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https://twitter.com/Esqueer_/status/1597307640983748609

Apple and Tesla are not even remotely in the same league. Apple has a $2.3 TRILLION market cap while Tesla is at $570 billion. Elon has no leverage here. He was already overextended in buying Twitter.

Alejandra Caraballo (@Esqueer_)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 19:20 GMT

https://twitter.com/EmmaBostian/status/1597544170851213312

Word to those looking to get into management: take the advice in popular management books with a grain of salt. Many are US-centric and won't be directly applicable in other countries. Also, I cannot get behind any book telling you to put your team through a JUDGEMENT TEST.

Emma Bostian (@EmmaBostian)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 10:53 GMT

EXEC: Mr. Musk, sir, the brands are leaving Twitter MUSK: Have we tried insulting them?

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brand safety!

Aaron Rupar (@atrupar)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 18:09 GMT

Max Burns (@themaxburns)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 18:20 GMT

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1597291502027214848

Well if that doesn’t get Apple back on here I just don’t know what will. 😂

Jo 🌻 (@JoJoFromJerz)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 18:19 GMT

https://twitter.com/kelseyhightower/status/1597388994765283328

Turns out N*N publish isn't efficient 🤔. That's one of the first questions I asked when I saw the protocol...

hachyderm.io/@davidfowl (@davidfowl)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 06:37 GMT

Mastodon vs Twitter is a great case study on why decentralization alone isn't enough. Architecture matters and centralized systems exist for a reason: 👋🏾performance. I got a feeling the community is going to figure this out, whether that's ActivityPub, or something else.

Kelsey Hightower (@kelseyhightower)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 00:36 GMT

https://twitter.com/EmmaBostian/status/1597551202073718792

Instead try: 📚 The Making Of A Manager 📚 Engineering Management For The Rest Of Us

Emma Bostian (@EmmaBostian)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 11:21 GMT

This pattern matches exactly what we’d expect to see if automated accounts by bad actors were trying to game the platform, and all of the people with expertise in recognizing those patterns were no longer at the company.

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Look, it's congressional Twitter account follower data from @propublica in this @washingtonpost joint: washingtonpost.com/technology/202…

Derek Willis (@derekwillis)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 15:00 GMT

anildash (@anildash)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 16:56 GMT

Amendment to Online Safety Bill means ‘legal but harmful’ content won’t have to be removed, after govt realises it would block the majority of its policies.

Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 11:45 GMT

The Monday after a holiday weekend

70s Sci-Fi Art (@70sscifi)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 04:08 GMT

yo dude you coming over for pizza and staring at my cat tonight?

billie-rae (@heybillierae)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 00:47 GMT

https://twitter.com/OfSymbols/status/1597212891287285760

Ian (@sc0rpian99)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 21:29 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1597165510595989504

steviebaby 🫡 (@wolverhamp10)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 12:50 GMT

One simple trick to improve your timeline that Elon Musk doesn’t want you to know about.

Tree Sturgeon 🚵🔥🌍 (@philsturgeon)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 10:27 GMT

How do I know the difference between “just” hyperfocusing on something and making genuine decision on something I want? I’ve been making big decisions this year and downplaying them as “silly little hyperfocus ideas”, despite carefully planning and considering beforehand.

Pina✨ADHD Alien Comic (@ADHD_Alien)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 08:24 GMT

when I say dudes rock I mean them

Amy-Leigh Gemstone (lolennui@mas.to) (@lolennui)Mon, 12 Sep 2022 23:39 +0000

The former editorial director of GB News - the overtly anti-‘woke’, anti-BBC broadcaster - has now been hired as the BBC’s director of news programmes. What a farce.

Sam Bright (@WritesBright)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 19:30 GMT

Mom: “Don’t wind the dog up” Me:

Chucky 🔥 (@mickeywon234)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 22:39 GMT

Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

Roshan Patel (@roshanpateI)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 17:19 GMT

Love to catch up with old friends!! ❤️ It's so beautiful how technology connects us all!!! 💌🙏

Chloe Condon (@ChloeCondon)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 03:56 GMT

But where will men explain things to me

Olga Khazan (@olgakhazan)Fri, 18 Nov 2022 02:21 GMT

If you make a WordPress membership site with content behind a login, make sure you disable the REST API, otherwise all of your content is available to the world via the posts, pages, and media endpoints.

Chuck Grimmett (@cagrimmett)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 05:16 GMT

AWS made something remarkable: "SnapStart has reduced the cold start duration of a @springboot application on AWS Lambda from over 6 seconds to less than 200 ms" Good old JVM, no GraalVM, no native image. Cold start ~200ms aws.amazon.com/blogs/aws/new-…

Maciej Walkowiak 🍃 (@maciejwalkowiak)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 05:16 GMT

#reInvent2022

Bryson Tyrrell @AWS re:Invent (@bryson3gps)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 05:07 GMT

did it hurt? when you realized 2023 is just 36 days away and you're still processing 2019 which is about to be four years ago...

Shower Thoughts (@TheWeirdWorld)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 21:32 GMT

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I want David Cronenberg to design the new USB standard, so all the ports and plugs sigh and moan and writhe before finally accommodating each other’s anatomy in a blissful, disturbing union that allows charging and data transfer to occur effortlessly between all equipment.

