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holy fucking shit, "twitter bent over backward to give Nazis the benefit of the doubt" is not the game-changing scandal you hyperventilating dipshits imagine it to be

Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich)Sat, 10 Dec 2022 15:11 GMT

In Cuba, a parent’s decision to disown an LGBTQ+ child is considered domestic violence and punished accordingly

Calla (@CallaWalsh)Sat, 10 Dec 2022 03:13 GMT

Itsa me

Simon Lomas (@simonlomas)Sat, 10 Dec 2022 15:47 GMT

a cabal of twitter executives were secretly in control of twitter

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BREAKING: Twitter Files released by Elon Musk, Matt Taibbi & Bari Weiss, have suggested that a secret group headed by Vijaya Gadde, the Head of Legal, Yoel Roth, the Head of Trust, CEOs Jack Dorsey & Parag, & others, made decisions secretly & without overview to moderate Twitter.

unusual_whales (@unusual_whales)Fri, 09 Dec 2022 02:34 GMT

🍅 (@turtlekiosk)Fri, 09 Dec 2022 06:51 GMT

https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1601042527322509312

The heads of the company acted without “overview” who would have been viewing over them?

DaxSymbiont@kolektiva.social 🏳️‍🌈🏴🌲 (@DaxKazon)Fri, 09 Dec 2022 23:45 GMT

pictures of the end (@neighbours_wifi)Sat, 19 Nov 2022 23:50 GMT

this is some incredible copy writing no notes 10/10

laura (@freezydorito)Sat, 10 Dec 2022 11:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/bpetrushev/status/1601555126308638721

You should absolutely say/do the right thing, but it's now legitimate to worry about what a bunch of fascists are going to do in response to you having done that in the past

Matthew Garrett (@mjg59)Sat, 10 Dec 2022 12:32 GMT

https://twitter.com/AndersonAndrue/status/1601563532642123779

What we are seeing right now is a bunch of people being harassed for doing nothing that was dishonest or illegal

Matthew Garrett (@mjg59)Sat, 10 Dec 2022 13:08 GMT

https://twitter.com/Carnage4Life/status/1601416971945644033

When discussing digital safety with my kids, I tell them “the minute you hit send you’ve lost control of the narrative and you need to assume the world can read what you wrote and de-contextualize it in a way in which you disagree”.

David Cervantes (@pinebrookcap)Sat, 10 Dec 2022 05:13 GMT

I tell people in big tech to write every email or message as if you’d have to defend it in a NYT headline because between lawsuits & leaks, you just might. I never thought another potential hazard would be journalists hired to perform a political witch hunt tweeting them out.

Dare Obasanjo 🐀 (@Carnage4Life)Sat, 10 Dec 2022 03:22 GMT

Every single corporate "Communicate With Care" training program is currently being entirely rewritten

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I tell people in big tech to write every email or message as if you’d have to defend it in a NYT headline because between lawsuits & leaks, you just might. I never thought another potential hazard would be journalists hired to perform a political witch hunt tweeting them out.

Dare Obasanjo 🐀 (@Carnage4Life)Sat, 10 Dec 2022 03:22 GMT

Matthew Garrett (@mjg59)Sat, 10 Dec 2022 11:14 GMT

https://twitter.com/PaulDJohnston/status/1600555163466579974

That lack of consistency has meant that different teams have built elements in different ways. It has also meant that some decisions and their consequences have not been fully understood, (even though some of them I have been explaining the issues from the first day I arrived).

Paul Johnston - current focus: moving electrons (@PaulDJohnston)Wed, 07 Dec 2022 18:17 GMT

Jesus, what a horrible take twitter.com/theleoalexandr…

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I'm a Chief Technology Officer at Deloitte. I've hired 100+ people in my career and I know in the first 9 minutes if a candidate has what it takes. Here are 10 things that will make you stand out in any interview:

Leo Alexandru (@theleoalexandru)Fri, 09 Dec 2022 14:49 GMT

Alex Vernacchia (@vernacchia)Sat, 10 Dec 2022 12:54 GMT

The Wolf of Wall Street.

Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws)Tue, 16 Dec 2014 23:12 GMT

you guys Etsy has pretty much everything Amazon has so if you aren't in a rush, I like to order from indie businesses if its easy peasy lemon squeasy plus when you open it you get a random free stickers and glitter

Whitney Cummings (@WhitneyCummings)Fri, 09 Dec 2022 19:54 GMT

Prince Andrew is a superb role model for Harry and Meghan. A man so generous and good-hearted that he gave £12million to a woman he's never met, for no reason at all.

