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Captain Elon: "With Picard captured and probably being tortured by the Cardassians, we're going to have to be a little more hardcore. So we're going to a one-shift rotation, everyone working all the time. Also get rid of the replicators and jettison the warp core."

Sean Kelly (@StorySlug)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 17:25 GMT

Highly unlikely to leave Twitter, but I grabbed my handle on other socials in case you do! Mastodon: mastodon.online/@carolstran Cohost: cohost.org/carolstran Discord: carolstran#9826 👋🏼💖

Carolyn Stransky (@carolstran)Tue, 08 Nov 2022 03:38 GMT

https://twitter.com/carolstran/status/1593718598832267265

Last thing but if we’re mutuals or have met irl and you’re going to a platform I haven’t listed or just want to exchange info, message me! Genuinely!

Carolyn Stransky (@carolstran)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 22:03 GMT

https://twitter.com/carolstran/status/1593718067451858944

Oh but rest assured, I *will* keep tweeting until this hell site throws a 500 🤡

Carolyn Stransky (@carolstran)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 21:31 GMT

https://twitter.com/carolstran/status/1593718061512921088

I'll be very, very sad when that day comes tho. Twitter has played such a huge role in my career. I've gotten to share my writing with thousands of people and travel the world speaking at confs. Beyond that, I've found genuine friendship and support here. I'll miss it dearly.

Carolyn Stransky (@carolstran)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 21:29 GMT

You are a fucking psychopath @elonmusk "If possible, I would appreciate it if you could fly to SF to be present in person. I will be at Twitter HQ until midnight and then back again tomorrow morning."

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Read Elon Musk’s Friday emails to Twitter engineers asking them to come to the office cnb.cx/3EoD5I5

CNBC (@CNBC)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 21:49 GMT

tim cappasskey (@timcappalli)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 22:04 GMT

https://twitter.com/marinaxdove/status/1593725311224627206

honestly the funniest shit ever they kept sending it thru the scanner like where is this LARGE LIQUID WE CANNOT FIND IT BUT WE KNOW ITS HUGE and when I hollered at them it was my dildo they’re like omg u didn’t need to say that like u just told the whole airport my pussy big

marina 🌿 (@marinaxdove)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 22:02 GMT

https://twitter.com/marinaxdove/status/1593677173130375169

For them not for me… I post my butthole to 6x more people than my home town you can’t make me feel shame

marina 🌿 (@marinaxdove)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 21:58 GMT

Pushshift is already seeing a larger number of server side errors coming back from Twitter's API. Approximately 25-30% of all API requests are now failing. Generally we see a failure rate well under 1%. Error rates have been increasing steadily since Nov 16.

jasonbaumgartner@infosec.exchange (Mastodon) (@jasonbaumgartne)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 11:55 GMT

they made me take out my tentacle dildo at the Toronto airport I’m screaming why did they tell me to have fun LSMSKDMAMAMMA

marina 🌿 (@marinaxdove)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 18:45 GMT

https://twitter.com/marinaxdove/status/1593676899376578560

Agent was like “wow I thought this was a water bottle good for you” 💀💀💀 LMDKAMSAKAKAM MORTIFYING

marina 🌿 (@marinaxdove)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 18:47 GMT

no context sitcoms ☮︎ (@oocsitcoms)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 04:02 GMT

banks in 1929: well look at how many people want to visit our banks right now

Ken Cheng twitch.tv/kenchengcomedy (@kenchengcomedy)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 10:07 GMT

Paying my respects to a gay icon on her big day!!

Casey Newton (@CaseyNewton)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 22:12 GMT

https://twitter.com/CaseyNewton/status/1593728885677588480

Feel free to send jokes, I’ve just been walking around saying “it’s time to call the market bottom”

Casey Newton (@CaseyNewton)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 22:12 GMT

Just did my first live TV appearance on BBC World News talking about Twitter madness!

Kylie Robison (@kyliebytes)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 21:18 GMT

https://twitter.com/KumarsSalehi/status/980892054094954496

I hope you picked some stocks or bought a lottery ticket or something

Ian Coldwater (@IanColdwater)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 22:05 GMT

I can’t wait till elon musk offers to buy twitter and delete it and everyone who calls it a “hellsite” has to pick sides for real

Kumars Salehi (@KumarsSalehi)Mon, 02 Apr 2018 19:37 +0000

https://twitter.com/goldman/status/1593681958013636609

Demonetize me daddy

👨🏻‍💻☕️ (@hunterwalk)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 19:12 GMT

https://twitter.com/jna_sh/status/1593683593997475840

It’s a person. And a person with a history.

Cassie Evans (@cassiecodes)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 19:21 GMT

https://twitter.com/cassiecodes/status/1593677450080358403

I hate to 'pile on' online. Confrontation makes me nauseous. But at this point it's less of an orchestrated pile on and more akin to being involuntarily buried in negativity. I'm just trying to get my head above the mountain of feedback received and plot a course forward.

Cassie Evans (@cassiecodes)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 18:52 GMT

One of my friends spoke out about her experience with Modern Frontends. I have some things to say too. It seems like a lot of people do. cassie.codes/posts/modern-f…

Cassie Evans (@cassiecodes)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 18:42 GMT

https://twitter.com/cassiecodes/status/1593675948410507266

Frankly, after a truly wonderful year of some career-highlight level speaking gigs, this was a disappointing and saddening way to end the year. I feel weighed down by everything I've heard and exceptionally stupid to have been fooled into marketing this event.

Cassie Evans (@cassiecodes)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 18:47 GMT

Meanwhile a Twitter employee in Europe: "Elon's email is as legally binding as me sending him an email saying 'FYI I'll work 3hrs per day from now on, k thx.' So I just keep working as before, as per my contract, until I get some official notice of what really is happening."

