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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1598090996281413638

So they made you go to their HQ, got you to publicly admit that you lied and you still have to pay them 30%. I see why they’re worth $2.45 trillion and you paid $44 billion for a $10 billion company 😂😂😂.

vivian 🌻 🇺🇸 (@ViviVacca)Wed, 30 Nov 2022 23:59 GMT

Lets fucking do it. Lets fucking normalize therapy by posting

wint (@dril)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 07:41 GMT

https://twitter.com/devdevcharlie/status/1599948523998703616

gonna fix that. Especially if AI tools are trained on open-source repos, there's different patterns used everywhere! Again, it's like we're fooling ourselves thinking we can fix a people problem with tech. We're just gonna have the same issues.

Charlie Gerard 🏳️‍🌈 @devdevcharlie@hachyderm.io (@devdevcharlie)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 02:07 GMT

I don't understand the hype around AI tools to write code like Copilot. I get how it's impressive technically but in terms of "improving productivity", I don't see it, or maybe for prototypes. When I'm slowed down, it's not cause I don't know how to write the code, it's cause I'm

Charlie Gerard 🏳️‍🌈 @devdevcharlie@hachyderm.io (@devdevcharlie)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 02:07 GMT

https://twitter.com/KSeyiA/status/1599882165663121408

Sir…😒

Madi B. l Blue Haired Unicorn 🦄 🏳️‍🌈(she/her) (@corprteUnicorn)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 01:40 GMT

Am I allowed to repost my best performing tweets over a prolonged time span on here and pretend they are original ideas

January me would not believe the fucken life i lived this year lmao

𝖏𝖊𝖘𝖚𝖍𝖘 (@krcius)Mon, 05 Dec 2022 02:25 GMT

People be shocked that sex workers have sex for money, whilst we are shocked that you have sex for free

Grace (@GraceyOutreach)Mon, 05 Dec 2022 21:23 GMT

https://twitter.com/taylor_atx/status/1599816556669992961

Watch out Taylor you’re dangerously close to founding a conference

Joe (@jna_sh)Mon, 05 Dec 2022 21:45 GMT

I want to see tech talks that show us some kind of weird error message and explain why that had to be a thing.

Taylor Barnett (@taylor_atx)Mon, 05 Dec 2022 17:22 GMT

https://twitter.com/ahidalgosre/status/1599766359616892931

Can someone write an extension that uses some model to detect images of this thing in Tweets and also removes them from my timeline even if the string isn't also included?

Alex Hidalgo (@ahidalgosre)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 00:06 GMT

This should help a little bit.

Alex Hidalgo (@ahidalgosre)Mon, 05 Dec 2022 14:03 GMT

Please tell me your main takeaways & lessons from therapy so I don’t have to go 🥺 Lets speedrun this shit!

blank (@kefimochi)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 00:29 GMT

I need space movie recommendations that are not 2001, The Martian, Apollo 13, or Interstellar.

Andrew (@Cosmic_Andrew1)Mon, 05 Dec 2022 21:46 GMT

https://twitter.com/caraesten/status/1599925572532342785

more movies need to be about the horrifying madness involved in becoming close to God

Cara (@caraesten)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 00:37 GMT

Sunshine is the best 7/10 space move that's ever been made imo

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I need space movie recommendations that are not 2001, The Martian, Apollo 13, or Interstellar.

Andrew (@Cosmic_Andrew1)Mon, 05 Dec 2022 21:46 GMT

Cara (@caraesten)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 00:35 GMT

https://twitter.com/caraesten/status/1599925973474246656

oh you're a Protestant that thinks you have a relationship with God? cute, come back when you've murdered 7 people and watched your body begin to crumble into dust in the face of His awesome and terrible power

Cara (@caraesten)Tue, 06 Dec 2022 00:40 GMT

Releasing my Pokémon back into the wild after beating the elite four, wondering if they’ll be treated like war criminals

Honey (@benegotherit)Mon, 05 Dec 2022 20:45 GMT

it's what she deserves :) twitter.com/dexerto/status…

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Twitch streamer Amouranth opened a gift from an anonymous viewer that included $70,000 in cash, a new iPhone, and a taser

Dexerto (@Dexerto)Mon, 05 Dec 2022 15:22 GMT

cait (@punished_cait)Mon, 05 Dec 2022 18:10 GMT

instagram: look at my new boyfriend twitter: I can't get a boyfriend reddit: my [21F] boyfriend [53M] boyfriend forbids me from going into the basement and has a sock drawer full of missing women's driver's licenses, AITA for being uncomfortable? the wedding is in three hours

Janel Comeau (@VeryBadLlama)Tue, 03 Aug 2021 11:37 +0000

https://twitter.com/AltHudyy/status/1599786710950215681

Yeah being abused is def ez mode 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Sarah Daniels (@SarahDaniels)Mon, 05 Dec 2022 18:05 GMT

Attached: 1 image 💚🤖 My wife bought me an amazing 3D-printed Android for becoming a GDE He's awesome 🥲 best present (and wife) ever!