Parody Rishi Sunak (@Parody_PM)Fri, 09 Dec 2022 17:58 GMT

When you’re the Eragon guy, but your publisher still goes extra cheap on your cover. What a mess this AI art nonsense has created. It would be ideal if creative industries like publishing stopped giving it delusions of legitimacy.

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Hey @torbooks why tf are you using AI art on your covers

Corey Brickley Illustration (@CoreyBrickley)Fri, 09 Dec 2022 21:15 GMT

Sam Strong 🧀 (@RapidOwl)Sat, 10 Dec 2022 08:35 GMT

Probably a good time to remind everyone that regardless of what Elon Musk, his reactionary advisors, and fake journalists want you to believe, Twitter admitted its algorithms were biased in favor of right-wing accounts just last year. theguardian.com/technology/202…

Paris Marx (@parismarx)Fri, 09 Dec 2022 04:51 GMT

THE TWITTER FILES: we’re releasing everyone’s drafts

Amy-Leigh Gemstone (lolennui@mstdn.social) (@lolennui)Sat, 10 Dec 2022 03:24 GMT

happy international lesbian day from me and the gf 🏳️‍🌈

mastiff (@m4stiff)Sun, 09 Oct 2022 03:45 +0000

https://twitter.com/Raspberry_Pi/status/1600761840367448064

I’ve really gotta hand it to you, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a company throw out a blog post saying “Here’s our new employee he’s a cop and has used our product to spy on people for years.”, it’s a glowing endorsement. Definitely going to entice people to buy your computers

Mae (@hyperbolide)Thu, 08 Dec 2022 18:10 GMT

Raspberry Pi: hey everyone that loves to use our cool open source, low budget software, we just wanted to say state surveillance is fun and awesome and a fun project ❤️ everyone: what Raspberry Pi: you are now blocked

Hazel Southwell (@HSouthwellFE)Thu, 08 Dec 2022 12:41 GMT

Yeeesssss!! Lowkey obsessed with decision records/ADRs right now. If I were starting a new company (which I *am not,* and *will never*) I would be using these from day one. And not just for technical decisions, either. For any decision with a blast radius of >1 group.

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My usual beef with reference architectures is that they launder the creators' assumptions into "best practices" without helping you put your own needs in context. Turns out there's a cheat code to get past this problem, and the team that built "Emblem Giving" found it:

Forrest Brazeal (@forrestbrazeal)Thu, 17 Nov 2022 21:26 GMT

Charity Majors (@mipsytipsy)Sat, 10 Dec 2022 04:59 GMT

oh you use she/they pronouns? can I she/them titties ahaha

⛓ (@allofthel0ve)Fri, 09 Dec 2022 02:04 GMT

“i like pancakes” “so you hate waffles?” is giving twitter users too much credit. it’s more like “i like pancakes” “so you think i should have to eat pancakes every day even though i’m allergic to buttermilk and my father was ground to dust in a flour mill?”

mr. rager’s neighborhood (@lilgrapefruits)Fri, 09 Dec 2022 16:55 GMT

I'm tuckered out by 6pm these days and I think it's nature's way of saying "hibernate bitch"

Clara (@thatclarafied)Sat, 10 Dec 2022 00:17 GMT

Fellas, is it bad to say “people shouldn’t be sleeping at the office to meet the insane demands of a spoiled billionaire”? twitter.com/josanto1296349…

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https://twitter.com/fake_api/status/1601439411241353216

A bad person is seeing a privileged person as an oppressed worker. Oppressed is working 16 hours picking potatoes in the field. Clean bathrooms, not be heated sitting at a computer.

José (@JosAnto12963497)Sat, 10 Dec 2022 04:59 GMT

Twіtter API (real, not parody) (@fake_api)Sat, 10 Dec 2022 05:20 GMT

https://twitter.com/JosAnto12963497/status/1601449893524287489

So weird that you think it’s good people are sleeping in the office away from their homes and families for no good reason other than to appease a selfish rich man.

Twіtter API (real, not parody) (@fake_api)Sat, 10 Dec 2022 05:45 GMT

https://twitter.com/JosAnto12963497/status/1601441400817475584

Two things can be bad at the same time. People living at the office is bad.

Twіtter API (real, not parody) (@fake_api)Sat, 10 Dec 2022 05:18 GMT

https://twitter.com/qDot/status/1601448199272529920

See now I'm in my buttplugsuit. Ok that sounded funnier and less creepy in my head.

buttplug.io 🍑🔌 - Open Source Sex Tech (@buttplugio)Sat, 10 Dec 2022 05:26 GMT

Say it with me: Strikes are supposed to be inconvenient to demonstrate the value of the labour being withheld.