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 14:57 GMT

We’ve been seeing issues in the app for a day or two now with replies suddenly reordering or tweets disappearing or showing as unavailable after being posted, despite still being available elsewhere. This is surely the fault of everyone who was fired & not anyone named Elon Musk

Twіtter API (real, not parody) (@fake_api)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 17:44 GMT

"Trump decision has not yet been made"

Best of Dying Twiter (@bestofdyingtwit)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 19:22 GMT

If Twitter is dying I gotta say this, AI art isn’t art

Weird Dall-E Generations 🧌 (@weirddalle)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 10:20 GMT

Whatever you do, don't join Jack Dorsey's thing. He totally believes in Elon's plan to "extend the light of consciousness" or whatever the fuck he said.

Timnit Gebru is on Mastodon (@timnitGebru)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 02:49 GMT

What if this was our final tweet

IGN (@IGN)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 04:27 GMT

If you're gonna get on Mastodon, I would like to apologise in advance for being the guy responsible for posts being called "Toots". I thought it was funny. And it is, and it's even funnier that some people hate it. I take it back, I'm not sorry. Ha ha. Toots.

Hbomberguy (@Hbomberguy)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 01:23 GMT

I never actually saw Knives Out I’ve just been winging it for like 4 years

Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (@KnivesOut)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 03:15 GMT

https://twitter.com/brucel/status/1593519571864064000

This is why I didn't speak there. It was huge yet weirdly anonymous. I couldn't really articulate it beyond "bad vibes", so I didn't warn others. I didn't predict the stuff around speaker fees & streaming, but just had a strong feeling it wasn't the kind of conference I'd enjoy.

Jake Archibald (@jaffathecake)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 08:54 GMT

The thing that's annoying about this is that some very high profile names know exactly what's going on and have not said a word. People have lost a lot of money. The organisers have made a lot of money. Never forget this because it will happen again next year otherwise.

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This @ModernFrontends conference is a shower of shit. I’ve had a number of speaker friends tell me how much a shambles the organisers have been, putting them out of pocket. Now, they’re not live streaming, even tho they have charged god knows how many people for virtual tickets

Andy Bell (@piccalilli_)Thu, 17 Nov 2022 15:49 GMT

Andy Bell (@piccalilli_)Thu, 17 Nov 2022 18:49 GMT

This graph is the number of fediverse messages per day my little single-user instance has been receiving over the past year. Something is different.

I don’t want to hear that technical systems can survive without human intervention ever again.

emily freeman 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@editingemily)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 15:42 GMT

having ever thought elon musk is smart or talented is now a permanently disqualifying trait, like supporting the iraq war

Patrick Cosmos (@veryimportant)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 21:35 GMT

still curious how much the college kid tracking elon’s private jet (@elonjet) on here factored into all this. elon first reached out to him nov 30 to take it down, negotiated with him over ownership of the account until jan 23, started gobbling up twitter shares around that time:

Marlow Stern (@MarlowNYC)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 11:45 GMT

Twitter is the reason I have both a career and depression

Rose Dommu (@rosedommu)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 03:01 GMT

Honestly, *this* is the real Silicon Valley series finale.

Jan Schaumann (@jschauma)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 02:43 GMT

Seeking JOB asap so my mom doesn’t send me things like this

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So I got ✨laid off✨ With this I’m LOOKING TO TRANSITION my career back to engineering I’m looking for MID LEVEL ENGINEERING roles. Who is hiring? Can start ASAP. Well versed in python, but dedicated to learning whatever I need to get the job done. RT to help a qirl out ❤️

ali - LOOKING for mid level developer roles!! 🐀 (@endingwithali)Tue, 08 Nov 2022 19:35 GMT

ali - LOOKING for mid level developer roles!! 🐀 (@endingwithali)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 13:36 GMT

It's been a cracking 4 years working on some very cool stuff in the #CTF and #CyberSecurity space. But 2023 will bring a new job and new things to work on for me!

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 13:36 GMT

Elon Musk’s Twitter takeover was captured by software engineer’s cartoons. They’re brutal. slate.com/technology/202…

🇺🇸TrumpRussiaTies Mapping Project🐀🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@TrumpRussiaTies)Thu, 17 Nov 2022 20:50 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1588750686006947840

$220 billion man who just fired 3700 Americans needs your $8 to turn a profit. Can you spare the price of one cup of coffee to help a billionaire sell your free speech back to you?

Luke Zaleski (@ZaleskiLuke)Sat, 05 Nov 2022 13:53 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1588750686006947840

I'm trashing you all day on Facebook for free, sweetie 🥳

Laura Kuenssberg beyond parody (@LKTranslator)Sat, 05 Nov 2022 08:55 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1588750686006947840

Hello guy at the end of the party in sulk at the people who didn't chip in for the gear 👋🏼

Shaparak Khorsandi 🌻💙💛 (@ShappiKhorsandi)Sat, 05 Nov 2022 08:26 GMT

good thread twitter.com/mosquitocapita…

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I've seen a lot of people asking "why does everyone think Twitter is doomed?" As an SRE and sysadmin with 10+ years of industry experience, I wanted to write up a few scenarios that are real threats to the integrity of the bird site over the coming weeks.

Mosquito Capital (@MosquitoCapital)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 09:46 GMT

maisie 💖👩‍💻 (@hiMaisie)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 13:56 GMT

since twitter won't have an HR department you can just lie about having worked there now. you did a six year stint in whatever area helps you get the job you're applying for. nobody can stop you

Mr Soak (@danglinghemmie)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 13:51 GMT

Imagine the things @elonmusk could help change in the world if he actually gave a shit about humanity.

AngryTechFeminist #OpenToWork (@TheCrazyDogLady)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 13:58 GMT