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don't be so hard on them. whomst among us hasn't woken up after a bender to find trillions of dollars of assets missing

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The IRS is warning Americans that this tax season they must report payments on Venmo, PayPal & Zelle of over $600. Meanwhile… The Pentagon just failed its FIFTH audit in a row, as they were unable to account for 61% of their $3.5 trillion in assets. $800 billion annual budget.

Stephen Geiger (@Stephen_Geiger)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 16:46 GMT

jesse null ☣️ (@null_jesse)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 20:37 GMT

https://twitter.com/philsturgeon/status/1598415311946014720

Also where’s more appropriate to get fucked over than here.

Tree Sturgeon 🚵🔥🌍 (@philsturgeon)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 20:36 GMT

The IRS is warning Americans that this tax season they must report payments on Venmo, PayPal & Zelle of over $600. Meanwhile… The Pentagon just failed its FIFTH audit in a row, as they were unable to account for 61% of their $3.5 trillion in assets. $800 billion annual budget.

Stephen Geiger (@Stephen_Geiger)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 16:46 GMT

People posting this AI image app all over. We need to have a real reckoning about data.

THE NEWS: did you hear dhh got canceled GUY WHO HAS NEVER HEARD OF HIS BLOG: good riddance rails was a shitty copy of php

laura (@freezydorito)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 20:53 GMT

Introducing Barrel-Aged Peanut Butter Stout, the next entry in our Mothership Series! Like a peanut butter cup in a glass, this Barrel-Aged Peanut Butter Stout’s is smooth yet not overly sweet. Exclusive to taprooms on December 16. No peanuts were harmed in the making!

Founders Brewing Co. (@foundersbrewing)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 18:18 GMT

Hit another financial milestone 🎉 Yayyyyy!

Late Stage Millennial (@TheAmyCode)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 18:29 GMT

Rainbow Road Returns to Regular Road After Pride Month hard-drive.net/rainbow-road-r…

Hard Drive (@HardDriveMag)Fri, 01 Jul 2022 13:00 +0000

https://twitter.com/eustace_sagge/status/1542858123987353600

No because it's making fun of companies that use gay people as a marketing tool It's ok

The Rainbow Legion 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇮🇪 (@RainbowLegion)Fri, 01 Jul 2022 16:08 +0000

alright this one is an all-timer

Paul Tassi (@PaulTassi)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 16:36 GMT

Personally I am excited to see the long term environmental impact of crypto’s demise.

Susan Rigetti (@susanthesquark)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 17:29 GMT

https://twitter.com/PaulTassi/status/1598355383642226688

Hunter 🎃🤯🥶🥵 (@Hunterwhat1)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 16:38 GMT

https://twitter.com/PaulTassi/status/1598355383642226688

(looking at the sky after a rainstorm) "what is this woke nature pride bullshit"

Paul Tassi (@PaulTassi)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 16:37 GMT

I want to thank everybody who uses Pocohantas as a slur bc publicly announcing one's racism saves the rest of us a lot of time.

John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 05:39 GMT

https://twitter.com/Cassidy_Rob/status/1597972291325157378

Jeremy (@Smallzz3214)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 23:00 GMT

How do they know this?

cory snearowski (@corysnearowski)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 16:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/Smallzz3214/status/1598089704309952516

If you think it’s funny, follow @corysnearowski who wrote it

clayton (@claytonmoore98)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 03:09 GMT

this could b us

⋆ (@lowkeyalbert)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 06:54 GMT

"The consequences of a rail strike are unbearable" is *why strikes work* come on now people

Sarah Jaffe (@sarahljaffe)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 19:27 GMT

Why would any self-respecting working class people stop Robin Hood? Apple has taken more money out of the hands of society than any other company in the world.

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Society is so broken in California that employees are basically trained to help assist tens of thousands of dollars of merchandise being stolen right in front of them (notice them holding customers back) as everyone else just stands around and watches. How did we get here?

K A L E O (@CryptoKaleo)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 18:27 GMT

Cher Scarlett (@cherthedev)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 16:39 GMT

https://twitter.com/CryptoKaleo/status/1598020900208922624

Awful take. Is anyone really expecting the employees to stop them when they get paid $16 bucks a hour? At least they are trying to protect the customers. Go ask your kid to work a similar job and risk their life to protect the company's merchandise.

flick 🕹 (@HeyItsFLICKK)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 19:52 GMT

https://twitter.com/CryptoKaleo/status/1598020900208922624

“minimum wage employees/civilians should physically fight to protect apple products made for pennies on the dollar in china” is the worst take on the TL today

BeraMan69 (@BeraMan69)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 20:05 GMT

"This Spotify Wrapped thing... it's all very confusing." "People often feel embarrassed by their music choices." "Choices? It told me I "seized the day with Upbeat Cottagecore." What the fuck does that mean? *Tony breathes heavily* I only listened to Midnights ONCE, you hear me!"

