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I was oncall over christmas and as a result I've got four days in lieu I can take back. I'm thinking of taking four Fridays off in a row and just have a month of long weekends rather than blow my load all at once. It's going to be niiiiice.

Always so jealous when i see people walking down the street with a pizza they’ve bought from the shop. I’m like damn you gonna have a nice tea

Lara Baxter (@larabaxter)Thu, 22 Dec 2022 12:48 GMT

https://twitter.com/mipsytipsy/status/1610228993365794816

Find me any tech worker who would rather have a stocked snack kitchen and laundry than dignity and autonomy at work. Seriously. To wrap up... If Twitter recovers, there will likely be a push to credit authoritarian leadership, mass layoffs, and treating workers like shit.

Charity Majors (@mipsytipsy)Tue, 03 Jan 2023 11:08 GMT

first day back at the desk after christmas

James Vickery (@jmsve)Tue, 03 Jan 2023 11:15 GMT

my biggest fear is going on national television just for someone to take a picture of me and caption it something like this

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this woman’s posture on survivor

nat (@nightcorebadboy)Mon, 02 Jan 2023 03:02 GMT

cal? (@cal_gif)Tue, 03 Jan 2023 07:27 GMT

Ooh, awkward, we were just about to leave.

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just wanted to say I’m super happy to have found tech twitter

YK aka CS Dojo 📺🐦 (@ykdojo)Mon, 02 Jan 2023 08:15 GMT

Darren Shepherd (@ibuildthecloud)Tue, 03 Jan 2023 07:29 GMT

I am not prepared to go back to work tomorrow after 10 days off. I woke up at 11am today 😬

Laura J Hyatt (@LauraJHyatt)Mon, 02 Jan 2023 19:47 GMT

New painting. The artist’s name is John Creighton, but the painting hasn’t one

Honey (@benegotherit)Mon, 02 Jan 2023 19:35 GMT

https://twitter.com/benegotherit/status/1609996749338198016

My dad and I went to his house to pick it up. Stayed for tea. Wonderful to have someone whose work you admire turn out to be as lovely and interesting as you’d imagined

Honey (@benegotherit)Mon, 02 Jan 2023 19:50 GMT

Men should claim the “being bad at math” stereotype for themselves and use it as an excuse for lying. “Did I say 8 inches? Sorry I’m so bad with numbers”

Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_)Mon, 02 Jan 2023 17:10 GMT

Go’s struct tags are an awful DX and should be avoided

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What tech opinion has you like this?

Supabase (@supabase)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 22:34 GMT

David Flanagan (@rawkode)Mon, 02 Jan 2023 20:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/rawkode/status/1610007535993425920

To be clear, I love what struct tags accomplish; but think the actual experience of slinging a string we can’t error or syntax check to be wildly against the messaging surrounding Go and it’s focus on experience

David Flanagan (@rawkode)Mon, 02 Jan 2023 20:22 GMT

be cringe in 2023. your life will legit get better on every front this is not a joke

Isabel⚡️ (@isabelunraveled)Sun, 01 Jan 2023 20:00 GMT

shirts that go hard (@shirtsthtgohard)Mon, 02 Jan 2023 20:18 GMT

https://twitter.com/ashleymcnamara/status/1610005163212955649

I can’t remember if you have ADHD but @danidonovan’s Anti-Planner looks pretty brilliant. I preordered and I’m excited to get mine.

@richburroughs@hachyderm.io (@richburroughs)Mon, 02 Jan 2023 20:19 GMT

I got a knife for Christmas so I’ve been going around finding out what’s cake or not. Most things aren’t cake so far.

Mat Ryer (@matryer)Mon, 02 Jan 2023 15:47 GMT

The Center for Disease Control said they can't control disease like ... ?! Okay so quit? Hire someone who can???

Flying Lady Doctor Says | تقول الطبيبة | 🇮🇶 (@LadyDoctorSays)Mon, 02 Jan 2023 03:19 GMT

You might not be on Mastodon yet, but your blog could get a torrent of traffic from Mastodon, or other Fediverse network if it’s shared there. If your website is mentioned there, it might be the …

The thing about "we should be nicer to incels" is that in general men have such underdeveloped empathy compared to women, I guarantee they have been shown far more empathy from the women in their lives than they've ever even thought about reciprocating

💖eo💖 (@eeeeow)Mon, 02 Jan 2023 18:14 GMT

https://twitter.com/badbbyaera/status/1609917383409545216

I'm a girl and I have a bigger dick then y'all and I think size don't matter

Astria🏳️‍⚧️ (@ImTheAstria)Mon, 02 Jan 2023 18:08 GMT

I just got my ADHD “Anti-Planner” from @danidonovan and I so excited to use it. It already feels better suited for my brain.

