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RT @lilydont I can’t stop laughing at this

Sheps (@the_sheps)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 21:47 +0000

wtf is this like a new feature or something????

Jeremy Kaplowitz (@jeremysmiles)Thu, 22 Dec 2022 22:05 GMT

Holy icons Batman. No one wants this much information.

emily freeman (@editingemily)Fri, 23 Dec 2022 04:54 GMT

every time

faye (@fayemikah)Wed, 21 Dec 2022 11:19 GMT

https://twitter.com/fayemikah/status/1606038436749549568

Something I wrote like 10 minutes ago has like 10 thousand views like why do I need to know this information it’s terrifying

faye (@fayemikah)Thu, 22 Dec 2022 21:28 GMT

pls take away the view count now it’s scary

faye (@fayemikah)Thu, 22 Dec 2022 21:26 GMT

The slow destruction of Twitter means I don’t have to limit myself to 280 characters anymore. So this is a LONG-ASS post about having been online for decades & lost so many spaces to malfeasance and malice & what to do now. Because I need to scream. catvalente.substack.com/p/stop-talking…

Catherynne M. Valente (@catvalente)Thu, 22 Dec 2022 09:47 GMT

After being kicked out of the house for coming out, a 22-year-old sought an LGBTQ+ therapist on @betterhelp, which instead sent him to Christian counselor who told him to try and stop being gay. More from @WSJ on VC-backed mental-health treatment apps: wsj.com/articles/the-f…

Rich Bellis (@mr_bellis)Mon, 19 Dec 2022 15:53 GMT

When you accidentally say the quiet part out loud.

No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen (@NoLieWithBTC)Thu, 22 Dec 2022 17:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/gunslingerx2011/status/1606122327510372352

Mental health go brrr

ADHD Jesse (@adhdjesse)Fri, 23 Dec 2022 03:00 GMT

A third brand asked to feature my tweet. First one compensated, second one did not, so I said no. Third one not offering compensation either. I don’t get it. Don’t give away your shit for free!

Hope Rehak (@HopeRehak)Fri, 23 Dec 2022 07:15 GMT

https://twitter.com/adhdjesse/status/1606121416604413953

well numbers go brrrrrrr, so at least some satisfaction :D

Beastlordius (@gunslingerx2011)Fri, 23 Dec 2022 02:59 GMT

So, this twitter views counter thing is a complete nightmare, yeah?

ADHD Jesse (@adhdjesse)Fri, 23 Dec 2022 02:56 GMT

laundry and taxes 😭😭

Deck the halls! Punch the ceiling! Slap the floor! Demolish your house!!

Amy-Leigh Gemstone (lolennui@mstdn.social) (@lolennui)Thu, 22 Dec 2022 17:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/ashbashchap/status/1606042095537496116

Welcome back to reality

Tommy Callahan (@USCanadaPaul)Thu, 22 Dec 2022 22:22 GMT

Nice.

Alejandra Caraballo (@Esqueer_)Thu, 22 Dec 2022 18:03 GMT

How nice when the aberration that is billionaires starts to self-destruct. twitter.com/esqueer_/statu…

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Nice.

Alejandra Caraballo (@Esqueer_)Thu, 22 Dec 2022 18:03 GMT

Jennifer Riggins https://hachyderm.io/@jkriggins (@jkriggins)Thu, 22 Dec 2022 18:07 GMT

https://twitter.com/awildjessichu/status/1605986634561835008

“Does it bother you to play support all the time? Do you ever feel like it perpetuates the stereotype that women always play healers?” Listen buddy, I live for praise and trying to fix people who make bad choices, so who’s really losing here

Jessica Howard (@awildjessichu)Thu, 22 Dec 2022 18:03 GMT

(angriest I’ve ever been in my life) ok sounds good

Matt Margolis (@ItsMattsLaw)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 12:23 GMT

https://twitter.com/bessbell/status/1605612564376739840

I can’t tell if this is a joke or not 😭

Angel Salazar (@salazar_okc)Thu, 22 Dec 2022 09:16 GMT

https://twitter.com/bestofdyingtwit/status/1605960853601210368

literally impressions

Best of Dying Twiter (@bestofdyingtwit)Thu, 22 Dec 2022 16:18 GMT

The Gender Recognition Reform Bill has passed the Scottish Parliament by 86 to 39. This is a piece of legislation which will make the lives of trans people - one of the most marginalised minorities in society - a little bit easier. Bravo to the 86.

