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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1591842546216763399

One tweet wiped out $15 billion in market cap from a pharmaceutical company. Twitter is alive.

Fintwit (@fintwit_news)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 17:26 GMT

Twitter feels like the fall of Rome 🤷‍♂️ twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

Sean M. Tracey (@seanmtracey)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 17:22 GMT

https://twitter.com/edwnjos/status/1591876087541530625

Criticizing people’s design decisions without knowing how or why they are made is like the biggest red flag for someone not knowing what they’re talking about.

Rich Burroughs @ $8chan (@richburroughs)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 19:49 GMT

you did not just layoff almost all of infra and then make some sassy remark about how we do batching like did you bother to even learn how graphql works

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sach @ the hellsite (@sachee)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 18:14 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1591853644944932865

Maybe you shouldn't be firing people in charge of maintaining the infrastructure?

Pé🌻🐀 (@4everNeverTrump)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 18:37 GMT

politely screaming at all the people i love to go to therapy bc i want them to be happy

mo ☆ (@drphiIth)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 19:19 GMT

I miss when this was the most chaotic thing to happen on Twitter.

David Hoang (@davidhoang)Sat, 12 Nov 2022 23:01 GMT

https://twitter.com/endingwithali/status/1591196328243376129

i cant believe this site isnt free

ali - LOOKING for mid level developer roles!! 🐀 (@endingwithali)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 22:29 GMT

So I got ✨laid off✨ With this I’m LOOKING TO TRANSITION my career back to engineering I’m looking for MID LEVEL ENGINEERING roles. Who is hiring? Can start ASAP. Well versed in python, but dedicated to learning whatever I need to get the job done. RT to help a qirl out ❤️

ali - LOOKING for mid level developer roles!! 🐀 (@endingwithali)Tue, 08 Nov 2022 19:35 GMT

OAuth 1.0 client package for Go. Contribute to gomodule/oauth1 development by creating an account on GitHub.

Joe Lycett's gradual shift into "chaotic good supervillain" is one of the greatest things this world has ever seen.

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benderslikebeckham.com 🌈

Joe Lycett (@joelycett)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 12:17 GMT

Himbotep the Mummy, PhD 🫐 (@Himbotep)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 12:26 GMT

This is a cautionary tale in workplace environments. I've worked under Luke, and this didn't come out of nowhere. My very first interaction with him, I could tell he was a jerk. The problem is people excuse jerky behavior from men if they're "successful".

Cassie (Parody) (@NowImCassie)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 01:23 GMT

I'm thinking of DM'ing people for their contact details so that I can stay in touch with them (in case they leave Twitter or Twitter leaves Twitter) -- maybe even post a personal newsletter to friends and people in my network (monthly?). Do you think this is a good idea? 👀

Anaïs Urlichs ☀️ (@urlichsanais)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 15:49 GMT

https://twitter.com/mxtchxll_/status/1591563037621862400

What’s she gonna do? Catch the plane?

Patrick (@_PatrickLopez_)Sat, 12 Nov 2022 22:47 GMT

The most fucked up thing about this week is realizing Twitter literally is the friends we made along the way

pranksgiving fan (@jesseltaylor)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 23:26 GMT

https://twitter.com/jesseltaylor/status/1591210861716439040

God damnit

FrançoiseHardly 🏴🌹🇵🇸 (@HardlyTimes)Sat, 12 Nov 2022 14:38 GMT

just like me fr

maisie 💖 (@maisieccino)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 11:47 GMT

https://twitter.com/slutty_violet/status/1591785194276917249

isn't that just what wearing a collar is? 😌

maisie 💖 (@maisieccino)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 13:35 GMT

Here's the most awkward custom search function I've ever created: everyone you follow, who's also paid Elon $8 for a dodgy tick The Search Of Shame twitter.com/search?q=filte…

Ketan Joshi (@KetanJ0)Sat, 12 Nov 2022 17:46 GMT

https://twitter.com/BBCPhilipSim/status/1591747532581130241

A permanent reminder that former PMs still have duties, which is why there is government funding for the offices of former Prime Ministers.

