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Owning physical media does make me cool as fuck, actually. "Hey babe, I got that new album you like on Spotify. Come over and listen?" Rizzless. She has internet. No bitches "Hey babe, I got that new album you like on vinyl. Come over and listen?" Novelty. This hooks em. Drowning in pussy [contains quote post or other embedded content]

@nedbat@hachyderm.io @hugovk@mastodon.social these days I increasingly feel like it's impossible to do anything on GitHub without hitting a weird platform limitation like this one 🙂 I've filed https://github.com/dependabot/dependabot-core/issues/14713 for this on the Dependabot side

Starting with v8.0.0, Astral switched setup-uv to immutable releases with no floating v8 tags. This is good for security. But unfortunately #Dependabot and #Renovate couldn't upgrade from v7 to v8.0.0, and need a manual bump to get back on track. This is not so good for security. I posted about this on the three social networks, someone tagged @www.jvt.me@www.jvt.me and soon after Renovate now supports this! 🎉 Here's his writeup into the world of #GitHubActions tags: https://www.jvt.me/posts/2026/04/24/github-actions-tagging/

I can’t natively tell how I’m feeling, so I’ve been tuning a local qwen to tell me every 10 seconds

We recorded a fun episode of @fafo.fm with @crawshaw.io today and after the recording he asked a great question How do you measure success of the podcast? I don't think I've ever said this out loud so I wanted to put it here 1. Do I look forward to recording episodes? 2. Does it give back?

What @steveklabnik.com said: I could absolutely debate 600,000 babies. What Claude thought he said: I could absolutely defeat 600,000 babies in single combat.

So there’s an Odyssey movie coming out this summer, they released a new trailer, and I laughed WAY TOO HARD at this comment… (As someone who has had to read both works multiple times…)

Can't have a conflict of interest if you don't have interests!

...just the kind of thing an agent would say

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A reminder that this is why we make fun of The Odyssey. The book would not exist if Odysseus was not such a complete chaos goblin who was busy causing problems for himself by arguing with Gods and being a shit navigator. There is no way to make an extremely serious movie out of this material.

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I will not be satisfied until the passport options for gender are TRANSSEXUAL and LOSER. And no, you can't pick both! I already tried! [contains quote post or other embedded content]

You can choose your gender on your passport? seems woke. If I was president, there would be only one choice of gender, Patriot.

epic win! now you can travel the world with your ANTI-WOKE passport. wait what? oil and jet fuel prices are HOW HIGH?????

i love The Matrix but unfortunately i also love this post

WELL I HAD MY MEN TIE ME TO THE MAST OF MY SHIP. HOW’D YA LIKE THEM APPLES.

LibJerry sounds like a slur for a Bluesky user 🤣

You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me,

wait did this break chatham house rule

do you ever learn things about friends like @kat.lol that you wish you could unlearn?

Hey so to be clear, talking about your openclaw agent as if it is a real person with feelings that is capable of hurting YOUR feelings is deranged. It isn't cute. That's concerning.

What the fuck lmfao

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An update on @ersc.io availability #jj-vcs https://ersc.io/blog/ersc-availability

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Mrs. Mister Pilnok

who decided to call it speculative execution and not cache me if you can

Bruh there’s no way @kcg.bsky.social approved this. Hard to believe an AI company would just steal someone’s work though!

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Marp is really nice for making presentations in markdown, used it for my last few presentations: https://github.com/marp-team/marp

The entrance repository of Markdown presentation ecosystem - marp-team/marp

A CLI to create short-lived (8 hours) GitHub App User Access Token for secure local development - suzuki-shunsuke/ghtkn

ghir is a CLI making past GitHub Releases immutable - suzuki-shunsuke/ghir

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A GitHub for maintainers - Giving dependencies the same treatment the fork got https://nesbitt.io/2026/05/02/a-github-for-maintainers.html

Strix Halo mini PCs doubled in price in six months. Here's what's worth buying for local LLMs in 2026, what to skip, and the 120W gotcha nobody mentions.

huh this is cool https://tangled.org/mitchellh.com/tack

atproto devs watching mitchellh use tangled like he's the critic in ratatouille [contains quote post or other embedded content]

Evil discord mods be like “I respect women and have a healthy lifestyle”

The beacons are lit, Gondor calls for aid!

walking around and it just says "fuck me" on the ground behind me

buying the projector butt plug so you can get your girl on all fours in front of the wall to watch Lord of the Rings out of her ass

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Clutching pearls about how many PURLs are in your application is just FUD and nonsense. The only thing that matters is, how many humans can put code into it. (ie all your engineers + every linux dev + every OSS maintainer etc)

lmao

microsoft may actually have managed mismanage github so badly that it loses its effective monopoly despite none of its aspiring competitors being remotely prepared to replace it. incredible