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Oh dear god, one more time: Stopping in time for a child running onto the street is not heroic/lucky, it is your goddamn obligation as a driver. Cost of entry. Kids are allowed to be unpredictable, you are not. I’m sorry but that’s just the way it is.

Tom Flood (@tomflood1)Fri, 21 Oct 2022 18:02 +0000

My toaster set fire to my house, and caused serious structural damage, so I threw it out. Today I decided to fish it out of the bin and plug it back in, because only this toaster can solve my lack of toast problem.

Mr Lunch (@LunchTodd)Sat, 22 Oct 2022 08:05 +0000

I haven’t had this much energy on a Friday night in years holy fuck. I think I made some pretty good work/life decisions :D

danielle 🏳️‍🌈 (@endocrimes)Fri, 21 Oct 2022 23:04 +0000

Miniclip is officially closing its servers. Thanks for all the memories. RIP

𝐋𝐨𝐰 𝐏𝐨𝐥𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 🎃 (@PolyDepression)Fri, 21 Oct 2022 20:11 +0000

The party of mandatory voter ID (for the rest of us) will not be requiring proof of ID to vote in the Tory leadership contest

Josiah Mortimer (@josiahmortimer)Sat, 22 Oct 2022 09:59 +0000

i want a plush tetrapod so bad. i need concrete

iby (@burgeroise)Sat, 22 Oct 2022 01:38 +0000

strange women in ponds distributing swords as a basis of government suddenly looking sensible again

Parker Foye (@parkerfoye)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 17:13 +0000

This is how 🇬🇧 looks on the global world stage. #globalbritain

Richard R Clark 🇺🇦 (@rclarkie)Fri, 21 Oct 2022 07:50 +0000

The entire country at the thought of Boris Johnson becoming Prime Minister again. (sound up)

Parody Prime Minister (@Parody_PM)Fri, 21 Oct 2022 19:10 +0000

I just realised @Accudio is using a Nintendo Switch controller as a slide clicker. #SotB2022

Josh Tumath (@JoshTumath)Sat, 22 Oct 2022 11:17 +0000

This is the only job advert I've ever seen which justifies the use of "Salary: Competitive"!

Terence Eden (@edent)Fri, 22 Oct 2021 14:03 +0000

this is me. it’s hard to overstate just how fucking happy i am every time i look in the mirror and don’t see a “blemish” between my legs. it just feels like my body was meant to be like this.

maisie 💖 (vagina edition) (@maisieccino)Fri, 21 Oct 2022 17:12 +0000

wow who would have guessed that you share a vulnerable moment of happiness on the internet, and then a bunch of creeps come and sexualise you another day being a trans woman on the internet i guess

maisie 💖 (vagina edition) (@maisieccino)Sat, 22 Oct 2022 09:57 +0000

Amazon EC2 instance comparison site. Contribute to vantage-sh/ec2instances.info development by creating an account on GitHub.

https://twitter.com/ReinH/status/1583649320028426240

Legacy code, noun: condescending engineering term for "it makes money"

Corey 👻 “Open S3 Bucket”🎃 Quinn (@QuinnyPig)Sat, 22 Oct 2022 06:13 +0000

https://twitter.com/fasc1nate/status/1583130244659417089

They hunt rodents together. Badgers digs them up and the coyote pounces when they leave the hole. treehugger.com/coyote-and-bad…

Thomas (@TOutheusden)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 17:19 +0000

a thing to keep in mind about your company's legacy code is that it's the reason you have that job in the first place

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Sat, 22 Oct 2022 02:39 +0000

An unexpected duo, a coyote and a badger, traveling together through a tunnel under a highway.

Fascinating (@fasc1nate)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 16:17 +0000

as inflation is worsening the lives of workers, i want you to think of this

Bes D. Marx (@BesDMarx)Fri, 21 Oct 2022 18:34 +0000

https://twitter.com/alicegoldfuss/status/1583544225563832320

*sweating while typing a newsletter* ...happy friday....book sluts

malice ghoulpus (@alicegoldfuss)Fri, 21 Oct 2022 19:50 +0000

https://twitter.com/alicegoldfuss/status/1583544136413872128

also the death dive into fascism

malice ghoulpus (@alicegoldfuss)Fri, 21 Oct 2022 19:42 +0000

*sobbing* the worst thing about Elon buying Twitter is I'll have to start a newsletter

malice ghoulpus (@alicegoldfuss)Fri, 21 Oct 2022 19:41 +0000

New - Dark Mode Support in the #AWS Management Console - aws.amazon.com/about-aws/what…

Jeff Barr ☁️ (@ 🏠 ) 💉 (@jeffbarr)Fri, 21 Oct 2022 20:00 +0000

Dad, it's the noodle dragon!

