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Santa Claus in coming to town…and he means business 👊 🎅. Starring David Harbour as Santa, don’t miss #ViolentNight in cinemas December 2!

Universal Pictures UK (@universaluk)Fri, 11 Nov 2022 14:17 GMT

Can I suggest Liz Truss for CEO and Kwasi Kwarteng for CFO?

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BREAKING: @elonmusk says he plans to find someone to replace him as acting CEO of Twitter

Stock Talk Weekly (@stocktalkweekly)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 16:30 GMT

Phil Nash | @philnash@mastodon.social (@philnash)Thu, 17 Nov 2022 10:08 GMT

White Cis man screams into a void about cancel culture after cancelling all his employees freedoms.

Jonathan Kingston (@KingstonTime)Thu, 29 Apr 2021 14:29 +0000

White Cis man continues to scream into a void about cancel culture after being a known advocate of cancelling employees.

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White Cis man screams into a void about cancel culture after cancelling all his employees freedoms.

Jonathan Kingston (@KingstonTime)Thu, 29 Apr 2021 14:29 +0000

Jonathan Kingston (@KingstonTime)Thu, 17 Nov 2022 10:14 GMT

https://twitter.com/Brunty/status/1593186592625405953

The same people who spout stuff like "fuck regulators" are the first to go to regulators to try and get their money back when it all goes wrong You wanted unregulated, this is what you get Actions -> consequences

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Thu, 17 Nov 2022 10:19 GMT

Getting “my neck my back we need a fair contract” on the real strike chant list is moving to the top of my reasons I’m going to hell

Norris! (@NorrisButNoChuk)Tue, 15 Nov 2022 23:08 GMT

Goodnight #IndieWeb. Tomorrow is another day. Tell me something kind.

If you’re not familiar with the term, the act of flying in, making a lot of noise, shitting on everything, and then flying off again is called “seagull management.” twitter.com/culturecrave/s…

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Elon Musk intends to reduce his time at Twitter and find someone else to run it

Culture Crave 🍿 (@CultureCrave)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 22:45 GMT

Mike Laidlaw (@Mike_Laidlaw)Thu, 17 Nov 2022 01:00 GMT

TODAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY THAT THEY’RE GONNA THROW IT BACK TO YOU-

Stone Cold Jane Austen (@AbbyHiggs)Tue, 15 Nov 2022 16:32 GMT

Elon going from “Comedy is legal again” to “Parody accounts of me will be suspended” in a week is just more proof that when people complain about political correctness ruining comedy, it’s always just a cover for wanting to mock people with less social power than them.

Aaron Hoyland (@aaronhoyland)Mon, 07 Nov 2022 02:44 GMT

https://twitter.com/Amy_Hupe/status/1593147486021251072

God I’ve missed commuting

Amy Hupe (@Amy_Hupe)Thu, 17 Nov 2022 07:44 GMT

https://twitter.com/shanselman/status/1592997490894442496

StreamDeck is a nice idea, I went with ChonkerKeys, big keys for doing just this! Love being able to turn off my video with a big button. chonkerkeys.com/en-US/

Daniel Probert (@probertdaniel)Thu, 17 Nov 2022 07:20 GMT

Still doubting if you need an Apple Watch?

Aleksandr Morozov (@morozov_dev)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 08:22 GMT

the way these journalists are rendered SPEECHLESS by her response! 👀 she’s got a point, no?

michael mezz (@michaelmezz)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 06:08 GMT

Don’t confuse social media popularity with someone having actual expertise in a field. These connections here are generally incredibly lightweight so don’t take their high follower counts at face value. The truth will eventually come to light, but it can take some time.

Taylor Poindexter (@engineering_bae)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 21:59 GMT

We already have two awesome stories -- add yours, how you got into tech✨ github.com/AnaisUrlichs/a…

Anaïs Urlichs ☀️ (@urlichsanais)Thu, 17 Nov 2022 08:08 GMT

Collection of different career paths -- share your experience - GitHub - AnaisUrlichs/awesome-career-paths: Collection of different career paths -- share your experience

I asked my friend at Twitter how he’s doing. He said he can’t complain.

