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https://twitter.com/hansdickie/status/1586494841504292864

I was playing a scratcher on my lunch break (100,000/yr for life if you win). My boss came in, asked what I was doing. I told her I'm about to quit my job🤣. She replied with "100,000/yr isn't enough to live on". I asked how much she thought she paid me. She left without a word.

Phoenixsnot (@phoenixsnot2)Sun, 30 Oct 2022 02:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/phoenixsnot2/status/1586538591957577728

100k isn’t enough to live on?? In what universe??

spooky nintendo ds lite (@garrisondinsmo1)Sun, 30 Oct 2022 02:51 GMT

Rishi Sunak wants to end 'woke policing' and crack down on crime and that's literally all they have now - ridiculous slogans and yesterday's policies.

TheBossRoss 🇪🇺 🧶 ❄ 📷 4x💉 (@BettinaSRoss1)Sun, 30 Oct 2022 06:50 GMT

For anyone trying to make sense of Musk having Twitter engineers print out their code and show it to Tesla engineers… my view is we don’t need to look far to see what is happening. Elon doesn’t like to pay severance. From my coverage in Tesla’s secret layoffs in @Pragmatic_Eng:

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Sun, 30 Oct 2022 07:09 GMT

https://twitter.com/PokeUrmom1/status/1586271804255080448

Are u ok

Rokiah (@beWORKKK)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 08:45 +0000

For the past week, I've been going crazy rebuilding a *better* version of an AWS service. Something that I had in mind for over 2 years. If it works, I'll open source it. If not, I had a lot of fun. The ability to build is magic, and the freedom to build is a bless.

Mohamed Said (@themsaid)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 09:39 +0000

would u love me if i were a worm

The Notorious J.O.V. (@whotfisjovana)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 00:06 +0000

Men be like “she’s just a friend” and then end up with her when you break up

Nッ (@Noorthevirgo)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 05:25 +0000

Sisyphus: *pushes rock to the top of a hill* The rock:

Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 13:11 +0000

This is it. This is the one.

G. Willow Wilson (@GWillowWilson)Fri, 28 Oct 2022 23:02 +0000

Last week, Musk tweeted out a picture of a meme with him and Kanye teaming up. Any surprise that antisemitism is ramping up on Twitter and the trolls on 4chan organizing it are praising Kanye? twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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Antisemitic campaign tries to capitalize on Elon Musk’s Twitter takeover. nytimes.com/2022/10/28/tec…

Oren Segal (@orensegal)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 12:35 +0000

Alejandra Caraballo (@Esqueer_)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 13:07 +0000

I came to the conclusion leaving makes no sense. Because watching him try to navigate this hellscape calls for popcorn and petty. Congrats dude, you are now a content moderator putting out flame wars. 🤣🤣🤣😭😭Everyone here will hate you.

Lock Down Your Life (@lockdownurlife)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 14:15 +0000

Journalists - my name is Ignor Bugs, a Senior Knowledge Automator, and today I was fired by Elon Musk himself at Twitter HQ. He claims he wants the quality of Twitter to be on par with Tesla.

Richard Bradshaw 🇺🇦 (@FriendlyTester)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 14:30 +0000

https://twitter.com/amcool247/status/1586278745689952258

How old were you when you realized that you were an underachiever?

Jim Campbell (@60degree)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 14:50 +0000

https://twitter.com/amcool247/status/1586278745689952258

I think you're confused about that twitter account being 1. Comedy 2. Parody 3. British politics Perhaps it time to look a little outwards

James S. Góral 🇬🇧 🇵🇱 🔻 #NAFO (@James_S_Goral)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 14:49 +0000

BREAKING: Economists have confirmed Elon musk could have solved world hunger for just $6 billion and given me the change. This would have been much better because there would be no more world hunger, Elon Musk wouldn't own Twitter and I'd have $38 billion x

Laura Kuenssberg Translator (@LKTranslator)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 08:34 +0000

BREAKING: Jeremy Hunt has explained he will deliver "compassionate austerity" which means starving poor people in a way that's as gentle as possible for rich people ❤️

Laura Kuenssberg Translator (@LKTranslator)Thu, 27 Oct 2022 15:10 +0000

Keeping up with the Kardashians is exhausting tbh.