Ben Crew (@BenjaminCrew1)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 23:05 GMT

https://twitter.com/CryptoKaleo/status/1598020900208922624

Imagine someone in crypto lecturing people on morality

Tim Banks: Principal VibeOps Engineer (@elchefe)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 15:12 GMT

May you be a founding member of an open source foundation. — Ancient developer curse.

Jan Lehnardt (@janl@chaos.social) (@janl)Fri, 25 Jun 2021 16:59 +0000

I kind of stopped going to these large company meetings for a while, and no one noticed nor cared. Yay more time to do work without distractions 👏

blank (@kefimochi)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 16:40 GMT

https://twitter.com/kefimochi/status/1598356479706165257

The other option is to treat them like body doubling. I can get a lot of work done while they talk about stuff I don't care about in the background.

Kyle Shevlin - @kyleshevlin@mastodon.social (@kyleshevlin)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 17:08 GMT

I already know what my Spotify Wrapped is going to look like

horace (@trashygaytweets)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 17:03 GMT

"You will never make anything useful with that stupid 3d printer" #ChallengeAccepted

Greg Young (@gregyoung)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 16:25 GMT

I don’t think I would be where I am without GitHub and pull requests. Having others review my code and point out flaws in my reasoning was critical for improving my skills.

Matteo Collina (@matteocollina)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 17:04 GMT

I think mine's broken

Django Gold (@django)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 16:59 GMT

The Right has dinner with Nazis. The Left does not have dinner with Nazis. The choice is clear.

Jason Selvig (@jasonselvig)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 17:31 GMT

i’ve been forced to watch some football recently and i really think they should consider editing the matches to have confessionals from the players like in reality tv shows. would be way more interesting

shar (@sharloola)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 10:01 GMT

https://twitter.com/ghostmacekilla/status/1598005273691844608

your local asshole discord: asshole#5633 (@gIoriouspeanut)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 07:17 GMT

just be mindful before you post your spotify wrapped

mace (@ghostmacekilla)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 17:25 GMT

Commission open!! Dms to book slots (limited slots available) Draw all pets First come first serve

lined cats (@lined_cats)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 12:46 GMT

So what did I miss? (I'm kidding. I'm kidding.) Btw I'm mostly over on Mastodon these days: hachyderm.io/@whereistanya

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Busy weekend ahead, so I'm starting no-Twitter November a little early. See you on December 1st for Advent of Code. ♥️♥️ twitter.com/whereistanya/s…

Tanya Reilly (@whereistanya)Fri, 28 Oct 2022 15:27 +0000

Tanya Reilly (@whereistanya)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 13:51 GMT

Support of mermaid files to vim/neovim - work in progress - GitHub - mracos/mermaid.vim: Support of mermaid files to vim/neovim - work in progress

Posting "wow pretty problematic" under every single person's Spotify wrapped and then responding "it's not my job to educate you" when they ask what I mean by that.

Rob Cassidy (@Cassidy_Rob)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 15:14 GMT

I'm the bear who ate cocaine. This is my story.

Cocaine Bear (@cocainebear)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 17:59 GMT

https://twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1598223361221754880

DevOps was never meant to be contained in a single role but rather lived and breathed as part of the working culture. Blame the marketers and recruiters for turning it into a job title..

Crystal Hirschorn (@cfhirschorn)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 10:10 GMT

World Aids Day always reminds me how painful it was growing up as a gay boy in a deeply homophobic UK in the 1980s. I never want children to be hurt for being who they are. The recycled homophobia trans & non-binary children growing up now are experiencing has to stop.

Simon Blake (@Simonablake)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 07:35 GMT

Hello, @nationalrailenq. This man is sitting in my reserved seat and refuses to move, saying he has a ticket to ride. Please investigate.

No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 22:00 GMT

The life of a software engineer

Sean Coyle (@SeanCoyle4)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 08:55 GMT

quiet here huh

Cassie Evans (@cassiecodes)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 10:46 GMT

Buckingham Palace ‘not out of touch’ with British public, insists royal spokesman Baron von Wildermere III, Viscount of Wessex, Custodian of the Royal Charter of Pheasants.

Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 11:07 GMT

https://twitter.com/fatihsyuhud/status/1598252371163099136

And to be clear afrikaner is a group descended from mostly dutch settlers. So white. It's really amazing how white he is given how long his family existed in South Africa. He benefitted from apartheid for crying out loud.

Hilde (@HildeTheOkayish)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 12:21 GMT

https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1598060314926481419

Do all rich white dudes just stand around sniffing each other's farts?

monetize me more, daddy musk (@JoelNihlean)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 03:13 GMT

https://twitter.com/ColbyConrad/status/1598063591412072448

They use to meet at an island but the owner died

LUIS ™ (@LuisComedian)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 21:18 GMT