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spent the last year just baffled by netflix’s every single business move and this quote just snapped it all into clarity like the picture in a Magic Eye taking shape twitter.com/variety/status…

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Netflix co-CEO and chairman Reed Hastings says “Elon Musk is the bravest, most creative person on the planet...[I'm] 100% convinced [that Musk is] trying to help the world in all his endeavors." variety.com/2022/digital/n…

Variety (@Variety)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 21:04 GMT

Huck! The Herald Angels Sing! (@TylerHuckabee)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 22:20 GMT

Next level of @openuk_uk team building exercise 🍳 ft @chris_howard 💯 Shout-out to @AmandaBrockUK for organising all of this 💜

Katie Gamanji (@k_gamanji)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 11:26 GMT

Can’t wait for the articles in six months about the neuralinked people violently and irrevocably losing control of their bowels before their heads eventually catch fire and they run headlong into a bridge overpass

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First neuralink in a human in about 6 months--ELON MUSK (pending FDA permission) twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Antonio Regalado (@antonioregalado)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 02:50 GMT

Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 02:57 GMT

My shower gel is £1 but my washing up liquid is £2. Why am I spending twice as much to clean my plates as I am to clean myself? We're both covered in the same pasta sauce.

Martin Pilgrim (@MartinPilgrim1)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 09:07 GMT

Today, we’re sharing golink, an open source private URL shortener service for tailnets.

if Willy Wonka was from New Jersey twitter.com/filmupdates/st…

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Jeremy Allen White photographed by Eric Ray Davidson for GQ

Film Updates (@FilmUpdates)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 13:16 GMT

🍄 postpone malone 🍄 (@DoubleEBooks)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 22:09 GMT

Londoners when tourists stand on the left-hand side of the escalator

James 🚉🌆 (@TypeForVictory)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 18:37 GMT

Images That Make You Feel Pain (@ManMilk2)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 11:52 GMT

A major developer of open source social networking software has a rather public statement about his opposition to “trans ideology” on his website. I won’t link to the statement, but I want to make my …

i just finished watching season 2 of the expanse for the first time and yeah I love women

emma 💜🖤 (@drsarascofield)Thu, 24 Nov 2022 21:12 GMT

Women of The Expanse is not just a mood, it's The Mood

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i just finished watching season 2 of the expanse for the first time and yeah I love women

emma 💜🖤 (@drsarascofield)Thu, 24 Nov 2022 21:12 GMT

Mel (@Melethonomia)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 02:16 GMT

i’m in the top 0.1% of listeners to your mom moaning lol

cory (@coolmathgame_)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 16:35 GMT

I love the indieweb and what it stands for: When you post something on the web, it should belong to you, not a corporation. Too many companies have gone out of business and lost all of their users’ …

If you've got an account on a Mastodon server, or any server that speaks ActivityPub, you should be able to follow me at: @marty@martymcgui.re Screenshot of my profile page on Bridgy Fed Many thanks …

uh oh

levi (@casseroleboy)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 15:39 GMT

https://twitter.com/shanaschwarz/status/1598058044763811840

Well, well, well. Take a look at you now.

Christopher Imes (@Chrimes21)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 04:24 GMT

It's so annoying because I love literally everything about this trailer except for Chris Pratt's voice.

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Warp into the new official #SuperMarioMovie trailer. ❤️ this tweet to Power-Up with exclusive updates from The Super Mario Bros. Movie

The Super Mario Bros. Movie (@supermariomovie)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 22:10 GMT

• 🐾Southpauz 🐾 • (@SouthpauzArt)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 22:21 GMT

tbh casting chris pratt opposite jack black was doomed from the start bc jack black will basically do circles around chris pratt in terms of voice acting talent, charisma, and charm.

the texas chainsawman massacre 🐀 (@skull_moss)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 18:45 GMT

real excited for the movie where Chris Pratt plays a schlubby everyman protagonist who's bad at everything while his much more competent female sidekick does all the work for none of the credit and then she gets forced into being his love interest despite him earning none of it

Kate Gray (@hownottodraw)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 23:07 GMT

Chris Pratt being criticized for using his normal voice for mario and Charlie Day being praised for using his normal voice for luigi is the best outcome actually

Angel (@PsybeIe)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 01:00 GMT

I wish I could be paid a lot of money to write involved tech explainers full-time

Hillel @ buttondown.email/hillelwayne (@hillelogram)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 21:54 GMT

years of reading obituaries has not at all prepared me to write one.

