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I'm 11 years older than Danny Glover when he said he was getting too old for this shit.
Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 23:43 GMT
I'm 11 years older than Danny Glover when he said he was getting too old for this shit.
Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 23:43 GMT
Hackers have been tweeting as Piers Morgan for well over 30 mins and leaking his DMs while Musk shitposts Batman memes. Gotta love this place. twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…Mikael Thalen (@MikaelThalen)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 04:19 GMT
amazing that hackers have been posting nonstop from piers morgan's account for over 30 minutes now and Twitter still hasn't fixed it
ella dawson (@brosandprose)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 03:57 GMT
The great thing about Piers Morgan being hacked is that you can enjoy it because he's a terrible person and also was editor of the Daily Mirror who just happened to hack people's voicemails, so this is maybe just a little bitty bit of karma.
Foxy with rats inside her (@FoxyLustyGrover)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 04:12 GMT
someone tell the kids who hacked piers morgan to unblock me so i can troll him once his account is restored
man it’s a hot zone, (@Mobute)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 04:20 GMT
If I were prone to conspiratorial thinking, I'd posit that the Saudis helped to bankroll Elon's purchase of Twitter because they knew this would be the powder keg explosion that devalued Tesla and therefore destroyed the market for EVs due to its indelible association with him.
@fluffy@plush.city (@fluffy)Fri, 16 Dec 2022 20:16 GMT
this feels like karma for everything piers morgan has ever said about meghan markle
ella dawson (@brosandprose)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 03:54 GMT
You're so neurotypical, you probably think this tweet is about you
protect kylie at all costs (@mattstratton)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 05:11 GMT
He finally did it, huzzah.
Cody Johnston (@drmistercody)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 05:03 GMT
yeah,
femb✦t (@__femb0t)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 05:56 GMT
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femb✦t (@__femb0t)Tue, 27 Dec 2022 05:55 GMT
it's just so cool bc she really didn't get trans stuff for years when i was a kid but now it's like we both wish this could have come sooner and 😭😭💗
Cloudy 🌩️ (estrogen angel) (@oncloud_e)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 20:40 GMT
i sent my mom my 2yrs estrogen selfie and this was her response 🥹
Cloudy 🌩️ (estrogen angel) (@oncloud_e)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 19:40 GMT
It’s Boxing Day. So I’m on a mandatory 12-hour bank holiday shift for £14ph as a doctor :) I earned more on Boxing Day on the tills at Asda in 2012. #FullPayRestoration #strikehardDaniel Mercer (@danny_mercer)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 13:49 GMT
Seeing your parents for who they are and understanding their level of maturity will allow you to stop seeking from them what they aren’t able to give.
Dr. Nicole LePera (@Theholisticpsyc)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 16:37 GMT
My mom made us homemade gift-cards w/ actual money.. i think this is so cute and creative😍
JaeHydeia (@JaeHydeia)Sun, 25 Dec 2022 20:04 GMT
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‘AVATAR: THE SEED BEARER’ and ‘SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 3’ will both release in theaters on the same day in December 20, 2024. Which one you plan on watching first? 🤔The Hollywood Handle (@hollywoodhandle)Fri, 23 Dec 2022 20:53 GMT
Sammy Tighe (@TigheSammy)Sun, 25 Dec 2022 20:22 GMT
It’s extremely irresponsible of Twitter to give these hack “journalists” free access to their data. Probably a violation of some sort of privacy law somewhere.
Twіtter API (not parody) instagram: fake_api (@fake_api)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 18:25 GMT
Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 07:02 GMT
It would have been worse. Do you think convincing fewer people to get vaccinated was going to make the pandemic better? No one should ever take you seriously as a journalist again.
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39. What might this pandemic and its aftermath have looked like if there had been a more open debate on Twitter and other social media platforms—not to mention the mainstream press—about the origins of Covid, about lockdowns, about the true risks of Covid in kids, and much more?
David Zweig (@davidzweig)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 15:03 GMT
Twіtter API (not parody) instagram: fake_api (@fake_api)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 18:33 GMT
I’m a W, how about you?