Dave The Happy Singer (@HappySinger)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 09:04 +0000

Tech influencers out here with 200k followers and their GitHub is a barely started 100 days of code and a create react app scaffold

lil uzi perf (@ken_wheeler)Tue, 11 Oct 2022 12:01 +0000

I’ve been friends with Eddie for many years and the unprovoked attacks on her are unacceptable. Eddie is standing as a candidate after more than a decade of activism & campaigning for Labour. The shaming needs to stop. twitter.com/eddieizzardlab…

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In solidarity:

Eddie Izzard for Sheffield Central (@EddieIzzardLab)Wed, 26 Oct 2022 12:39 +0000

Lucy Powell MP (@LucyMPowell)Fri, 28 Oct 2022 11:24 +0000

https://twitter.com/foreignbolt/status/1586162328273244160

Legal got escorted out the door already. It's a free for all

Ian Powell (@NinjaPowell)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 01:10 +0000

https://twitter.com/leahculver/status/1586145696163373056

Code reviews with the dudes who wrote software that doesn't stop for kids?

Doctor Bob (@DarthIrritable)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 00:26 +0000

https://twitter.com/AashViswanathan/status/1586161698917912576

So you've never touched any piece of code in your life. That's all you had to say.

trumpocalypse 🇺🇦 (@trumpocalypse08)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 01:39 +0000

Happy Friday all.

Leah Culver (@leahculver)Fri, 28 Oct 2022 23:59 +0000

Just when ya got Herogasm out of your mind, we found some more BTS in our stash.

THE BOYS (@TheBoysTV)Fri, 28 Oct 2022 17:47 +0000

https://twitter.com/Jaimi_Shrive/status/1586298985408405504

If these people *actually* even believed Depp is the ‘victim’, why would they think it’s funny to dress their child up as a victim in an abuse case? Of course, it isn’t about Depp being a ‘victim’, it’s about misogyny towards Amber & wider sexual & domestic abuse survivors.

Jaimi Shrive (@Jaimi_Shrive)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 10:13 +0000

Dressing your children up as Johnny Depp and Amber Heard for Halloween is sending a very strong message to them that you think domestic & sexual abuse is funny, trivial, and that you don’t believe victims. Great parenting.

Jaimi Shrive (@Jaimi_Shrive)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 10:08 +0000

https://twitter.com/AdamParkhomenko/status/1586041026879242240

Such a waste of money. Elon could have used his billions helping the needy, funding medical research, etc.

Lynn Barat (@sbbmuud)Fri, 28 Oct 2022 17:09 +0000

https://twitter.com/AdamParkhomenko/status/1586041026879242240

Elon channeling Trump on first day at Twitter. Sidebar — This was the Tackiest day ever in the history of The White House.

USArmy Veteran 🇺🇦 (@73RDARM)Fri, 28 Oct 2022 21:51 +0000

Breaking: Elon Musk will have to pay three fired Twitter executives $200 million dollars

Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko)Fri, 28 Oct 2022 17:03 +0000

Oh to be a fired Twitter executive

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Breaking: Elon Musk will have to pay three fired Twitter executives $200 million dollars

Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko)Fri, 28 Oct 2022 17:03 +0000

Emily GPU prices (@EmilyGorcenski)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 10:19 +0000

I want everyone outside the UK to understand that every single bus stop and billboard advert here right now says something like, “We get it; you’re burning the family photo albums to keep warm and might lose the house. But don’t worry – we’ve just made our oat milk even tastier.”

Gregk Foley (@gregkfoley)Fri, 30 Sep 2022 08:15 +0000

https://twitter.com/type__error/status/1586311592760659968

This is exactly what has led to this weird call of duty moment. The bad guy is called “El Sin Nombre” which translates as “The Nameless” which is really cool and badass. But I just keep picturing a peppy gerbil trying to teach me maths

Joe Hart 🏳️‍🌈 (@JoeHart)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 11:00 +0000

https://twitter.com/type__error/status/1586311291890647040

This bothered me in later life as El Nombre literally translates to “the name”. He should’ve been called El Número.