EricaJoy (@EricaJoy)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 17:02 GMT

… ok

Alicia DuQue-French (@alicialfrench)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 18:16 GMT

kitten posted her Spotify wrapped and wouldn't you know it, not even an hour of listening to daddy

Cloudy 🌩️ (estrogen angel) (@oncloud_e)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 21:49 GMT

Voldemort and Belatrix have come out on the side of JK Rowling. Ron, Harry and Hermonie say trans rights. Just to point out…

Jessie Earl (@jessiegender)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 10:54 GMT

"this page looks better in the app" damn sounds like you need to fix your website then

revenant (@notrevenant)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 21:15 GMT

me: 01101001 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 non-binary person: what

michael (@FilledwithUrine)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 23:07 GMT

cryst-ho ho ho🎅 (@crystalxduan)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 20:50 GMT

Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 05:49 GMT

i just took a digital and realized i had applied to the same exact modeling gig years prior before i transitioned LOL

kristofer thomas (@kristoferthomas)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 07:57 GMT

Princess Peach’s castle in the new Mario movie trailer looks amazing

Tom Zohar (@TomZohar)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 22:56 GMT

THIS IS NOT REASSURING AT ALL

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Hillel @ buttondown.email/hillelwayne (@hillelogram)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 18:16 GMT

CUT MY JEANS INTO PIECES THESE PANTS ARE NOW MY JORTS

Adam Cerious (@Browtweaten)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 16:53 GMT

On the choo choo & excited for the #OpenUKAwards this eve @UKHouseofLords. 🤩 Best of luck to everyone nominated & to the team @openuk_uk for putting all this together! 👏 #opensource #opendata #openhardware

Daniel Aldridge he/him (@Tzardan)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 14:53 GMT

Everyone: my dog is struggling with separation anxiety Me: I am 99.9% sure my puppy is just worried about the food supply chain when I leave — as long as she has just been fed and has been able to chew on something, she could not care less 😅

Anaïs Urlichs ☀️ (@urlichsanais)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 18:32 GMT

why would they say this

Amy-Leigh Gemstone (lolennui@mas.to) (@lolennui)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 18:35 GMT

https://twitter.com/LiamJordan15/status/1597716812505829376

the difference between chris mario and charlie luigi is that charlie days voice actually fits luigi and is absolutely amazing

Stone Free (@derguti_endrit)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 22:35 GMT

Calling peoples opinions of me “fan theories”

Nッ (@Noorthevirgo)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 19:26 GMT

One minute you’re a 22 year old teenager next thing u know you’re a 25 year old senior citizen

Pastor Kyle. (@itsqail)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 19:32 GMT

Don’t take someone else’s gun, cross state lines and shoot and kill people.

Jason Selvig (@jasonselvig)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 22:22 GMT

stand up comedy

trying to make your mood better (@ttmymoodb)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 11:53 GMT

o chris pratt sendo o mario é literalmente isso aqui

toka (@tokaPls)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 22:53 GMT

chris pratt really got into that voice booth and voiced himself like not a lick of effort twitter.com/universalpics/…

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Warp into the new official #SuperMarioMovie trailer.

Universal Pictures (@UniversalPics)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 22:04 GMT

ceo of kory (@korysverse)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 22:14 GMT

i don’t know how to explain it but it sounds like chris pratt recorded the whole movie sitting down

Laura Stahl (@laura_stahl)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 02:46 GMT

chris pratt screaming, crying, throwing up at the thought of having to drive on rainbow road

James Whitbrook (@Jwhitbrook)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 22:08 GMT

excuse me chris pratt would not drive on rainbow road

normal about power (@nierhole)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 22:05 GMT

The Super Mario Bros. Movie might be the first instance where instead of one character/actor carrying the film, it will be literally EVERYONE ELSE carrying Chris Pratt.

Tom Schalk (the real one) (@TomStheVoice)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 22:21 GMT