Attached: 2 images yesterday i took the train to manchester to see one of my favourite humans in the whole world for a couple of hours, and it was so lovely! this is a reminder to hold your besties close, cause you might end up in different countries 🥹

https://twitter.com/Jacksepticeye/status/1599460830860361728

Tadamichi (@Wubbayama)Mon, 05 Dec 2022 01:42 GMT

Some bloke- “Do you like fish? You look like a pink fish in that mask” Me “I can take my mask off but you’re still an ugly fucker.”

Lisa #SafeEdForAll (@Sandyboots2020)Mon, 05 Dec 2022 08:50 GMT

Oh, fuff! I don't get all up in your business when you upgrade your bazooms! That's because my bazooms don't put anyone's life in danger! Done broke my spine. Nice rack, though. Thank you, Scruffy. #Futurama

Futurama Quotes (@QuotesFuturama)Sun, 04 Dec 2022 22:49 GMT

https://twitter.com/MrMekzy_/status/1599381847921676291

I'm a nurse. I worked Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, New Year's Eve and day for the last 3 years for a whole lot less! Yet, no one thinks that special. No one has ever thanked me.

Mary Kent (@MaryKen31787792)Mon, 05 Dec 2022 02:53 GMT

Content warning: UK transport rant

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https://twitter.com/qDot/status/1599322081413718017

nevermind ignore me this is amazing

qdot (@qDot)Mon, 05 Dec 2022 04:08 GMT

i am not neurotypical or neurodivergent but a secret third thing (i don’t have a brain)

jesse null 🖤 (@null_jesse)Mon, 05 Dec 2022 04:03 GMT

hey i was gonna pick up a pack of bisexual kn95s, did u need anything?

jesse null 🖤 (@null_jesse)Mon, 05 Dec 2022 04:09 GMT

i think adult friendships are 100% having the same communication style as someone, all other similarities/differences literally *don't matter*

aubri (@aubrionna)Mon, 05 Dec 2022 05:59 GMT

Sarah Chalke that’s the tweet

Hope Rehak (@HopeRehak)Sun, 04 Dec 2022 21:54 GMT

always use the latest version. except for doing the exact thing you want to do right now

jessica (@JessicaCregg)Sun, 04 Dec 2022 21:19 GMT

https://twitter.com/isserverlessrdy/status/1598033946914062336

Tracy King | traceface.eth (@stack_tracy_)Sun, 04 Dec 2022 16:43 GMT

So far I'm impressed with @Hetzner_Online - much cheaper than DO that I was running on before, and the performance seems much better too! 🎉

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Sun, 04 Dec 2022 21:44 GMT

far right: heil hitler far left: rail workers deserve sick pay elon: these are equally bad

Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 03:08 GMT

https://twitter.com/mel_thegreat/status/1598751853759852544

No idea what you're talking about, this movie was great and produced one of the best parody movie posters ever:

Business6 (@GamingWithBiz6)Sun, 04 Dec 2022 04:57 GMT

FINALLY found the commemorative manhole cover celebrating the defeat of the Whitechapel fatberg, after 5 years of looking for it.

GAUDETE CRISTUS IS NAT US (@unfortunatalie)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 18:19 GMT

last night of being 25. it’s been an unexpected rollercoaster ngl. literally had the best and worst days of my life in the last six months alone. strong, wonderful friendships and community have helped me get so far and i’m extremely grateful for the people in my life 🥰💖

maisie 💖 (@maisieccino)Sun, 04 Dec 2022 19:54 GMT

https://twitter.com/zero_chill_tea/status/1599482823605620737

it just now dawned on me that people have been talking about Advent of Code and not Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and a whole lot of tweets are less confusing now

Ian Coldwater (@IanColdwater)Sun, 04 Dec 2022 19:25 GMT

Got him!

greg (@greg16676935420)Tue, 04 May 2021 18:09 +0000

It feels like the time my brain is most susceptible to getting hyper-focused on a new project idea, is right as I start working on my current project…

Chris M. (@MstrKapowski)Sun, 04 Dec 2022 16:48 GMT

Some of my friends are discussing why Harrison Ford is still playing Indiana Jones but honestly, having an 80-year-old professor not retire is like the most accurate part of the franchise

Carly Maris, PhD (@vintagehistoria)Fri, 02 Dec 2022 17:10 GMT

twitter is biased bc it won't let me post my enemy's dick on main without consent: a 900 part thread

amanda moore's frankensteinian war room (@noturtlesoup17)Sat, 03 Dec 2022 00:13 GMT

cat with confusing auras. (@cat_auras)Sun, 04 Dec 2022 10:49 GMT