Sophie Koonin (@type__error)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 10:58 +0000

The main issue I have with the new CoD is it has a big bad guy called “El Nombre” and suddenly I’m 8 years old off school watching cbbc.

Joe Hart 🏳️‍🌈 (@JoeHart)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 10:25 +0000

Shantaram is a TV show set in India but starring this blonde man & apparently rehashes the racist & colonialist "white man finds himself in India" trope but gangster edition! (Thread...)

এদেন Bose-Rosling (She/They/Ze/Xe) (@AidanTheJester)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 10:43 +0000

https://twitter.com/AidanTheJester/status/1586307643450150912

Here's a picture of the real guy it's based on. This is literally the most aggressive picture of cultural appropriation Jesus Christ

এদেন Bose-Rosling (She/They/Ze/Xe) (@AidanTheJester)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 10:43 +0000

bringing this back because it's very much our reality today

Sora 🖤 (@BlackheartSora)Fri, 28 Oct 2022 19:16 +0000

I think @whalecoiner might have nailed it over there.

Joe Ressington (@JoeRessington)Fri, 28 Oct 2022 23:21 +0000

https://twitter.com/SuzeShardlow/status/1585946362906034176

2/ Upon further digging in the @CadburyUK tub, look what I found!

Suze Shardlowe'en 🎃 (@SuzeShardlow)Fri, 28 Oct 2022 10:47 +0000

https://twitter.com/stuartsemple/status/1586088201328156672

I love what you did with the colours, but the message gets watered down with the (probably) illegal in the EU cookies overlay, and the grifty timed subscribe popup.

James Richardson (@richajam)Fri, 28 Oct 2022 20:41 +0000

Friends, Elon sees Twitter as the “common digital town square,”but this “town" is not Our Town. It is Muskville. A public square isn't owned by billionaire megalomaniacs. It belongs to the people, ruled by democracy. Instead we obsess over a man we never elected to govern. [1/6]

Shoshana Zuboff (@shoshanazuboff)Fri, 28 Oct 2022 19:22 +0000

I respect screaming babies on airplanes because they're the only ones providing honest feedback about the overall air travel experience

Janel Comeau (@VeryBadLlama)Mon, 19 Sep 2022 01:40 +0000

OK, so here's what the situation is. * Twitter is now owned by a right-wing narcissist * Facebook is unusable, genocide-supporting, and basically spyware * Instagram is owned by FB (sorry, ~*~Meta~*~) and basically adware * TikTok is censorious and also spyware

Matthew R Francis (@DrMRFrancis)Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:23 +0000

#TwitterMigration, first time? Have posted notes to tantek.com since 2010, POSSEd tweets & #AtomFeed. Added one .htaccess line today, and thanks to #BridgyFed, #Mastodon users can follow my #IndieWeb site @tantek.com@tantek.com ... tantek.com/t5MZ1

Tantek (@t)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 07:51 +0000

If you sent me a message and I never responded, Just know that I stress about it every single day because I haven’t figured out how to respond so I feel immense guilt every time I see that unanswered message… OR I’ve forgotten that your message (and you) even exist.

ADHD Jesse (@adhdjesse)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 06:07 +0000

A lot of people who say they want "free speech" actually just want to be the one in charge of which speech is free.

Hank Green (@hankgreen)Thu, 27 Oct 2022 16:41 +0000

https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1586062888690556928

That's the CFO I believe. The CEO, upon being fired during a takeover, is given a payout of $60,000,000. So when someone says "I guess it doesn't PAY to be WOKE" you can say "actually does, and the payout is $60,000,000"

Quinton Reviews🎬 (@Q_Review)Fri, 28 Oct 2022 18:53 +0000

Imagine Elon Musk takes over your job and fires you, not knowing your contract says you get $42,000,000 on the spot if this happens

Quinton Reviews🎬 (@Q_Review)Fri, 28 Oct 2022 18:30 +0000

https://twitter.com/DvnnyyPhantom/status/1586244637294854144

Which one you think is which, says a lot about you.

Brother Sanchez drinks the tea, does not spill it. (@breaking2morrow)Sat, 29 Oct 2022 06:40 +0000