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Before posting each tweet, I ask myself: Does it bring me joy? Will it bring joy to others? I never wait for the answer.

RM (@dorsalstream)Fri, 05 Feb 2016 18:28 GMT

full quote is "Nec audiendi qui solent dicere, vox populi, vox dei, quum tumultuositas vulgi semper insaniae proxima sit.” it translates to: "Do not listen to those who say the voice of the people is the voice of God, since the tumult of the crowd is always close to madness."

shauna (@goldengateblond)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 01:52 GMT

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1592419054098075648

😂😂

Carol ⭐️ (@CarolSaysThings)Wed, 16 Nov 2022 07:32 GMT

i live in colorado springs as cities go it's not exactly like, huge it was only a couple miles from my house

eevee ☢️ (@eevee)Mon, 21 Nov 2022 06:47 GMT

This man is quite delusional: he seems to think HE'S The Doctor from the future. [ ⁦@StarTrek⁩ ⁦@bbcdoctorwho⁩ ⁦@Showmasters⁩ #LCCWinter #TheDoctor ]

Robert Picardo (@RobertPicardo)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 15:39 GMT

just drank abbottle of this shit never gonna have to pee again

Rob (@RobCoolGuy)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 21:35 GMT

https://twitter.com/javavvitch/status/1594427721580355584

and maintaining it!!

Cher Scarlett (@cherthedev)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 21:43 GMT

The hardest part of making a website isn't the coding, it's the CONTENT.

Josie (@javavvitch)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 20:29 GMT

I used to think I could control ducks with my mind but it turns out ducks & I just have very similar ideas about what stuff ducks should do

Jacy Catlin (@ieatanddrink)Tue, 15 Mar 2016 04:02 GMT

the part of my that wants to dress masc is constantly in combat with the the part of me that wants to dress like a slut

Stanzi ❤️‍🔥 (@stanzipotenza)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 21:53 GMT

[me signing back into twitter to see the state of the place]

@skipcloud@inane.chat (@skipcloud)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 16:39 GMT

Update: my husband blocked me on iMessage

Emily Kager (@EmilyKager)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 01:05 GMT

I keep saying this: TikTok/Reels/video is not a *social* media, it’s *gig* media. It’s Uber for Entertainment. Gig workers “creating content” with no union benefits or regular hours or clear employer. The rest of us watching the videos are the riders, not drivers.

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I refuse to pivot to video.

Lisa Lucas (@likaluca)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 14:52 GMT

Amanda Annis (@diaryofaneditor)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 11:59 GMT

so Eepy....,

saliva (@salivasisters)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 19:06 GMT

The Joe Lycett money shredding thing is fascinating. It’s great publicity for what he’s trying to draw attention to. If he’d spent that money on PR no one would have batted an eyelid. But rendering money useless is hard to contemplate.

Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 11:05 GMT

“A platform for progress”

Joe Lycett (@joelycett)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 12:12 GMT

I've been staring at this for ~5 minutes now trying to write a joke for it, but nothing could possibly be funnier than imagining how much this picture means to some 19 year old British kid out there. He probably audibly gasped out loud like an anime character when he saw this

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Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo have just come together to take the best picture of 2022.

SPORTbible (@sportbible)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 17:45 GMT

my life is a living hell. every minute is torture (@on_da_spectrum)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 19:57 GMT

I’d like to point out that despite all of us knowing that a content moderation council and a Twitter poll is not a wise way of controlling rhetoric and protecting people, I see this behavior a lot in tech. Racism and sexism and all the isms continue because “majority rules.”

emily freeman 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@editingemily)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 15:07 GMT

That's it, I've seen enough. Security, please remand Elon Musk to the brig immediately. He seems to have wandered over from the Mirror Universe and is making a huge mess.

Kate Mulgrew (@TheKateMulgrew)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 16:55 GMT

absolutely *loving* the design of this reusable packaging that's being introduced at mcdonalds france

juan (@juanbuis)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 16:43 GMT

Another day manually reviewing scan results, another set of false negatives that result in actual CVEs not being shown to users.

Dan Lorenc (@lorenc_dan)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 12:00 GMT

"How quickly does that get out of hand?" @matryer "Very quickly!" @jboursiquot

gotime@changelog.social (@GoTimeFM)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 13:36 GMT

Ok... I think I just figured something out. You know how everyone says "it's hard to make friends as an adult". I just accepted that was true. But what if it has nothing to do with "being an adult" and everything to do with years of nervous system dysregulation? 1/ 🧵

Jonathan Carson (@jonathancarson_)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 11:15 GMT

I was fired from Twitter this morning because during a code review, I had a procedure called "upDo.g" and when Elon asked me "what's upDo.g?" I said "nothing much, what's up with you." He walked away and then my badge stopped working & security escorted me out of the building.

🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ (@maddoxrules)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 23:28 GMT

https://twitter.com/bestofdyingtwit/status/1594344922642931712

🫠

Best of Dying Twiter (@bestofdyingtwit)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 15:01 GMT

ok fine

Huge if true

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 12:36 GMT

https://twitter.com/clickbaitrobot/status/1594153832350621696

Is it a fleshlight?

Rob Manuel 🧻 (@robmanuel)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 02:22 GMT

🔥 take big, but nicely formatted, dumps in your console with console.table()

Wes Bos (@wesbos)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 02:33 GMT

If I could ignore Donald Trump’s bonkers Truth Social posts for the last two years, I can ignore his bonkers tweets too. The only people who decide whether we pay attention to him is us.

Hank Green (@hankgreen)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 01:04 GMT

BREAKING: Trump snubs Twitter, says he is NOT returning, preferring to focus on Truth Social and noting the “incredible” problems Twitter faces. When DONALD TRUMP says your business has problems, oof, that’s gotta sting.

Tristan Snell (@TristanSnell)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 05:09 GMT

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1 hour benderslikebeckham.com

Joe Lycett (@joelycett)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 11:00 GMT

eli schutze🫡 (@elibelly)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 11:39 GMT

https://twitter.com/elibelly/status/1594295568473497600

Ok bear with me, this will sound like a terrible tourist thing, but walking around Covent Garden with a mulled wine after dark on a cold, clear evening is still one of my favourite winter in london activities

Joe (@jna_sh)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 11:52 GMT

English version of low polygon modeling TIPS. Also serves as my English practice.

𝙇𝙚𝙚🏕 (@leedoppo)Sat, 08 May 2021 19:35 +0000

I’m unfollowing every single person following that disgrace of a former president.

Patricia Aas 🐢🏳️‍🌈 (@pati_gallardo)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 04:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/pati_gallardo/status/1594192826585460736

If you need to keep tabs on an existential threat to humanity: use a Twitter list. Don’t feed his ego.

Patricia Aas 🐢🏳️‍🌈 (@pati_gallardo)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 11:20 GMT

https://twitter.com/TVsCarlKinsella/status/1594087002043023361

Better?

Kyle Spence (@KyleTSpence)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 02:48 GMT

https://twitter.com/Rob_Mortlock/status/1594090340818067457

At least most of us have a passport and know where other countries are.

FPL Ron Manager 🇺🇦 (@The_Ron_Manager)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 00:37 GMT

Man announces he will quit drinking by 2050...

Marc Hudson (@marcsrhudson)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 06:22 GMT

https://twitter.com/stevegraham/status/1593822664707039233

Get help. Toxic unhealthy workplaces are bad for people of all ages.

Richard Campbell (@wrychrd)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 02:57 GMT

https://twitter.com/stevegraham/status/1593822664707039233

Here's a screenshot of Steve's tweet for anyone in the future pursuing an Age Discrimination lawsuit against Teller (teller.io) or its CEO, Steve Graham. Subpoena Twitter for the contents of tweet ID 1593822664707039233. Hope this helps!

last normal guy online (@bonesgoblin)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 20:07 GMT

https://twitter.com/stevegraham/status/1593482019580784640

It's the absolute lack of respect or decency that turns me off. Musk is notorious for being horrible to work for (see all the lawsuits or, you know... any of his behavior recently.) The moral fiber of a leader is pretty damn important. I'm not convinced he has any.

Paul Tinsley (@ptinsley)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 06:05 GMT

https://twitter.com/stevegraham/status/1593822664707039233

weird flex (to brag about how exploitable you are) but ok

Amy Hoy (@amyhoy)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 19:58 GMT

https://twitter.com/stevegraham/status/1593482019580784640

Imagine I overpay for your company, fire your respected leadership and then tell you to do twice as much work for less comp. Then I offer you 3 months severance right before the holidays, or a stimulant-addled offer to "go hardcore." There's no equity. Why be a sucker?

notphilatall (@notphilatall)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 17:48 GMT

https://twitter.com/stevegraham/status/1593482019580784640

Imagine not turning Elon into a prophet and actually examining the lack of vision & narrative that’s been communicated by this new leadership team. Then imagine being forced to work in chaos while he figures it out and you have other attractive places you can work at

Prasant Lokinendi (@psantloki)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 21:04 GMT

“Look at me, I’m a human, I pay taxes, I have depression, I’m behind on chores”

Shannen Michaela 🍉 (@ShannenJPEG)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 23:04 GMT

creepy dork contingent checking in

Sam Kottler (@samkottler)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 09:40 GMT

https://twitter.com/fake_api/status/1594094016450088960

In case you’re wondering, @stevegraham had the totally original idea to create @teller which appears to be a worse @Plaid or @finicity (and it’s HARD to get worse than Finicity) or about a billion other similar companies. He’s a big-thinking hard-working original!

Twіtter API (real, not parody) (@fake_api)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 22:28 GMT