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https://twitter.com/type__error/status/1591492424651919360

To clarify: no not all confs pay but they should at the very least cover travel & accommodation for speakers, and look after them. Seems like some don’t even do that. If a conf isn’t offering you any kind of compensation for the literal money you spend to get there, don’t do it.

Sophie Koonin (@type__error)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 07:40 GMT

Implementing (some of) the ActivityPub standard with Netlify functions, a post by Lewis Dale

Facebook Meta - like many other tech titans - has institutional Shiny Object Syndrome. It goes something like this:Launch a product to great fanfareSpend a few years hyping it as ✨the future✨Stop …

Decide exactly what you want to read and escape the social media algorithms. How an old protocol called RSS can give you back the autonomy about what you read.

Wow someone really did this

Lisa Lucas (@likaluca)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 00:33 GMT

This site now supports sending and receiving webmentions and surfacing structured data using microformats2.

RT @quentquarantino An anonymous tweeter pretending to be Eli Lilly & Co spent $8 to put out a fake tweet that insulin is now free. Eli Lilly lost $30 billion dollars in market cap today. This may very well be the best use of $8 in human history

Carol ⭐️ (@CarolSaysThings)Sat, 12 Nov 2022 13:29 GMT

RT @TheSamethyst I can't explain the energy on Twitter these days with words but it's this.

Carol ⭐️ (@CarolSaysThings)Sat, 12 Nov 2022 17:51 GMT

RT @jzux (me, still acting really weird) sorry i acted so weird the other day

Carol ⭐️ (@CarolSaysThings)Sat, 12 Nov 2022 17:10 GMT

https://twitter.com/coopercooperco/status/1591250467618959361

POV: you are an orphan who's just stepped out of a shipping container in Epstein island

Matthew Schroeder (@JoblessMatthew)Sat, 12 Nov 2022 12:53 GMT

Remember when people thought this was incredible or something

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Enough talk about the good times on this website, let’s talk about the dumbest moments on this website. I’ll start: that time people thought there were two drils and the second one was much less funny

AK Lingus (@aklingus)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 13:06 GMT

🏜🔋, fka ☕️ (@coopercooperco)Sat, 12 Nov 2022 02:04 GMT

I love it when 400 private jets fly to Egypt for the UN Climate Conference to tell the peasants to ride bikes and live in tents.

Catturd ™ (@catturd2)Sat, 12 Nov 2022 15:32 GMT

The cognitive dissonance it must take to look at everything going on at Twitter and still feel confident that your Tesla is a quality product that isn’t made in a similar environment is astounding.

Tim Banks: Principal VibeOps Engineer (@elchefe)Sat, 12 Nov 2022 08:15 GMT

https://twitter.com/phocks/status/1591549286999023616

Lol

Mitch Wright is still writing (@MitchWrites)Sat, 12 Nov 2022 22:36 GMT

https://twitter.com/phocks/status/1591549286999023616

Lol, account locked

Dump Ump (@DumpOnTheUmp)Sat, 12 Nov 2022 22:28 GMT

If you're at Twitter and you've been invited back after they fired you in error, here's a chat with one of the managers there, the Senior Director of Engineering at Twitter, aka @LukeEvansSimon

Joshua Byrd (@phocks)Sat, 12 Nov 2022 21:51 GMT

i know its trendy to hate jack dorsey but being a one day a week billionaire ceo of like 3 different things while spending the other 6 pounding ayuasca deep in the desert is likely to be the best we’re gonna get out of these lunatics

red (@thomas_k_r)Sat, 12 Nov 2022 23:13 GMT

honestly the fact that he almost never did anything is a real point in his favor

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i know its trendy to hate jack dorsey but being a one day a week billionaire ceo of like 3 different things while spending the other 6 pounding ayuasca deep in the desert is likely to be the best we’re gonna get out of these lunatics

red (@thomas_k_r)Sat, 12 Nov 2022 23:13 GMT

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Sat, 12 Nov 2022 23:16 GMT

https://twitter.com/ReinH/status/1591570785000656896

as I've said before, twitter.com/ReinH/status/1…

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one thing that normal leaders can do that elon is totally incapable of is nothing, just not doing a thing

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Sat, 12 Nov 2022 04:08 GMT

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Sat, 12 Nov 2022 23:17 GMT

Victoria 🎀 🦃 (@EuphoriTori)Sat, 12 Nov 2022 23:16 GMT

https://twitter.com/williampietri/status/1591505810911531008

And this is his fault. He failed to properly manage the transition by figuring out who knew what, mapping out coverage, and making sure there was time and motivation to hand everything off. So he is eager to fuck over these people to cover up his incompetence.