Devin Elle Kurtz (@DevinElleKurtz)Fri, 21 Oct 2022 19:15 +0000

"Why are people using Git? It's too complicated. Dropbox can do the same kind of things." -A fellow CS student at university

Shubhangi✨ (@heyShubhi)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 12:31 +0000

Spent two days teaching 20 year 9s to code in JavaScript, HTML and CSS which was great fun but I’m pretty sure the highlight of their days was the monzo soft drinks fridge

Sophie Koonin (@type__error)Fri, 21 Oct 2022 16:23 +0000

Following current trends, the next PM will be in office for approximately minus 200 days

Rob Sansom (@Sansom_Rob)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 17:59 +0000

RT @bitshiftmask

Half of working with ADHD brain is toggling between: * "Imagine how much I could do if I could keep focus on one thing (of my choosing) for more than an hour", and * "It's not reasonable to think that I can sustain hyperfocus on arbitrary things without unhealthy motivators"

Carol ⭐️ (@CarolSaysThings)Fri, 21 Oct 2022 06:50 +0000

Concept: Love is Blind except instead of just talking without seeing each other you match based on how much you like their implementation of a doubly-linked list.

Safia (@captainsafia)Fri, 21 Oct 2022 05:00 +0000

Kanye’s team dumped all the “white lives matter” tees on skid row. Not thinking about the consequences of the people that live there wanting a shirt to keep them warm with something that could put them in harms way. There are people with language barriers in that community.

Zartana (@Zartana__)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 18:14 +0000

https://twitter.com/fatimazsaid/status/1583079722216353798

Here in Africa, we can only watch as tensions rise and political unrest grows. As winter approaches in the UK, what lies ahead for this troubled island nation?

Dr. Tana Joseph (@TanaDJoseph)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 16:21 +0000

i’ve only been back on the dating scene for a year after 5 years being out of the game and I have to say how crazy it is that men will be like “im miserable, i hate my job, I hate myself”and then expect me to stick around. why? i already have like 6 jobs, my calendar is full.

jourdain (@judysquirrels)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 14:02 +0000

As an Arab, I have to ask: Is Britain ready for democracy?

Fatima Said (@fatimazsaid)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 12:56 +0000

Regularly rotate your password by using the name of the current UK Prime Minister.

Robert Smallshire (@robsmallshire)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 20:21 +0000

One minister, asked who they want to take over as leader, says: “I don’t give a f*ck anymore. I’m going to find a bar.”

Ben Kentish (@BenKentish)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 18:06 +0000

they call it "single sign on" but they should call it "dozen-flickering-redirects sign on"

Cathode Ray Dude (@crdudeyoutube)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 19:50 +0000

to drop twitter i'm gonna need to do rss feeds again - what's the best google reader revival?

Pumpkin Spice Lindsey (@lindseybieda)Fri, 21 Oct 2022 04:22 +0000

IM IN TEARS THERES NO WAY CHANNEL 4 DID THIS HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAB #LizTruss

spooky!sum 👻 steves sweet ghoul (@moththing97)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 18:59 +0000

Here's the full clip of how Channel 4 News ended this evening. "I've got a blank space baby, and I'll write your name."

Stuart's (@feelinglistless)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 20:39 +0000

lol at the right wing TV channel inviting us on to "discuss" the question "Is it selfish to not have children?" No it's not. What's selfish is coercing people who don't want children to have children, to prop up your capitalist perpetual growth machine

We are Childfree (@WeareChildfree)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 11:34 +0000

https://twitter.com/Loveeve65702806/status/1582942779621396480

Lol, no. Women aren't creating hate communities online to strategize rapes and murders of men while worshipping other mass murderers of men. They aren't inventing dehumanizing lingo. Y'all want so badly to normalize your violent bigotry by suggesting it's a shared position.

The Road Jess Travelled (@JessPected)Thu, 20 Oct 2022 17:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/GhawinRiver/status/1582792284550369281

And this matters, because while being a man in this society is actively damaging to men given that they get conflicting implicit and explicit messages that encourage them to be monstrous and predatory, incels made their own bed on this one. They didn't need to turn out like this.

Q. McLamore (@GhawinRiver)Wed, 19 Oct 2022 17:57 +0000

https://twitter.com/GhawinRiver/status/1582790772260495360

I guarantee you that for every incel out there, there's at least three women who woulda jumped their bones once upon a time, had they not either devalued them for being curvy, rejected them for being sex positive, alienated them with rampant misogyny, or some similar failing.

Q. McLamore (@GhawinRiver)Wed, 19 Oct 2022 17:54 +0000

https://twitter.com/GhawinRiver/status/1582789390580953090

I am short, overweight, have multiple mental disorders, and eat ALL THE SOY I CAN FIT IN MY MOUTH. Yet I've never had any trouble attracting people, and have spent maybe 4 months of my adult live single, cumulatively. It's easy to find sexual partners if you do the bare minimum.

Q. McLamore (@GhawinRiver)Wed, 19 Oct 2022 17:46 +0000

Also I'm just gonna say it: incels don't want sex. If they wanted sex, they'd be having sex. They want the validation of having had sex with a "high value" female, which is very different from actually wanting sex. Sex is not difficult to come by if you're not a creep.

Q. McLamore (@GhawinRiver)Wed, 19 Oct 2022 17:42 +0000

https://twitter.com/GhawinRiver/status/1582790346286981122

Also, while I've never done so, y'all know sex workers exist, right? If it's really just about sex, they'd go hire one. They don't, because they devalue them as humans and resent their professional skills. They want "high value" women to validate their masculinity, not sex.

Q. McLamore (@GhawinRiver)Wed, 19 Oct 2022 17:48 +0000