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Smart people ask dumb questions.

Kelsey Hightower (@kelseyhightower)Fri, 06 Jan 2023 17:38 GMT

One of the quickest way I have found to get more productive: clean my glasses. The amount of times I thought I was getting sleepy or tired, only to realise my glasses are too dirty to see through and its clouding my judgement is hilarious.

remember kids; every COPY, RUN, ENV in your dockerfile creates another layer in your container this is your license to write the most horrible one liners of all time

Joe Poser (@J_Poser)Fri, 06 Jan 2023 17:07 GMT

based king

Victoria 🎀 (@EuphoriTori)Thu, 05 Jan 2023 14:59 GMT

I’m mad at the lady who faked her death to goose her book sales — not for lying, but for being so prosaic. Pretending you were bullied into suicide? Amateur hour. When I fake MY DEATH to increase sales, I’m shooting the moon. There will be pyrotechnics. You only fake die once!

Jesse Stanchak (@jstanchak)Fri, 06 Jan 2023 14:29 GMT

https://twitter.com/kkyehh/status/1611118714254168064

For those wanting sauce: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hexspeak#… See also: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_num…

eximius (@eximius)Fri, 06 Jan 2023 03:05 GMT

https://twitter.com/TylerGlaiel/status/1611115741809627139

personally I prefer the time "big boobs" was in the Hyper-V code

kkyehh (@kkyehh)Thu, 05 Jan 2023 21:46 GMT

https://twitter.com/kkyehh/status/1611116885285941249

kkyehh (@kkyehh)Thu, 05 Jan 2023 21:53 GMT

i apologize for getting overly competitive in the children's party game. it will happen again

cassandra 🏳️‍⚧️ (@cassterisk)Fri, 06 Jan 2023 14:55 GMT

If you're going into performance review time, I highly recommend considering negotiating for more time rather than more money. A lot of companies are nervous about the economic climate. This could be your perfect opportunity to gain a 4-day workweek or more time off.

Marissa Goldberg (@mar15sa)Fri, 06 Jan 2023 15:17 GMT

3/4 The excellently preserved surface and unfaded colours are now fully functioning.

Philip Mould (@philipmould)Tue, 13 Feb 2018 15:19 GMT

“unalive” “SA” “secs” “bd$m” “🌽ography” the unnecessary, voluntary sterilization of language on this site is genuinely harmful to those who mute specific terms to avoid triggering content. this is twitter not tiktok, you won’t get banned for saying the words JUST SAY THE WORDS

Sarah McGonagall (@gothspiderbitch)Thu, 05 Jan 2023 22:33 GMT

https://twitter.com/gothspiderbitch/status/1611128766054400002

I hate this trend of censoring any “dangerous” phrases in spaces where it is entirely useless to do so. not only does it mess up any potential filters put in place to help survivors avoid certain harmful topics but it is also just makes whatever serious topic sound so unserious

Sarah McGonagall (@gothspiderbitch)Thu, 05 Jan 2023 22:37 GMT

No, still just as bad.

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Replace the word 'Harry' in every tweet with the word 'Diana', and then see how it sounds.

fleetstreetfox (@fleetstreetfox)Fri, 06 Jan 2023 10:23 GMT

Jonny Sharples (@JonnyGabriel)Fri, 06 Jan 2023 10:37 GMT

I'm glad to have made my mark on the world

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this is official microsoft sample code twitter.com/flashmozzg/sta…

Tyler Glaiel (@TylerGlaiel)Thu, 05 Jan 2023 21:41 GMT

Sy Brand (@TartanLlama)Fri, 06 Jan 2023 09:18 GMT

We should probably worry that the same unethical clowns who built up crypto for a quick buck, gleefully ignoring its externalities, have moved on to AI.

Ben Sandofsky (@sandofsky)Wed, 04 Jan 2023 18:40 GMT

Prince Harry reveals Daenerys Targaryen as his comfort character during his lowest moments in new memoir ‘Spare’ “Her story resembles mine in many ways. She is so inspiring to me. Just like Daenerys I will take back what was stolen from me. I will take it.”

westerosies; House of Dragons (@westerosies)Fri, 06 Jan 2023 01:12 GMT

CircleCI API (V2) Client Library in Go. Contribute to grezar/go-circleci development by creating an account on GitHub.