Owen Jones (@OwenJones84)Thu, 22 Dec 2022 15:10 GMT

Hang on so while the argument from GC is that trans women will show their genitals to innocent women and meanwhile a GC protestor flashed her fanny at the public in Parliament? What?

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https://twitter.com/pickle_bee/status/1605941707106680833

A Scottish Feminist Network member just flashed the parliament. If you're not going to be decent then neither will I.

Beth 🏳️‍⚧️🍉☂💜 (@pickle_bee)Thu, 22 Dec 2022 15:04 GMT

Janey Godley (@JaneyGodley)Thu, 22 Dec 2022 16:02 GMT

Don’t invite me anywhere last minute. I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

Introvert Problems (@IntrovertProbss)Wed, 21 Dec 2022 21:18 GMT

https://twitter.com/s3xgolem/status/1605687971906084865

good to see Daft Punk taking up new interests

Christmas Elfvidge (@curtiselvidge)Thu, 22 Dec 2022 16:31 GMT

https://twitter.com/JessicaCalarco/status/1605557276567252992

Your work honors her!

Moira Donegan (@MoiraDonegan)Wed, 21 Dec 2022 13:34 GMT

https://twitter.com/MoiraDonegan/status/1605540994404884481

I know how to winterize a house (Dad), meal plan (Mom), and how to diminish my sense of self in service of my husband's needs and wants (Mom & Dad).

Christie Megill (@christiemegill)Wed, 21 Dec 2022 14:29 GMT

https://twitter.com/DifficultNerd/status/1605856785444663296

a benefit you clearly lack, Jimmy

Ellie (garfield fan) (@realimospizza)Thu, 22 Dec 2022 12:03 GMT

https://twitter.com/christiemegill/status/1605571213383737344

Love it. Maybe unlearn that last bit!!

Moira Donegan (@MoiraDonegan)Wed, 21 Dec 2022 14:39 GMT

https://twitter.com/MoiraDonegan/status/1605540994404884481

After I was born, my mom worked as a: -temp worker/secretary/typist -direct sales associate (Mary Kay) -home childcare provider -preschool teacher -elementary school teacher So I know a whole lot about how our lack of support for mothers pushes women into low-wage, gendered work

Jess Calarco (@JessicaCalarco)Wed, 21 Dec 2022 13:34 GMT

Due to Royal Mail Groups attempts to destroy your local postal workers and the service they provide, today will be the final day of post before Christmas. We hope you understand what it has taken for postal workers to make this call. They need your support. #StandByYourPost

The CWU (@CWUnews)Thu, 22 Dec 2022 06:18 GMT

A friendly reminder to set-up Google alerts for yourself, your family, your business, your trademarks, so that in case of a data breach, harassment, stalking, NCP, or even rumors/crisis, you get notification & can handle accordingly. #googlealerts #google #reminder #MorningMeditation #infosec #techie #safety #InformationSecurity #privacy #business #coffee

After Elon Musk's recent poll whether the should step down as Twitter CEO ended with a clear majority in favor, please welcome your next #TwitterCEO: Sir Nole Ksum! 🙃 #MuskPoll

SoWhy 🇺🇦 { @SoWhy@legal.social } (@SoWhy)Mon, 19 Dec 2022 12:07 GMT

Tell you what I'll do instead of a year end blog post. I'll share some raw notes here and maybe I'll land it in a blog post at some point (probably not).

Chris "Not So" Short @ChrisShort@hachyderm.io (@ChrisShort)Thu, 22 Dec 2022 14:41 GMT

Meet Nole, Twitter’s new CEO.