British Alba (@BritishAlba)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 11:17 GMT

Watching Liz Truss at the cenotaph and it occurs she’s got like 50 years ahead of her attending state events as Former Prime Minister, a permanent reminder of the thing where she blew up her one shot at the top in 50 days flat. It’s like some kind of punishment from a Greek myth

Philip Sim (@BBCPhilipSim)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 10:59 GMT

Leaving this one gets harder and harder every single time. I had no idea the capacity for love I actually have ❤️ @jh3yy And I love to share it.

Stephanie Stimac 🔮 Web Witch, DevTools PM (@seaotta)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 11:58 GMT

Submitting assignment at 11:59:59

Jasir Shahbaz (@LahoreMarquez)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 11:01 GMT

https://twitter.com/MarkSteele1982/status/1591784348868829185

Nobody is forcing them to change. But we can put pressure on people and organisations who are supposedly LGBT allies/supporters to end their association with said country. Hope this helps.

(Insert Name Here) (@davidaak1991)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 13:31 GMT

Today I finished the infrastructure migration for k8s.social Mastodon instance! 🎉 All infra (except the database) now hosted on @CivoCloud who have very kindly offered to cover the running costs! (Thanks Civo! 💙)

Marcus Noble (@Marcus_Noble_)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 12:23 GMT

Alex Muresianu (@ahardtospell)Sat, 12 Nov 2022 16:27 GMT

https://twitter.com/IBJIYONGI/status/1589628437601615874

If you think that Twitter has moderation problems, just wait until large numbers of people are having conflict on Mastodon and they’re being adjudicated by a few volunteers who don’t have set guidelines or community to navigate differences with.

Chanda Prescod-Weinstein (@IBJIYONGI)Mon, 07 Nov 2022 14:40 GMT

https://twitter.com/type__error/status/1591697602189627395

beyond looking after the speakers who provide them with the content they’re selling, if speakers have to pay to speak in some capacity, it will limit the voices in the space to those who can afford to make themselves heard

Carol ⭐️ (@CarolSaysThings)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 13:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/JosiahHawthorne/status/1591466653388349443

The Croatan were a small Native American ethnic group living in the coastal areas of what is now North Carolina. Governor John White returned to Roanoke in 1590 to find the word "Croatoan" carved on a tree and all his people gone. (The Lost Colony) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Croatan

John Lounsbury (@jlounsbury59)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 04:33 GMT

Hello everyone, I have successfully made a Regex which accepts valid JSON and rejects invalid JSON

Aly (@Fish_CTO)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 04:03 GMT

https://twitter.com/ConnorGoodz/status/1591510383470481408

Your mommy and daddy give you a lemonade stand. And you buy lemons and sugar and sell lemonade. But next year (you’ll be 6) your table remains but no one has heard of or from you since last year and the only clue is the word Croatoan carved into the wood of your stand

Zach (@zach_ismyname)Sat, 12 Nov 2022 23:16 GMT

There’s animation, there’s great animation, and then there’s the bit in Disney’s Robin Hood where *a snake crosses his arms*.

thankvid bednar (@ykarps)Sat, 12 Nov 2022 17:57 GMT

Handed my dad my glass of whiskey for him to taste…he drank the whole thing in two swift gulps 😭🥃

Taylor Poindexter (@engineering_bae)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 01:11 GMT

https://twitter.com/joelycett/status/1591767179707432960

you're my fave

Sophie Koonin (@type__error)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 12:21 GMT

https://twitter.com/Aprilhouse23/status/1591778348329586688

Pretty sure I can be pissed off at all those things at the same time.

Daniel Holland🎗🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 ॐ (@DannyDutch)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 13:11 GMT

benderslikebeckham.com 🌈

Joe Lycett (@joelycett)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 12:17 GMT

https://twitter.com/RobDenBleyker/status/1591482283156180992

Cryptobros are basically speedrunning humanity's economical history from the start and they keep rediscovering the reasons why regulation of finance and business exists.