William Pietri (@williampietri)Sat, 12 Nov 2022 18:59 GMT

https://twitter.com/williampietri/status/1591503962385289217

The most obvious thing here is that he is planning to fuck over people he just got done fucking over. He just helped put these people out on the street in a recession. Now he wants to bring them back, get something out of them, and then fire them AGAIN.

William Pietri (@williampietri)Sat, 12 Nov 2022 18:58 GMT

I want to dig in for a bit on this set of Slack replies from a Twitter manager talking about undoing some of the layoffs.

William Pietri (@williampietri)Sat, 12 Nov 2022 18:44 GMT

https://twitter.com/williampietri/status/1591503539935010816

Let me just get this out of the way early: he can go fuck himself. With the proverbial sandpaper dildo.

William Pietri (@williampietri)Sat, 12 Nov 2022 18:51 GMT

“I could do code that in 2 hours” said senior 10x engineer who had no idea what the requirements even were twitter.com/richseviora/st…

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what the fuck nytimes.com/2022/11/11/tec…

Rich Seviora: A Series of Petty Events (@RichSeviora)Sat, 12 Nov 2022 23:07 GMT

Laurie (@laurieontech)Sat, 12 Nov 2022 23:33 GMT

Imagine charging £699 for a conference and not paying your speakers

Sophie Koonin (@type__error)Sat, 12 Nov 2022 18:05 GMT

ngl, corporations being forced to come on here and publicly say shit like "we apologize for the impersonator account that tweeted that everyone deserves food, clean water, and shelter, that is absolutely not what we stand for" is pretty funny.

🦇 Tumisha(🤡)'s Spooky Stud Boiwife 🫡🎃 (@disrupthehuman)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 04:28 GMT

If you need a laugh this morning, Elon's idea of curbing abuse for Twitter Blue was predicated on "If you get suspended I keep your $8" and I think after a twelve-hour session with puppets and background music he finally grasped the idea of "credit card chargebacks."

The Call is Coming from Inside the Nash (@Nash076)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 17:15 GMT

My heart goes out to all those still at Twitter. Y'all must be going through hell right now. Thank you for sticking it out so far, but don't (figuratively, one hopes) kill yourself for this site. You don't deserve this treatment. Get out if you can. Condolences if you can't.

VM (Vicky) Brasseur 💉x5 🎉 (@vmbrasseur)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 17:39 GMT

Scoop from within Twitter: small things are breaking, not enough engineers to fix them. Noticed that notification counts are not showing? The BE service powering it is down since Thursday. A bug was filed, but the team that would fix it is full on with verification work.

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Sat, 12 Nov 2022 14:25 GMT

im meal (@boygrrI)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 21:03 GMT

When you share a tweet, the URL copied contains a parameter ?t=XYZ. This is the encoded user ID of the person who shared this tweet (aka your user ID). Twitter can track this way who views the link that you shared elsewhere. To maintain privacy, manually delete this parameter.

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Sat, 12 Nov 2022 12:46 GMT

I don't want this site to implode! I have built up a network of people I love to read and followers who are supportive and engaged. I will miss that. If you want to get to know more women techies, there are a few on this list: twitter.com/i/lists/712989… I hope to stay in touch

Trisha Gee | @trishagee@mastodon.social (@trisha_gee)Sat, 12 Nov 2022 12:28 GMT

Doggo 

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1588081971221053440

Actually, no, it can't.

