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That one person on Twitter who makes everyone feel either uncomfortable or seen with their questions

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https://twitter.com/AlexJonesax/status/1605155857427218432

Your tweets remind me of this meme a lot

Anaïs Urlichs ☀️ (@urlichsanais)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 11:11 GMT

Anaïs Urlichs ☀️ (@urlichsanais)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 12:02 GMT

Doing work that enriches my soul is becoming non-negotiable as time goes by.

Heldiney 🇺🇦 (@heldiney)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 12:03 GMT

https://twitter.com/AlexJonesax/status/1605155857427218432

Your tweets remind me of this meme a lot

Anaïs Urlichs ☀️ (@urlichsanais)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 11:11 GMT

Spent my oncall allowance on cold and flu meds instead of food today. What a waste.

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Attached: 1 image found myself in a tesco, who knew?

I wonder how the reply guys are getting on with no one but to reply to than themselves

Women only get hotter in their 30s actually, hope this is helpful

Bobson🌱Dougnutt (@f_a_infinityy)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 18:28 GMT

https://twitter.com/TwitterSupport/status/1604955466727047168

Which one of these is yellow and which one is blue? You can't tell if you grayscale the page to remove the color. #a11y

Paul J. Adam (@pauljadam)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 03:31 GMT

if your entire personality and value is based on a place you used to work, maybe it’s time to consider reevaluating that.

tierney cyren (parody) (@bitandbang)Mon, 19 Dec 2022 21:57 GMT

https://twitter.com/TwitterSupport/status/1604955466727047168

Is this gonna be permanent, or will it also last about 12 hours?

Simply Having A Wonderful Richard Cook 🎄 (@cookywook)Mon, 19 Dec 2022 21:46 GMT

https://twitter.com/drmessano/status/1604961486383861774

What is he supposed to be coping about 😂. You guys really do take criticism of anything Elon does so personally. What’s that like 😂

Meeks (@FLman1980)Mon, 19 Dec 2022 22:30 GMT

https://twitter.com/TwitterSupport/status/1604955466727047168

You really think we're gona remember what all the colours mean?

Story (@st0ryx)Mon, 19 Dec 2022 21:44 GMT

*it has been [0] days since twitter introduced a new type of checkmark*

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Starting today, you’ll start seeing additional icons that provide context for accounts on Twitter. In addition to blue and gold checks, you’ll see grey checks for government and multilateral accounts and square affiliation badges for select businesses.

Twitter Support (@TwitterSupport)Mon, 19 Dec 2022 21:42 GMT

Baeddel, Bathell, and Beyonddel (@caraesten)Mon, 19 Dec 2022 22:00 GMT

cpuguy@hachyderm.io (@cpuguy83)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 23:09 GMT

As we start winding down for the year, here is my annual 5 lessons learnt in 2022 post. The seventh year in a row going strong! 2022 has been a whirlwind, but one I'll credit for my big main character development✨ Thanks for reading 🫶 pawlean.com/2022/12/20/5-t…

Pauline P. Narvas ✨ (@paulienuh)Mon, 19 Dec 2022 22:16 GMT

With 2022 quickly ending, I wanted to share five life lessons I learnt over the last 12 months. This is the seventh year I have written a “lessons learnt” post. Check out the lessons learnt from 20…

How is it that covid cases are on the rise again? We've tried everything this year, from not talking about it to pretending it never existed.

Kit Yates (@Kit_Yates_Maths)Mon, 19 Dec 2022 08:28 GMT

he’s exhausting imagine what you could do with 44 billion how many people you could help

valerie bertinelli (@Wolfiesmom)Mon, 19 Dec 2022 17:21 GMT

After reading Jamie Tanna’s post on providing a public salary history I wanted to follow suit and make my own list. I’m generally in favour of anything that increases workers’ bargaining power when it comes to better compensation. I’m hoping this list will give people a better idea of the salary for the various positions […]

An IBM slide from 1979.

MIT CSAIL (@MIT_CSAIL)Mon, 19 Dec 2022 17:00 GMT

is there such a thing as a work therapist? if there isn’t, there should be

yesterday i realised that i’m at least 6% less depressed than i have been for a long time. go brain!

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during this holiday please pray for me specifically, a man who is desperately trying to write a Some More News script about Elon Musk's terrible decisions for Twitter and keeps having to update it every fucking day

David C Bell (@MovieHooligan)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 19:18 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1604617643973124097

Regardless of the outcome, this is the most insecure tweet any of us will ever live to see

lauren (@NotABigJerk)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 23:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1604617643973124097

Depends who you get to run it ! 🤔

Tom Anderson (@myspacetom)Mon, 19 Dec 2022 02:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/JeanCLoftus/status/1604883306075500544

shut up you soggy muppet literally no one was talking about joe brandon or the election

sapphic murder hole🐀 (@homosupremacy69)Mon, 19 Dec 2022 17:04 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1604617643973124097

I was the first person on Twitter to vote and tell Elon Musk to step down as head of Twitter

David Leavitt (@David_Leavitt)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 23:23 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1604617643973124097

People are voting in a different way.

