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in the year 2025 the hottest new genre of music is called "columbocore". a heavily distorted sample of columbo saying "just one more thing" plays, followed by the sickest beat drop you've ever heard. the crowd goes wild

gains (@gains_tweets)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 15:03 GMT

No Stack Developer A no stack developer criticizes the stack without understanding the stack. In addition to complaining, no stack developers engage in full rewrites, but don't finish them before quitting or getting fired, leaving an organization with no stack.

Kelsey Hightower (@kelseyhightower)Wed, 21 Dec 2022 17:10 GMT

Here’s the thing: Twitter’s stack *is* crazy. But as an industry we have not found another way to build planet scale systems supported by large orgs, constantly iterating and experimenting on a complex product.

marius eriksen (@marius)Thu, 22 Dec 2022 04:20 GMT

i often use google as a thesaurus and i don't recall ever seeing it suggest derogatory words, or put them behind a click needless to say i had to see what it had come up with

Molly White (@molly0xFFF)Thu, 22 Dec 2022 06:42 GMT

This is a legal tweet so I’m told

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Tesla has just been informed by the NHTSA that our cars pose an “imminent threat” to all drivers & are demanding an immediate recall of all vehicles w auto pilot. We are going to fight this to the end, but I’m being forced to announce the immediate recall of our entire fleet. 1/2

Elon Musk CEO Tesla Motors, SpaceX & etc (parody) (@h3h3productions)Thu, 22 Dec 2022 05:23 GMT

Mistress Matisse (@mistressmatisse)Thu, 22 Dec 2022 07:09 GMT

https://twitter.com/h3h3productions/status/1605796110664028160

I saw you were following me and was scared as fuck for a second that elon musk is following me

keffals (@keffals)Thu, 22 Dec 2022 06:32 GMT

How things come full circle. Remember when Slack came out, it felt like a productivity increase and something that works better than email. I’ve now resorted to keeping Slack closed most of the time to not get distracted, preferring email as it doesn’t force me to respond ASAP.

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Thu, 22 Dec 2022 07:50 GMT

https://twitter.com/realGeorgeHotz/status/1605341207109939201

Show up, set a two week expectation, tweet a lot for a month, don’t ship a thing. The new twitter seems a lot like the old.

tyler hogge 🎯 (@thogge)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 23:26 GMT

https://twitter.com/realGeorgeHotz/status/1605341207109939201

Hopefully this was a humbling experience. I appreciate your content but is shameful to have an arrogant attitude with other devs and their talents.

Jose (@0xJoss)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 23:33 GMT

https://twitter.com/realGeorgeHotz/status/1605341207109939201

What happened to hard core coding bro, you didn’t fix the search lol

Noobie (@StreetDev2)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 23:44 GMT

https://twitter.com/realGeorgeHotz/status/1605341207109939201

So how about that easily implemented search then eh? HARD CORE CODING. BROGRAMMING++ Oh wait... you're just another 🤡

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Wed, 21 Dec 2022 11:52 GMT

https://twitter.com/kdspaul/status/1605359903228366848

Xcessively Black Fully Vaccinated Artisanal Author (@spladayum)Wed, 21 Dec 2022 07:38 GMT

The sad reality of all the 2.0-era bad takes on how simple it would be to “fix” or “rebuild” Twitter is that they are wholly under-appreciating the challenges and complexity of this system at scale. If it looks like a simple app as a user, that is because the UX does a good job. twitter.com/realGeorgeHotz…

Mike Cvet (@mikecvet)Wed, 21 Dec 2022 15:59 GMT

https://twitter.com/realGeorgeHotz/status/1605341207109939201

The poll said differently and you said you would abide by it. Lame.

Logan (@loganthefrst)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 23:17 GMT

That there’s a sucker born every minute. twitter.com/ft/status/1605…

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What this year in crypto has taught us on.ft.com/3HWWCTc | opinion

Financial Times (@FT)Thu, 22 Dec 2022 05:09 GMT

Grady Booch (@Grady_Booch)Thu, 22 Dec 2022 06:11 GMT

wasn't feeling the holiday spirit until I opened VLC

Jeremy Herbert (@DDayFilms)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 14:51 GMT

man when you put it like that it really makes your mouth water

laura (@freezydorito)Thu, 22 Dec 2022 08:21 GMT

After watching Ep.3 of Andor, I was like "This is probably the best SW series I watched so far". Now I'm at Ep.8, and I'm like "This is the best TV-Show I've watched in the last 5 years". Star Wars Andor is a masterpiece.

