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https://twitter.com/alistair_hey/status/1595771622035791873

PS teach your dog to sit down at the entrance whenever going inside -- I clean Arkady's pawsies after each walk hahahah (it does not work tho when she has a precious stick she does not want to share)

Anaïs Urlichs ☀️ (@urlichsanais)Thu, 24 Nov 2022 13:35 GMT

PSA DON'T GET A DOG I had just cleaned this room

Alistair Hey (@alistair_hey)Thu, 24 Nov 2022 13:29 GMT

Here's my latest project: ooh.directory , a collection of hundreds of blogs. I was tired of hearing "no body blogs any more" and wanted to show that there are so. many. blogs! I have loads more blogs and features to add yet, and I hope you find something interesting.

Phil Gyford (@philgyford)Wed, 23 Nov 2022 14:51 GMT

A collection of 860 blogs about every topic

just received an HTTP 420 status code from an API for the first time and had to look up the meaning did not disappoint

Steve (Builder.io) (@Steve8708)Wed, 23 Nov 2022 15:11 GMT

🎅 Tech Nottingham Secret Santa is back! 🎁 🎄 You have until Tue 29th Nov to sign up. 🤶 ⛄ All the details are at nott.tech/santa22 ❄ 🌟 Come join us in spreading some Christmas cheer! 💝

Tech Nottingham (@technottingham)Thu, 24 Nov 2022 14:13 GMT

“I love abortion.” -me, at thanksgiving dinner moments after claiming I want a drama-free holiday

emma (@slutfortrailmix)Fri, 10 Nov 2017 18:33 GMT

for the record, this is what actual grooming looks like

Pat Dubois 🇺🇦 (@patdubois)Thu, 24 Nov 2022 14:14 GMT

People really do have Stockholm syndrome, because how are you celebrating the richest man on earth forcing employees to work harder?

Read Jackson Rising by @CooperationJXN (@JoshuaPHilll)Thu, 24 Nov 2022 03:06 GMT

https://twitter.com/chontang/status/1595691709324984320

And ‘well’ is often entirely subjective and best viewed within the context of what the code is trying to achieve and under what conditions it was written

JKB👑 (@MrKezzleBazzle)Thu, 24 Nov 2022 08:19 GMT

Do you ever look at your app's usage data, find an anomaly and wonder 'who is that?' On that note, good morning to the single Android 4.x ASOS user that visited today 🥰 We haven't supported you in years, but I appreciate you sideloading the app all the same

Ed Holloway-George 🍝 (@Sp4ghettiCode)Thu, 24 Nov 2022 08:49 GMT

https://twitter.com/ibuildthecloud/status/1595586603627732992

Docker's not even ten years old and the kids have moved on. Soon we'll be container boomers.

Wes Felter (@wmf)Thu, 24 Nov 2022 01:22 GMT

I’m still too incensed to let this go. Modern Frontends, according to Gen Ashley was thrown to “fund her non-profit women in tech conference” This conf also does not cover speakers travel or accom. Let’s look at the sponsor list for this conf that needs additional funding.

Cassie Evans @cassiecodes@front-end.social (@cassiecodes)Thu, 24 Nov 2022 09:32 GMT

pour one out for the SaaS companies that charged Twitter per seat

eli schutze🫡 (@elibelly)Thu, 24 Nov 2022 09:55 GMT

https://twitter.com/six_papi/status/1595087705989611520

I feel you. My dumbass kid hung his Halloween mask off the bannister across from the front door, and I about shit myself while making dinner

Tad to the Bone (@LionsDynasty19)Wed, 23 Nov 2022 09:36 GMT

I literally panicked... my soul almost left my body 😭😭

𝟲𝗶𝘅𓅓 (@six_papi)Tue, 22 Nov 2022 16:11 GMT

#DoctorWhoDay💙 #OnThisDay 9 years ago Matt Smith and Tom Baker made absolute TV Gold in the Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Episode ‘The Day of The Doctor’ November 23rd 2013. Happy 59th Birthday Dr Who🥳 #MattSmith #TomBaker #DoctorWho #DrWho Clip BBC.

MATT SMITH NEWS PAGE UK (@Matt_SmithNews)Wed, 23 Nov 2022 07:02 GMT

I met a Dalek in the pub who claimed he was from Devon so I asked him “Whereabouts in Devon are you from mate ?” He replied “EXETER MATE! EXETER MATE!” #DoctorWhoDay

The Dad Joke Man (@DadJokeMan)Wed, 23 Nov 2022 07:58 GMT

“because i don’t want to” is a valid reason

ً (@vaiiyie)Wed, 23 Nov 2022 09:42 GMT

Tried to create a relaxing atmosphere in my statistics practical today by putting on a YouTube fireplace video but there are about 8 large screens on the walls in the room so instead it looked like we were all in hell

Dr. Megan Petersdorf (@meganpetersdorf)Mon, 14 Nov 2022 16:35 GMT

https://twitter.com/Dixie3Flatline/status/1595436321723789312

He has me blocked so I can't actually see whatever garbage he tweeted this time and I'm not gonna go look at his blog but from the noise on twitter I just assume he's posted a rancid take again

Kat Cosgrove (Rat Arc) 🐀 (@Dixie3Flatline)Wed, 23 Nov 2022 15:18 GMT

https://twitter.com/Dixie3Flatline/status/1594147376595599360

sorry tech twitter, i am too much of a coward to participate in the lingerie photos, you animals will have to settle for latex

Kat Cosgrove (Rat Arc) 🐀 (@Dixie3Flatline)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 01:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/Dixie3Flatline/status/1594147706561527809

