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If I was Hunter Biden, I might be tempted to send the GOP a thank you note for making my dick the seriously most-talked-about dick on Twitter, for days now. Money can’t BUY their level of fascination, that is ORGANIC ha

Mistress Matisse (@mistressmatisse)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 21:52 GMT

This is peak Twitter

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Brad Troemel (@BradTroemel)Fri, 02 Dec 2022 18:01 GMT

Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 22:06 GMT

https://twitter.com/CSMFHT/status/1599163108261769216

If you don't read to the end, you're missing out

Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 22:08 GMT

Why do people build fake drawers as if women don’t go through enough deception from fake pockets

Diana 🦪 is on holiday 🌴 (@dianasoyster)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 22:06 GMT

Where you should spend time, based on your personality:

Justine Moore (@venturetwins)Thu, 01 Dec 2022 02:38 GMT

https://twitter.com/jschauma/status/1509996434120192003

Resist the urge to "reduce noise" by answering questions in private. "Let me DM you." is an anti-pattern that prohibits learning by lurking. So are tightly scoped & many private channels: they tend to reinforce "us" vs "them" boundaries and limit information sharing.

Jan Schaumann (@jschauma)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 20:51 +0000

Omg RIP Noodle

eli schutze🫡 (@elibelly)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 22:38 GMT

https://twitter.com/elibelly/status/1599171195177668608

The no-bones-est of days

eli schutze🫡 (@elibelly)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 22:39 GMT

"Nobody uses Rust in production", he emailed (with Thunderbird) from his laptop (running Windows) to a mailing list (on AWS, behind Cloudflare), which I then read (in Firefox) on my phone (running Android) after clicking a link (in Discord) to the list archive (served by Fastly).

Mara Bos (@m_ou_se)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 22:46 GMT

I had a baby ya’ll 🥲 Meet Calvin, twitterverse.

Meredith Bull (@meredithbull)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 22:45 GMT

is it ok to use the AI images as profile pics or are we cancelling anybody that does just like the blue verified?

(◑‿◐) (@matthewherod)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 22:46 GMT

bones day forever 😭❤️

angel (@angelmendoza___)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 19:36 GMT

Rip Noodle the pug 💔

SUBSCRIBE TO MY SUBSTACK (@TaylorLorenz)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 20:05 GMT

Out of Context Everything. (@OutOfContextEv)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 20:08 GMT

Up All Night Movies (@uanmovies)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 19:49 GMT

First time the USA leaves a Middle Eastern country so quickly

Karl Sharro (@KarlreMarks)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 16:54 GMT

my pixel art vs the cross stitch of it 🥹💞

Jubilee ❣️ 2023 CALENDARS OUT NOW (@16pxl)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 18:27 GMT

https://twitter.com/_mickjagger/status/1598908722709139456

Update after research: Kodak DID fly him out (not Megan). However - he still never got to meet her 🥴 she snubbed him twice 2oceansvibe.com/2009/07/07/ros…

Isabelita🌹 (@_mickjagger)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 05:22 GMT

https://twitter.com/freezydorito/status/1599139618091212800

i actually craved an honest burgers but hey guess what that’s 700, compared to 卤肉饭 Braised Pork Rice Bowl which is a mystery

laura (@freezydorito)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 20:33 GMT

https://twitter.com/jenntakahashi/status/1598920096239751169

Boring company is how musk is labeled on tindr

@dogonatinroof (@dogonatinroof)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 08:24 GMT

supporting small restaurants not because of any moral thing just because they are the only ones that aren’t legally mandated to put calories in the takeaway menus

laura (@freezydorito)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 20:32 GMT

https://twitter.com/MOMMYBlGDICK/status/1599145335796142080

have they considered how hard monogamy is for people with adhd :/

Cloudy 🌩️ (estrogen angel) (@oncloud_e)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 20:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/oncloud_e/status/1599144735385726977

it’s hard to have a bunch of girlfriends. i’m not monogamous, i just have adhd.

