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https://twitter.com/jack/status/1592187403271540737

I could have told him that. But then I was around back when it was a very open platform with third party clients, APIs, tweetups, and a whole lot more. It does feel like there's some history being ignored and lost here.

Paul Johnston - current focus: moving electrons (@PaulDJohnston)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 16:33 GMT

This video of a Tesla trying to park and instead taking off at high speed, killing two people seems to keep getting deleted, weird!

Read Jackson Rising by @CooperationJXN (@JoshuaPHilll)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 21:20 GMT

get in loser we’re batching RPCs

chompie (@chompie1337)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 03:28 GMT

https://twitter.com/freebsdfrau/status/1592026599490486272

getting informed about how non-technical I am by every yahoo on earth

Ian Coldwater (@IanColdwater)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 08:35 GMT

https://twitter.com/mattstratton/status/1592264668814639104

yeah, on your MOM

Kat Cosgrove (Rat Arc) 🐀 (@Dixie3Flatline)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 21:14 GMT

ah yes, the useless microservices! turn them off! what could possibly go wrong

Susan Rigetti (@susanthesquark)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 21:18 GMT

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 In a fitting moment, Matt Hancock is buried in the ground with only two people in attendance.

Politics For You (@PoliticoForYou)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 21:21 GMT

His fanboys have been saying the slowness and errors are because of all the new users, and then he posts the graph with the massive 3 percent spike.

Rich Burroughs @ $8chan (@richburroughs)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 20:22 GMT

https://twitter.com/fold_right/status/1592201933783470081

genuine: why is this broken? is it lacking the "category" info? as in "Politics" - Trending on...?

Lukeberry Pi (@LukeberryPi)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 17:13 GMT

If you're a sw engineer: today could hardly get more interesting. Shutting down microservices in bulk is next up today. Now we know why the Git freeze was instituted a few hours earlier. As said before, this is the kind of stuff that we've not seen in public, at this scale.

twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 16:09 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1591853644944932865

Sure but it was also doing that last week as well, and it was fine. Are you sure the problem isn't that you fired everybody who made it work? twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

Tom Eastman (parody) (@tveastman)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 18:47 GMT

https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1592230874166312960

How is this not censorship? twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

David Weissman ✡️ (@davidmweissman)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 19:04 GMT

https://twitter.com/fake_api/status/1592222916921688065

This is especially true as more features and systems which build on old systems in unexpected ways are added. That’s just part of the job.

Twіtter API (real, not parody) (@fake_api)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 18:30 GMT

“This code is a mess and it’s a wonder any of it even works” is the view of most people working on any software that’s more than a couple of months or years old, at the latest. This isn’t some huge indicator of a bad team or bad engineering.

Twіtter API (real, not parody) (@fake_api)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 18:28 GMT

Mad enough to freeze their advertising, but not enough to do the right thing by making insulin more accessible to people dependent on it to literally stay alive.

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New: That fake verified Eli Lilly account sparked a panic inside the pharma giant, and senior execs decided they'd had enough, freezing all Twitter ad campaigns in a huge blow to @elonmusk. "For $8," they lost out on "millions of dollars in ad revenue" wapo.st/3TBlceD

Drew Harwell (@drewharwell)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 12:11 GMT

ashedryden@scholar.social (@ashedryden)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 18:35 GMT

https://twitter.com/kartar/status/1592207339964465152

Ready for chaos vendors to introduce the "Elon Test". It's the original chaos monkey random service blackhole plus a shitposting add-on.

Mandi is bivalent (@lnxchk)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 17:28 GMT

Awesome to see Elon developing this amazing case study for the chaos engineering community: "The law of unintended consequences and why Twitter broke..." #chaosengineering twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

James Turnbull (@kartar)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 17:26 GMT

it’s extremely funny watching someone so confidently be a dumbass twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

rachel (@ohhoe)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 17:26 GMT

https://twitter.com/ohhoe/status/1592207362357616641

apologizing for twitter “being so slow in some countries” and also saying “device detection is a waste of compute” lolllllll

rachel (@ohhoe)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 17:29 GMT

https://twitter.com/pervocracy/status/1592193444763635713

Me learning to fix our work server: "I'll just uninstall and then reinstall Python. Hey wait, why is Ubuntu fucking broken now?"

Doogie2K 🐀 (@Doogie2K)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 16:37 GMT

https://twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1592145031577698304

What I find interesting is the brutal cruelty. All this could have been done with humanity.

Gareth Thomas 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿👨‍💻🥁🏒 (@TheStub)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 17:37 GMT

Back up your data and your social graphs RIGHT NOW

Ian Coldwater (@IanColdwater)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 16:10 GMT

https://twitter.com/IanColdwater/status/1592188128944705537

oh my god he's doing the "these system files don't do anything, let's delete them to save space" thing that I nuked my first computer with when I was, like, 12

Cliff 🦖 Jerrison (@pervocracy)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 16:31 GMT

It's one home timeline, Michael. What could it cost, 1000 poorly batched RPCs?

eli schutze🫡 (@elibelly)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 23:48 GMT

twitter employee: you’re back early elon musk: backend’s haunted twitter employee: what? elon musk: *loading flamethrower and going back into the data center* backend’s haunted

Ricky (@rickhanlonii)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 16:26 GMT

https://twitter.com/elibelly/status/1591904605398515713

I was just thinking about how this guy is better at business than El*n

Ian 🫠 @iansu@mas.to (@iansu)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 21:31 GMT

https://twitter.com/elibelly/status/1591904605398515713

I feel like these were the plot lines they rejected as being too ridiculous, even for a fiction.

