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https://twitter.com/Luiseach/status/1597862769617178625

Italians when I order a Hawaiian

James Felton (@JimMFelton)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 09:39 GMT

Listening to a dad in this coffee shop explain to a ~4yo that Darth Vader was “a man with a lot of big feelings who didn’t have anyone to help him express them the right way.”

Stephanie Insley Hershinow (@S_Insley_H)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 19:44 GMT

https://twitter.com/S_Insley_H/status/1597677933816340480

Men plot to rule the galaxy instead of going to therapy

Luis Pedro Coelho🌻 (@luispedrocoelho)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 02:41 GMT

https://twitter.com/maisieccino/status/1597766469516898305

Beware the untrue brain worms

be7.is (@bevishalperry)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 10:28 GMT

Why do we *insist* on using the term "back-end", when we could favour the infinitely saucier *rear end*, or *arse*?

https://twitter.com/supermariomovie/status/1597714544641687553

Ok...after hearing Chris Pratt's Mario voice some more...he is not the actor for this role...and this is coming from a Chris Pratt fan.(don't crucify me) Everything else looks great though

J.Clark🔞💙💛 (@artistgam3r)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 22:54 GMT

https://twitter.com/wholesomeornn/status/1597718675900878849

Thas right, "REAL" adults need to rant on twitter about how adults watching a movie aren't REAL adults. Actually clowning, or bait.

Zey (@Doodood22912940)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 23:14 GMT

Warp into the new official #SuperMarioMovie trailer. ❤️ this tweet to Power-Up with exclusive updates from The Super Mario Bros. Movie

The Super Mario Bros. Movie (@supermariomovie)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 22:10 GMT

i figured since it's the last year i'd qualify i should finally get to it forbes.com/pictures/6377d…

Molly White (@molly0xFFF)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 21:34 GMT

"don't tell your girl" me to my girl : and she said i shouldn't tell you imagine

.𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖒á𝖘 🇵🇹 (@GriffithsTM7)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 18:03 GMT

My hobby: running container scanners on containers provided by security vendors. Today's victim, Cloud Workstations (just announced today by Google): cloud.google.com/workstations/d… When you start the environment, it shows you the URL to the container running all your software!

Dan Lorenc (@lorenc_dan)Wed, 12 Oct 2022 02:06 +0000

In 2020 Apple deleted Fortnite, which was literally paying them billions a year in IAP. They’d delete Twitter without blinking.

Daniel Feldman dfeldman@hachyderm.io (@d_feldman)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 20:52 GMT

Honestly I think we’d all prefer Series 7 of The Expanse twitter.com/watcherguru/st…

Preston Byrne (@prestonjbyrne)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 13:40 GMT

Spotify: wrapped

seasonal but slutty 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 18:43 GMT

nah because this is the first time any of us are hearing about this movie. if you’ve got your first animated gay lead but you eschew all the usual marketing, then turn around and say “see no one likes ‘woke’ movies,” that is intentional evil twitter.com/culturecrave/s…

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Disney’s #StrangeWorld bombs at the box office with $18.6M domestically in its first 5 days The film is projected to lose at least $100M

Culture Crave 🍿 (@CultureCrave)Sun, 27 Nov 2022 20:05 GMT

Khoi Dao (@khoidaooo)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 19:18 GMT

https://twitter.com/thisaintredwine/status/1597420722896662529

Her last name is

Giotalks (@SpittinOnGio)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 05:40 GMT

https://twitter.com/sarah43079519/status/1597415499083616256

No, her last name is

minimoff (@thisaintredwine)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 02:42 GMT

me when someone doesn't believe me and they google it and see I'm right

ivy *⁠.⁠✧ (@ivyluvx)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 17:58 GMT

https://twitter.com/Max_01800/status/1597610158019969024

Uh same?!?!?😭😭😭

ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 15:35 GMT

I once thought I was in a relationship with this girl so I asked her if she’d mind bringing guacamole to a party I was throwing, and she was like “oh, I think you’re confused….we’re not at please bring guacamole level.”

ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 15:10 GMT

https://twitter.com/ElyKreimendahl/status/1597608911296942080

I didn't even know that was a level. 😭

Minny Fallon (@Max_01800)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 15:15 GMT

Shohreh Aghdashloo has one of my favorite voices. ☺️ It’s such a pleasure to hear her portray Admiral Shala’Raan vas Tonbay. #MassEffect2 #MassEffect #Tali #MigrantFleet #Quarian #ShohrehAghdashloo #Bioware

Chelsea 💜 (@chelsdaniel280)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 18:21 GMT

I loved working on Mass Effect. It was my first voice-over job for a game, and it taught me a lot. ❤️

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Shohreh Aghdashloo has one of my favorite voices. ☺️ It’s such a pleasure to hear her portray Admiral Shala’Raan vas Tonbay. #MassEffect2 #MassEffect #Tali #MigrantFleet #Quarian #ShohrehAghdashloo #Bioware

Chelsea 💜 (@chelsdaniel280)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 18:21 GMT

Shohreh Aghdashloo (@SAghdashloo)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 21:03 GMT

https://twitter.com/Esqueer_/status/1597307640983748609

Apple and Tesla are not even remotely in the same league. Apple has a $2.3 TRILLION market cap while Tesla is at $570 billion. Elon has no leverage here. He was already overextended in buying Twitter.