Fatih Arslan (@fatih)Thu, 22 Dec 2022 08:25 GMT

https://twitter.com/PB_Undesirables/status/1605599612127088640

Doesn't strike me as abrasive. Seems like he's asking pointed, technical questions.

Brianna Wu (@BriannaWu)Wed, 21 Dec 2022 16:23 GMT

https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1605581703937896450

Kudos to the question asker who picked up on the fact that it was a smoke screen. I’m 10,000% here for people undoing someone by just reminding them to stick to one topic and fully answer a question. It’s amazing how often this is kryptonite.

Bencompetence (@Bencompetence)Wed, 21 Dec 2022 21:29 GMT

This is so profoundly embarrassing for Musk, and reveals he knows nothing about software development beyond buzzwords like “velocity.” he doesn’t even understand enough to answer a question about refactoring the entire codebase.

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https://twitter.com/iamraisini/status/1605533081665945601

How it started: Ex-Twitter engineer asks Elon about new features to which Elon replied “to have high velocity features, there needs to be a total rewrite of the stack” Elon Musk claims to be an engineer, but he can’t even answer simple tech question & attacks REAL engineers

RΛISINI ライシニ (@iamraisini)Wed, 21 Dec 2022 12:17 GMT

Brianna Wu (@BriannaWu)Wed, 21 Dec 2022 15:11 GMT

https://twitter.com/iamraisini/status/1605533081665945601

How it started: Ex-Twitter engineer asks Elon about new features to which Elon replied “to have high velocity features, there needs to be a total rewrite of the stack” Elon Musk claims to be an engineer, but he can’t even answer simple tech question & attacks REAL engineers

RΛISINI ライシニ (@iamraisini)Wed, 21 Dec 2022 12:17 GMT

Wouldn't it be great if you could automatically renew the OAuth 2.0 tokens you generate in Postman before they expire without using pre-request scripts? 🙏🌠 youtu.be/FAhs9TBK-xU

Postman (@getpostman)Wed, 21 Dec 2022 20:01 GMT

https://twitter.com/oncloud_e/status/1605686248898797586

it’s because you’re such a catch 😎

𝐒𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐚 🏳️‍⚧️🎄(50% off OF) (@MOMMYBlGDICK)Wed, 21 Dec 2022 22:09 GMT

I am organising a London #TypeScript meetup in January 2023! 📅 January 13th, 2023 🗺️ @Cloudflare Offices, Southbank Talks from @orta, @EastlondonDev & myself. Sponsored by @Vercel△, made possible by @CloudflareDev 🤍 Register to attend @ ts.alistair.sh 🪄

alistair (@alistaiir)Wed, 21 Dec 2022 22:08 GMT

Most of us who work on heavily used systems at scale saw this one coming, and that they would propose a rewrite as they just have, and we also don’t think this is the answer. This is why hubris is a very counterproductive quality in engineering. Why do we all agree on this?

Sarah Drasner (@sarah_edo)Wed, 21 Dec 2022 19:14 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1605372724800393216

Tom Anderson (@myspacetom)Wed, 21 Dec 2022 01:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1605372724800393216

So you do admit that it was a foolish idea to buy Twitter and pay $44B for a company that isn’t worth even $10B and destroyed Tesla stock by dumping $40 Billion past year. You just admitted it publicly.

RΛISINI ライシニ (@iamraisini)Wed, 21 Dec 2022 01:32 GMT

https://twitter.com/myspacetom/status/1605381562056314881

Dude just taught us a bit of HTML, took his bags and peaced out, never even overthrew democracy or anything. What a guy.

Nitesh (@MehNitesh2)Wed, 21 Dec 2022 02:53 GMT

https://twitter.com/chofter/status/1605490658109640704

The guy is not even a good engineer, O dont know where he gets the hype and confidence. Real engineering is not the same as the jailbreaking stuff hes known for

0nk3☕👨‍💻⚽𓃵 (@0nk321)Wed, 21 Dec 2022 12:30 GMT

https://twitter.com/potetotes/status/1605349313286119424

He did the same at Facebook on my team. Joined, realised it couldn’t be done with a few overnight Red Bull sessions, and instead required real engineering, then bolted. Real artists ship, real engineers follow through, even if it’s boring

