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Who is out here typing entire sentences into google and not a mash of relevant keywords?!

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Most people over 35 type complete sentences into the search engine which makes it baffling that Ask Jeeves didn’t beat google. It was Ask Jeeves fight to lose

🔪🔪🔪bЯyan🔪🔪🔪 (@murderxbryan)Tue, 10 Jan 2023 16:01 GMT

Taylor Lorenz (@TaylorLorenz)Wed, 11 Jan 2023 06:35 GMT

Two once very literal expressions: a ‘backlog’ was a large log at the back of the fire that kept smouldering away while smaller wood came and went. And the original ‘deadline’ was a boundary around a prison: any inmate attempting to cross it was liable to be shot.

Susie Dent (@susie_dent)Tue, 10 Jan 2023 09:08 GMT

Witness the beginning of a new dynasty. Watch the brand-new trailer for Marvel Studios’ #AntManAndTheWasp: Quantumania and experience it in 3D February 17.

Marvel Studios (@MarvelStudios)Tue, 10 Jan 2023 03:19 GMT

We went from “golden age of prestige tv” to “please stream my show the first weekend or I might not get a season 2” to “every season of this television show has been wiped from existence for all eternity for tax purposes.”

Gabriel Diani (he/him) (@GabeDiani)Mon, 09 Jan 2023 07:15 GMT

What was the last time you didn’t get burnout in a tech job? With the current state of friction, is it even possible not to have burnout?

Jaana Dogan ヤナ ドガン (@rakyll)Wed, 11 Jan 2023 00:57 GMT

i had my first session with a new therapist yesterday and she is ✨ a vibe ✨ excited to be fixed in 4-6 sessions

Twitter bringing back the image crop on an awards night IS pretty funny actually

Tom Zohar (@TomZohar)Wed, 11 Jan 2023 00:41 GMT

why would u ever want to be friends with benefits with a man? like what benefits are u getting aside from a life lesson

jasminericegirl 🍚 (@jasminericegirl)Tue, 10 Jan 2023 02:35 GMT

https://twitter.com/philsturgeon/status/1612820054395211776

What specifically was painful? I am really curious how things look from an outsider point of view

Maciej Walkowiak 🍃 (@maciejwalkowiak)Tue, 10 Jan 2023 15:05 GMT

My theory is we don't actually grow more confident with age, we just get more & more exhausted until caring what others think simply takes up too much energy. You don't like how I live my life? Please be quiet I have not slept properly since 9th grade.

Fay Lane 🖤 (@faera_lane)Mon, 09 Jan 2023 15:11 GMT

TikTok will show you a video about how they store onions and you’re like, “Why the fuck would I watch a video about— oh, there are fans built into the floor,” and then you are a full on part of onion TikTok. That’s an interest of yours now.

Noah Garfinkel (@NoahGarfinkel)Tue, 10 Jan 2023 03:48 GMT

She was responding to Gomez guitarist Tom Gray on Twitter

Exactly why I love this hat (via @whatisakatie)

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Love it when dudes assume I don’t do technical work.

emily freeman (@editingemily)Mon, 09 Jan 2023 20:52 GMT

Kath Korevec (@simpsoka)Tue, 10 Jan 2023 04:06 GMT

JK Rowling has explicitly said she believes the money she makes is evidence that people generally agree with her views on trans people or at least those beliefs aren’t a dealbreaker to them. *You* might not think buying Wizarding stuff is supporting her views, but she sure does.

Lyra, Esq., is NOT DAREDEVIL (@PinkRangerLB)Thu, 05 Jan 2023 19:34 GMT

https://twitter.com/ElleArmageddon/status/1612648181187358726

Anyway, this is me, giving myself permission to just order a damn burrito for dinner. 🤷🏼‍♀️

trash, but make it fashion 🦝✨ (@ElleArmageddon)Tue, 10 Jan 2023 03:49 GMT

Sometimes I feel like a failure for struggling to do my work stuff and also all my household stuff, and then I remember that a work week used to be 40 hours, and maintaining a household was functionally considered its own full-time job, and it makes sense why I’m always tired.