Grady Booch (@Grady_Booch)Thu, 03 Nov 2022 21:04 GMT

Scorched urf

THE BOYS (@TheBoysTV)Sat, 12 Nov 2022 06:59 GMT

Gingerbread houses are OUT!!! Gingerbread fashion is IN!!!! The Fabulous World of Dior at Harrods is doing this AMAZING display of a gingerbread collection and it’s so beautiful

Meech (@MediumSizeMeech)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 14:31 GMT

Elon’s “pedo guy” gaffe is memorable because it remains one of the few examples of him trying to work the room on his own instead of biting someone else’s joke or posting the rolling laugh-cry emoji. and all he could do was smear an actual hero as a sex offender. lol and lmao

miley 🐡 (@MilesKlee)Sat, 12 Nov 2022 06:39 GMT

So, look. I completely agree with this. And I’m obviously vested in this website. But when it’s being driven off a cliff by a man-child who thinks the rules of the road don’t apply to him…🤷‍♂️

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https://twitter.com/lugaricano/status/1591220928478064640

As I said, @Twitter is the best source of information there is, by a huge margin, if you know how to use it (hint- not to signal virtue or call names!). Rather than quitting, let´s do our best to help.

Luis Garicano 🇪🇺🇺🇦 (@lugaricano)Sat, 12 Nov 2022 00:06 GMT

Kai Ryssdal (@kairyssdal)Sat, 12 Nov 2022 00:43 GMT

https://twitter.com/TeezySooSkep/status/1590168232534867968

is that not the point ?😭😭

My My (@_mixyak_)Wed, 09 Nov 2022 02:34 GMT

ⓘ This user has not disclosed funding by the condom industry twitter.com/teezysooskep/s…

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Getting On Birth Control Just To Get Nutted in is Crazy 😭

͏  (@TeezySooSkep)Wed, 09 Nov 2022 02:23 GMT

Allergic to my own Swag (@coherentstates)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 22:01 GMT

Elon Musk does not have a Twitter account, anyone who claims to be the "real" Elon Musk is a fraud.

SpaceX (@SpaceX)Thu, 30 Apr 2009 14:59 +0000

who am i kidding i can never leave twitter

Count Zoloft (@animeweedfart69)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 17:33 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1591121142961799168

Where’s Twitter Blue? I wanna get verified too

Mohamed Enieb (@its_menieb)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 17:36 GMT

Since purchasing Twitter for $44 billion, Elon Musk has reportedly attempted to cut costs by eliminating some 3,700 jobs. The Onion asked several former employees how they felt about being laid off, and this is what they said. bit.ly/3WYTNX0

The Onion (@TheOnion)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 17:15 GMT

https://twitter.com/adrianmouat/status/1591014063139852288

I’ve been asking for registry webhooks or an RSS feed for a long time. Maybe I’ll fix this. LMK if you’re interested.

Jeff Nickoloff (@allingeek)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 14:47 GMT

https://twitter.com/AndonisPappas/status/1591147014762692608

Red Scare 🕷🕸🧟‍♂️🎃🙀🌹🚩🏴 (@EUGENEDABS2020)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 21:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/AustonCoin/status/1591151081861828608

I realize this has to be sarcasm but for those that think this should be a thing maybe you should verify facts and not take someone else's word for it without doing any research.

Bradley Oliver (@ChiefBigBear83)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 19:40 GMT

https://twitter.com/richardrabbat/status/1590498081237520384

Do you genuinely not understand why changing the meaning of a well-established UI element that is a core part of Twitter's brand might confuse users? Did you not predict this? We sure did.

Nelson "Parody is Impossible Now" Minar (@nelson)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 22:14 GMT

Few notes. If you teach your user base, verification means something specific, it will be hard for them to unlearn it. We learned that it's rare for a verified account trying to phish us. Changing the meaning of the check is a security issue.

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So, does Elon Musk's new paid Twitter Blue verification system lead to more scams? 🤔 Hmmm, I don't know, let's ask this Verified Twitter account over here, he seems rather official.🔵Tens of thousands of people seem to agree... ☝️🧐

Gillian de Nooijer (@GillianDN)Wed, 09 Nov 2022 16:49 GMT

Jaana Dogan ヤナ ドガン (@rakyll)Wed, 09 Nov 2022 22:34 GMT