𝐒𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐚 🏳️‍⚧️ (@MOMMYBlGDICK)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 20:55 GMT

https://twitter.com/oncloud_e/status/1599145501928345600

so true, im always finding new girls to kiss

𝐒𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐚 🏳️‍⚧️ (@MOMMYBlGDICK)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 21:36 GMT

Yesterday I had a Zoom call with a famous AfroLatina actress who told me she has been trying to get the rights to one of my books for 20 years. I had repeatedly told my TV/film agents I wanted to work with her. Her handlers and my handlers never introduced us. 1/

Alisa Lynn Valdés (formerly Valdes-Rodriguez) (@AlisaValdesRod1)Fri, 02 Dec 2022 19:14 GMT

https://twitter.com/joshsojoshsoj/status/1557914784741351425

why don't you just send me 20 real dollars

Molly White (@molly0xFFF)Fri, 12 Aug 2022 02:22 +0000

https://twitter.com/joshsojoshsoj/status/1557912978216947714

Molly White (@molly0xFFF)Fri, 12 Aug 2022 02:14 +0000

i should get some sort of prize when i merge all my dependabot prs

Molly White (@molly0xFFF)Fri, 12 Aug 2022 02:03 +0000

https://twitter.com/molly0xFFF/status/1557910591762743297

yes i know the bugfixes and new features and security patches are a prize in and of themselves but i mean like a cupcake in the mail or something

Molly White (@molly0xFFF)Fri, 12 Aug 2022 02:05 +0000

https://twitter.com/molly0xFFF/status/1557911050820919296

remembered to deploy it too. double cupcakes for me today.

Molly White (@molly0xFFF)Fri, 12 Aug 2022 02:15 +0000

https://twitter.com/joshsojoshsoj/status/1557911312725954567

i said a prize

Molly White (@molly0xFFF)Fri, 12 Aug 2022 02:06 +0000

I remain completely fascinated by the way programmers develop physical metaphors for the abstract work we do, in our heads. And how much sense those metaphors make for us. I was just thinking about stack unwinding and how I have a pretty good concept in my head of "throwing" something up a stack that gets "caught" dynamically somewhere else (as opposed to a lexical unwind/break). Like, how did my brain even develop these metaphors in the first place? It's so weird and so cool. I love programming.

Cookie consent popups seem like they’ve been engineered to get people to opt in to less privacy. Like the net effect is privacy is worse now as most users have no idea what they are clicking.

Darren Shepherd (@ibuildthecloud)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 16:35 GMT

Imagine throwing it all away to do PR work for the richest person in the world. Humiliating shit.

Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__)Fri, 02 Dec 2022 23:53 GMT

Me, hearing about recency bias: That's my favorite bias

lil pom poko jerk (@rajandelman)Fri, 02 Dec 2022 16:14 GMT

Attached: 1 image #Admin #indieWebSocial I look thru all the new user's answers to 'why do you want to join this instance?" Mostly to prune our spam: But I *had* to share this one reason given by a new user tonight - anonymously - because it's so great and so much of the reason I started this instance in 2019, and why I strongly suspect it is the reason so many of you are here too. #TwitterMigration #Mastodon

the most unrealistic thing about stranger things is how max was the only character who was advised to seek psychological help

Ariana (@simplytomh)Fri, 02 Dec 2022 16:53 GMT

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Jupiter, high on caffeine, sleep deprived, and doing its best to take care of 79 moons 😩

✨Star Stuff✨ (@RachelTortorici)Fri, 18 Sep 2020 17:44 +0000

And they say we drive on the wrong side of the road.

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Franco ChriChri (@ghrighri_chri)Fri, 02 Dec 2022 23:11 GMT

Mat Ryer (@matryer)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 08:04 GMT

christmas tree buttplug is almost done

@funkittoys wherever socials are mediated (@FunkitToys)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 02:14 GMT

Paper forest

Now it's a paper bed

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