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My trick for alt text is I use speech to text and I speak the description like I would describe it to someone over the phone I don’t always do it well but it’s been working for me better that typing

my neck my back my CEO attack

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i’m watching the substance, and i hadn’t seen this much squelching on the subtitles since stranger things

editor: you got those photos of the UnitedHealthcare shooter? photographer: sure thing boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked editor: what

Don't share his photo I might catch a crush

Looking forward to the rest of December to tend to other planned ships, mainly → - Moving to App Router - Posting EoY feels / 4️⃣ years @ ▲ post ☕ 😌

felt good so shipped some smol ✨glow-up✨ changes to rizwanakhan.com 🧵 https://rizwanakhan.com

(seeing a trans womans pussy) miiisster anderson

fun queer history fact: the matrix (1999, dir. wachowski sisters) is considered such an important film in the history of trans cinema that transgender women named their pussys after the main character, neo

she's beginning to believe

its so depressing that a man can't manage a system of precarity and excess mortality organized solely for shareholder wealth for 20 very profitable years without occasionally getting shot to death at 6:45am in midtown new york by a person dressed in a hooded jacket. what has become of this country?

Young-career me: who has time for languages with strong typing? Mature-career me: who has time for languages without strong typing?

@sean@scoat.es @markstory@mastodon.social type inference also helps a lot here. You get strong, static typing without having to specify. That wasn’t widely available until the mid-2000s.

🎶Oops! I did it again I woke up at 7 When I could sleep in🎶

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Attached: 1 image Two years later. Want to know one of the major reasons Mastodon didn't catch on with journalists and large website owners? It is *invisible* in referrer statistics. Here's my blog from the last month. BlueSky now sends me more traffic than Bing. How much traffic does Mastodon send? It is impossible to know due to the "noreferrer" header in all links. (I'm not saying your privacy isn't important. But you can't build a community if no-one knows you exist.)

I want to give you this hadith, as reworded by my friend: "If you're planting a flower and you look up to see that the world is ending, finish planting the flower."

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Attached: 1 image Hello, world. This is Arlo, the 6yo #beagle. He has officially joined the Brasseur family as of this afternoon, by way of a local rescue agency. Please welcome him to the fediverse! #DogsOfMastodon #Dogstodon #AdoptNotShop

@jasonkoebler@mastodon.social just wait until they learn about archive.org and all the LLMs that have the data and … at that point CEOs and powerful folk now get interested in right to be forgotten GDPR ideas. This smacks of privacy from video rental data stinging congress people from way back when and now they act. Sigh.

welcome to the bukkake, thank you for coming

Current me is rapidly becoming future me, and that problem hasn’t magically gone away or become someone else’s problem yet.

All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else

I mean he did pump 3 hot loads into another man in broad daylight, kinda asking for fanfic

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Out of the 561,454 projects OpenSSF has listed in their criticality_score project, for which they generate a "criticality score" for each single one, a certain hobby project is currently clocking in as number 100. (yeah, I mean #curl) https://github.com/ossf/criticality_score

Did three major adultings within an hour*. Witness my hyperfocus superpower. *after not doing them for weeks and months and years in one case. I will (again) learn nothing from this.

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Attached: 4 images Spotify Wrapped: Debugging, scope creep, and ‘it depends’ edition.

I'm really tempted to name the next episode of Ship it "CI/CDeez nutz" Maybe a new tagline for @dagger.io

Anyway I know it's a thing to be ashamed of something in your wrapped but I'm not ashamed of being hot and having excellent taste

finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years

LaTeX.css – Make your website look like a LaTeX document. Write semantic HTML, add <link rel="stylesheet" href="https://latex.vercel.app/style.css"> to the <head> of your project and you are good to go. https://latex.vercel.app #CSS #Latex

oh the salary is very competitive is it? but you won't be telling me at this stage? cool cool well my skills are very competitive too. No i won't tell you what they are

emacs users horrified to discover that "meta-x" now means two awful social media companies

Over a decade ago I wrote a thing about Gamergate that included a footnote along the lines of "You are free to disagree with me in comments, but if you attempt to argue that Gamergate is not a misogynistic hate movement I will replace your comment with 'Fart fart fart fart'". And I did. Encourage your enemies to spend hours writing 3000 word essays on why you're wrong and spend 5 seconds replacing it with "Fart fart fart fart". It's time they can't use against anyone else.

Imagine a kaleidoscope of cultural diversity, nostalgic memories, enduring passions, and unique identity - all melded into a colourful cyber sanctuary.

Doing #AdventOfCode in a language I used to know well enough to dream in but haven’t used for years, with Copliot enabled, is quite the experience. Like trying to do something with half a dozen incredibly smart and helpful 9 year olds … I think I know what’s happening, everyone is brilliant, but some of these brilliant and helpful things are totally the wrong thing so I’ve really got to pay attention!!

Right then, it’s December, which means no new music releases*. So what are your favourite singles and albums from the last year. * “Christmas music” is not actually music.

The blockings will continue until Well Actualism decreases.

A minimal task manager neovim plugin. Contribute to Hashino/doing.nvim development by creating an account on GitHub.

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Some of you may have noticed that I have a NEW last name it's very exciting ❤️‍🔥 I also used it to create an IG account for my journalism work: instagram.com/attentionvohr Tempted to change all my handles to "attentionvohr" but lets see 😂