Justin Wyne (@wyne)Thu, 17 Nov 2022 05:04 GMT

still thinking about using “Hi” as the salutation of a termination letter

April King 🌀 (@CubicleApril)Tue, 15 Nov 2022 17:59 GMT

https://twitter.com/donie/status/1592859900941852674

those writing great code will have the greatest sway, unless they actually know what's going on while i'm talking out my ass, in which case they're fired

eevee (parody) ❎ (@eevee)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 17:19 GMT

https://twitter.com/freezydorito/status/1593006933984043009

tiredand.gay/keygender/

dyniec but in comfy sweater 🐀 (@dyniecc)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 22:35 GMT

Does it involve five children being given a tour of the Twitter building?

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BREAKING: @elonmusk says he plans to find someone to replace him as acting CEO of Twitter

Stock Talk Weekly (@stocktalkweekly)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 16:30 GMT

Jonny Morris 🔶 (@jonnymorris1973)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 22:35 GMT

https://twitter.com/stocktalkweekly/status/1592918089771134978

if I had a nickel for every time a head of lettuce had been placed in a competition where it was compared against a major leader remaining in a position of power and the lettuce had won, I would have 2 nickels

PPK FS, Malding for Godot (@ppk_fs_)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 19:07 GMT

https://twitter.com/eevee/status/1592937122759344128

same day that he sends out an email about how everyone needs to be super hardcore if they want to stay, too. but his job of showing up, demanding twitter be tweaked to his tastes, and then firing everyone who knows how to do that is too hard

eevee (parody) ❎ (@eevee)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 19:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/ppk_fs_/status/1592957612739661824

Which isn't much but it's weird that it's happened twice.

Doctor Kittens 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 (@Lots47)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 19:35 GMT

https://twitter.com/stocktalkweekly/status/1592918089771134978

I thought he was sleeping at the office oh wait that’s just his employees 🌈

Broseph (@oaklandDude)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 17:40 GMT

https://twitter.com/stocktalkweekly/status/1592918089771134978

can't even keep the job he bought for more than a few weeks, amazing

eevee (parody) ❎ (@eevee)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 17:46 GMT

first all hands

parker lyons  (@tweetsbyparker)Thu, 10 Nov 2022 21:26 GMT

https://twitter.com/jack/status/1593011838429822976

This tweet is almost Lex Fridman-esque in its glib nihilism masquerading as a profound thought worth tweeting

Luke Burgis (@lukeburgis)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 22:47 GMT

BREAKING: @elonmusk says he plans to find someone to replace him as acting CEO of Twitter

Stock Talk Weekly (@stocktalkweekly)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 16:30 GMT

It's been five years since this tweet. It's become more socially acceptable to do this during the Christmas season since the pandemic, so should I bring the #beardbaubles back but make them stronger and harder? 🤔🧔🎄

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So I got some pretty interesting reactions last night with my #beardbaubles around Manchester, a couple of selfies by strangers, "jinglebeard", best £7 I've ever spend (even if lost one after the 6th place we went to drink) 😂

Sean O'Mahoney 🧙‍♂️🍻👨‍💻 (@Sean12697)Thu, 16 Nov 2017 12:03 GMT

Sean O'Mahoney 🧙‍♂️🍻👨‍💻 (@Sean12697)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 22:40 GMT

Feature Comparison xkcd.com/2699

Randall Munroe (@xkcd)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 22:47 GMT

WAKE UP EVERYONE, NEW JWST IMAGE DROPPED!!! 😭😭😭

Jasmine 🌌🔭 (@astro_jaz)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 15:31 GMT

Wow, I sure hope they find the person who said this so they can hold up their end of the bargain, whoever it was...