trash, but make it fashion 🦝✨ (@ElleArmageddon)Tue, 10 Jan 2023 03:11 GMT

whoever is making vibrator chargers is fucking sick and needs to be 5150ed

sarah schauer 🦂 (@sarahschauer)Tue, 10 Jan 2023 05:32 GMT

scammers scamming by pretending to be different scammers

Molly White (@molly0xFFF)Mon, 09 Jan 2023 21:46 GMT

TIL mime type "essences"

ashley williams (@ag_dubs)Mon, 09 Jan 2023 14:02 GMT

who wants a line of mimetype candles

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TIL mime type "essences"

ashley williams (@ag_dubs)Mon, 09 Jan 2023 14:02 GMT

ashley williams (@ag_dubs)Mon, 09 Jan 2023 14:40 GMT

https://twitter.com/SneezusHChrist/status/1612542813669068801

MAYBE ITS LIKE IF YOU BEAT THE GAME YOU START OVER AS WOMAN+

ONE BIG MONSTER 🧌 (@ONEBIGMONSTER_)Mon, 09 Jan 2023 20:13 GMT

lmao

Roselia De Lescrime (@roselialescrime)Mon, 09 Jan 2023 19:39 GMT

wow they finally invented a premium subscription model for women

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just saw "women+" used for the first time. How do we feel about that? It seems dismissive to me.

moby kevin (@SneezusHChrist)Mon, 09 Jan 2023 19:54 GMT

Cara (@caraesten)Mon, 09 Jan 2023 20:44 GMT

https://twitter.com/ONEBIGMONSTER_/status/1612542249992159232

should I have bought the season pass on launch???

moby kevin (@SneezusHChrist)Mon, 09 Jan 2023 20:12 GMT

LMAO NEVERMIND THEM TURNING OFF THE REVIEWS. LOOK AT THE TAGS LMFAO

Trans People Getting Common Ws 🏳️‍⚧️ (@CommonTransWs)Mon, 09 Jan 2023 18:55 GMT

For the last 134 years people have photographed the andromeda galaxy, but everyone up until now has missed this giant undiscovered nebula!

Bray Falls (@astrofalls)Mon, 09 Jan 2023 12:03 GMT

Compiling gdb and I just saw `--disable-year2038` scroll by and wow if it can do that then what have we been doing the last few years

badidea 🪐 (@0xabad1dea)Mon, 09 Jan 2023 10:09 GMT

“I have a trans friend who says it’s fine if I play the new Hogwarts game” okay, well, no single trans person speaks for all of us but also if you can’t live without playing this game I’m skeptical your trans “friend” feels safe and comfortable being honest with you.

Lyra, Esq., is NOT DAREDEVIL (@PinkRangerLB)Mon, 09 Jan 2023 14:26 GMT

https://twitter.com/jbrowder1/status/1612312707398795264

cc @nathanfielder

weisser (@julianweisser)Mon, 09 Jan 2023 11:31 GMT

https://twitter.com/anothercohen/status/1610706576632954904

Just say you don’t know how to talk to people unless they’re forced to talk to you.

Tim Banks: Principal VibeOps Engineer (@elchefe)Mon, 09 Jan 2023 12:30 GMT

Happy perf to those who celebrate

Emily Kager (@EmilyKager)Sun, 08 Jan 2023 20:36 GMT

100% remote work combined with a no meeting culture is going to create a large group of lonely, isolated workers

Alex Cohen (@anothercohen)Wed, 04 Jan 2023 18:35 GMT

https://twitter.com/anothercohen/status/1610706576632954904

Some of you have apparently never enjoyed building things with other people in real life

Alex Cohen (@anothercohen)Wed, 04 Jan 2023 20:25 GMT

dude that went to a $31,000/year high school is pretty sure other people are not comfortable enough with the risks of failing in life. ok. thanks bro. 👍 failure for you is being a partner at a transactional law firm. failure for others is not providing for their kids. wake up.

