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Don’t take someone else’s gun, cross state lines and shoot and kill people.

Jason Selvig (@jasonselvig)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 22:22 GMT

stand up comedy

trying to make your mood better (@ttmymoodb)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 11:53 GMT

o chris pratt sendo o mario é literalmente isso aqui

toka (@tokaPls)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 22:53 GMT

chris pratt really got into that voice booth and voiced himself like not a lick of effort twitter.com/universalpics/…

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Warp into the new official #SuperMarioMovie trailer.

Universal Pictures (@UniversalPics)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 22:04 GMT

ceo of kory (@korysverse)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 22:14 GMT

i don’t know how to explain it but it sounds like chris pratt recorded the whole movie sitting down

Laura Stahl (@laura_stahl)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 02:46 GMT

chris pratt screaming, crying, throwing up at the thought of having to drive on rainbow road

James Whitbrook (@Jwhitbrook)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 22:08 GMT

excuse me chris pratt would not drive on rainbow road

normal about power (@nierhole)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 22:05 GMT

The Super Mario Bros. Movie might be the first instance where instead of one character/actor carrying the film, it will be literally EVERYONE ELSE carrying Chris Pratt.

Tom Schalk (the real one) (@TomStheVoice)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 22:21 GMT

internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 02:32 GMT

this is my

Out of Context Pokemon (@OoCPokemon)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 01:47 GMT

https://twitter.com/slutpilled/status/1597958256546435072

i am once again begging Spotify to stop counting ambient music in Wrapped

𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖛𝖆𝖑𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖊 🏳️‍⚧️🖤 (@slutpilled)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 14:20 GMT

Happy #SpotifyWrapped day!!!

katie walker (@KatCodes)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 14:25 GMT

yeah i had a breakup do we really have to dig into this

laura (@freezydorito)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 14:38 GMT

https://twitter.com/ZoeSchiffer/status/1597665811350827008

As someone who’s worked in software for a couple decades, the things @elonmusk appears to deem important and meaningful make you wonder if he really has any idea wtf he’s doing. He certainly thinks he does.

Erik (@erikdhansen)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 19:35 GMT

im glad i came back to tumblr actually

DB, the Dragon Queen 💙🏳️‍⚧️🐉 (@DrgnBeauty)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 05:40 GMT

if I wasn’t supposed to grow up to want a sugar daddy why did we base an entire holiday around a much older man bringing me presents for being a good girl

stoned cold fox ❌ (@roastmalone_)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 22:57 GMT

Londoners when you’re in front of them in a Pret but haven’t quite decided on your coffee yet

Sorcha Ní Nia (@Luiseach)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 07:59 GMT

https://twitter.com/Luiseach/status/1597862769617178625

When you stand on the left hand side of the tube escalator.

Dr Philip Lee (@drphiliplee1)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 09:49 GMT

https://twitter.com/Luiseach/status/1597862769617178625

Italians when I order a Hawaiian

James Felton (@JimMFelton)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 09:39 GMT

Listening to a dad in this coffee shop explain to a ~4yo that Darth Vader was “a man with a lot of big feelings who didn’t have anyone to help him express them the right way.”

Stephanie Insley Hershinow (@S_Insley_H)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 19:44 GMT

https://twitter.com/S_Insley_H/status/1597677933816340480

Men plot to rule the galaxy instead of going to therapy

Luis Pedro Coelho🌻 (@luispedrocoelho)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 02:41 GMT

https://twitter.com/maisieccino/status/1597766469516898305

Beware the untrue brain worms

be7.is (@bevishalperry)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 10:28 GMT

Why do we *insist* on using the term "back-end", when we could favour the infinitely saucier *rear end*, or *arse*?

https://twitter.com/supermariomovie/status/1597714544641687553

Ok...after hearing Chris Pratt's Mario voice some more...he is not the actor for this role...and this is coming from a Chris Pratt fan.(don't crucify me) Everything else looks great though

J.Clark🔞💙💛 (@artistgam3r)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 22:54 GMT

https://twitter.com/wholesomeornn/status/1597718675900878849

Thas right, "REAL" adults need to rant on twitter about how adults watching a movie aren't REAL adults. Actually clowning, or bait.

Zey (@Doodood22912940)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 23:14 GMT

Warp into the new official #SuperMarioMovie trailer. ❤️ this tweet to Power-Up with exclusive updates from The Super Mario Bros. Movie

The Super Mario Bros. Movie (@supermariomovie)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 22:10 GMT

i figured since it's the last year i'd qualify i should finally get to it forbes.com/pictures/6377d…

Molly White (@molly0xFFF)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 21:34 GMT

"don't tell your girl" me to my girl : and she said i shouldn't tell you imagine

.𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖒á𝖘 🇵🇹 (@GriffithsTM7)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 18:03 GMT

My hobby: running container scanners on containers provided by security vendors. Today's victim, Cloud Workstations (just announced today by Google): cloud.google.com/workstations/d… When you start the environment, it shows you the URL to the container running all your software!