Shane O'Sullivan (@chofter)Wed, 21 Dec 2022 09:09 GMT

I think the takeaway here is that no matter how smart you are, it’s not realistic to expect to effect meaningful change to complex systems in a short amount of time then leave. Same reason why consultants are not effective. No skin in the game/appreciation of how it came to be. twitter.com/realgeorgehotz…

lauren (@potetotes)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 23:47 GMT

(OSHA inspector walking into Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory) what the fuck

Matt Margolis (@ItsMattsLaw)Mon, 19 Dec 2022 18:25 GMT

rogue one é o melhor star wars

bird on a plane (@santarelli)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 22:20 GMT

https://twitter.com/alendrel/status/1605255681384550400

Welcome to the tribe! We WOULD have cookies but Gerry forgot to bring em again.

Henchman For hire. (@RajenPrasad86)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 17:58 GMT

i love when ADHD people use parentheses because it’s like oooooh bonus context

Vivian (@muchnerve)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 17:35 GMT

https://twitter.com/muchnerve/status/1605255474521202690

You’d really like my work emails then, I try to jam parenthesis in parts that are already in parenthesis.

Vince J (@Mistrblank)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 23:57 GMT

I was incarcerated when I was a 14 year old child and it will never stop being weird and monstrous to me that the US has actual child prisons and we all just think that’s normal

☭ Cough on the Rich ☭ (@Milkvamp)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 23:19 GMT

It’s shocking how many Autists and ADHD’ers have Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria (RSD)! Perhaps we are so used to being criticised for our differences, entirely blamed for mutual communication challenges, and told we have done something wrong, that we just come to expect rejection?

Callum Stephen (He/Him) (@AutisticCallum_)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 19:35 GMT

a list of nice things for you: a loved one sautéing onions in the kitchen, a soft cashmere scarf that makes you feel like you’re a romcom character, the clink of bracelets against each other, someone’s nose crinkling when they laugh, the thin wisp of smoke when a candle burns out

the moon’s wife (@bookishseawitch)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 22:46 GMT

Sounds like George Hotz found out what “load-bearing tech debt” is, huh? 🙃

trash, but make it fashion 🦝✨ (@ElleArmageddon)Wed, 21 Dec 2022 07:14 GMT

Some values like efficiency/performance and reliability are impossible to inject into the company culture at a later time. Regardless of your political capital, as an individual contributor, it’s hard if not impossible to deeply impact the company. twitter.com/id_aa_carmack/…

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I resigned from Meta, and my internal post got leaked to the press, resulting in some fragmented quotes. Here is the full thing: facebook.com/permalink.php?…

John Carmack (@ID_AA_Carmack)Sat, 17 Dec 2022 01:55 GMT

Jaana Dogan ヤナ ドガン (@rakyll)Wed, 21 Dec 2022 07:08 GMT

https://twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1605455595640864773

working with a team requires different skillset (e.g. people skill, team working) to being a 10x indie dev

Jane Mastodon Wong (@wongmjane)Wed, 21 Dec 2022 07:02 GMT

https://twitter.com/sachasayan/status/1605456410623426560

Turns out when your new fancy search function needs to worry about things like scalability, design system consistency, abuse mitigation, multi-device support, and multi-language support, it's going to take a lot longer than two weeks to get a deployment out. Wild, huh?

Sacha Sayan (Parody) (@sachasayan)Wed, 21 Dec 2022 07:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1605455595640864773

Nah. He's a 10x "lone wolf" programmer who's only ever worked on startup projects, found out that large-org programming is hard, and got way deep in over his head. World's smallest violin over here.

Sacha Sayan (Parody) (@sachasayan)Wed, 21 Dec 2022 06:53 GMT

Whoah my timeline is now 80% of people I follow and less ads :o This is actually nice

blank (@kefimochi)Wed, 21 Dec 2022 07:09 GMT

My first talk in years (panels don’t count) will be at cfg mgmt camp in Ghent - if you want to learn some of what we’re thinking with @thesysteminit , come to Ghent!

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Looks like the @cfgmgmtcamp schedule has been drafted!! cfp.cfgmgmtcamp.org/2023/schedule/

Paul Stack (@stack72)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 21:01 GMT

Adam Jacob (@adamhjk)Wed, 21 Dec 2022 03:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/RobDenBleyker/status/1605274314797883400

haters will say it's fake so I recorded the unboxing

Rob DenBleyker (@RobDenBleyker)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 18:50 GMT