Ian (@soviut)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 06:50 GMT

The show Silicon Valley ended and the world compensated.

Aditya Agarwal (@dev__adi)Fri, 17 Jun 2022 09:35 +0000

Let’s be clear about this. The CEO of Twitter can attack his employee’s work publicly all day every day. But when one responds factually and calmly, they get fired. twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

Brianna Wu (@BriannaWu)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 17:05 GMT

*why* can I see this tweet

shenetworks 🍗 (@notshenetworks)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 04:18 GMT

There is not enough popcorn.

Rich Burroughs @ $8chan (@richburroughs)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 16:01 GMT

I’ve seen several examples of this recently. If you are private I would assume anything new that you post is public at this point.

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*why* can I see this tweet

shenetworks 🍗 (@notshenetworks)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 04:18 GMT

Rich Burroughs @ $8chan (@richburroughs)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 17:21 GMT

https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1592189767168692225

Lost in all this noise, scientists have developed a revolutionary new battery technology that’s based on a membrane 44 times thinner than anything ever used before. It’s foundation is a synthetic version of Elon’s skin.

Geoff (covid is airborne!) Nesnow (@DonotInnovate)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 16:28 GMT

How to be the ultimate professional and still utterly destroy someone, a masterclass by @EricFrohnhoefer

Dan Kim (@dankim)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 11:45 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1592186302379982849

"Free speech" lmao

Gunlynn (@Gunlynnn)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 16:04 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1592186302379982849

So are you just going to fire anyone who doesn’t agree with you? Workplace culture at its finest.

Warped (@WarpedDC)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 16:09 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1592186302379982849

he's right though, elon. I work with him - or did until you fired him. employees can't speak their minds...a la free speech and that whole narrative?

Here (@TruthIsThus)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 16:10 GMT

https://twitter.com/female_muskito/status/1592196614260592641

If you owned Twitter hopefully you wouldn’t have a 25 followers/65 followers ratio. 🫵

Spotify Raheem (@AdamUltraberg)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 16:51 GMT

https://twitter.com/female_muskito/status/1592188341964922880

Elon started this conversation by complaining about a feature in public, he should fire himself

Spotify Raheem (@AdamUltraberg)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 16:35 GMT

https://twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1592197910401552384

Perhaps not a monolith, but properly sized and scoped services. I’ve called this “macroservices” in the past ironically - maybe it’s time to use it seriously now lol. And there’s prior art here too …

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Lol - we’ve seen this movie before, with Dropbox too. See my previous tweet: twitter.com/copyconstruct/… And “Macroservices” was a term I used sardonically in the past (and many of the blue checks here dunked on me for that). It’s now truly a thing - who’d have thunk?

twitter.com/bibryam/status…

Cindy Sridharan (@copyconstruct)Sun, 15 May 2022 15:26 +0000

Cindy Sridharan (@copyconstruct)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 17:11 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1592177471654604800

I suspect you're about to find out what those microservices did and that you actually needed them for other stuff.

csbv (@theonlycsbv)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 15:48 GMT

i think i look cuter as a girl

𝐒𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐚 🏳️‍⚧️ (@MOMMYBlGDICK)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 17:35 GMT

Ha! I predicted this correctly! In years of discussions about microservices and how it helps solve the org problem, we never stopped to wonder if the (bloated) org *itself* is the problem. But now that CEOs are convinced companies are overstaffed and org charts need culling 😉

twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

Cindy Sridharan (@copyconstruct)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 15:54 GMT

https://twitter.com/SpaceCrystalZ/status/1592178202767921152

Adult content should be allowed on here 100% But there should be some age verification process for NSFW accounts, where you can’t post/view nsfw material until you get age verified.

Killshot Crypto (@KillshotCryptoX)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 15:39 GMT

https://twitter.com/SpaceCrystalZ/status/1592183330380066816

Nah. How about we ban thing with actual harm, like crypto, and/or no benefit to anyone, like astrology instead? Or you can STFU and let people live their lives

Alvaro Ibañez (@AlvaroIM77)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 16:15 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1592186302379982849

You fired him for knowing more than you, might as well fire everyone then, if those are the grounds

mattgallagher0 (@MattGallagher0)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 16:08 GMT

🫡 twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

Eric Frohnhoefer @ 🏡 (@EricFrohnhoefer)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 16:50 GMT

RT @rdpiazza One positive: It’s going to be so much easier to explain what product management is and why you need it after this week

Carol ⭐️ (@CarolSaysThings)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 11:39 GMT

RT @mxbck

Mastodon and other decentralized services are popular now, but I feel like a lot of the #IndieWeb is still geared towards people with technical knowledge. How can we lower that barrier and build better social media? ✏️ I wrote a thing: mxb.dev/blog/the-indie…

Carol ⭐️ (@CarolSaysThings)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 11:28 GMT