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colleges prioritized making people feel perfectly safe over everything else and produced a generation afraid to fail, and thus afraid to take risk, and thus on pace to accomplish extremely little

Sam Altman (@sama)Sat, 07 Jan 2023 18:00 GMT

scott🍈 (@scott_lew_is)Sun, 08 Jan 2023 22:59 GMT

Leave it to a cis white man to claim that colleges prioritize safety. LOL

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colleges prioritized making people feel perfectly safe over everything else and produced a generation afraid to fail, and thus afraid to take risk, and thus on pace to accomplish extremely little

Sam Altman (@sama)Sat, 07 Jan 2023 18:00 GMT

celia (@_celia_bedelia_)Mon, 09 Jan 2023 14:17 GMT

I find WFH means I don't have to listen to pontificating wind bags because I mute them and pretend I'm listening.🙃😂😌

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100% remote work combined with a no meeting culture is going to create a large group of lonely, isolated workers

Alex Cohen (@anothercohen)Wed, 04 Jan 2023 18:35 GMT

Lock Down Your Life (@lockdownurlife)Mon, 09 Jan 2023 14:21 GMT

https://twitter.com/sama/status/1611784967331414017

Quick question: did you have student loans and did you have a job during college

Ed Zitron (@edzitron)Sat, 07 Jan 2023 20:40 GMT

https://twitter.com/sama/status/1611784967331414017

Colleges did not do this. It’s wild how people like you just log in and make shit up for clicks.

Pete Holiday (@toomuchpete)Mon, 09 Jan 2023 14:22 GMT

finally, my dick and balls will unexpectedly mow down a pedestrian and explode

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Fernando Mancuello (@malavision)Sat, 07 Jan 2023 15:42 GMT

son of P22 (@iluvbutts247)Sat, 07 Jan 2023 15:46 GMT

Congrats to renovatebot/renovate, which has grown by 145 stars in the last 7 days and has reached 10.7K stars. Thanks to the contributors: @rarkins @viceice_mk @viceice_mk @Jamie_Magee @smartass3000 ossinsight.io/analyze/renova… #TypeScript

OSS Insight Bot (@ossinsight_bot)Sun, 08 Jan 2023 01:40 GMT

https://twitter.com/teachbk/status/1612243497326714882

As adults, we do work during work hours &get paid for it. Most people dont work outside of work hours bc no pay. Why do we expect this of children, to spend all of their free time doing work when we don’t even want to do that?? Hw is important to an extent, but not all the time

Amanda Surman (@Amandahhh17)Mon, 09 Jan 2023 01:06 GMT

this. if you've learned nothing else from this ordeal, you should have learned not to trust this place with your content

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dont understand why any content creator would publish natively on twitter, rather than give tidbits that end with a "read more" link or something. you're much better off driving traffic to a site you control. earn your own ad revenue, control your own content, etc. twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

derek guy (@dieworkwear)Mon, 09 Jan 2023 01:46 GMT

Angie Jones (@techgirl1908)Mon, 09 Jan 2023 02:49 GMT

https://twitter.com/dieworkwear/status/1612264622614274049

if you publish here and there for a period of many years, it ends up being a huge archive of content. imagine one day, for whatever reason, twitter decides you've violated some rule. overnight, you've lost your entire archive—content that could have generated traffic in future

derek guy (@dieworkwear)Mon, 09 Jan 2023 01:48 GMT

dont understand why any content creator would publish natively on twitter, rather than give tidbits that end with a "read more" link or something. you're much better off driving traffic to a site you control. earn your own ad revenue, control your own content, etc. twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

derek guy (@dieworkwear)Mon, 09 Jan 2023 01:46 GMT

now folks are starting to get it...

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https://twitter.com/dieworkwear/status/1612264622614274049

if you publish here and there for a period of many years, it ends up being a huge archive of content. imagine one day, for whatever reason, twitter decides you've violated some rule. overnight, you've lost your entire archive—content that could have generated traffic in future

derek guy (@dieworkwear)Mon, 09 Jan 2023 01:48 GMT

Angie Jones (@techgirl1908)Mon, 09 Jan 2023 02:50 GMT

New Girl really itching that fantasy of what if more than one guy cared about you at once

Hope Rehak (@HopeRehak)Mon, 09 Jan 2023 06:17 GMT

Keep getting what I can only describe as an "introvert hangover" You hang with friends and have a blast, but the next morning, you have so little energy that you mostly just sit around all day trying to recover. Anyone else experience this? 😂

Madison Kanna (@Madisonkanna)Mon, 09 Jan 2023 05:22 GMT

11 years ago today, Ryan Barrett (https://snarfed.org/ @schnarfed) launched Bridgy (https://brid.gy/) to copy #socialmedia replies as comments on original blog posts. This meant those of us building …