43 +0000

Can you imagine how dispiriting it must be to work on the web team at Medium?

Terence Eden (@edent)Sat, 22 Oct 2022 23:32 +0000

John Slattery should play a Targaryen who looks and acts exactly like Roger Sterling. They never address it, there is just a dude in a suit making a Rum Collins and cracking one-liners while a dragon sets people on fire.

Ben Crew (@BenjaminCrew1)Sat, 22 Oct 2022 00:39 +0000

The MAGAs who mock racial justice as being “woke” meanwhile name their orgs “Awake” and their events “The Awakening.” It’s like they found a way to parody themselves while being oblivious to their own parody.

Qasim Rashid, Esq. (@QasimRashid)Sat, 22 Oct 2022 18:55 +0000

"Woke" to me means "Woke up and started caring about other people," so Woke is a compliment.

Deb VanderGaast for Iowa Senate (@DebCares4Iowa)Sat, 22 Oct 2022 18:33 +0000

Dear @TwitterSafety, why do I have to report every single one of the tweets misgendering Eddie Izzard. Can't you just remove them all on your own?

Dr. Alon Altman 🏳️‍⚧️ (@epsalon)Sat, 15 Oct 2022 00:24 +0000

https://twitter.com/OwenJones84/status/1581650269771034625

What could Eddie Izzard do to satisfy her critics apart from not be trans? Literally nothing. That’s just straightforward unapologetic transphobia and nothing else.

Owen Jones (@OwenJones84)Sun, 16 Oct 2022 14:18 +0000

I hadn’t realised that Eddie Izzard now uses female pronouns. I wrote a tweet using incorrect pronouns, which I have now deleted. I would never misgender anyone intentionally and I apologise without reservation. 🙏🏻

Miffy (@miffythegamer)Sat, 15 Oct 2022 04:44 +0000

The attacks on Eddie Izzard really blows apart ‘Gender Critical’ claims not to be transphobic. Izzard hasn’t been particularly vocal on trans issues. She’s not competing on an All Women’s Shortlist. She’s literally just a trans person standing for public office. That’s it.

Owen Jones (@OwenJones84)Sun, 16 Oct 2022 14:16 +0000

how to make friends as an adult who is not in college and also works at home and also is not extroverted

bug girl (@buggirl)Fri, 21 Oct 2022 20:12 +0000