Sudden Beth (@bethdanger)Thu, 08 Dec 2022 08:45 GMT

If u r a young girl looking at this and thinking it’s baller i need u to start looking up “baby seal” “baby otter” “red panda play time” etc on tiktok every day until the algorithm stops trying to turn you insane. U can be free

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Breaking news: embarrassing women on TikTok are getting off on the theoretical concept that their ex resents his wife because of them

cai (@myhandsbecold)Thu, 08 Dec 2022 19:23 GMT

helena (@freshhel)Sat, 10 Dec 2022 02:38 GMT

https://twitter.com/myhandsbecold/status/1600934153591336960

Like do you guys actually not have a crumb of self worth or identity outside of a fake ideation that a man wants you

cai (@myhandsbecold)Thu, 08 Dec 2022 19:25 GMT

Breaking news: embarrassing women on TikTok are getting off on the theoretical concept that their ex resents his wife because of them

cai (@myhandsbecold)Thu, 08 Dec 2022 19:23 GMT

https://twitter.com/myhandsbecold/status/1600935917719474177

It’s bc you’re insufferable

cai (@myhandsbecold)Thu, 08 Dec 2022 19:31 GMT

you know that soundbyte of toad yelling "finish!" at the end of a mario party minigame? i think he makes the exact same noise when he cums hope that helps

Aria the Cat (@Gankra_)Fri, 09 Dec 2022 17:50 GMT

https://twitter.com/bocxtop/status/1601475149458395138

i need them off the internet and back in the churches man this is so obnoxious

first-mate prance (@bocxtop)Sat, 10 Dec 2022 07:16 GMT

lol wait this shows Libs of TikTok got special treatment from Twitter DO NOT TAKE ACTION ON USER

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https://twitter.com/bariweiss/status/1601018077021229056

16. One of the accounts that rose to this level of scrutiny was @libsoftiktok—an account that was on the “Trends Blacklist” and was designated as “Do Not Take Action on User Without Consulting With SIP-PES.”

Bari Weiss (@bariweiss)Fri, 09 Dec 2022 01:00 GMT

Matt Binder (@MattBinder)Fri, 09 Dec 2022 01:53 GMT

conservatives are soooo annoying “im being shadowbanned” “twitter files” “elon look into deplatforming” ur such fucking losers lmao

first-mate prance (@bocxtop)Sat, 10 Dec 2022 07:13 GMT

WOULD THE UK ROYAL FAMILY LIKE TO HAVE A FULL AND FRANK DISCUSSION ABOUT GOING PLACES WITHOUT THE CONSENT OF THE PEOPLE LIVING THERE

LukeZero (@lukemckinney)Mon, 05 Dec 2022 00:18 GMT

https://twitter.com/WeAreFairCop/status/1600768881194254336

You can get porn on pretty much anything if you search. Your pearl clutching is a stretch at best... Does this make JKR a groomer then? #harrypotterporn

JØɆ₭ł₦₲🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ (@joekingmrluk)Fri, 09 Dec 2022 05:51 GMT

https://twitter.com/TexFoxxo/status/1601027089607454720

Why do you support their work

Another Trans Brisket 🏳️‍⚧️ (@AnotherBrisket)Fri, 09 Dec 2022 08:44 GMT

https://twitter.com/WeAreFairCop/status/1600768881194254336

Why would J.K. Rowling expose children to this

Another Trans Brisket 🏳️‍⚧️ (@AnotherBrisket)Fri, 09 Dec 2022 08:43 GMT

oh my god, when they googled furry porn they got furry porn????? wild.

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https://twitter.com/WeAreFairCop/status/1600766684226539520

The ‘furry community’ claim that the sexual element is small. A google search for ‘furry porn’ suggests otherwise. Of course adults can do what they wish with other consenting adults. But no one should be compelled to offer praise or admiration. Why are the police doing this?

WeAreFairCop (@WeAreFairCop)Thu, 08 Dec 2022 08:26 GMT

Director, Federal Bureau of Control (@Pilnok)Fri, 09 Dec 2022 21:25 GMT

https://twitter.com/bwest/status/1601264604356964352

There's also the salary survey from the DevRel Collective, if that's useful! dev.to/bffjossy/2021-…

Joe (@jna_sh)Fri, 09 Dec 2022 17:21 GMT

The best jumper to wear at ultra-fancy steak restaurant, Hawksmoor

Newham’s hottest 45 year old (parody) (@laurabygaslight)Fri, 09 Dec 2022 21:47 GMT