Pjohhi (@pjohhi)Sat, 12 Nov 2022 21:30 GMT

https://twitter.com/RobDenBleyker/status/1591482283156180992

and then, everyone became very surprised that it was a scam company. am i still following

Rob DenBleyker (@RobDenBleyker)Sat, 12 Nov 2022 17:25 GMT

https://twitter.com/RobDenBleyker/status/1591482403603845125

Joe Bankman 😭 twitter.com/AutismCapital/…

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BREAKING: Insiders claim that SBF is still in Nassau. The FTX HQ has been taken over by Royal Bahamian police in civilian clothing. Liquidators, SBF, and SBF's father Joe Bankman have all been meeting.

Autism Capital 🧩 (@AutismCapital)Sat, 12 Nov 2022 17:09 GMT

Rob DenBleyker (@RobDenBleyker)Sat, 12 Nov 2022 19:17 GMT

just to confirm i'm understanding the FTX collapse: over a million people put $1 billion in assets into a crypto company, founded in the bahamas, by a 28 year old. am I understanding this right.

Rob DenBleyker (@RobDenBleyker)Sat, 12 Nov 2022 17:25 GMT

RT @jenlooper The most impressive bon mot I heard this weekend was from a CS teacher giving a talk about playful learning via ScratchJr: "Coding should be a playground, not a playpen". This should be taken to ❤️ by every software engineer. You are working within a community, not in isolation.

Carol ⭐️ (@CarolSaysThings)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 11:06 GMT

An error was encountered. What would you like to do? Type your answer: 1) Go North 2) Investigate the error 3) Ignore the error 4) Turn the error into a warning. (Requires Magic Level 10 or higher)

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This is happening more and more. Kind of like how a restaurant starts to get shabby and the sign outside starts to fade.

Kevin (@kevinkleinpdx)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 05:16 GMT

tim. (@denvercoder)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 09:02 GMT

waking up after a solid 8 hours, after days of drinks and bad sleep

Carol ⭐️ (@CarolSaysThings)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 08:24 GMT

I am sooooooo tirrrrreeddd of rubes thinking they're being cynical by intoning "If it's free, you are the product." If you pay $8, you're still the product, but you're now paying $8.

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Let's remember that @elonmusk charging $8 for premium Twitter experience means Twitter becomes the product again, instead of you. And if $8 is too much, you're free to remain as the product.

Erik Voorhees (@ErikVoorhees)Tue, 01 Nov 2022 21:58 GMT

Kate Griffin (@griffinkate)Fri, 04 Nov 2022 14:05 GMT

Thanks to Harvard University, you can now virtually enter the Great Pyramid of Giza in 3D and 360º

Tansu YEĞEN (@TansuYegen)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 22:08 GMT

lmao Eli Lilly absolutely threatened to sue the shit out of Elon and he panic-simped for their insulin price gouging. Then his own site betrayed him.

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feature's absolutely getting nuked by monday

Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg)Sat, 12 Nov 2022 04:50 GMT

Robert Evans (The Only Robert Evans) (@IwriteOK)Sat, 12 Nov 2022 05:46 GMT

feature's absolutely getting nuked by monday

Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg)Sat, 12 Nov 2022 04:50 GMT

𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 🐱 (@lookabee83)Fri, 14 Oct 2022 15:19 +0000

https://twitter.com/cherthedev/status/1591257437033877505

One of my sons’ friends found me on twitter and he likes to mock me for being “twitter famous” pretty much every time he comes over the play with the boys. No matter how much I tell him I’m not. He insists on referring to me as “Matt Stratton of Twitter” constantly.

Matty Stratton 🐀 (@mattstratton)Sun, 13 Nov 2022 04:17 GMT

https://twitter.com/IanColdwater/status/1591251170651443201

people have this idea that being a niche internet microcelebrity means that we must think we're actually famous when in fact this has almost no affect on our real lives and mostly just makes some IRL interactions awkward

Kat Cosgrove (Rat Arc) 🐀 (@Dixie3Flatline)Sat, 12 Nov 2022 02:08 GMT