Forrest Brazeal (@forrestbrazeal)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 16:50 GMT
So you know how I’m building a game where you can travel between two timelines? Now imagine the past was a fully submerged underwater level where you’d have to go back to present to grab extra oxygen 👏Post details
A silly little thing
blank (@kefimochi)Fri, 25 Nov 2022 19:10 GMT
blank (@kefimochi)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 18:42 GMT
Just fyi- Christmas can be enjoyed with the family without everyone wearing the same pyjamas.
Sindhu Vee (@sindhuvfunny)Sun, 25 Dec 2022 21:46 GMT
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I’m bored….if you were visited by 3 ghost for Christmas who would you want them to be? Lol
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Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 06:22 GMT
I wonder if someday people on here will discover being normal about a movie.
🏜🔋, fka ☕️ (@coopercooperco)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 17:07 GMT
self care is not engaging publicly with stupid ragebait from billionaires while im on vacation
Kylie Robison (@kyliebytes)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 17:30 GMT
JonnyV42 (@JonnyV_42)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 18:02 GMT
how could you ever be mean to a shawty with puffy nipples and a general sense of melancholy
hannah jo (@whoahannahjo)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 15:18 GMT
This is what I’ve been saying!
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how could you ever be mean to a shawty with puffy nipples and a general sense of melancholy
hannah jo (@whoahannahjo)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 15:18 GMT
Poe (@poepilled)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 17:28 GMT
and an angel gets its ball gag twitter.com/nickadamsinusa…Amy-Leigh Gemstone (lolennui@mstdn.social) (@lolennui)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 17:49 GMT
I want to be him. Brain empty, just enjoying his Christmas cape in derpy bliss
Holly Brockwell (@holly)Sun, 25 Dec 2022 22:35 GMT
Out of Context Everything. (@OutOfContextEv)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 16:19 GMT
Happy (un)boxing day to me! It's finally time to replace my 5 year old Thinkpad with a shiny new DIY Framework 🎁Tim Perry (@pimterry)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 16:27 GMT
All we want for Christmas is the decriminalisation and destigmatisation of sex work ❤️
United Sex Workers (@unitedswers)Sun, 25 Dec 2022 17:57 GMT
the dril archive is perhaps my most Hated book , due to its sacrifice of readability to maximize content. but, it is good linktr.ee/drilrealwint (@dril)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 16:49 GMT
cat with confusing auras. (@cat_auras)Sun, 25 Dec 2022 18:03 GMT
Yo! I'm not here anymore, but you can find me at: 👉🏼 @carol@social.lol See ya! ✌🏼Carol ⭐️ (@CarolSaysThings)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 12:19 GMT
Elno physically attacking a Twitter server was accurately foretold by The Onion
Heidi N. Moore (@moorehn)Sun, 25 Dec 2022 08:45 GMT
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BREAKING: Rishi Sunak has no immediate plans to end homelessness because homeless shelters provide him with brilliant photo opportunities x
Laura Kuenssberg beyond parody (@LKTranslator)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 13:35 GMT
The way he manages his engineering team shows he has no idea how software engineering is done. Calling Twitter a Rube Goldberg machine shows he has no clue about modern software architecture. The list goes on...Flavien Charlon (@FlavienCharlon)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 08:09 GMT
literally everything he has posted about twitter's tech and engineering. every single thing
christina 死神 (OFFICIAL) (MILF) (@chhopsky)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 14:24 GMT
And I realize some family members might read this and think it's about them but it's literally about everyone. Neither my husband or myself got any calls. The only texts we got were from people we sent a holiday greeting to first.
Shannon Morse (@Snubs)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 14:11 GMT
It seems like if you don't spend the huge amount of money to actually physically be there in person (which is a huge burden on out of towners can we be honest?) then you're kinda out of sight, out of mind.
Shannon Morse (@Snubs)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 14:14 GMT
I've lived far away from my family pretty much my whole adult life, mainly because I don't like the politics of the states they reside in. Sadly that also has the side effect of making you feel underappreciated and forgotten.
Shannon Morse (@Snubs)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 14:10 GMT
patpatpatpatpatpat
cats being weird little guys (@weirdlilguys)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 14:25 GMT
It does kinda suck to be a thousand miles away from family on Christmas day and not get a call from any of them. Luckily my brother and I planned a video call since everyone else was too busy for us childless ugly ducklings.
Shannon Morse (@Snubs)Mon, 26 Dec 2022 14:07 GMT
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