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That's it, I've seen enough. Security, please remand Elon Musk to the brig immediately. He seems to have wandered over from the Mirror Universe and is making a huge mess.

Kate Mulgrew (@TheKateMulgrew)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 16:55 GMT

absolutely *loving* the design of this reusable packaging that's being introduced at mcdonalds france

juan (@juanbuis)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 16:43 GMT

Another day manually reviewing scan results, another set of false negatives that result in actual CVEs not being shown to users.

Dan Lorenc (@lorenc_dan)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 12:00 GMT

"How quickly does that get out of hand?" @matryer "Very quickly!" @jboursiquot

gotime@changelog.social (@GoTimeFM)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 13:36 GMT

Ok... I think I just figured something out. You know how everyone says "it's hard to make friends as an adult". I just accepted that was true. But what if it has nothing to do with "being an adult" and everything to do with years of nervous system dysregulation? 1/ 🧵

Jonathan Carson (@jonathancarson_)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 11:15 GMT

I was fired from Twitter this morning because during a code review, I had a procedure called "upDo.g" and when Elon asked me "what's upDo.g?" I said "nothing much, what's up with you." He walked away and then my badge stopped working & security escorted me out of the building.

🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ (@maddoxrules)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 23:28 GMT

https://twitter.com/bestofdyingtwit/status/1594344922642931712

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Best of Dying Twiter (@bestofdyingtwit)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 15:01 GMT

ok fine

Huge if true

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 12:36 GMT

https://twitter.com/clickbaitrobot/status/1594153832350621696

Is it a fleshlight?

Rob Manuel 🧻 (@robmanuel)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 02:22 GMT

🔥 take big, but nicely formatted, dumps in your console with console.table()

Wes Bos (@wesbos)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 02:33 GMT

If I could ignore Donald Trump’s bonkers Truth Social posts for the last two years, I can ignore his bonkers tweets too. The only people who decide whether we pay attention to him is us.

Hank Green (@hankgreen)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 01:04 GMT

BREAKING: Trump snubs Twitter, says he is NOT returning, preferring to focus on Truth Social and noting the “incredible” problems Twitter faces. When DONALD TRUMP says your business has problems, oof, that’s gotta sting.

Tristan Snell (@TristanSnell)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 05:09 GMT

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1 hour benderslikebeckham.com

Joe Lycett (@joelycett)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 11:00 GMT

eli schutze🫡 (@elibelly)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 11:39 GMT

https://twitter.com/elibelly/status/1594295568473497600

Ok bear with me, this will sound like a terrible tourist thing, but walking around Covent Garden with a mulled wine after dark on a cold, clear evening is still one of my favourite winter in london activities

Joe (@jna_sh)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 11:52 GMT

English version of low polygon modeling TIPS. Also serves as my English practice.

𝙇𝙚𝙚🏕 (@leedoppo)Sat, 08 May 2021 19:35 +0000

I’m unfollowing every single person following that disgrace of a former president.

Patricia Aas 🐢🏳️‍🌈 (@pati_gallardo)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 04:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/pati_gallardo/status/1594192826585460736

If you need to keep tabs on an existential threat to humanity: use a Twitter list. Don’t feed his ego.

Patricia Aas 🐢🏳️‍🌈 (@pati_gallardo)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 11:20 GMT

https://twitter.com/TVsCarlKinsella/status/1594087002043023361

Better?

Kyle Spence (@KyleTSpence)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 02:48 GMT

https://twitter.com/Rob_Mortlock/status/1594090340818067457

At least most of us have a passport and know where other countries are.

FPL Ron Manager 🇺🇦 (@The_Ron_Manager)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 00:37 GMT

Man announces he will quit drinking by 2050...

Marc Hudson (@marcsrhudson)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 06:22 GMT

https://twitter.com/stevegraham/status/1593822664707039233

Get help. Toxic unhealthy workplaces are bad for people of all ages.

Richard Campbell (@wrychrd)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 02:57 GMT

https://twitter.com/stevegraham/status/1593822664707039233

Here's a screenshot of Steve's tweet for anyone in the future pursuing an Age Discrimination lawsuit against Teller (teller.io) or its CEO, Steve Graham. Subpoena Twitter for the contents of tweet ID 1593822664707039233. Hope this helps!

last normal guy online (@bonesgoblin)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 20:07 GMT

https://twitter.com/stevegraham/status/1593482019580784640

It's the absolute lack of respect or decency that turns me off. Musk is notorious for being horrible to work for (see all the lawsuits or, you know... any of his behavior recently.) The moral fiber of a leader is pretty damn important. I'm not convinced he has any.