Bojan Tunguz (@tunguz)Wed, 21 Dec 2022 03:21 GMT

What if the new CEO is named Nole, and it’s just Elon with a mustache?

Tom Hauburger (@thauburger)Mon, 19 Dec 2022 20:58 GMT

https://twitter.com/copyconstruct/status/1605776449461399553

Maybe they're talking about the messaging apps division. 🔥🔥🔥

John-Daniel Trask (@traskjd)Thu, 22 Dec 2022 04:16 GMT

https://twitter.com/BijanRahnema/status/1605693172629340160

Hi 👋 I’m a Director of Engineering for Google, my org runs the infrastructure that powers Search, Gmail, YouTube, etc. I can absolutely guarantee you that we don’t do full rewrites of everything every few years.

Sarah Drasner (@sarah_edo)Thu, 22 Dec 2022 02:35 GMT

i hadn’t had covid since OG covid in march 2020 and whew, this one has whooped me

The reduction in my public blog posts has been one of the indicators of personal growth for me. ✨ pawlean.com/2022/12/20/5-t…

Pauline P. Narvas ✨ (@paulienuh)Thu, 22 Dec 2022 06:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/Mumoftwo1329/status/1605574815372480512

Are you transphobic towards trans men too? Or is it just trans women you hate??

hank (@hanorchwill)Wed, 21 Dec 2022 16:12 GMT

As a human, I can’t imagine a world where women are denied education! Do better Rishi! You don’t need to be a parent to hold this view. “As a father…” does not add kudos to your opinion. Being a parent doesn’t enhance empathy. #childfree #childless #nonparents #Parents

twitter.com/rishisunak/sta…

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As a father to daughters, I cannot imagine a world in which they’re denied an education. The women of Afghanistan have so much to offer. Denying them access to university is a grave step backwards. The world is watching. We will judge the Taliban by their actions.

Rishi Sunak (@RishiSunak)Wed, 21 Dec 2022 14:35 GMT

ChildFreeByChoice (@ChildFreeBC)Wed, 21 Dec 2022 22:01 GMT

https://twitter.com/RishiSunak/status/1605572798075871232

People are watching you and the Tories f*ck the UK up too. They will also be watching when you get kicked out of No10. Hope you don’t take a pay off to add to your obscene wealth

Dave Swanton(Swanny) (@SwannyMediaMan)Thu, 22 Dec 2022 03:04 GMT

in the year 2025 the hottest new genre of music is called "columbocore". a heavily distorted sample of columbo saying "just one more thing" plays, followed by the sickest beat drop you've ever heard. the crowd goes wild

gains (@gains_tweets)Tue, 20 Dec 2022 15:03 GMT

No Stack Developer A no stack developer criticizes the stack without understanding the stack. In addition to complaining, no stack developers engage in full rewrites, but don't finish them before quitting or getting fired, leaving an organization with no stack.

Kelsey Hightower (@kelseyhightower)Wed, 21 Dec 2022 17:10 GMT

Here’s the thing: Twitter’s stack *is* crazy. But as an industry we have not found another way to build planet scale systems supported by large orgs, constantly iterating and experimenting on a complex product.

marius eriksen (@marius)Thu, 22 Dec 2022 04:20 GMT

i often use google as a thesaurus and i don't recall ever seeing it suggest derogatory words, or put them behind a click needless to say i had to see what it had come up with

Molly White (@molly0xFFF)Thu, 22 Dec 2022 06:42 GMT

This is a legal tweet so I’m told

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Tesla has just been informed by the NHTSA that our cars pose an “imminent threat” to all drivers & are demanding an immediate recall of all vehicles w auto pilot. We are going to fight this to the end, but I’m being forced to announce the immediate recall of our entire fleet. 1/2

Elon Musk CEO Tesla Motors, SpaceX & etc (parody) (@h3h3productions)Thu, 22 Dec 2022 05:23 GMT

Mistress Matisse (@mistressmatisse)Thu, 22 Dec 2022 07:09 GMT