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The time has come

high-quality tim2o🍌 (@HydrationChimp)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 02:57 GMT

Not Grosdoriane (@Grosdoriane)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 03:43 GMT

https://twitter.com/jwz/status/1592982732920848384

Like, when the content of your article is 100% about what an abusive shithead of an employer he is, maybe find an illustrative photo where he's frowning, instead of one that looks like it should be captioned "tee hee". You can do it. I know you can.

j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜ (@jwz)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 21:07 GMT

it is great that musk now understands that twitter is “a software and servers company” and i hope he continues onto the second page of the textbook to learn how to turn his desktop on and open internet explorer

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Here’s the text of the email Musk sent to Twitter staff overnight. Those who don’t commit to being “extremely hardcore” by 5pm ET today must leave the company. ‼️ Story: cnn.com/2022/11/16/tec…

Donie O'Sullivan (@donie)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 12:39 GMT

jesse'); DROP TABLE users;-- (@null_jesse)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 21:06 GMT

One of Apartheid Emerald Mine Space Karen's great triumphs is that articles exclusively use photos of him that read as "happy, smirking goofball", like he's just a harmless clown. Other rapacious villains like Zuckerberg, Bezos and Trump don't get this same level of PR fellatio.

j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜ (@jwz)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 20:47 GMT

https://twitter.com/textfiles/status/1592889195202498560

I'd like to thank Twitter, in the aggregate, for answering two questions for me. 2007-2014: What if humanity had a single chatroom? 2014-?: What if the dumbest people on the planet were handed a microphone that nobody could shut off

Jason Scott (@textfiles)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 14:39 GMT

https://twitter.com/tessacooper5/status/1592477870940884993

twitter.com/settings/downl… I don't this gives you all the info on your contacts, though. I'll take a look at pulling that with the api, and then I can do yours too if you want?

Carol ⭐️ (@CarolSaysThings)Tue, 15 Nov 2022 11:30 GMT

Anyone know how to request all your data from Twitter? I found my Autistic community here and would like to download the handles of people I follow. But this platform is finally too much.

Tess Cooper 🏳️‍🌈 (@tessacooper5)Tue, 15 Nov 2022 11:21 GMT

Bullying works

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Elon Musk intends to reduce his time at Twitter and find a new leader to run the company, according to court testimony.

Pop Base (@PopBase)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 19:02 GMT

Kathryn Gibes (MILF arc) 🏳️‍⚧️✨ (@TransSalamander)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 21:01 GMT

https://twitter.com/paulg/status/1592852796185128961

this is the tweet they’ll use in the movie about elon’s house of cards inevitably falling and ppl are like “but he was highly esteemed, who could’ve ever predicted this!”

fennec 🌴🆒 (@fennecsound)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 12:23 GMT

I followed the new Twitter owner & CEO today, as I did @jack @ev @dickc & @paraga. @Twitter suggested follows, showing a “set of accounts that work well with @ElonMusk.” Algorithmic suggestions can be insightful about ideological alignment then public statements.

Alex Howard | @digiphile@mastodon.social (@digiphile)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 14:59 GMT

https://twitter.com/brucefenton/status/1592871334601981955

You just used two pronouns

celia (@_celia_bedelia_)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 14:33 GMT

https://twitter.com/brucefenton/status/1592861474208509952

"never worked a real job"

Alexandre Leprêtre (@AlexLepretre)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 13:21 GMT

https://twitter.com/paulg/status/1592852796185128961

I don't know how to captain a huge container ship but when I see one that has been blocking the Suez Canal for six days I am pretty confident in my ability to conclude that something must have gone very wrong.

Óli Gneisti (@OliGneisti)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 14:28 GMT

this is like if the bluths ran twitter

Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett)Tue, 15 Nov 2022 04:34 GMT

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

cats who share one braincell (@CATBRAINCELL)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 19:05 GMT

https://twitter.com/lazygott/status/1592561370654208001

my notifications have blown up have ur popcorn gif and go

Audrey 'ranidspace.tumblr.com' (@lazygott)Tue, 15 Nov 2022 18:40 GMT