Paul Tinsley (@ptinsley)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 06:05 GMT

https://twitter.com/stevegraham/status/1593822664707039233

weird flex (to brag about how exploitable you are) but ok

Amy Hoy (@amyhoy)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 19:58 GMT

https://twitter.com/stevegraham/status/1593482019580784640

Imagine I overpay for your company, fire your respected leadership and then tell you to do twice as much work for less comp. Then I offer you 3 months severance right before the holidays, or a stimulant-addled offer to "go hardcore." There's no equity. Why be a sucker?

notphilatall (@notphilatall)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 17:48 GMT

https://twitter.com/stevegraham/status/1593482019580784640

Imagine not turning Elon into a prophet and actually examining the lack of vision & narrative that’s been communicated by this new leadership team. Then imagine being forced to work in chaos while he figures it out and you have other attractive places you can work at

Prasant Lokinendi (@psantloki)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 21:04 GMT

“Look at me, I’m a human, I pay taxes, I have depression, I’m behind on chores”

Shannen Michaela 🍉 (@ShannenJPEG)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 23:04 GMT

creepy dork contingent checking in

Sam Kottler (@samkottler)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 09:40 GMT

https://twitter.com/fake_api/status/1594094016450088960

In case you’re wondering, @stevegraham had the totally original idea to create @teller which appears to be a worse @Plaid or @finicity (and it’s HARD to get worse than Finicity) or about a billion other similar companies. He’s a big-thinking hard-working original!

Twіtter API (real, not parody) (@fake_api)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 22:28 GMT

Content warning: Twitter chat

Huh shocked to discover that Elon's "content moderation council with widely diverse viewpoints" turned out to just be a Twitter poll

Matthew Garrett (@mjg59)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 01:16 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1594105021746274304

134 million saw it, but only 15 million voted. So that's a turnout of 11%. Hardly a triumph of democracy.

James O'Flynn (@jamesoflynn)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 06:35 GMT

Turns out Ukraine have dogs that are trained to detect people who benefit from Russian money.

Parody Rishi Sunak (@Parody_PM)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 19:31 GMT

put this in the olympics

Mr Steal Yo Signs (@ULTIMATEGRINGO)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 17:37 GMT

Stephen Fry used to loudly quit Twitter every time people disagreed with him so I don't think he should be doling out advice to trans people about accepting Jowling Kowling Rowling's vitriol.

Sooz Kempner🐀 (@SoozUK)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 11:55 GMT

There’s a time when I did - and loved doing - late night coding sessions, and had no problem working overtime. I was young, cared little for sleep and had no family. Create a culture that expects long and late hours and you’ll attract this demographic. It is often deliberate.

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Amazing how many people have reached out to me over these photos with @elonmusk. Late night coding sessions + whiteboards are at the heart of what this industry was built on.

twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

Sriram Krishnan - sriramk.eth (@sriramk)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 12:37 GMT

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 16:36 GMT

President Zelensky says it was great to meet yet another British PM, and he can’t wait to see who we send in December.

Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 08:41 GMT

ROFL the DMCA microservice is off twitter.com/asleepmods/sta…

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Hackers (1995) full movie official twitter thread 1/49

mods asleep, hack the planet (@AsleepMods)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 23:19 GMT

Patricia Aas 🐢🏳️‍🌈 (@pati_gallardo)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 08:38 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1594131768298315777

So you lied. twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

Tom Coates (@tomcoates)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 01:04 GMT

https://twitter.com/TheLaurenChen/status/1594101861564534784

This, and also when you don't need to know how to code to work at a tech company vs when you do twitter.com/TheExiledOne91…

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https://twitter.com/TheLaurenChen/status/1594101861564534784

4 hour work week vs 60 hour work week

Nick 🇺🇸 🇮🇹 (@TheExiledOne91)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 22:55 GMT

Lauren Chen (@TheLaurenChen)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 22:57 GMT

Twitter before Elon vs Twitter after Elon

Lauren Chen (@TheLaurenChen)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 22:54 GMT

https://twitter.com/_duncanhall/status/1593342062383996928

That’s some great sleuthing though 🕵🏻‍♀️

Lawrie ✨ (@indextwo)Thu, 17 Nov 2022 21:27 GMT

https://twitter.com/piccalilli_/status/1593270170860101632

I don't want to point fingers publicly without more proof, but there is some fairly compelling evidence that at least 1 person involved in organising this conference was also involved in setting up a fairly dubious looking PPE company during the pandemic.

Duncan Hall (@_duncanhall)Thu, 17 Nov 2022 20:32 GMT

Can 100% confirm that the bottom two could take the top one in less than a minute.

Heather Burns (@WebDevLaw)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 09:15 GMT

https://twitter.com/_duncanhall/status/1593341212672622595

I have a simple rule of thumb with new conferences… if you cannot easily figure out anyone involved with it in advance, you probably don’t want to attend, speak, or sponsor.

Dylan Schiemann (@dylans)Thu, 17 Nov 2022 21:11 GMT

I made this point directly to Modern Frontends when they were asking for speakers. I recommended they put clear details on the site. They dismissed it as something only I (and one other guy??) cared about.

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https://twitter.com/_duncanhall/status/1593341212672622595

I have a simple rule of thumb with new conferences… if you cannot easily figure out anyone involved with it in advance, you probably don’t want to attend, speak, or sponsor.

Dylan Schiemann (@dylans)Thu, 17 Nov 2022 21:11 GMT

Jake Archibald (@jaffathecake)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 09:18 GMT

Management tip: BEFORE firing or alienating 75% of your staff, it’s a good idea to understand the significant design decisions that shape the form and function of the software and hardware that defines your business FIRST.

Grady Booch (@Grady_Booch)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 16:59 GMT

The story of how I could steal credentials on Infosec Mastodon with a HTML injection vulnerability, without needing to bypass CSP. Everybody on our Twitter feed seemed to be jumping ship to the infose