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I want David Cronenberg to design the new USB standard, so all the ports and plugs sigh and moan and writhe before finally accommodating each other’s anatomy in a blissful, disturbing union that allows charging and data transfer to occur effortlessly between all equipment.

Greg Egan (@gregeganSF)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 04:03 GMT

one of my fav things i learned from twitter is literally every ethnicity thinks they invented the plastic bag full of plastic bags

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Every Armenian household has at least one plastic grocery bag filled with other plastic grocery bags

Lavash Life (@LavashLife)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 02:29 GMT

wendy carlos will high (@steadynappin_)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 13:04 GMT

companys are like BIG SALE 1% off

Chelsea Peretti (@chelseaperetti)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 17:05 GMT

Latest episode of Tech: Off-topic is out! This time @SecondeJ and I dragged @alistair_hey on and we had some hilarious chat about the linux foundation, modern frontends, and a bunch of other stuff go listen on anchor.fm/tech-off-topic… or on your favourite podcast platform

Mike Elsmore (@ukmadlz)Sun, 27 Nov 2022 17:08 GMT

https://twitter.com/HaiderAli_123/status/1597341506494672896

You don’t think LGTBQ rights or woman’s rights are an issue outside of western countries?

Mayor Adam West (@ProjectHopium)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 21:34 GMT

A protestor wearing a 'Save Ukraine' T-shirt with the words 'Respect for Iranian Women' on the back, carrying a rainbow flag, invaded the pitch of Portugal's World Cup group stage match with Uruguay.

Sky Sports News (@SkySportsNews)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 21:20 GMT

Before Tobey & Sam were bid adieu by Sony, work actually had begun on SPIDER-MAN 4, and I visited friends who were working on the Vulture's costume intended for actor John Malkovich. Once production shut down, all materials were turned in. I've sat on this for almost 15 years.

Ken Penders (@KenPenders)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 02:03 GMT

Whenever I give a talk about my experience of being stalked, during Q&A there's always at least one parent that asks "How can I make sure that this doesn't happen to my daughter?" I have NEVER been asked "How can I make sure my son never does this to someone?"

Julie S. Lalonde (@JulieSLalonde)Sun, 27 Nov 2022 17:43 GMT

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Had a plumber here recently. Chatted to him about #longcovid & my last 2 years. He had no idea. Few days after doing job he turned up with a HBOT leaflet. Said he’d been reading stuff & wondered if it might help. Yep. My plumber is now more proactive re my recovery than my GP😂

🅹🅾🅷🅽 🅺🅴🅽🅽🅴🅳🆈 (@j_b_kennedy)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 12:48 GMT

Waking up and knocking over four cans of Diet Coke to get to my gun because I thought I heard a union forming in my hallway

Logan Dean (@L__Dean)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 18:30 GMT

We’re introducing calendar-based versioning for our REST API, so we can keep evolving our API, whilst still giving integrators a smooth migration path and plenty of time to update their integrations.

Attached: 1 image 🙌 Bio-update incoming As of today, I am an official GDE for Android Thanks so much to the @GoogleDevExpert@twitter.com program ❤️ and to those that helped me on my journey to get here!

begging on my hands and knees for GitHub to finally not make us SSO for public data in repos you're a member of.

tierney cyren (parody) (@bitandbang)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 19:11 GMT

Advanced global cmd trick: to sort the keys inside an array of obj/hash/dict/whatever, you can pass to the global command a pattern range: :g/pattern1/,/pattern2/cmd :g/{/+1,/}/-1 sort The patterns are /{/+1 and /}/-1 (the line after "{" and the line before "}" :h :sort #vim

Learn Vim (@learnvim)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 16:13 GMT

watching my friend consistently troll as "[current news making tech company] employee" is the only reason im still on this website

Kylie Robison (@kyliebytes)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 19:24 GMT

Imagine publicly admitting you’d lost a major advertiser like this and thinking they were somehow the problem. twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

Twіtter API (real, not parody) (@fake_api)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 18:11 GMT

https://twitter.com/abrahamjoseph/status/1597243290566680576

Flared based

Themjamin☭Danklin (@LysergicLeftist)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 16:14 GMT

Strong "everything is fine at my companies" energy.

John Scott-Railton (@jsrailton)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 13:27 GMT

People saying fired Twitter employees must not have mattered bc Twitter hasn't disappeared have same energy as the "How can climate change be real if it snowed today!?" people. Site is getting worse--more spam, tweets not loading, etc.--but it's not going to implode instantly

Lincoln Michel (@TheLincoln)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 17:02 GMT

https://twitter.com/marinaxdove/status/1597240912933191680

Rich people have all that money and just hate their stuff 😭😭😭

marina 🌿 (@marinaxdove)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 14:48 GMT

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𝐒𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐚 🏳️‍⚧️ (@MOMMYBlGDICK)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 14:57 GMT

Huge news: the analytics team reports that on Thanksgiving day Twitter got down to 835k racist posts per hour, a new low and a sign of bright days ahead

Thanks For Sharing Jerk (not Parody) (@Thx4SharingJerk)Sun, 27 Nov 2022 23:59 GMT

Deliveroo: You up?

Seán Burke (@SeanBurkeShow)Thu, 24 Nov 2022 14:54 GMT

https://twitter.com/DannyNemer/status/1597216401919717383

Good news for you is Twitter is hiring software engineers. I suspect now is a good time to get in because most people with options will run from a place where it's common to get emails ar or after midnight about something yet again changing, or where devs are let go on the spot.

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 13:19 GMT

U good @Spotify ?

ali open for mid level developer roles (@endingwithali)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 13:39 GMT

Sometimes you need to be careful if you’re always the one putting out the fires. Pretty sure I’m gonna need a whole blog post for this one.