Dan Lorenc (@lorenc_dan)Wed, 12 Oct 2022 02:06 +0000

In 2020 Apple deleted Fortnite, which was literally paying them billions a year in IAP. They’d delete Twitter without blinking.

Daniel Feldman dfeldman@hachyderm.io (@d_feldman)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 20:52 GMT

Honestly I think we’d all prefer Series 7 of The Expanse twitter.com/watcherguru/st…

Preston Byrne (@prestonjbyrne)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 13:40 GMT

Spotify: wrapped

seasonal but slutty 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 18:43 GMT

nah because this is the first time any of us are hearing about this movie. if you’ve got your first animated gay lead but you eschew all the usual marketing, then turn around and say “see no one likes ‘woke’ movies,” that is intentional evil twitter.com/culturecrave/s…

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Disney’s #StrangeWorld bombs at the box office with $18.6M domestically in its first 5 days The film is projected to lose at least $100M

Culture Crave 🍿 (@CultureCrave)Sun, 27 Nov 2022 20:05 GMT

Khoi Dao (@khoidaooo)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 19:18 GMT

https://twitter.com/thisaintredwine/status/1597420722896662529

Her last name is

Giotalks (@SpittinOnGio)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 05:40 GMT

https://twitter.com/sarah43079519/status/1597415499083616256

No, her last name is

minimoff (@thisaintredwine)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 02:42 GMT

me when someone doesn't believe me and they google it and see I'm right

ivy *⁠.⁠✧ (@ivyluvx)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 17:58 GMT

https://twitter.com/Max_01800/status/1597610158019969024

Uh same?!?!?😭😭😭

ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 15:35 GMT

I once thought I was in a relationship with this girl so I asked her if she’d mind bringing guacamole to a party I was throwing, and she was like “oh, I think you’re confused….we’re not at please bring guacamole level.”

ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 15:10 GMT

https://twitter.com/ElyKreimendahl/status/1597608911296942080

I didn't even know that was a level. 😭

Minny Fallon (@Max_01800)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 15:15 GMT

Shohreh Aghdashloo has one of my favorite voices. ☺️ It’s such a pleasure to hear her portray Admiral Shala’Raan vas Tonbay. #MassEffect2 #MassEffect #Tali #MigrantFleet #Quarian #ShohrehAghdashloo #Bioware

Chelsea 💜 (@chelsdaniel280)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 18:21 GMT

I loved working on Mass Effect. It was my first voice-over job for a game, and it taught me a lot. ❤️

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Shohreh Aghdashloo has one of my favorite voices. ☺️ It’s such a pleasure to hear her portray Admiral Shala’Raan vas Tonbay. #MassEffect2 #MassEffect #Tali #MigrantFleet #Quarian #ShohrehAghdashloo #Bioware

Chelsea 💜 (@chelsdaniel280)Sat, 26 Nov 2022 18:21 GMT

Shohreh Aghdashloo (@SAghdashloo)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 21:03 GMT

https://twitter.com/Esqueer_/status/1597307640983748609

Apple and Tesla are not even remotely in the same league. Apple has a $2.3 TRILLION market cap while Tesla is at $570 billion. Elon has no leverage here. He was already overextended in buying Twitter.

Alejandra Caraballo (@Esqueer_)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 19:20 GMT

https://twitter.com/EmmaBostian/status/1597544170851213312

Word to those looking to get into management: take the advice in popular management books with a grain of salt. Many are US-centric and won't be directly applicable in other countries. Also, I cannot get behind any book telling you to put your team through a JUDGEMENT TEST.

Emma Bostian (@EmmaBostian)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 10:53 GMT

EXEC: Mr. Musk, sir, the brands are leaving Twitter MUSK: Have we tried insulting them?

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brand safety!

Aaron Rupar (@atrupar)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 18:09 GMT

Max Burns (@themaxburns)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 18:20 GMT

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1597291502027214848

Well if that doesn’t get Apple back on here I just don’t know what will. 😂

Jo 🌻 (@JoJoFromJerz)Mon, 28 Nov 2022 18:19 GMT

https://twitter.com/kelseyhightower/status/1597388994765283328

Turns out N*N publish isn't efficient 🤔. That's one of the first questions I asked when I saw the protocol...

hachyderm.io/@davidfowl (@davidfowl)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 06:37 GMT

Mastodon vs Twitter is a great case study on why decentralization alone isn't enough. Architecture matters and centralized systems exist for a reason: 👋🏾performance. I got a feeling the community is going to figure this out, whether that's ActivityPub, or something else.

Kelsey Hightower (@kelseyhightower)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 00:36 GMT

https://twitter.com/EmmaBostian/status/1597551202073718792

Instead try: 📚 The Making Of A Manager 📚 Engineering Management For The Rest Of Us

Emma Bostian (@EmmaBostian)Tue, 29 Nov 2022 11:21 GMT