Greg Egan (@gregeganSF)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 04:03 GMT

buttplug.io 🍑🔌 - Open Source Sex Tech (@buttplugio)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 06:52 GMT

I want David Cronenberg to design the new USB standard, so all the ports and plugs sigh and moan and writhe before finally accommodating each other’s anatomy in a blissful, disturbing union that allows charging and data transfer to occur effortlessly between all equipment.

Greg Egan (@gregeganSF)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 04:03 GMT

one of my fav things i learned from twitter is literally every ethnicity thinks they invented the plastic bag full of plastic bags

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Every Armenian household has at least one plastic grocery bag filled with other plastic grocery bags

Lavash Life (@LavashLife)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 02:29 GMT

wendy carlos will high (@steadynappin_)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 13:04 GMT

companys are like BIG SALE 1% off

Chelsea Peretti (@chelseaperetti)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 17:05 GMT

Latest episode of Tech: Off-topic is out! This time @SecondeJ and I dragged @alistair_hey on and we had some hilarious chat about the linux foundation, modern frontends, and a bunch of other stuff go listen on anchor.fm/tech-off-topic… or on your favourite podcast platform

Mike Elsmore (@ukmadlz)Sun, 27 Nov 2022 17:08 GMT

https://twitter.com/HaiderAli_123/status/1597341506494672896

You don’t think LGTBQ rights or woman’s rights are an issue outside of western countries?

Mayor Adam West (@ProjectHopium)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 21:34 GMT

A protestor wearing a 'Save Ukraine' T-shirt with the words 'Respect for Iranian Women' on the back, carrying a rainbow flag, invaded the pitch of Portugal's World Cup group stage match with Uruguay.

Sky Sports News (@SkySportsNews)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 21:20 GMT

Before Tobey & Sam were bid adieu by Sony, work actually had begun on SPIDER-MAN 4, and I visited friends who were working on the Vulture's costume intended for actor John Malkovich. Once production shut down, all materials were turned in. I've sat on this for almost 15 years.

Ken Penders (@KenPenders)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 02:03 GMT

Whenever I give a talk about my experience of being stalked, during Q&A there's always at least one parent that asks "How can I make sure that this doesn't happen to my daughter?" I have NEVER been asked "How can I make sure my son never does this to someone?"

Julie S. Lalonde (@JulieSLalonde)Sun, 27 Nov 2022 17:43 GMT

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Had a plumber here recently. Chatted to him about #longcovid & my last 2 years. He had no idea. Few days after doing job he turned up with a HBOT leaflet. Said he’d been reading stuff & wondered if it might help. Yep. My plumber is now more proactive re my recovery than my GP😂

🅹🅾🅷🅽 🅺🅴🅽🅽🅴🅳🆈 (@j_b_kennedy)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 12:48 GMT

Waking up and knocking over four cans of Diet Coke to get to my gun because I thought I heard a union forming in my hallway

Logan Dean (@L__Dean)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 18:30 GMT

We’re introducing calendar-based versioning for our REST API, so we can keep evolving our API, whilst still giving integrators a smooth migration path and plenty of time to update their integrations.

Attached: 1 image 🙌 Bio-update incoming As of today, I am an official GDE for Android Thanks so much to the @GoogleDevExpert@twitter.com program ❤️ and to those that helped me on my journey to get here!

begging on my hands and knees for GitHub to finally not make us SSO for public data in repos you're a member of.

tierney cyren (parody) (@bitandbang)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 19:11 GMT

Advanced global cmd trick: to sort the keys inside an array of obj/hash/dict/whatever, you can pass to the global command a pattern range: :g/pattern1/,/pattern2/cmd :g/{/+1,/}/-1 sort The patterns are /{/+1 and /}/-1 (the line after "{" and the line before "}" :h :sort #vim

Learn Vim (@learnvim)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 16:13 GMT

watching my friend consistently troll as "[current news making tech company] employee" is the only reason im still on this website

Kylie Robison (@kyliebytes)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 19:24 GMT

Imagine publicly admitting you’d lost a major advertiser like this and thinking they were somehow the problem. twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

Twіtter API (real, not parody) (@fake_api)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 18:11 GMT

https://twitter.com/abrahamjoseph/status/1597243290566680576

Flared based

Themjamin☭Danklin (@LysergicLeftist)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 16:14 GMT

Strong "everything is fine at my companies" energy.

John Scott-Railton (@jsrailton)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 13:27 GMT

People saying fired Twitter employees must not have mattered bc Twitter hasn't disappeared have same energy as the "How can climate change be real if it snowed today!?" people. Site is getting worse--more spam, tweets not loading, etc.--but it's not going to implode instantly

Lincoln Michel (@TheLincoln)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 17:02 GMT

https://twitter.com/marinaxdove/status/1597240912933191680

Rich people have all that money and just hate their stuff 😭😭😭

marina 🌿 (@marinaxdove)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 14:48 GMT

👀

𝐒𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐚 🏳️‍⚧️ (@MOMMYBlGDICK)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 14:57 GMT

Huge news: the analytics team reports that on Thanksgiving day Twitter got down to 835k racist posts per hour, a new low and a sign of bright days ahead

Thanks For Sharing Jerk (not Parody) (@Thx4SharingJerk)Sun, 27 Nov 2022 23:59 GMT

Deliveroo: You up?

Seán Burke (@SeanBurkeShow)Thu, 24 Nov 2022 14:54 GMT