Alejandra Caraballo (@Esqueer_)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 19:20 GMT

https://twitter.com/EmmaBostian/status/1597544170851213312

Word to those looking to get into management: take the advice in popular management books with a grain of salt. Many are US-centric and won't be directly applicable in other countries. Also, I cannot get behind any book telling you to put your team through a JUDGEMENT TEST.

Emma Bostian (@EmmaBostian)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 10:53 GMT

EXEC: Mr. Musk, sir, the brands are leaving Twitter MUSK: Have we tried insulting them?

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brand safety!

Aaron Rupar (@atrupar)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 18:09 GMT

Max Burns (@themaxburns)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 18:20 GMT

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1597291502027214848

Well if that doesn’t get Apple back on here I just don’t know what will. 😂

Jo 🌻 (@JoJoFromJerz)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 18:19 GMT

https://twitter.com/kelseyhightower/status/1597388994765283328

Turns out N*N publish isn't efficient 🤔. That's one of the first questions I asked when I saw the protocol...

hachyderm.io/@davidfowl (@davidfowl)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 06:37 GMT

Mastodon vs Twitter is a great case study on why decentralization alone isn't enough. Architecture matters and centralized systems exist for a reason: 👋🏾performance. I got a feeling the community is going to figure this out, whether that's ActivityPub, or something else.

Kelsey Hightower (@kelseyhightower)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 00:36 GMT

https://twitter.com/EmmaBostian/status/1597551202073718792

Instead try: 📚 The Making Of A Manager 📚 Engineering Management For The Rest Of Us

Emma Bostian (@EmmaBostian)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 11:21 GMT

This pattern matches exactly what we’d expect to see if automated accounts by bad actors were trying to game the platform, and all of the people with expertise in recognizing those patterns were no longer at the company.

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Look, it's congressional Twitter account follower data from @propublica in this @washingtonpost joint: washingtonpost.com/technology/202…

Derek Willis (@derekwillis)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 15:00 GMT

anildash (@anildash)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 16:56 GMT

Amendment to Online Safety Bill means ‘legal but harmful’ content won’t have to be removed, after govt realises it would block the majority of its policies.

Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 11:45 GMT

The Monday after a holiday weekend

70s Sci-Fi Art (@70sscifi)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 04:08 GMT

yo dude you coming over for pizza and staring at my cat tonight?

billie-rae (@heybillierae)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 00:47 GMT

https://twitter.com/OfSymbols/status/1597212891287285760

Ian (@sc0rpian99)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 21:29 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1597165510595989504

steviebaby 🫡 (@wolverhamp10)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 12:50 GMT

One simple trick to improve your timeline that Elon Musk doesn’t want you to know about.

Tree Sturgeon 🚵🔥🌍 (@philsturgeon)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 10:27 GMT

How do I know the difference between “just” hyperfocusing on something and making genuine decision on something I want? I’ve been making big decisions this year and downplaying them as “silly little hyperfocus ideas”, despite carefully planning and considering beforehand.

Pina✨ADHD Alien Comic (@ADHD_Alien)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 08:24 GMT

when I say dudes rock I mean them

Amy-Leigh Gemstone (lolennui@mas.to) (@lolennui)Mon, 12 Sep 2022 23:39 +0000

The former editorial director of GB News - the overtly anti-‘woke’, anti-BBC broadcaster - has now been hired as the BBC’s director of news programmes. What a farce.

Sam Bright (@WritesBright)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 19:30 GMT

Mom: “Don’t wind the dog up” Me:

Chucky 🔥 (@mickeywon234)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 22:39 GMT

Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

Roshan Patel (@roshanpateI)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 17:19 GMT

Love to catch up with old friends!! ❤️ It's so beautiful how technology connects us all!!! 💌🙏

Chloe Condon (@ChloeCondon)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 03:56 GMT

But where will men explain things to me

Olga Khazan (@olgakhazan)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 02:21 GMT

If you make a WordPress membership site with content behind a login, make sure you disable the REST API, otherwise all of your content is available to the world via the posts, pages, and media endpoints.

Chuck Grimmett (@cagrimmett)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 05:16 GMT

AWS made something remarkable: "SnapStart has reduced the cold start duration of a @springboot application on AWS Lambda from over 6 seconds to less than 200 ms" Good old JVM, no GraalVM, no native image. Cold start ~200ms aws.amazon.com/blogs/aws/new-…

Maciej Walkowiak 🍃 (@maciejwalkowiak)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 05:16 GMT

#reInvent2022

Bryson Tyrrell @AWS re:Invent (@bryson3gps)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 05:07 GMT

did it hurt? when you realized 2023 is just 36 days away and you're still processing 2019 which is about to be four years ago...

Shower Thoughts (@TheWeirdWorld)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 21:32 GMT

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I want David Cronenberg to design the new USB standard, so all the ports and plugs sigh and moan and writhe before finally accommodating each other’s anatomy in a blissful, disturbing union that allows charging and data transfer to occur effortlessly between all equipment.

Greg Egan (@gregeganSF)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 04:03 GMT

buttplug.io 🍑🔌 - Open Source Sex Tech (@buttplugio)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 06:52 GMT