Laurie (@laurieontech)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 13:46 GMT

https://twitter.com/sarah_edo/status/1596973594893963265

a side-effect of staying with the same company and codebase for a long ass time is you get to see the long-term outcomes of decisions you made years ago. It ain’t pretty!!

Rach Smith 🌈 (@rachsmithtweets)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 04:07 GMT

Number of times in the last 10 years I’ve found a problem with a computer due to an actual virus: 0. Number of times in the last 10 years I’ve found a problem with a computer due to the completely unnecessary third-party virus checker when the OS provides one: lots.

Mike McQuaid (@MikeMcQuaid)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 14:14 GMT

https://twitter.com/space__wizard/status/1596932264847605760

But loan forgiveness is a slap in the face

DubAche (@AcheDub)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 03:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/space__wizard/status/1596932264847605760

fun fact my high school graduation was at this church…yes…public high school lol…there was a prayer and everything 🥴we called it “6 flags over jesus” bc the whole thing is like a shopping mall stg

shlee (@aj10151)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 00:38 GMT

https://twitter.com/space__wizard/status/1596932264847605760

"give to the hungry? Nahh nahh fam I'm hungry for flying drummers and a 300 foot led screen, run that shit, lol Jesus gonna love this"

HeadshotPapi (@ELUseless)Sun, 27 Nov 2022 22:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/aj10151/status/1597039571866292224

also known as the repentagon 😅

ricky's mom (@macndemocracy)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 02:01 GMT

Look, I'm boring myself having to repeat this... but language matters. I'm not "choosing to be more COVID cautious." That's not why I can't come to your event. For me & many folks, your event is INACCESSIBLE to us by not being COVID-safe.

Mary Halton (@maryhalton)Sun, 27 Nov 2022 18:36 GMT

these people should definitely be paying taxes lmao twitter.com/musicalchaotic…

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Musical Instruments with Chaotic Auras (@MusicalChaotic)Sun, 27 Nov 2022 15:57 GMT

space wizard - on tour :) (@space__wizard)Sun, 27 Nov 2022 18:21 GMT

https://twitter.com/space__wizard/status/1596932264847605760

feed the hungry and poor ? no i need flying drummers NOW

space wizard - on tour :) (@space__wizard)Sun, 27 Nov 2022 18:22 GMT

https://twitter.com/kefimochi/status/1597201653349830657

honestly i find that weird about the US. In the UK shit/fuck are... swear words... but nobody but the most prudish really give a fuck after you turn 16?

danielle 🏳️‍🌈 (@endocrimes)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 12:20 GMT

cant wait to see this graphic design atrocity in a couple days #spotifywrapped

RennyDay (@renny_day)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 06:18 GMT

you have to imagine some of the hardline revolutionaries we meet in Andor were not too pleased that their Rebellion ended up getting hijacked by a buncha mystical space wizard family feud bs

Rob (@robrousseau)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 23:37 GMT

Lots of my queer mates are often like "I look back at my friends from school now and realise we were all secretly gay" Whereas I look at my school friends facebooks and I'm luck "fuck there's no wonder I'm such a traumatised queer." The heteronomativity literally oozes.

Tess Cooper 🏳️‍🌈 (@tessacooper5)Wed, 23 Nov 2022 16:51 GMT

This guy tweeting this about a company worth billions like it doesn’t have database monitors in place, or that if it didn’t, it wouldn’t be egregious, is hilarious. You probably fired or chased off the team on the pager rotation for it my dude.

Eric Sipple (@saalon)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 02:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/EricAschner/status/1597070157658017792

Blocks are a safety issue. If someone is stalking you, or sending death threats, it’s not good enough to process the block later. (Yes, I know blocks can be circumvented, but this is still not a situation where you can say “yeah, it’s done” when it’s not actually done.)

Josh (also on Mastodon & Cohost) (@SrslyJosh)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 07:21 GMT

https://twitter.com/saalon/status/1597053726807556096

Also who knows if literally any of this is true, but good lord the Dipshit CEO Who Pretends They’re Technical odors coming off this shit.

Eric Sipple (@saalon)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 02:27 GMT

I remember the day I realised some of my repos has LICENCE.md and it wasn't being picked up by tools because of bloody en_US ruling the world...

Ciaran McNulty (@CiaranMcNulty)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 11:04 GMT

While this is cool, you still shouldn’t be logging that raw information.

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👀 Look at what has popped up in the CloudWatch Logs web console

Aidan W Steele (@__steele)Sun, 27 Nov 2022 22:16 GMT

Tom Withers (@tomtucka)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 11:08 GMT

https://twitter.com/robrousseau/status/1596649252033368064

Thank you for all your hard work! By the way we created yet another decadent liberal democracy and put Darth Vader's son in charge, then he immediately fucked things up which led to the return of the Empire like 15 years later

Rob (@robrousseau)Sun, 27 Nov 2022 00:28 GMT

Catching “mild” COVID recap: four weeks on medical leave, will need to leave off sports & any other exhaustion for at least another two weeks. Tried to go on a slow walk the other day and had to stop after 200m. My heartbeat fluctuates wildly and I have to take frequent breaks.

Jan Lehnardt (@janl@chaos.social) (@janl)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 09:50 GMT

My mom just turned to me and said, “I hope I never get Alzheimer’s.” I put my arm around her and said, “If you get it, I promise to take care of you, and love you through it.” ... She has had #Alzheimers for years 😭😩😢💔

Jillian (@JillyaneMarie)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 20:43 GMT

One of my partners made me a playlist to soothe me after day of gender dysphoria and autistic meltdowns. I absolutely love these lyrics open.spotify.com/track/15LIoiA1…

Tess Cooper 🏳️‍🌈 (@tessacooper5)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 10:04 GMT