Mina Markham (@MinaMarkham)Mon, 02 Jan 2023 19:14 GMT

Ugh, the cryptobros have invaded mastodon now. Wish they’d put their money where their mouth is and keep their “revolution” to dweb/web3 platforms like SSB

Got that weird nervous/excited/not-sure-what-is-going-on energy today. New job tomorrow. New people. New processes. New codebase. New approaches. [arm flailing]

i went to a therapist for gender dysphoria and she deadnamed me and told me i reminded her of her daughter. i had one intro session and in the last five minutes she stopped and asked if i wanted to go ahead and roleplay coming out to my parents right then

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has a therapist ever said something so wack to you that it gave you the ick and you had to fire them

trash jones (@jzux)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 23:31 GMT

jesse 🖤 (@null_jesse)Mon, 02 Jan 2023 15:05 GMT

https://twitter.com/null_jesse/status/1609928805011050496

the therapist i was seeing for gender dysphoria right before that told me the manic episode where i spent $25,000 and really just destroyed my whole life was not a real manic episode and i was exaggerating ^_^

jesse 🖤 (@null_jesse)Mon, 02 Jan 2023 15:07 GMT

A quick experience report with using an RSS reader for a week. Overall, I'm happy with how things are turning out, but I have a lot of gripes.

Big thanks to @awscloud for sponsoring my Open Source work! It was very unexpected but greatly appreciated 🤩 github.com/sponsors/macie…

Maciej Walkowiak 🍃 (@maciejwalkowiak)Mon, 02 Jan 2023 15:18 GMT

last lie-in with dora of the holiday period has now come to an end i love this chonker of a cat loaf

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I really don’t want to go to work tomorrow. Can we just stay on PTO the rest of January?

Taylor Poindexter (@engineering_bae)Mon, 02 Jan 2023 13:22 GMT

Tonight I learned that my mom has, on at least a few occasions, suggested a single woman check out my website and contact me if interested. I found it quite funny (and sweet, of course) as a modern …

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we need to discuss the CULTURAL IMPACT Hugh Grant acting in romcoms had on the adolescence of a GENERATION!

sofia’s booktwt ━✫ cardan’s smudged kohl (@booksessedwhore)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 12:36 GMT

Deep-cleaned my fridge today, so if you need me I’ll be opening the door every time I walk by and sighing the satisfied sigh of someone who’ll never be young again

Jonathan Edward Durham (@thisone0verhere)Sun, 01 Jan 2023 17:49 GMT

Now I no longer work with them I can tell some of my ex-colleagues what I *really* think of them! @richard@bagshaw.social you're a wonderful person and you're better than you think you are, you're talented and skilled and need to trust your gut more and not let overthinking stop you, you got this! @anthony@bitbang.social never had a team lead that fought for me like you did. You're a protector, teacher, and kind soul. I learned and grew so much working with you and it was a privilege!

fucked up looking food (@fuckedupfoods)Sun, 01 Jan 2023 21:48 GMT

Attached: 1 image me as soon as i got a negative covid test

No one owes anyone a response and you do not get to harass people for not responding. This is NOT okay.

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If I choose to not engage with you on one social media platform repeatedly reaching out to me on multiple platforms is a form of harassment. Me not responding to you is not a cybercrime. Sharing my private information online without my permission is a crime though.

Sarah Lean 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@TechieLass)Sun, 01 Jan 2023 16:40 GMT

Stephanie Stimac 🔮 Web Witch (@seaotta)Sun, 01 Jan 2023 18:23 GMT

If I choose to not engage with you on one social media platform repeatedly reaching out to me on multiple platforms is a form of harassment. Me not responding to you is not a cybercrime. Sharing my private information online without my permission is a crime though.

Sarah Lean 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@TechieLass)Sun, 01 Jan 2023 16:40 GMT

Oh cool an affront to God

Ho Ho Homo Xmas 🎄 (@liturgicalgay)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 22:02 GMT

They are called 'Bullet Points' because Death by Powerpoint.

@mikko (@mikko)Tue, 31 Jul 2012 13:05 +0000

Congrats. You made it through the third year of 2020.

Radical Centrist, wrathful tantric deity 🇺🇦 (@RadCentrism)Sun, 01 Jan 2023 02:57 GMT

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Things I'm going to do in 2023: just block devs / technies who do the pedantic nit-picking of things that people post. Fuck off with your "I'm being technically right so I'm better than you" attitude. Humour isn't a place for "well actually..."

I suspect that farting rainbows was too "woke" so they decided on an unbroken stream of shart instead. Which I suppose is more apt.

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Not quite sure what to make of the clenched buttocks logo on the floors of the Texas State Capitol.

David KC (@DavidMuttering)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 19:21 GMT

The SecretBatcave (@secretbatcave)Sun, 01 Jan 2023 10:37 GMT

Not quite sure what to make of the clenched buttocks logo on the floors of the Texas State Capitol.

David KC (@DavidMuttering)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 19:21 GMT

writing down progress each day has had the unintended side effect of wanting to have at least one thing to write down 😂 today I was very lazy but I managed to scrub the window sashes and trims as prep for painting this week

Suz Hinton (@noopkat)Sun, 01 Jan 2023 10:15 GMT

My one goal in the new year is to vibe, if you see me insufficiently vibing by March plz call me out

Dalida "Zoum Zoum Zom" (1969) HQ Audio! (@Zam__Zoum)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 18:51 GMT

I may not be able to do some of what my neurotypical friends and family can... but I can create my art :) I started my aerial embroidery journey 3.5 years ago and love it more every day! Do you create art? What kind? #autism #ActuallyAutistic #neurodivergent

Victoria Rose Richards (@chromato_mania)Fri, 30 Dec 2022 22:56 GMT

We live in a comedy

Conspiracy Bullshit (@ConspiracyBull1)Sat, 31 Dec 2022 13:39 GMT