If a mess in programming is called spaghetti code in electronics it should be called a circus board

Pivetta 🐀 (@Maestro_Pivetta)Thu, 05 Jan 2023 22:22 GMT

CircleCI was compromised over the holidays. I've been investigating the use of a @ThinkstCanary AWS token that was improperly accessed on December 27th and suspected as much. Now we have confirmation from the vendor.

Daniel Hückmann | 🦣 @sanitybit@infosec.exchange (@sanitybit)Thu, 05 Jan 2023 02:43 GMT

https://twitter.com/slutpilled/status/1611055600300920834

violet valentine (@slutpilled)Thu, 05 Jan 2023 18:27 GMT

https://twitter.com/slutpilled/status/1611054737851576320

lol jk i can't serve on a jury bc im autistic

violet valentine (@slutpilled)Thu, 05 Jan 2023 17:42 GMT

I’ve just declared RSS bankruptcy and nuked my Feedbin. Send me your feeds!

https://twitter.com/QuinnyPig/status/1610996511390961666

Just kidding; Python isn’t thread-safe.

Corey Quinn / quinnypig@awscommunity.social (@QuinnyPig)Thu, 05 Jan 2023 13:48 GMT

Fun fact: You don't hear from real furries on Twitter. Try typing when your paw is a foot wide with 3 toe beans. All these people are fakers and aren't wearing a suit at all.

SwiftOnSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity)Thu, 05 Jan 2023 10:49 GMT

On the one hand, I love this (whether it comes from AWS, as here, or another company) as unexpected but happily received "tip jar" money. But GitHub Sponsors/Patreon/etc. can't be substitutes for more sustainable sources of income for open source developers.

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Big thanks to @awscloud for sponsoring my Open Source work! It was very unexpected but greatly appreciated 🤩 github.com/sponsors/macie…

Maciej Walkowiak 🍃 (@maciejwalkowiak)Mon, 02 Jan 2023 15:18 GMT

Matt Asay (@mjasay)Wed, 04 Jan 2023 22:32 GMT

https://twitter.com/actioncookbook/status/684515262712967170

USERS: we love twitter but it has problems TWITTER: great we'll fix them USERS: do you want to know what they are TWITTER: absolutely not USERS: you're alienating the people who actually use your product TWITTER: likes are now florps USERS: what TWITTER: timeline goes sideways

actioncookbook (@actioncookbook)Wed, 08 Nov 2017 00:32 GMT

now adding a "I jerked off to this" count whenever you post an image! twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

Allergic to my own Swag (@coherentstates)Thu, 05 Jan 2023 05:41 GMT

They don't always discuss politics #aoc #118thCongress

Bad Lip Reading (@BadLipReading)Thu, 05 Jan 2023 00:56 GMT

Idc if he’s a nepo baby Brooklyn Beckham is an amazing photographer and writer

Celebrity Book Club (@cbcthepod)Wed, 04 Jan 2023 15:55 GMT

fuck crypto

tarik (@tarik)Thu, 05 Jan 2023 02:51 GMT

...and are these "monads" here with us in the room right now?

in hiber-nat-ion (@tesseralis)Wed, 04 Jan 2023 20:01 GMT

https://twitter.com/CrainsNewYork/status/1610742886298943509

That's ok. Luckily, there's always FDIC insurance to prevent these scenarios amirite?

Kimball Musk's burner account (parody duh) (@fenderjazz1978)Wed, 04 Jan 2023 22:23 GMT

I wish it worked like this in real life: If a rich dude sits on your couch and you yell "BANKRUPTCY!" you now own the contents of his wallet and the keys to his car. A very fine system! I can't believe I actually had to warn y'all not to put your life savings in monkey money.

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Deposits at bankrupt crypto platform don’t belong to customers, judge rules ow.ly/qOCQ104pbrl

Crain's New York (@CrainsNewYork)Wed, 04 Jan 2023 21:00 GMT

Mekka 💉x4 @mekkaokereke@hachyderm.io (@mekkaokerekebye)Thu, 05 Jan 2023 06:40 GMT

oh no the guy that lied to our faces in every all-hands meeting after the takeover twitter.com/zoeschiffer/st…

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NEW: Behnam Rezaei, Twitter’s head of product and engineering, and one of the last non-Elon Musk appointed leaders at the company, just resigned.