Eric Garcia (@EricG1247)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 23:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1604617643973124097

Elon I’m at the movie theatre seeing avatar and because my fingers are greasy from popcorn I misclicked and accidentally clicked yes but meant to click no so can you please make sure to change my vote when you do the final tally?

greg (@greg16676935420)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 23:30 GMT

"Everybody should quit twitter now" Excuse me? I'm sorry I am not quitting in the midst of the funniest shit I've ever seen, a 51 year old man who has been awake for 6 weeks microdosing meth and tagging in his mommy while the Bone Saw guys close in. Couldn't pay me to miss this.

Ed Burmila (@edburmila)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 23:42 GMT

shite, forgot to put the recycling bin out again. Will the neighbours noticed if I run around putting some of my cardboard in their bins? Let's find out.

We are running our very first Gameday in work, it's really cool seeing people trying to solve the issue we introduced into our staging environment :D

Almost 20 years later and Buddy (Will Ferrell) still sticks to the four main food groups… candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup. 🤣 #Elf #FallonTonight

The Tonight Show (@FallonTonight)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 22:20 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1604623424164282368

Yep, he already has the new CEO picked out. Elon will retire to being Chairman of the Board and Tweeter.

Wall Street Silver (@WallStreetSilv)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 23:46 GMT

Ahahahahhahahaha

steveklabnik (@steveklabnik)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 22:22 GMT

Oh this is *priceless* Put all your tweets onto the web archive... The Wayback Machine

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https://twitter.com/Whatleydude/status/1604546723518390272

A further addendum to the Twitter-leavers: If, like me, you've got a LOT of tweets that you don't really want to lose forever, please consider uploading them up to the Web Archive, aka, The Wayback Machine. Details on how to do that are right here: help.archive.org/help/how-to-ar…

James Whatley (@Whatleydude)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 21:56 GMT

Paul Johnston - current focus: moving electrons (@PaulDJohnston)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 22:28 GMT

https://twitter.com/kyliebytes/status/1604604474286571520

Brutal. Hilarious. Inevitable.

Arlan 👊🏾 (@ArlanWasHere)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 22:46 GMT

Life comes at you fast

Kylie Robison (@kyliebytes)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 22:29 GMT

https://twitter.com/kyliebytes/status/1604604474286571520

big mean girls energy on elon's part

Andrew Hedges (@segdeha)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 22:29 GMT

Wow @paulg got suspended, brutal

Kylie Robison (@kyliebytes)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 22:28 GMT

Guys a link tree is just a web page with links. You can do that on any website. Make a neocities page for it or something. Here’s the code: <ul> <li><a href=“https://linkurl”>link name</a></li> <li><a href=“https://linkurl2”>link name</a></li> </ul>

Eve Harms (@EveHarmsWrites)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 22:14 GMT

Conservative Self-Owns (@ConSelfOwns)Sun, 18 Dec 2022 18:47 GMT

Mommy's here to support you when running cargo~ ❤️ Just `cargo install cargo-mommy` and she'll take care of you~ ❤️ You can set CARGO_MOMMYS_LITTLE in your environment to any affectionate term you want, and be mommy's little boy or mommy's little kitten~ ❤️

Aria the Cat (@Gankra_)Mon, 19 Dec 2022 07:05 GMT

Always fun to see a PR you totally forgot about being merged .. even weeks or months later

Kris Buytaert (@KrisBuytaert)Mon, 19 Dec 2022 07:40 GMT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1604617643973124097

You feckless coward; you small excuse for a man; you space Karen manchild. Leaders lead; they don’t abide by poorly devised popularity votes.

Grady Booch (@Grady_Booch)Mon, 19 Dec 2022 02:13 GMT

highly recommend owning a cat because it makes dealing with every negative emotion a little bit easier. it’s difficult to feel the full weight of crushing reality when a little freak is doing olympic laps around your home after taking a loud shit

Keifer (@DannyVegito)Sun, 20 Nov 2022 06:15 GMT

starting to get why the violinists stayed at the titanic. imagine the screaming matches there. the captain feeling challenged for crashing into an iceberg and asking in tears if he should resign. some weirdos taking the water out with buckets. must have been beautiful

laura (@freezydorito)Mon, 19 Dec 2022 08:37 GMT