You just made me imagine someone turning up to a fetish event in an outfit that's really casual and all white but with the source to a mathematical paper printed on it and being confused when people query them and I am so disappointed in my brain now \end{whatever_that_was}

Dave Wickham @turmoni@treehouse.systems (@turmoni)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 10:57 GMT

heard we're doing thirst traps

Kat Cosgrove (Rat Arc) 🐀 (@Dixie3Flatline)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 01:55 GMT

https://twitter.com/brycekatz/status/1594149283036528643

*writing LaTeX wearing latex*

femb✦t (@__femb0t)Mon, 21 Nov 2022 16:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/IanColdwater/status/1595449174543269889

It's actually kind of alarming how normalized that's become and how nonchalant people are being about it? Like yes, bad takes are bad, but ALL THESE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE OPEN NAZIS NOW WTF

Ian Coldwater (@IanColdwater)Wed, 23 Nov 2022 16:12 GMT

https://twitter.com/Dixie3Flatline/status/1595436556382240768

He went full Nazi. Like talking points straight out of American Renaissance, verbatim

Ian Coldwater (@IanColdwater)Wed, 23 Nov 2022 16:08 GMT

My dear friend, Fortunato, there is a delicious new Twitter alternative in the basement, if you will just follow me

Caoimhe Montgomery (@EmpressOfKashyr)Tue, 22 Nov 2022 14:19 GMT

I know we like to make fun of the Rails guy, but he wants to be the main character. Every time some tech founder does some dumb shit, he rocks up with a blog that boils down to "this thing twitter hates is Good, Actually" and then we're all talking about him again. Every time.

Kat Cosgrove (Rat Arc) 🐀 (@Dixie3Flatline)Wed, 23 Nov 2022 15:17 GMT

posting this here to save myself the trouble of sending it individually to all my trans furry friends at various tech companies

@chimeracoder@mastodon.social🦦 🏳️‍🌈 (@chimeracoder)Wed, 23 Nov 2022 20:21 GMT

I think this is what the kids call “finding out” twitter.com/cspdpio/status…

Post details

This is the booking photograph of the Shooting at Club Q suspect.

Colorado Springs Police Department (@CSPDPIO)Wed, 23 Nov 2022 21:11 GMT

Amy-Leigh Gemstone (lolennui@mas.to) (@lolennui)Wed, 23 Nov 2022 22:37 GMT

Blew my mind.

Steven Cree (@MrStevenCree)Tue, 22 Nov 2022 07:10 GMT

TIL there is a Bear on the Toblerone package. twitter.com/mrstevencree/s…

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Blew my mind.

Steven Cree (@MrStevenCree)Tue, 22 Nov 2022 07:10 GMT

Fatih Arslan (@fatih)Wed, 23 Nov 2022 20:01 GMT

Coming back twelve hours later to prove how not bothered I am.

Cody Johnston (@drmistercody)Wed, 23 Nov 2022 20:03 GMT

Interesting the Colorado shooter is the first person that the far right accepts as non-binary

The Serfs (@theserfstv)Wed, 23 Nov 2022 09:31 GMT

My experience running a workshop and speaking at Modern Frontends Live

I’ve spoken at a good few meet-ups and a couple of conferences, but I’m no pro. To be totally honest...

🍿 I have collected some community feedback on the Modern Frontends Live conference: blog.tomayac.com/2022/11/23/mod…. Add yours!

Thomas Steiner (@tomayac@toot.cafe) (@tomayac)Wed, 23 Nov 2022 13:03 GMT

The personal blog of Thomas Steiner

Mastodon is different to most online services. Because it is a federated network, when you set up an account you need to choose a server to use. Your username then becomes a combination of your han...

my god DHH is such a tool

tierney cyren (parody) (@bitandbang)Wed, 23 Nov 2022 17:39 GMT

The term ‘woke’ has been hijacked. It simply means - ‘I’m awake. I’m not naive to what’s truly going on’ - the word has been robbed of its true meaning and used to divide people and create opposing ideologies.... to understand why, well, then you’d have to be ‘woke’ #staywoke

Lloyd Everitt (@LloydEveritt)Tue, 25 Oct 2022 08:18 +0000

Just now: Security guard refusing to let me into the stadium for USA-Wales. “You have to change your shirt. It’s not allowed.”

Subscribe to GrantWahl.com (@GrantWahl)Mon, 21 Nov 2022 15:57 GMT

https://twitter.com/GrantWahl/status/1594721724746338305

So wait. What happens in Qatar when there’s a rainbow 🌈

Akash (@Akash03p)Mon, 21 Nov 2022 21:04 GMT

I was 50/50 on sharing this but fuck it: Gen Ashley engaged in some GROSS attempts to try and get me to speak at the Modern Frontends disaster. She BOOKED A DEMO WITH PING TO GET ME INTO A CALL AND PITCH IT. Massive red flags from her. I regret not sharing earlier.

Theo - ping.gg (@t3dotgg)Tue, 22 Nov 2022 23:12 GMT

In case you were ever wonder what _NOT_ to do at a conference, here’s a really good write up by @nialljoemaher “10 Tips on Running a Terrible conference  - Lessons from #ModernFrontends” youtu.be/Ekn-qiH8Ozw

Jeremy, The Patronizing Saint of DevOps 🇺🇲🇺🇦 (@IAmJerdog)Wed, 23 Nov 2022 00:17 GMT

I'll not return. My experience was borderline fraudulent. Let me explain.

so is modern frontends the fyre 🔥 festival of tech?

TechRally 🇰🇷🇺🇸 (@TheTechRally)Wed, 23 Nov 2022 04:35 GMT