Zoë Schiffer (@ZoeSchiffer)Tue, 03 Jan 2023 22:51 GMT

sachee@macaw.social (@sachee)Wed, 04 Jan 2023 00:18 GMT

Just like the prophecy foretold

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the classic rule to get the real number of luxury cars is to take what the guy says he has and divide by 3

Roxy (@RoxyTall)Sun, 01 Jan 2023 00:32 GMT

H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t (@HTTP_Lovecraft)Wed, 04 Jan 2023 23:43 GMT

My #1 feedback in code reviews for more junior developers is to document "why". Everyone wants to add comments on "what" when they first start out. Sometimes that's useful, but we can always figure out "what" given enough time. But the "why" will be lost to time.

Tim Misiak (@timmisiak)Wed, 04 Jan 2023 23:56 GMT

The Local Development Environment.

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Everyone in the gym on January 1st

Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports)Sun, 01 Jan 2023 16:32 GMT

Tiarnán (@NYCDubliner)Wed, 04 Jan 2023 23:13 GMT

If you sent an API request to Twitter with an e-mail address, and an incorrect password, the API returned a JSON response containing the username associated with the account. A Threat Actor compiled 221,608,279 entries. This list includes celebrities, politicians, and more...

vx-underground (@vxunderground)Wed, 04 Jan 2023 18:32 GMT

Poorly thought out Twitter API allows anyone to find username from a given email; which can help malicious users dox a target (find their alts) or mass tie usernames to emails based off lists. Make sure you aren’t doing this.

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If you sent an API request to Twitter with an e-mail address, and an incorrect password, the API returned a JSON response containing the username associated with the account. A Threat Actor compiled 221,608,279 entries. This list includes celebrities, politicians, and more...

vx-underground (@vxunderground)Wed, 04 Jan 2023 18:32 GMT

APIs You Won't Hate (@apisyouwonthate)Wed, 04 Jan 2023 23:38 GMT

https://twitter.com/donkeycoder/status/1610719747292774400

documentation is very different from public-facing blog type content.

keeb (@nickstinemates)Wed, 04 Jan 2023 20:31 GMT

https://twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1610710243297706017

The secret sauce few people tell you is to have a great engineering blog, you DO need tech writers who help engineers write, and (most importantly!) edit their writing. But you want someone really technical… often an ex software engineer who writes well. Tough to find/hire

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https://twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1610695967715610624

To be clear here, you want engineers work with tech writers and publishing specialists to write the blog. You do not want engineers writing public facing blogs unsupervised. Most can't even write good documentation, let alone understand how sentences work. It goes poorly.

christina 死神 (OFFICIAL) (MILF) (@chhopsky)Wed, 04 Jan 2023 21:30 GMT

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Wed, 04 Jan 2023 23:47 GMT

https://twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1610695967715610624

I agree, I joined a company because of its excellent engineering blog. Having an engineering blog is a must! And when engineers write blogs that genuinely help other engineers, you feel like working there and being one of those engineers!

Ankita Kulkarni (@kulkarniankita9)Wed, 04 Jan 2023 22:04 GMT

Twitter about to look you're driving south down I-95.

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We believe that cause-based advertising can facilitate public conversation around important topics. Today, we're relaxing our ads policy for cause-based ads in the US. We also plan to expand the political advertising we permit in the coming weeks.

Twitter Safety (@TwitterSafety)Tue, 03 Jan 2023 22:14 GMT

Ross Reelachart (@RossReelachart)Tue, 03 Jan 2023 23:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/chhopsky/status/1610752298799747072

Still, you're absolutely correct about how effective it is, and the timeframe. Riot's tech blog is a phenomenal example of how to do it right, and it threads the needle of being clearly technically driven but smooth enough you don't feel like you're reading Go docs.

christina 死神 (OFFICIAL) (MILF) (@chhopsky)Wed, 04 Jan 2023 21:40 GMT